The best cases of "you just f*!ked with the wrong person" people have seen.

what is the best case of you just frisch's with the wrong person who's witnessed interesting face not unattractive just extremely unique and she was self-conscious about it she was cool ass and everyone including the teachers really liked her I was chatting with her in the hall one day between class when some new kid decided to tease her for it she's cool tells him to please stop he keeps going she tells him to freak off he keeps going she finally has it and chases this kid down the hallway tackles him slams him into the ground the students and teachers pretended not to notice kid never bothered her or anyone again robbers trying to get our house for a third time dad was home they were chased down the block from a six feet 240 pounds naked man wielding a five-foot sword cops caught the kid returned dad huh we were never robbed again late but why the hell does your dad have a sword also what kind of sword was it guns were stolen that explains a fair bit leaving of a bar a girl from martial arts class was walking several paces ahead of our group with a couple of her friends there were two guys standing ahead of where we were all walking and we could see that they were sort of eyeing the girls that were walking their direction when the martial arts girl walked past one of the guys reached out and grabbed her by the arm and tried to drag her over towards him new hood she gave a nice little instep and drove her heel right on top his foot then punched him square in the solar plexus she is a black belt and cold seriously freaked this guy up if she felt like it but she understands what her training is for it was the best example I've ever seen of anyone using their martial arts training [Music] I wrestled in high school there was a heavyweight bad thought he was a shit we see he was the biggest person on the team at 260 lbs in a friendly match with the 182 he cross faced him basically punched him in the nose MRR 182 proceeded to stand straight up and throw the hwt over his shoulder with ease and pull him across the mat by his ankle with one hand the hwt didn't try him anymore when I was the teen I went to a mall with a friend we were eating in the food court when a little Asian man like 5 feet 5 inches was getting a strip torn off him by the blonde who appeared to be his girlfriend she ran off and the fella went after her saying he was sorry like some kind of magic for other men appeared and surrounded the little guy they were all 6 feet tall and well-built it turns out they were the girl's family and wanted to settle the score or some such thing to this day the only time I have seen a knockout that fast was an MMA the little guy beat all four of the bigger men in a matter of moments it still is the wildest fight I have ever witnessed with a mark one eyeball had a buddy who was friends with this big old redneck firefighter in high school apparently some kid was starting shit with him most likely had some sort of developmental disorder it was high school everyone was whack anyways this kid hits the firefighter with a sucker punch at point-blank range square in the jaw firefighter boy pushed him off pointed his finger at him and said rethink that decision I don't know why but that story was freakin chilling the first time I heard it that's like Sammy root oh shit right there man it's crazy reminds of of something that happened to me I was in kickboxing class sparring with an overgrown 15 year old kid it was supposed to be a non-contact hand drill instead the kid whacks me straight in the nose I told him to calm down and focus on his form 20 seconds later he smacks me right in the nose again and a little trickle of blood started coming out of my left nostril I looked at him and said please don't do that again you are really beginning to piss me off he was very careful not to touch my face from that point on I watched a redneck get his ass kicked by a gay man because he was taunting him and calling him names never witnessed a more well-deserved in Ferrara swooping happened in front of the rednecks girlfriend which only added to my satisfaction both my former speech and debate professor and his husband do drag on the side his reward for us at the regional event was that if we won he would do his lazier team 15-20 minimum bid in full drag at the end of the events evening party we won something he said to the crowd after his bid has always stuck with me he more or less said never frig with a drag queen because under that wig all that mchupe and heels is typically a very fit man who exudes more confidence in one night than most men will ever in their entire life in short she will kick your ass and her friends will join in too [Music] throw away because what happened is a little weird so about 10 years ago while I was still living in Mexico I had a situation happened that to this day makes me think I was not much of a party person but my brother was we were not rich either or thought we had connections anyways one day my brother goes out to a party at a club he's about 5 feet 10 tall in Mexico very strong as he loved going to the gym and he knows how to fight one of his friends in a drunken mistakes picks up a fight with some rich boy to which a person if the club approaches my brother and tells him dude your friend is picking a fight with the wrong guy turns out he was related to some gang or even cartel my brother han proceeds to go separate his friend but at this time the bouncers of the club have already started mobilizing and kicking people out the main bouncer was this tall dude who used to do MMA and he's trying to get my brother to move quicker my brother has his arms raised and walking to the exit but this dude is trying to bring him down kicking his legs punching his torso just to abuse his power he can't and as my brother is getting out the dude runs ahead of him turns around and leap kicks my brother in the face breaking his nose my brother does not fall and just walks to his car and drives home the next day after going to the hospital he talks with my dad telling him what happened and we leave it about two weeks later my dad calls my brother and tells us the next hey man so you don't have to worry about this guy anymore I was at a high school reunion with some friends and the topic came up I talked to an old friend of mine that seemed interested in what happened and then he told me don't worry I got you covered I didn't think much of this I hadn't seen him in a while so not sure what he was saying but and as he finishes the story he shows us a picture of the bouncer beaten to hell tied up to the train tracks brother and I will freak the hell out that next weekend he went back to the club the bounce of that broke his nose instantly passed him to a table served them some drinks and apologized to him telling him that anything he needed to just ask that was the freakiest thing I have ever witnessed may fear I bet when I was in middle school a pair of guys were going around forcibly kissing girls as part of a bet one of them did this to me and without even thinking I punched him in the face he was on the floor and over his face blood pouring from between his fingers and looking at Elise shell-shocked I looked around and there were no witnesses so I leaned in and snapped you're not going to tell anyone about this are you or I'll break something else he shook his head rapidly and I ran off to tell a teacher that I saw a student fall face-first about a week later I saw him again at school and he had some kind of cast slash guard across his nose the color drained from his face when we made eye contact I still feel guilty I still feel guilty don't back in high school there was this small younger student who had something to prove he was constantly trying to pick fights particularly with people bigger or stronger than him for a while and eventually he chose the wrong target he went up to one of my classmates a senior and started harassing him he'd hit him up a few times before just talking shit and got laughed off every time because how it's just words I guess he said something really crude about the guy's girlfriend though as they got to the main entrance to the school he finally got his fight with the captain of the school weightlifting team who also leads the local school-aged rugby team but each of break room was right there as well as the principal's office and half the school was headed that way to walk out with them ahead of us and five teachers watching so we had a pretty good audience to see this guy pick up the annoying little shit with one hand around his throat hold him up in the air and then slam him down too ground like he was celebrating a touchdown with him as the football dude dusted off his hands and stepped backwards to wait for his punishment it took like 10 seconds for anyone to even move because the teachers were completely blown away several different teachers independently assumed at first that they were just playing around or something and then realized that this guy had just been smoked like a toddler trying to fight Zeus there wasn't even a fight to break up the guy was walking funny for a month afterwards because every part of him was bruised on the back and he shut the hell up for I gotta say like at least a month my mom had this phone call on speaker an insurance customer service agent was refusing to fax proof of insurance to the air my sister was in because it was after hours Weil fax it in the morning it was in fact the middle of the night but my sister was in Spain where it was early evening and they were refusing to treat her until they got proof of insurance my mom said this plan is through my employer which employs people traveling all over the world who are all on this plan it was chosen specifically to deal with this sort of situation the agent refused to budge my mom asked for a supervisor no one is available call again in the morning my mom then said well you're going to want to wake someone up or just send that fax because I'm the person who makes the decision on what insurance plan my company uses when I take all 50,000 people and their dependents off that plan I will name you personally to your company when I do so if you think I'm kidding I suggest you google my name a quick google results shows that she is in fact in a position to do exactly what she said they faxed the paperwork within 10 minutes my mom still called the vice-president of whatever at the company the next day and told them that if she heard about this happening to any of her company's employees they would be looking at other companies I have never ever seen her pull any sort of power play in my entire life not until her daughter's health was threatened okay but also like hell frickin year that she went that extra step to contact that company's higher-ups so no one else would have to deal with that shit either you have a message from the big guy join the discord customer big guy 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Length: 11min 48sec (708 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 12 2019