Hello, everyone! And welcome to Madness Machayenge. [title song playing] So, I've gathered a mad gang
from India. [hollering] So, guys, we've laid down our cards
of madness in front of you. Now it's time to reveal the last card of
our madness. You chose the right guy.
Sit, relax, and laugh. Go mad and I'll manage everything.
Even you. [laughing] Hello and welcome to
Madness Machayenge, India Ko Hasayenge. [hollering] You must be wondering that Huma
is here and so is the team, the performers too. Who is this guy? [laughing] Well, it's not like that. At 9:30, what do you do? You watch music on
Sony Entertainment Television. You watch dance. We do comedy. We're here to make you laugh
and I swear we will do it. - [hollering]
- Yeah. I'm from Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh. I was eating Kachori and Samosa. - Brother.
- Yes. The Sony team called me and said that I have to come to Mumbai
for shooting. I asked them to
come to Uttar Pradesh as we do it better here. - [laughing]
- Oh! Wow! They said that a show is underway.
I said I'll watch it when ready. - He said that I have to be
a part of the show. - Ah. Me? They said that I will run the show. I don't even know how to ride
a cycle. So, how will I manage this? [laughing] Wow. During youth, my girlfriend left me as she knew I won't
be able to manage it. And Sony trusted me with
their show? [laughing] The 9:30 PM slot on
Sony Entertainment Television has had the finest shows to date
that went viral, became famous. And it all started here. In fact, even Sony's team
is under pressure. Oh. They sent me an 18-page contract. On every page, it was written
"Please make them laugh." [laughing] There were two dots. I asked them what it is. They asked
me to wipe off their tears. - [laughing]
- Wow. [laughing] The Sony team asked me how
I'll do it. I'm appearing on TV for the first
time. I'm emotional and secondly, I dare you to change
the channel. - [hollering]
- Wow! Wow. Long live! Put down the remote. Where are you going? Watching news
has made you miserable. It's AC remote. [laughing] I've been stressed
since I came for the shoot. I've been shooting
for the past 3-4 hours. A guy comes up to me and
whispers, can you make them laugh? I asked him, who are you?
Are you from the channel? Are you AD or production? He says, no, I'm Ms. Huma's driver. [laughing] My salary and the dues on her
new home loan depend on this show. [laughing] - Harsh, look, you're doing well.
- Okay. But to please the
channel, to please India, you'll have to do something extra. I think that the
problem lies in the extra. - What do you think?
- Why? Because when I was about
to appear on this show, my friends told me, you're going
to be on TV for the first time. Build your body a little. Even physique
standards have gone up. Earlier, there were just six-packs. Nowadays, I see all the Bollywood
stars walk around with ten-packs. Will the extra four be given
out on rent? [laughing] My father is a middle-class man, we don't know about
all this. I asked my dad - can I get 2-3 packs?
- He says, not before evening. [laughing] Wow! [laughing] You'll go crazy on
my dad's next joke. He tells me to pour water
over his shoulders such that it looks like it's
flowing down a mountain. [laughing] Who will explain to him? And how? I told him, dad, I'll build
a couple of abs at least. He said, you already have all
the flaws, you don't need abs. [laughing] Whoo! It's not that only men go overboard.
So do women. - Oh, man!
- My mother. She prepares dinner
and also gets ready to take us out for dinner. Then,
why was she preparing dinner at home? [laughing] And then she enters the
kitchen of the guest who invited us and offers to help.
Just sit, ma'am! [laughing] This is how women are. So true. Very true. Look at their make-up. Look
at the layers. All the women. I haven't seen so many
layers in a layered flatbread. [laughing] - Whatever!
- Come on, this is wrong. I don't apply so much
make-up. Guys, come on. Do I? No, you're very
pretty. We're a fan of you and your
acting skills, Huma. Only after you did asking for
permission become a trend. - What would you do before that?
- Without permission. [laughing] Paritosh, please don't
do that. It's the first show. [laughing] We laughed and had a
lot of fun. This is our family. The show is going to
go on for three months. We're going to live together. Let's give a big round
of applause for ourselves. Okay? It's time to call friends and
my friend who's coming tonight is very popular. I mean, he's so popular that
he goes viral every day. Are you guys ready
to call him on stage? - Are you guys ready?
- Yes! Please welcome on stage,
the sensation Munawar Faruqui. Awesome, Munawar! I'd like to tell you a
fact about Munawar. We've performed shows
together in Mumbai. And when I posted my videos, first on social media, and I had
started selling about fifty tickets, whenever I'd come
to perform in Mumbai, Munawar would open the show for me. He used to have a ten-minute spot. And today, it's our first show here. I'm opening and Munawar is a guest. - Awesome!
- Well done! But even today, I'm
opening Harsh's show. Munawar is truly very cute-looking. If you look at him
carefully, I mean... I mean, only today did I
realise why girls call him Munna. [laughing] By the way, Munawar is from Dongri
and I'm from Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh. But our cities share a
similar vibe, don't they? A lot. It has a boyish vibe. Yes, it does have a boyish
vibe. I saw a video of him recently, where he's in Dongri and
the crowd was going crazy. - Yeah!
- Awesome! I mean, people were
climbing on top of each other. They were tugging
at Munawar. Pushing him around. When
I went to Kanpur, the crowd was very similar,
but I hadn't done anything. I just picked up a tobacco pouch
and asked whose it is. [laughing] If you had done that in Dongri, they'd have taken your hand
along with the tobacco pouch. [laughing] But the boys of
Dongri are very honest. They give you back your hand. - Oh man!
- Come on! I had heard some of your
jokes about Nagpada's riders, the way they drive... You mean the bikers, right?
We have some crazy bikers there. - They're really crazy.
- What do you mean? Even when a pizza
delivery boy from our locality, delivers pizza before time. Even the one who
orders, pleads with him to let him
have it once for free. [laughing] It's very different in Kanpur. The pizza delivery boy comes
with the pizza. The boys take it and also keep the bike. We don't have a place to
eat, so we'll sit on your bike. [laughing] But forget all that, if
you ever visit Dongri, - then I'll take you to eat.
- I'll visit. The food is so crazy that
you'll forget everything else. Okay. Like you forget the
promises you make to girls. [audience cheering] Munawar's fans, I'm his
fan too. We're just kidding. [laughing] We've gone so ahead in sports. Kanpur boys don't
wait for the marathon. They just keep running
because the crowd is running, but no one knows where. The person ahead is running with a
chain, the ones behind are yelling, - catch him! Catch him!
- Catch him! Catch him! Thousands are
running. I think in Dongri, they must've
gone a step ahead. We also have a game.
Everyone loves hide and seek. The boys hide and
the cops seek them. [laughing] [laughing] When they're caught, they walk
with a bruise in the wrong place. Munawar, the cops
don't bruise you there. [laughing] Are you telling me? [laughing] Well said! Awesome! But Harsh, isn't this so much fun? - It's great fun.
- The boys are living their lives. Whoa! Superb! - Hurricane!
- Superb! Boys from small towns are on TV now. - This is great fun.
- We get so much attention... that I have so many new
relatives popping up every day. [laughing] Daily, I get a text that I played
in someone's lap as a baby. I don't even remember. You, anyway, don't remember
when and in whose lap you played? [audience cheering] This was great fun. A big
round of applause for Munawar. Thank you so much. First episode. Just as we had promised that we will spread madness,
are we doing it or not? - Yes.
- We are doing it. The part of that madness
which makes it more fun - is because of Munawar Faruqui.
- Whoo-hoo. He has a crazy fan following
and why not? He is so talented. Have you met a crazy fan who
did something out of the box? Has that happened? It has happened many times.
But I cannot forget one incident. I was back in my hometown, Junagadh. - Okay.
- I was quite famous there. When I reached, I saw
200 to 300 people waiting - at the station.
- Oh, my! I was coming by road. [laughing] I felt like laughing when I heard that. It was very nice of them, though. I reached home, and there were
200 to 300 people near my house too. I was somehow
taken inside the house. - Okay. - I was told to go inside
as there was so much crowd, and - two people would be outside and
stop anyone from coming in. - Hmm. I went in and met my
Uncle and the others. I sat down, had food and sometime later, I saw
a few posts on Instagram, - all the videos that were shot
inside my house were posted. - Huh? I was wondering how it could happen. There was a boy in the crowd, he had carried my bags and
followed me inside the house. [laughing] As soon as I saw the videos
I realised who the culprit was. I asked everyone who that
guy in the white shirt was. Everyone thought he had
come with me from Mumbai. Love it. I think that fan had done
something crazy that day. That was really crazy. But everyone is your fan. Munawar has already
won two reality shows. It's right that he's lived
with cameras all around him. He's so used to it that he needs
cameras on before doing anything. [laughing] He respects women a lot. He's sitting with you for a while
and he's talking to you nicely. He really respects women a lot. I'm telling you the truth. Once, a girl proposed to him. She told him that she would
not cook after getting married. He said it's okay, I'm
not that kind of a man. You don't have to cook
after we get married. I have another wife for that. If any girl says 'Hi, ' 'Hello, ' to
him, he says he's ready to marry. [laughing] We are crazy about his sweetness. - Do you agree?
- Yes. He hugged me even
though we are roasting him. He's very sporty. I have found out a lot
of information about him. I haven't written this. One of
your childhood friends has told us. He said that he knows you very well and that both of you were buddies. If you would like to meet
him, I'll invite him here. Yes, please call him.
I want to meet him. Please come on stage, Munawar's
friend, Chota Chapri. What do you say, guys? All of you look like goons.
Which of you is Chota Chapri? I'm Chota Chapri. First, tell me, who
among these is Munawar. [laughing] You told us you were his friend.
Who do you think this is? Donald Trum Everyone makes mistakes
when they are children. As kids, how do we know who's who? [laughing] Hey... Get going. It's time for you to donate
blood at the blood bank. Even mosquitoes have blood banks. They'll die once you remove
two drops of blood. Get going. [laughing] He's my friend. I'm going to say a
few lines in his honour. Here comes his poetry. Please go ahead. We keep 'Akkad' and 'Pakkad, along
with screwdrivers and pincers. - Wow.
- Awesome. We keep 'Akkad' and 'Pakkad,
along with screwdrivers and pincers. Don't you dare say
anything against Munawar, we keep bad words in our mouth
and slap on our hands. [cheering] Wow. Your poetry was pathetic. I'm his friend. What
were you expecting? [laughing] I always crack jokes of this level. You see, Munawar and I are the same. I see. It's final now. We have
the complete list with us. - Show me the list.
- Here you go. - Hey...
- Whoa. Read from that end. [laughing] - What is this? 'Ankita, I ...'
- Hey! Whoa. I'm sorry. This is
Munawar's list of girlfriends. [laughing] Here you go. If six more names are not added
to this, I'll take you to task. I have Munawar's
list of fans with me. What is this? The list was in my ears. What is this? Aslam Kanda, Hibu Hatela...
There are only three names here. I can count only up to three.
But fans are plenty. I'm not very educated.
I can count only up to three. You see, Munawar and I are the same. [laughing] The day he came to our neighbourhood all the people were on the streets. He kept shouting on the show that the trophy will come to Dongri. The day the trophy came to
Dongri, he was stuck in the crowd. Let's have a look. Don't come there. [applauding] You're his childhood friend, right?
Where are you in this picture? Where am I? [sunny music] That's a tyre print on your vest. I was right under that vehicle. [laughing] It was very crowded. Do you know how much problem
I have faced because of this? If I sleep without a shirt, kids
think I'm a tyre and play with me. [laughing] [laughing] - Do you know he's earned millions?
- I heard. - I heard he's got a lot of money.
- BB gave Munawar - 2 million.
- I hear it was 5 million. He spent 2 million
in hiring the crowd. [laughing] Hold on, just a minute. You forgot to take your
payment for that day. [laughing] Thank you so much. - That's amazing.
- Thank you, Munawar. - I got enough to get
the puncture fixed. - Just a minute. Did you pay him an extra Rs 40? I'll cut some money for overacting. [cheering] Very good. The police caught him
when he was riding the bike and they asked him
to open his mouth. He confessed to having
murdered someone by biting them. The police said that they had caught
him for a drink and drive case. - It was a lame joke, right?
- Very lame. Because Munawar and I are the same. [laughing] Munawar, either you
ask him to shut up, or I will. - No one can silence me.
- Why? I'm very stubborn. Because,
Munawar and I are the same. Amazing. - Too good.
- Wonderful. - Well done.
- Wonderful. [theme music] - Harsh, as you know,
this art form is. - Yes. Someone will randomly
ask me to crack a joke. If I cannot take a joke on me, how
can I expect others to take a joke? [applauding] - Well-said.
- Wow. Whenever we crack
a joke on celebrities people tell me not to do it,
because their fans will be offended. He roasted me. I did not mind it. And I want my fans who
are watching this show not to get offended by him. I also could roast him, but
he doesn't have any fans. I'm very stubborn. It was too good. Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Great comeback. But, genuinely, this is the best roast
I have ever seen. You were amazing. I mean... the way he kept
equating himself to you... The way you did it was amazing. - We enjoyed it thoroughly.
- The best was about the street. You used it whenever you got stuck
and could not land a punchline. I'm very stubborn. Too good. Too good. It was amazing.
Your duet was wonderful. - And...
- Oh, was Harsh was a part of this? [laughing] Because you and I are the same. [applauding] Our Mad Team has made 'Janwar.' What are you doing? This will happen to anyone who
will come in between my Dad and me. - Whoo-hoo.
- Whoa. Hey, Jyoti. Where are my slippers? Hey, you fool. Why did you bring my slipper here? Tell me, foolish boy. - Tell me...
- How dare you shout at our brother. - How dare you?
- Stop it. - Just a second.
- What is going on? Put him down. He's my Dad. [laughing] I have to burn the world for him. If something happens to him,
how will the movie go ahead? [laughing] Mr Balbir. Hey, Jyoti. Be careful.
Your life almost switched off. [laughing] - Mr Balbir.
- Yes, tell me. Foolish boy. I am Balbir. Even I am Balbir. But she's my wife. - Oh!
- What do you mean by, 'oh?' [laughing] Did you see that? He was
about to hug your mother. Why don't you say anything? - Dad.
- Yes. Did you understand that this is not
a movie about mother and son. It's a film about a
father and his son. If he had hugged you then I would not spare him.
I would burn the world down. - Did you get it, Dad?
- Yes, I understood. - Mr Balbir.
- Yes, tell me. - Someone named Abrar has made mean
comments on your photo. - What? Did my photo get a comment? [laughing] Read the comment first!
All your overacting will die down. [laughter] - What's the comment?
- They say, 'Look at Balbir's face, looks exactly like when
a little baby squeezes its bum before getting an injection.' [laughter] Shut up, idiots! Why does anyone have
a problem with my face? Do I really look like that? No. [laughter] - Son,
- Yes. - Don't you spare him.
- Yes, Dad. Avenge me. Yes, Dad. I won't spare him. That's my son! [laughter] I will show him a girl's photo on
Binder and set him up with a guy. - That's my son.
- Mine too. - I will burn the entire world, Dad.
- Yes. Good job, son. Son, get me some water. Yes, Dad. Forget water, Dad. I will burn the world for you, Dad. [laughter] Okay, son. Son, massage my feet. Forget massage, Dad. [laughter] I will burn the world for you. [vocalising] Shut up, idiots! [laughter] You will burn the world? You think your father
owns this world? [laughter] - Time for fun.
- Dad. Tea. [laughter] Daughter, say that again. Dad, tea and biscuits. Spit the biscuit out
first and then talk. [laughter] [laughter] Let's make her do that. No, she's our daughter-in-law.
We shouldn't. Alright, let's make her do it. Ah. Daughter, say this. She sells seashells by the seashore! She sells seashells... [laughter] By the seashore! [laughter] Geetanjali, just stop it. [unintelligible] Do one thing, text me
what you want to say. [laughter] Wow! Oh, my Qureshi! [laughter] The tea has gone cold. Heat it up. Hey! She'll be back in two minutes.
We'll have fun again. [laughter] Do you remember the idea
I shared with you? I've made a whistle
to help kids pee. Jyoti, do we have
an elimination in the first episode? - No.
- Then why do I only get one chance? [laughter] Action, Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad! Son! - Can't you see me?
- I can. What's your problem? If you can't see me,
use these red glasses. You can see me with those. [laughter] - Tell me something.
- Yes. If we give you Anil from Mr. India,
will you do better than this? [laughter] [whistling] Sorry, son. Continue. - Start your thing.
- Yes, I'll do it. Dad. Dad. I'm listening, I'm not deaf. I'm the guest, I'm not the chef! I'm Singh, I'm not Mehra! [laughter] Now let's make her do that. Dear, say this. We surely shall see the sun shine soon. [laughter] We surely shall see... [laughter] Shall see... [laughter] Stop it now, Geetanjali! Dad, why don't you drink
the tea she brings? Wait a minute. Oh, my Qureshi! Oh! The tea has gone cold. Go, reheat it. [unintelligible] I told you to go inside! Text me what you want to say. [laughter] - I want to know something, Dad.
- Yes. When Geetanjali came into the
house, she used to talk normally. I think she's getting possessed. It feels like she'll say, "My Karan and Arjun
will come for me!" [laughter] Why is it so, Dad?
Why did this happen to her? - It's not her fault, son.
- Then? - This is your dad's fault.
- What? One time, your wife
had ordered momos. And I added glue to her mayonnaise. [laughter] Momos, the one you eat with a dip. Momos, the ones called
'modak' in Marathi but aren't really sweet. Momos, the ones you can eat
with the white dip as well. - Momos, the ones...
- Dad, stop it. Why do you keep talking
about momos? It's irritating. Then how must I feel to hear
you say 'dad' all the time? [laughter] [cheering] - Dad.
- Yes. You say that so happily but
you should be ashamed. Do you love your wife more or me? Of course, I love my dad more. I only love you, Dad. No one else. You must understand this. - I only love you, Dad.
- Yes, son. I'm proud of you. Balbir, you never even looked at
him once in the original film. And now you directly
said you're proud of him? Of course, he'd get a heart attack. [laughter] Who will avenge me now from Abrar? - Dad.
- Oh, no. I will avenge you. I enjoyed it. I watched a live performance after
a long and it was worth it. [applauding] Everyone, whether it's
Inder, Kettan, and your entry was fabulous! And Ankita's character was amazing. So crazy! Amazing! Huma. Mind is blowing. [hollering] What was going on here?
Such madness, guys! Everyone did well. And continue this way, guys.
Make us laugh, entertain us, and... Spread madness! [music playing] - I'm a big fan of your Shayari.
- Whoa! - Thank you, Huma.
- Wow. Love your Shayari. We have an in-house person from Sony who considers
himself to be a poet. - Where is he?
- Our beloved Mamaji. - Let's start?
- Yes. - Okay. One, two, three, start.
- Come on. Yeah. - Life.
- Life. Wow. - Mamaji.
- I'll go first. Sure. - Go on.
- It's a small fact. You will see it flow. I'm not certified by
a choreographer. I'm not certified by
a choreographer. But who can make you dance
better than life? Betrayal. Wow. [whistling] [applauding] I can recite many on this topic. Just read the names and it will
become a Shayari. [laughing] [applauding] Come on, start. - You get angry and leave every day.
- Wow. What is the problem? - Oh!
- Wow. - I'm loyal, not Munawar Faruqui.
- Oh. It's all the same. Hey! Your soul is as clear as glass. My heart is scarred. Paritosh. When we are seen together, people say we make the
perfect couple. Wow! That's amazing! Wow! [clapping] You have been in my prayers
always at all shrines. Wow! Amazing! Every city will narrate
this story to you. Wow! That's amazing! Wow! Uncle! - Woah! - I used the same lines
on Ms. Shilpa. [laughing] Look, there is one thing. We are not fighting.
This is called 'fusion'. He likes my work and
I like his work. Sometimes, it happens
that we fall in love and we manage it. We fall in love and we manage it. Sometimes, we withdrew money
from the same account. [laughter] I am not here to insult him.
Sit down, my friend. I will read a couplet for you. - Sit down, my friend.
- Wow! That's amazing! So, currently,
it is the wedding season. So, we should organise a
ceremony for Munawar. Yay! [clapping] Sir, I cannot mimic you. [laughter] Because I only mimic stars. [cheering] You are a superstar, sir. A big round of applause
for Mr. Munawar. Yes. Amazing, sir. Hey! Who called me a cheater? Who called me a cheater? Yes, I am a cheater. [laughter] I am a cheater. I am a cheater. I am a cheater. I am a cheater. I am such a big cheater. I swear. I heat water in a geyser and
take a bath with cold water. [laughter] This is nothing.
I am such a big cheater that I book a cab, stop an auto and walk out of the metro. [laughter. My girlfriend tells me
not to go to the gym. I asked her why. She said that I work out less
and cheat with food more. [laughter. But now I have decided to
forget about dating. I am going to marry.
That's why I organised this event. Please send me good girls... [laughter Sir, this is amazing. [screams] Ayesha, you! [laughter] [laughter] It's been 5 years
since we broke up. What are you doing here? - Ms. Huma.
- Yes. This boy has cheated me. - Oh, no. - Not just me.
- He has cheated all the girls. He goes to the Statue of Liberty and takes liberties with the statue. [laughter] Nice. He gives a rose to every girl
on Rose Day. And on Hug Day... Huh? He does a stand-up show. [laughter] And then the girls hug him. She is lying. She is a liar. I don't have a girlfriend. Do I have a girlfriend? - Oh.
- Ms. Huma, look at him. [music playing] Look at him. He has more girlfriends
than Inder Sahani's fans. [laughter] Why are you here? I am in my third month. [chuckling] Don't misunderstand. You gave me a mobile phone
on monthly instalments. [laughter] It has monthly instalments. If you break up now,
then I will have to pay the pending instalments.
Marry me. Okay. Actually, I have many options. I have more options
than Mr. Salman. So, please send me the next option. Mr. Salman himself
is in the options. Sir, why did you come in a veil? [laughter] I couldn't get the entry. It's a different channel. [laughter] Sir, all that is fine.
But why at my event? As soon as I heard that
you are getting married I left my make-up and came here. [laughter] Aamir has two wives.
Saif has two wives. I can't get even one. [laughter] Are you alone in the wedding?
Or is there some other girl? - There is Ms. Huma.
- What! [laughter] Ms. Huma will invite them. There are many options. Ms. Huma, please invite
someone like Miss World this time. Ms. Huma, please invite her. May the next girl come forward. I don't know about 'Miss World' but after a few days,
the world will miss you. Hey, what are you saying? [laughter] Everyone was getting married so I thought I should take
advantage of the occasion. - Hold on.
- Yes? Aunty, you're old enough
to get cataracts. You don't have the time to flirt now. Hey, who are you calling Aunty? [laughter] If you weren't his sister,
I would've slapped you. - Hold on, I'm not his sister.
- Then? Tell her that I'm your ex-girlfriend. I want to get married. Tell her. - You're his ex?
- Yes. What did you see in him? Let me see. Hey, old woman! [funny sound] Very good! Very good! Hey, listen. The earthing is spoilt.
Break the connection. Yes. This must be dance for you all. But I'm helpless. But why are you helpless? Why do you want to marry him? Munna, you're a great poet. Do you know that? Yes. [laughter] Show them the video. - Which one?
- What? Wow. - I'll marry you.
- Really? - Yes.
- I'll tell you. Keep it. Mr. Javed called. He said, 'The one who wrote this - should be beheaded.'
- Yes, do it. [laughs] Munna, please don't misunderstand. You will look cute even
when you are mute. Hey, move to a side. Hey, if she marries you she'll give you a son. Marry me and
I'll give you a grandson. Hey, wait a minute. [laughter] [laughing] He wants a loyal girl. I'm there for you. I'll support you till my last breath. Stop playing the harmonium. [laughter] Mother, I don't want your support
for three minutes. What? Wait a minute. I'm confused. Munna, let's do this. Let's ask the real Munawar. Who will he marry? [laughter] [clapping] Munna. Yes, tell me. Look, I'm not interested at all. [laughter] And I'm already taken. - What?
- You might not know but I want to tell you - that Huma proposed to me.
- What? - What?
- What? [clapping] And I said yes. Such a big betrayal! I delayed my death for you and you're giving your heart to her. [laughter] I have a plan. We can't do anything
to the real Munawar. Let's kill the fake one. No, no! [laughter] [clapping] How did you like our...
I mean, your life? [laughter] It was amazing. And you look like
an unwanted Salman Khan. [laughter] And, Grandma, the way you danced... We loved it! [laughter] And you were Munawar, right? What's your name? - Gaurav.
- Yes. [laughter] You didn't have to roast me. You mimicking me was an insult. [laughter] No, but it was amazing.
A big round of applause. We enjoyed it. Thank you so much. - It was amazing.
- Thank you.. [clapping] It was a great act. You guys were too good. A big round of applause
for the entire team. Amazing. [music playing] Amazing. [song playing] Huma, all of us have heard that
we should have a fair bargain. And, Munawar, I am done. We have done whatever we wanted
with you. You supported us so much that our
first episode will surely be a hit. Thank you so much. And we have a rule at
Madness Machayenge. That we give a chance
to those we take a chance from. So, it's your turn now.
Rip us apart. (laughs) Finish us. Go on reverse gear. And drive over us with your humour. - Please come to the stage now.
- I will try. (laughs) (theme music playing) Paritosh, how are you? Look at him. - Forget about it.
- Paritosh. Everyone knows him.
A round of applause for him. I will be finished now. He is such a big man. Do you know Geeta? Both of them eat
from the same plate. (laughs) I mean she eats first.
And the leftovers... (laughs) He eats that. (laughs) And the exchange of money
that happened today. Because I can see that the money
he gets is important considering
how the situation is these days. Who works for TV
after working in the movies? (laughs) That's right. But why are you involving
Huma in our conversation? (laughs) (laughs) Paritosh, the number
of your fans is equivalent to the number of
bodyguards I have outside. (applause) (applause) And Huma has the same number
of make-up artists. (laughs) (applause) BC Aunty, how are you? You know? BC Aunty knows that people roast each other here. So, people will pull your leg
and criticise your old work. So, she didn't work before. (laughs) - Vishal, how are you?
- I am not in the game, sir. I swear. This is not my game. No. I was just checking. Potatoes and bread were distributed
among the poor in the morning. So, I hope you had your fill. Yes, sir. The way he enacted Salman today, (laughs) I won't say anything.
Shera would handle it. (laughs) Gaurav, how are you? (laughs) It depends on you.
I was fine till now. He did my act today.
I hope all of you know that. So, I would like to give him
something for that. When you would leave, there is a DVD
of Gangs of Wasseypur. I would like to give you that. Because the number of abuses
used in it (laughs) (laughs) goes to you. Okay? (laughs) - Grandma.
- Yes. I found out earlier that
Himangi is here. How? Because there was an auto parked
outside alongside expensive cars. (laughs) But you looked nice when
you washed your face. (laughs) - Was that make-up?
- No. Whether there is make-up or not,
I don't recognise you anyway. (laughs) Harsh. Do you know that Harsh gets
a standing ovation on every show? - Really?
- Yes. As soon as he comes on stage,
people start leaving. (laughs) Munawar, how do you like it?
It's our first episode. You came. We did a lot today.
We did many gags. We mimicked many Bollywood actors
like Salman. (laughs) I would just like to tell
the audience that all the jokes are made for you. We are just trying to make
India laugh. Right, Munawar? One is scared even on TV. (laughs) A scared comedian trying
to justify himself. (laughs) You are spared but that won't
happen to me. (laughs) - A round of applause for Munawar.
- It was fun. - Thank you so much. Thank you for coming. Our show had a great start
with your presence. Let's pause the fun gathering
as it's time to bid goodbye. We'll see you tomorrow,
good night.
