The Best DIY Watermelon Life Hacks

[Music] are you stupid i tink vine two decks of cards apparently cards are like bricks they're impenetrable well quick and easy trick to shuffle your cards quicker is just to cover them in butter get all the way cards flutters time to shine oh my god this is old duty literally butters the entire deck of cards once the entire deck is new butter is I mean this is America this is America everything has butter on it even your car Wow Wow honestly I'd hate to be this guy playing cards with butter is finger licking fun this next life hack actually falls on the more useful side why would you waste so much valuable time trying to cut your vegetables with one knife when you can just duct tape two together honestly guys I wouldn't be surprised if the maker of this video I actually put a patent in for a double knife chopping even though samurais that can cut like a whole cucumber and I cap a second they can't even compete cut to a clip of a lot after I put it lay on black screen with white pegs and have this on that black-and-white taste to have him put it saying that on this black screen with white text as well and me saying this too okay I give you permission to play the clip now how to make you head there's like no way are you too much of a man to use a pizza cutter we'll just go down to your local Walmart and get the Condor Eko survival goal doc machete 14 and a half inch 81 D 21 inch overall and just whack at it a few times just couldn't get a couple practice swings in there and his letter [Music] oh yeah that looks like a clean cut a lot of that's actually clean huh I worked at Papa John's for over 60 years and in case you didn't know this is actually how they got their pizza this life hack is for people who enjoy eating chicken but hate how healthy it is first you take pure sugar powder and tough it in the plate now make sure when you're pouring the fun dip into the plate you don't actually put the sticks in there those are really unhealthy and this is literally like the most healthy recipe you'll ever see we just we don't want to ruin it then you take your meat and just rub it all over with the powder really get dirty and just make sure you rub the meat really rub it just good Robyn man you want to make sure you lather your chicken and fund it until it looks like clumps testicle that's when you know to stop then fry it but be careful not to breathe in the mustard gas that is coming out of the pan that is lethal [Music] testicles a little firm and then BAM instead of eating boring chicken you now have chicken covered in tar like it's practically guaranteed to shave off 20% of your life it sounds like a win-win to me stop stop no cookie for you do you hate your kids is your significant other getting a little too Club well keep them out of the cookie jar by causing them physical harm it's like my therapist says physical scars heal a lot better than emotional ones so don't call them fat just put razor blades in the cookie jar and they'll catch the hint you then take some Gorilla Glue then take a razor blade and then just put that bad boy on the side of the cookie jar there you go for maximum pain I'd really advise you put multiple razor blades up there one's just a little too easy to avoid you really want to slice a finger off so make sure you put a lot of glue on there you don't just want it to fall off when it hits their finger you really want it to do some damage and there you go I guarantee you you won't gain weight with this method this next hack is for you frugal Homo sapiens out there instead of wasting all your money buying milk because it's constantly going bad just remove the date and it will literally never bad ever since this life hack was uploaded milk wastage has actually plummeted from 80 percent down to one percent this is revolutionary once animal activists hear about this cool trick they'll probably be more okay with us drinking milk I think you know the big problem is a lot of milk goes to weights but cows across America are grateful for this life hack darn man I really needed a four man I don't win this my gold digger wife's gonna leave me all right Chris distract the other guys I need to modify my card real quick just grab these scissors just cut this everyone else isn't really paying attention we're so focused on their cards I think I might actually get away with this just playing that on the table notice it and I got away with it that's the four I needed my wife will still love me this life hack is for you if you need a four and you're given an eight just cut it in half because that's how that works right the great thing about this life hack is now you don't got to worry about your fingers getting stuck to the duct tape it's actually quite revolutionary so as you guys can see we've got a piece of duct tape I can confirm it feels like duct tape yep this is how duct tape should feel yeah as you see my fingers keep getting stuck to it only one logical thing to do stick two pieces together and there you go and boom now my fingers won't get stuck on it anymore life hack useless duct tape do you want to make french fries for Johnny but you don't have a potato peeler just go in your bathroom and grab the razor and some shaving cream works flawlessly honestly I think doing it this way adds a lot more flavor to the potato have you ever had a really crispy fry from McDonald's that's because they didn't wash all the shaving cream off I guarantee you he was shaving away and then it was just like I don't get paid enough for this and she just cut it with the potato peeling cut it are you sick and tired of actually getting nutrition from your banana well throw away that gross inside part and munch on the peel like nothing tastes better than pesticides and dirt mmm you could just pull it back but he's like taking his time what is this light back what dedication till I pack Joe not only see what it's not even on camera why would she bite it if you zoom in on that you can see he actually bit it I'm not gonna lie this life hack didn't really make much sense to me at first I was like oh is this poor you know you need to jump your car you don't have jumper cables so you just use carrots but then I realized hey I use jumper cables to attach to the carrots so I just don't understand why what are carrots good conductors of car fluid or maybe this is how you get electronics in parent cares all right look I don't judge carrots if this is how they get off this spot don't you hate when your flashdrive doesn't have enough room for all that foam homework well Albert Einstein over here has a solution for you all you got to do is just buy another flash drive duct tape it together and now your 100 gigabyte flash drive is 200 gigabytes flawless this is for you guys that think jack-o'-lanterns are just a little too spooky oh those are the tomatoes the odd salads that no one ever uses you just like get them in the you go away why does that exist is there actually a guide because if there was why would we make that do that either no they're disgusting they're the best no they're not viewers I'm gonna ask you because it's a back there disgusting call me that you like this amazes how's that look comment that I am the greatest person ever six we're just throwing things out there hey now you just grab your handy dandy shaving cream you got got a shave it real quick the unshaven water Mona's way too spooky this is supposed to be the unspoken seconded oh and then make sure you go against the grain like he is right here he looks like he's struggling and the brazier just ripped off all right this guy just have unlimited razors just make sure you remove the broken razored you know going for round two he's got Dollar Shave Club delivering every minute I was going with the grain definitely won't work bold move yeah I needed a break I love how it just cuts to magically being shaven and we have a moment of silence for those razors make sure you just rub it in real good there just make sure it's really smooth rub it you know what do you think he just like went through a thousand razors and that's why I cut it he he definitely doesn't own a knife right I'm going to let you guys listen to the original video cuz after he does this oral surgery it just gets a little interesting now that you have cut your lovely smile out of the watermelon you want to make sure that it is good and minty fresh so with your toothbrush just apply generously because this is a pretty big mouth and just make sure you get all the nooks and crannies with your with your brush you just really got to get back there so you can get rid of all the calculus and plaque as they say yes calculus is what it's called and also be sure to brush in concentric circles because that it really is the key to good dental hygiene for your watermelon and just get really behind the teeth don't forget to get the backs if if now listen this may look like it's bleeding but it's really not that just means you're not doing it enough or regularly enough so you just want to just fight through it and make sure that you just get all of the plaque because the last thing your watermelon needs is to develop stage 3 tons of itis that is just that's never good because that's essentially oral cancer and yeah guys it's very crucial you take care of your watermelons here you hear you this is the decree from Donald Trump himself subscribe or you will be deported is that too edgy subscribe or you'll pay more in taxes next year well there are little kids they don't pay guys subscribe but that's what we do on my main channel subscribe or hmmm if you subscribe how about this grouper skin for free oh these little kids are really fall for that one subscribe for a free school trooper skin hell yeah we just tricked these little kids

Channel: BeastHacks

Views: 6,708,791

Rating: 4.5767612 out of 5

Keywords: experiment, experiments, amazing, diy, new, best, do it yourself, crafts, 2017, 2018, diy projects, lifehacks, life hacks, giant, compilation, simple, how to, how to make, make, useful things, simple life hacks, diy ideas, life hack, easy life hacks, hack, diy activities, viral, slime

Id: crp1p8G-Kos

Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 14 2018