The Best of Kevin Bridges on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!

i'm joining john tonight it's kevin bridges kevin has recently bought a riverboat in glasgow or as we call it in england a shopping trolley in 2010 kevin released his debut dvd kevin bridges the story so far it proved so popular in glasgow thefts of dvd players went up 50 percent kevin got married this year in scotland there was a free bar everyone was doing shots downing pints and dancing on the tables then they finished breakfast and went to the church and got married kevin has a degree in social sciences from glasgow university which means if his comedy career doesn't work out he'll always have well let's just hope his comedy career works i don't have a degree in social sciences jimmy i've never actually set foot in glasgow really you don't you no i studied social sciences at college that means you're too thick for uni but too too arrogant for a call center [Applause] hi kevin have you seen countdown before yes i'm a massive fan really my master fan at 10 cats as well so can you imagine my reaction i'm a huge huge fan anybody who's ever been unemployed in the life is a massive countdown were you good at school i used to panic at exams in english i remember one time i forgot how to spell the word who did the pressure i don't have dyslexia i didn't know i just i was writing who and i just started to overthink it kevin you released an autobiography last year uh what life experiences are you going to draw upon this evening er i come from a big countdown family it's quite i don't know why people have been so disrespectful am i oh my dad's actually got that clock tattooed on his back my mum's getting count well she realized she uh she only had eight knuckles so she lost the first oh kevin you've just got back from studying uh in madrid yes i just fancied doing something different and i went over to madrid to study spanish for six weeks jimmy okay how's your spanish then give us a little bit give us a taste of spanish um i need to buy a clove's horse please expression so i try to translate it into spanish literally it was the first night i had to go and buy a clove sauce from my apartment to dry my clothes and uh in spanish you know it'll reverse the words so i've heard the google translate spanish for horse which is caballo and cloves is la ropa so i've walked into a shop rehearsed it a few times bang open the door which just means i'm looking for a horse for my clothes i was actually trying to order peeled pork in spanish as well and i knew the serbo is spanish for pork and i never knew how to say pilled so i walked up to the door and one side's obviously pulled one side's pushed so i tested the door [Applause] oh john and kevin have you brought mascots yeah i've brought my scot i've got a mascot you got mascot um i would not be here tonight how did they know you had an std have you got a mascot yes i've got a mascot i always forget i've got a less that's uh a bookies pen i was a bit too early for my train this morning and i really needed the toilet but it's quite expensive to use the toilet in a train station it's 30 pence and at the fifth depends coin and there was a big key as well so i went to the bookies to ask if i could use the toilet and they say that's for customers only so i was going to say the guy oh i bet you i'm going to pass my pants mate [Applause] 250p on a horse and it won this was the pen that wrote the name of the horse on so i'm hoping it can i don't need you counting down pens i've got my own stage today a shuttle that i found backstage so you never know when i get my badminton's gonna break up do you have a mascot give me some sean yes jimmy i do have a mascot it's a purple disposable lighter and an aerosol can and my experience when a disposable lighter and an aerosol can are introduced in a game a countdown it does bring that degree attention and i think that's something me and sean could really capitalize on and also it could be used in a celebratory way should we get the conundrum i would be willing to empty a few clips and fire fire a few rounds off so that's my mascot kevin have you got a mascot no actually there'd be a drama i bought sean a gift so i knew we're going to be in the same team so in the airport returning home from my dread i got my toblerone and i'm struggling to think of something to get us just to keep the team morale high and then tobor on nine letters for the ideal but we'll never get clearance in time from top or on so and they thought we were going to be disrespectful about the brand that's crazy so you talbot one yeah tober own the only reason the swiss make chocolate is so we don't associate with blood diamonds and nazi gold so you switzerland heal some backup mascots oh yeah no sure sure airplane sean has for you mate oh my god [Applause] please rachel good choice start with l l i know loads of words i'll go for a consonant again n uh viable please you look like you're struggling with that john yeah if you're picking a letter quicker i'll probably want people to see more of my own it's more understandable the scots or that feeling pretty brainy a continent please rachel thank you dean see i can change my accent oh no is swapped okay uh john six kevin hey i got a six and i realized um there was a letter missing so i just changed it to a wrestler and i went for five how running wild this evening jimmy i've got hogan you've got hogan all right so is hogan is hogging a word yeah the definition is when it comes crashing down and it hops inside hogan's in the dictionary uh it's a traditional indian hut of logs and earth obviously i was joking with the wrestling stuff let's let's hear the four first kevin well i said it was risky because it's product placement it's lego you should have been a build on that really lego is lego in the district trademark capital l so we can't have it but it's a capital l if you look at this so the target was 6 13. kevin did you get it thanks omit come back to me leave me at the very end uh sean did you get it he saw i got i got to about 600 and i think it's 618 i'm on 6 18 okay uh john you get it i got 614. 614 you're very close kathy did you get it now it's a more honest answer than the others i mean they could have all said no um kevin how how are you progressing i've got nothing written here but i'm gonna go right okay go three minus two is one three minus two one uh you're further away than when you started with a three see i'm trying to go 24 times 25 which will give me six two six two five four hundred six hundred then i just need to find thirteen it'll be easy should we agree you didn't get it i dealt a dream i tried to entertain the fans if that makes me a loser here then i'm rachel and i are playing on a different level here okay so one minus 25 is 24 is that the next step yeah see back the up jimmy hey rachel just do the next sum and then i'll take it from there you

Channel: Channel 4

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Id: pFDUQNg5moQ

Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 01 2020