THE BAD BABYSITTER SEASON 1

[Music] hi how are you doing oh my baby i really appreciate you doing this on short notice for me thank you so much and look y'all be good okay anytime y'all come on you have fun now let me tell y'all a thing of three sit down you know the drill whatever yeah whatever now y'all don't ask for nothing because you don't need nothing you don't need nothing so that means you don't want nothing i'm going to be back here with my dates and don't y'all bother me okay glad you watched this last time right now where was we when you gonna come over here man damn one second baby [Music] [Music] i need the white five password you know what i should have known you was gonna be trouble did not say don't ask for nothing cause you don't want nothing and you don't need nothing but i want the wi-fi password and i want to be with my man [Music] see what i'm talking about boy ain't nobody standing bad kids okay i got this it's free money you just come here man i'm gonna go [Music] the wi-fi password because you said something like get out and that didn't work so plus i'm hungry so wait what are you gonna cook oh i'm so sorry the wi-fi password is leave me the hell alone oh and if you want something to eat go cook i ain't cooking your [ __ ] do you need me to leave no you ain't gotta leave listen i promise you they're gonna go in now make them some little cereal and that's it and it's just gonna be me and you me and you okay [Music] i guess i want a whooping or something i need to beat y'all with a belt no would you hey you came with push button till i'm on what proof do you got no i guess what i'm gonna do i'm gonna keep on making my money and i'll see y'all next week look at your 20 fashion nova outfit correction walmart outfit baby this outfit is expensive okay it's designer that i got paid from from babysitting y'all now i'm gonna get back here with my man okay oh so we don't have any proof you know what i should have known he was gonna get trouble and i say don't ask for nothing cause you don't want nothing and you don't need nothing y'all sounds good i know it's on the other side of town but you know no no biggie right i'll get y'all ruth chris cause y'all my baby yeah get out of here i want new shoes okay let me tell this man he need to get out here because i need to spend time with y'all yeah yeah yeah get out get out of here which i want what y'all want shoes oh it's like that okay [Music] hi my babies i'm so glad y'all came back okay i'll see you come in hand me your phones we didn't bring your phone you a damn lie y'all think y'all finna get me again and record me give me your phone no we really didn't bring our phones that's a lot get it look what we oh here two phones so what's this an accident shut your line ass up are you not you're going upstairs to the kids room um i'm a preteen he's a teen kids rooms that's not for us you're still a kid that's why you need baby set that's why you want upstairs okay damn why you having phones right there i ain't think she was gonna look through my book bag well you hit in the most obvious place [Music] you didn't even help me hide the phone that's not even my fault you say you got it i didn't even tell you why i got it man it's whatever yeah anyway we need to find out a plan to get her back girl you're welcome you know i look kid especially these ones too thank you you gonna be back around 10. of course okay i'll see you later now come [Music] kids y'all on go upstairs okay cause y'all ain't gonna get on my nerves let's go what y'all in him doing it don't even matter so this is for kaya this is malaysia malaysia this is roman and ari they gonna be babysitting you hey look she already like you so go over there go sit down and you go sit down now i don't want to hear nothing and y'all may not ask for nothing cause you're not getting nothing i'm about to go back downstairs be on the phone and i'll see y'all whenever y'all finish okay [Applause] [Music] ain't got time today what's up girl not babies in these damn kids girl nothing making this money hey stop do you got a girlfriend yes i bet you don't look good at me yeah you know what babysitting babysit [ __ ] gotta come get these kids okay all right i'm gonna go tell you because these kids are too bad thank you [Music] hey get off the phone you need to come babysit these kids girl hold on what'd you say we're not supposed to be babysitting those kids this is your job oh that's my job then you tricked me out of some shoes and some chick-fil-a you and your little sister yeah so you gonna earn that money go up there and babysit interrupt me hello girl what um they holding up the babysit oh my god sit down what can you say nothing that we got a babysit [Music] girl so you mean to tell me radique america and shanica they susan they ain't the same dude [Music] [Applause] [Applause] are you sure oh my god oh i'm going to have to get connected this girl boo boo don't herself you gonna leave me with them yes you don't have to oh so girl did you hear about defense he was she know his baby mama crazy kneel that girl just boo booed on herself hold on okay and what they got to do with me because them your kids that you need to be watching but i got you watching okay well that's not my job and especially if i ain't getting paid for it i'm supposed to do it no no no no no you supposed to do it want to know why because that's your job wanna know why because i gave it to your job wanna know why because i got you some new shoes so you can go up out of here but matter of fact one second you're right you're so smart huh go change her diaper then now you go [Music] shiny can you sit down what's she saying she didn't say nothing but she gonna give me some pampers oh come on gosh stop you know what you smell hair never mind girl you lie do you tell me radique and radical and all them was in a threesome i got an idea what so tell me all the tea i need to know where to drink it up hold on we try to babysit your kids and you can take your little stanky knife you can have your pampers back hold on oh so y'all must not know who y'all are messing with huh huh yeah we know you are canadore dion well if you know exactly who i am guess what you gonna go your ass upstairs ain't gonna continue babysitting them kids cause you ain't got no proof on nothing should i tell her or you i'll tell her so you see this watch right here you took the phones but you forgot about this this is connected to my phone and uh i took a little video of us watching your kids so i can just send this to my mom no no no no no no no you know how much how much how much you want um a dollar you think you broke us up y'all kids kids is broke not us you know what you're right you're right cause y'all some smart kids two dollars no no okay um so would y'all want some more shoes no you can pay a hundred dollars a kid and it's four of us so that means two hundred dollars a piece okay i ain't got that much money on me so that's okay we take cash up venmo apple pay and cash that's crazy goddamn kids okay uh i'm about to cash out for you i guess okay it's on now did they leave us i don't know do you think he likes me [Music] why she always got a new pass i swear i'm trying to wish momma's budget and fancy [Music] what isn't it my two favorite little hustlers i mean little kids why are you always in a different place yeah is you homeless or something don't do that little girl do i look homeless i just got a lot of money and i can be in different houses anyway that ain't the point i see what you're trying to do you trying to distract me hand me your book bag and your phones y'all just gonna give it to me that easy lift your hands up i know oh okay well who being cooperative what a money at 100 give it to me no more gave us that to go to movies with um a little child ain't supposed to have a hundred dollars y'all ain't responsible enough for that actually we are that's why my mom gave us the money and not you how you think i know about the hundred dollars little girl she told me she gave it to y'all and for y'all to hand it over to me now it's cool if y'all don't want to go to the movies because if i don't get that hundred dollars ain't no movies all right all right let's not get worked up here make sure you come to a compromise little boy do i look like a crackhead to you kind of do kind of do you ain't funny yep that looks about right yeah come on in why would you give everybody you know you damn right i'll show lane anyway when y'all get up here don't touch nothing matter of fact don't talk to me because i ain't trying to be bothered this house is very nice and i know y'all ain't used to nice things okay now this is me casa not two and two casa mi casa understand that okay and y'all gonna come in here y'all gonna sit down you're gonna be quiet you ain't gonna mess with me none of that understand i'm enjoying my time ain't no tv ain't nothing y'all just sit there and entertain each other understand okay y'all need to upgrade your phones too [Music] daddy tyrone first of all don't hey baby me because i was calling you all last night and you just not calling me this morning whatever all i wanted to know is like what you doing later on i mean we can netflix and chill or something i can come through what is she talking about going over there i thought we supposed to be going to movies right she better take us because i know she didn't spend enough money on him boy i already got the netflix subscription okay and i'ma bring some snacks why you always gotta use my car last time you didn't even put no gas in it but yeah that's cool you can use it somebody broke just like her excuse me i think we see it on her bed okay i see you later you better not stand me up bye what the hell's so funny huh y'all in my business don't do that all right but since y'all was listening y'all actually can learn a thing of three from me all right that's how you keep a man about paying a man to be with you i mean if you wanna pay somebody to talk to you i'm down but you had to pay me a lot of money ain't nobody paying y'all nothing y'all actually pay me to talk to y'all so so who the only one huh huh it's showing me because i get paid over here i get money okay now if y'all keep being smart and talking ain't gonna be no movies understand okay sugar girl you know what quit playing with me i'm gonna go in the room and do some stuff y'all better sit here don't come mess with me don't wake me up don't do none of that y'all thought i was gonna leave this thing nope don't move don't touch nothing i'm not playing you hear me shoot i'm not like i can't keep one man i can keep a man shoot i ain't long she always getting a new boyfriend like who is tyrone right i'm surprised she can get a boyfriend i know right enough money [Music] man i'm hungry and i know she ain't got no food enough she finna use that hundred dollars that she took from us and she's gonna go get us something to eat i'm gonna tell her that right now [Music] told you do not mess with me look girl didn't i say don't come bother me yeah but i'm hungry okay what they got to do with me that comes with babysitting feeding the kids says who i'm the ruler of here okay y'all should've ate before y'all came here okay but you took out a hundred dollars so can you order a piece of this one look little girl i was taking a cat nap and you woke me up do not wake me up again i guess what ain't no movies you understand now that's what you gonna do you gonna go in there you want to tell your brother that y'all better not bother me or ain't no movies understand what you say i want to leave her alone like i sleep matter more than my hunger man i'ma tell mama yeah but you know me ain't got no proof and she ain't gonna believe her dang he didn't call me to come here [Music] okay how did they afford some drabies it's cold i gotta go do something what did your sister not give you the warning didn't i say don't come in for me is that my headphones anything that's in my house is mine what did your sister not give you the message i said don't come bother me it's cold in here okay what they got to do with me can you turn the ac off do you pay bills up in here oh no you don't y'all barely give me enough money to babysit y'all so what you gonna do is quit coming to my door can we let's go to the movies we gonna go when i say we go now get from my door until it's time to go to the movies now go then my stomach growling and stuff [Music] what'd she say well we don't pay no bills and she don't care about the ac well they come to that dope one more time one more time i probably should have wiped these hey ryan call me yet i'm gonna take a look now [Music] give me the serenity to deal with these bad ass kids when we gonna even go to the movies oh come on let's go action oh yeah i'm lucky i did my meditation if not i would have probably swung on one of y'all now why y'all let my dough can't win as we go into the movies um we gonna go where he cop i mean when the movie plays open by the time we get there i'll be in my afterlife uh okay well you need to pray then cause cause you could pray that's what you should do and be worried about that can we at least get our stuff y'all ain't getting nothing and i hope y'all brought some more clothes cause you look dusty please speaking of which don't come in this zone no more until i say y'all come to me [Music] hello you think i'm a groupie or something like why you ain't call me yet i told you i wanted to have a movie whatever yeah i'll be there in a second but don't think i'm desperate wow y'all need to be getting ready and take that stuff off cause y'all dusty put something else on [Applause] okay y'all we here this don't look like the movies look like somebody counts goodness ain't nobody house this is the new movie theater what are you talking about since when was the movie inside the hood since this is the one that we going to god dang y'all acting real ungrateful we can just go back home let's just go back home where did you even find this location keep talking and i'ma give you something to shut up about dang what's taking him so long wait so we had a dude house he gotta move at the end inside his house you need to start listening in my conversation where they come from what you mean where they come from you can't tell me hey first i'm just saying but i wasn't expecting no kids oh you weren't expecting no kids but she was expecting that netflix password one oh you was expecting some snacks and some food want you not to mention some gas money that put in the cup when you drive it huh that's what it's come from because they pay my bills come on come on kids that's what i thought y'all come on is it safe i swear like a trap house you the policeman uh no sir don't call me sir oh man um baby we got to um watch netflix right yeah come on come on y'all sit down i gotta go have some business real quick okay daddy sit down sit down don't have like you woozy dang you know what forget about the whole movie thing can we just go yeah let's just go home you know what y'all being real ungrateful after everything i got did for y'all huh i took out my precious time to take you out to this real lavish movie theater you see them curtains right there so don't act like y'all don't you know what we're gonna watch this movie on this big lavish screen ah real quick i'm telling mom about all this if you don't give me money y'all worried about money pay up [Applause] look i'm about to go in here and y'all better stay here don't move don't stay in the lane [Music] hey hey baby i'm so glad tyrone told me i can get him today um baby go ahead and go to the car okay thank you so much yes still me either stay taking our phones some money i swear she stay at a different place can't not keep a home oh your tyrell girlfriend huh yeah that's my baby ugh why is she acting on faith right she always try to trick out mama into the song i swear like when we get proof that's why she don't never believe us because she acts so fake in person that's exactly what she always they got every single device we got a part she took our money too cause she broke but it was nice to meet you grandma hold on can you help me back about nine or ten oh yeah i'll bring her back i'll bring her back okay baby all right bye [Music] hey my babies i'm so glad i got all y'all together with me we're gonna have fun and go to the park aren't y'all excited the park you must be in between homes or something shut up i mean of course not i just want to take you out to the park okay y'all ready to go y'all need to get to know each other okay that's uh sarah okay all right [Music] hello good night see her babysitting these bad kids i'm always talking that's how i get my money because i'm a money maker you know what i'm saying uh today i got a little tyrone daughter i don't even like him like that but i i guess i guess the girl but he don't have to pay me she's not good at watching us or watching the road lord please don't let this lady kill us what you saying girl i'm about to get ready to knock one of these faces off but all right just hit me later bye aye we ought up where y'all think y'all going to the work i said i'm going to the park i got a date what y'all gonna do is sit in this cup what you got something to say i don't wanna hear it matter of fact give me y'all stuff y'all think y'all finna record give me your sub phone look girl you don't know the drill hand me your stuff y'all ain't gonna snitch on me hey oh what up baby hey all right oh i can't steal her she always on a date i swear weren't you just with tyrone like two days ago i'm gonna tell my daddy that ain't gonna work oh [ __ ] i almost failed yeah it's like you gotta be careful [Applause] oh let's see what you get oh yeah the snacks is good but it's about you and she just pull out the snack she said was for us oh i can't stand her she's just a little sugar mama and i'm hungry i'm gonna go say something to her you think she gonna get her some snacks no she's just wasting her brother she do that all the time i mean i'm glad you took me here they're so beautiful yeah i just want to show you something nice but it ain't as beautiful as you you know what i'm saying thank you you know i made some time for you i'm actually at work oh really but it's cool because i'm on my lunch break so we gucci all right all right that's what we gonna do you know what we're gonna do for the rest of the afternoons i don't know i just know this place is so beautiful i'm hungry can i get some snacks um this uh girl you know you already ate stop playing no you defeated us i did feed you stop lying so you remember i told you i was at work i'm a babysitter so part-time but you know they fine cause um i left i left the windows down you sure mm-hmm hey how you doing hey tyrone well anyway um you look just like my brother tyrone that's what's so crazy um go back to the car can i get some go back to the car ain't no more snacks [Applause] no she don't need no snacks because her mama told me that she allergic to chips she'd break out real bad real real bad so we don't want that to happen she just sh look she a little slow too i'm so tired of her all you care about it's hella dates wait a minute i got the perfect plan boy your perfect plans don't never work let me make the plan you always making plans i literally got a purpose playing just going to get her all right but then your perfect plan get the 100 seconds but i got it back okay and who got the four hundred dollars man you doing too much i'm really getting tired of you okay stop let's just hear him out okay you know i'm trying to be an entrepreneur so i need a man that's going to invest in me i got you though you know you know i believe in you anything you've got going i got god because he's right here you know what i'm saying i kind of want like a daycare decade yeah cause i already watched kids and i'm real good at it she wouldn't know what i'm doing i'm black i can't do it i can't do it [Music] [Laughter] right how she be switching houses we need to be switching babysitters cause i'm tired i swear we better not go to the ghetto dude tyrone house no more if we do it's over at least they're here they're always covered can't depend on nobody else yeah i can just come in let's shut the door i don't need it and then i order some dominoes pizza yeah i want it and there's some snacks in the pantry wait she's giving her snacks some got to be up right i can just go have a seat um roman ari mariah and this is r b you actually get to know each other y'all got the same names me i'm just gonna go upstairs maybe die and y'all can just just do whatever it doesn't matter hold up cause this is not the babysitter that we know i swear y'all must put a spell on her something all i know she's never been crying saying tyrone tyrone all day oh and i heard her on the phone in there with him thomas oh we broke up and i think she depressed but she got like five boyfriends just move on to the next yeah but the other four need to break her heart too if she being this nice well at least we got our phones this time wait i got an idea i can go take advantage of her [ __ ] i'm getting low on money anyway i mean it's not going to work but you can go ahead and try [Music] get your money [Music] hey hey my sweet lovely babysitter do you think you can give me twenty dollars you're gonna make your day better why not cause my day's just not good here you go you know actually what about a hundred and twenty dollars you can never have more matches here just just take all of this thank you you're welcome have a better day my day is horrible my day is not good why would my day be good you don't love me why why not it's so easy yes guess what i've got no way yep get in my book y'all know you need to go figure out wait um don't take advantage of she already said after everything she put us through i deserve a macbook all right she must be being nice to y'all or something or to you nope no miss girl no miss call nothing [Music] get yourself together come here girl hey roman since you're in a given mood i've been in real need of a macbook you just need a macbook yeah it's for school purposes and i have fast internet yeah i mean it's not like i can use the macbook that i have a new video all right yeah yeah go get my macbook i don't care you don't have to be so mean i was just gonna be so nice to you as everybody's mean to me this is why you can have it because nobody calls me on it or nothing oh tell us how wrong i said thank you don't say to her i think y'all should take advantage of her too after all she put us through yeah you want to go girl hey look what i got on the latest and newest macbook pro hold on wait wait she got your macbook for real yup oh we need to go ahead and go take the bench for a night you can i deserve better than this [Music] hello oh so so you didn't want to break up because you love me still yeah i can i can i can meet you i can meet you wherever okay i'll be there in a second okay i know you still love me okay where's my goals where is my house to the bathroom up here because ain't no bathroom up here is downstairs so shut y'all lying ass up get downstairs y'all know the drill act like y'all ain't got no house training what the hell y'all doing huh yep sit down you know what see usually you two be good but i knew it had to be number child little spoiled breasts that put them up to it give me your stuff now give it phones book bags everything hand it up give it yup yup get that smirk off your face hand me everything what's wrong with y'all what y'all think i forgot y'all gonna try to kick me when i'm down that's what y'all do girl get my goddamn money right now i will pull your little twig get my money and you think you gonna keep my macbook give it here let you find what y'all use put your shoes on we finna go let's go come on and i hate okay so we finna go in this little daycare center it's just a lot of people in here because i need to handle some business but before we go in here coming boy put this head on and put put the hood on with it too we're going to decay why we gotta do all this that's cause i said you do huh put this put this wig on come here come here girl put your hand up okay there you go uh-huh you come here just fix that fix that on your head put it on your head huh you put this one on yours shoot what the size sweet huh put that on put it down you're not putting that wig on y'all like y'all ground we gonna get out here i need y'all to mock me okay i'ma say some stuff but i'm just gonna be playing i'm just gonna tell them that y'all um midgets open the door let's go all right [Music] do not hold up because this is definitely not a daycare right you know she said tyrone at first oh is [Music] is [Music] i know he ain't drinking that fruit uh romney quit playing look mariah and rb y'all go on the other end of the club and me and rome we're gonna go on that side cause baby we gotta find her okay wait is that mama i don't know i don't see nothing but instagram bodies [Music] well if that's mama then we can use her black male collegiate really because [Music] [Music] well [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] what other girls hey don't even member their mom and they pay me let's go wait a minute how's our places getting nicer i don't know but it seems to me that i'm giving her too much money i mean we are still in a different apartment so she still may be shacking up with somebody why you keep inviting people if you ain't got no food [Music] why is this damn hallway so long you already know what it is just go ahead and have our stuff ready okay that is actually my name is roman this is ari and your name is i am not y'all babysitter but y'all need to come on in oh samoa's not your kids look don't talk to me don't walk too loud don't breathe too hard take a little whiff just don't touch nothing especially my knees oh my god now going over here and sit by this little girl whatever her name is oh hey mariah so how's she oh let's go okay i guess i can eat my sandwich again i thought i told y'all to stop talking hello what is that um oh this smells like my favorite and little kids ain't supposed to have bread so i'll eat all these carbs for you what do you mean when kids can't you breathe exactly that's broken problems why wasn't y'all recording me i forgot i i i i'm so used to getting my phone taken i didn't even notice well mommy knows that was your sound okay but mommy can see that can you hire more people to watch us when she said she gotta watch it oh damn you don't even got no mayo hold on is that my phone y'all better not touch nothing oh my god well i'm gonna go with my sandwich hold on hold on before i go get your sound i got a plan wait wait is that a real right my god um so what i'm supposed to do this put that in her sandwich my sandwich you know what i mean girl i'm gonna pick 225 the prank queen has returned well it's kind of you but you gave it to me it wasn't my idea so credit to me what are you talking about um i'm about to eat this sandwich because you won't take me out to dinner like you promised what are you no you were supposed to take me out to dinner last week yes it was no you said this what look y'all did this that's why i told you to take they stuff literally when they come in and don't take that stuff first of all why you came out here looking like a little boy you knew i was in there with tyrone i told you to watch him and say he left that's why you need to pay me my money i pay you no money cause you didn't do your job right oh no you gonna pay me my money because i didn't do my job if you did your job already they would have their stuff taken but it didn't happen so you ain't get no money you know don't y'all even see him try to play sleep don't play with me wake up now y'all may want a fool huh but y'all know y'all can't run that on me you know that right give me your stuff what stuff we just woke up do i look like a photo girl give me the stuff behind the goddamn pillow don't play with me give me your stuff everything y'all know the danger cuz y'all fools literally it was in plain sight [Music] now listen okay y'all gonna sit here and be quiet okay cause i got a date tonight and i need to get out all beautiful wait question how do you got a date when you're supposed to be watching us answer y'all gonna send your legends in the car like y'all always do easy now like i said i'm gonna go get ready don't bother me don't bother me bother each other but don't bother me sit here be quiet ain't cleaning this sandwich up see that's why i can't stand her and i actually kind of like the other girl a little bit more to her right she was just crying over tyrone right she always gotta go from boy wait is she getting ready for her date yeah we can go get our stuff since she in the bathroom well she kind of always take the stuff with her wherever she go because she know how we get down yeah so how we gonna get it wait i got a plan hey okay oh i got a plan on top of that plank at the same time i mean what are we waiting [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] at the same time [Music] [Music] i get money and i don't really gotta watch these bad kids i get money i get money i don't watch this [Music] [Music] um [Music] oh it's a little lighter okay [Music] it's brightening a little bit okay but maybe we're gonna make it work make it work can you just let that cool down [Music] [Music] wait a minute when i get up i'm gonna get y'all let me tell y'all a thing of three it's pronounced cu need gra now subscribe oh i cracked myself up thanks for watching cause watching me is better than watching tv

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Length: 58min 10sec (3490 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021