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[Music] terrible tudors henry viii really was a terrible tudor if he didn't like you he'd have your head chopped off he even beheaded two of his in this week's wives of oh yeah magazine henry viii's latest wedding we asked will catherine parker the distance or are we heading for another beheading plus henry viii tells of his heartbreak at the anne of cleves divorce i chucked her because she was a minger and anne berlin's manky sixth finger revealed was it an abnormal extra finger or was it just a wart it's a wart all the ghosts all the picks on all the latest beheadings only in this week's oh yay henry just loved chopping off heads didn't do it himself mind he had trained executioners to do the dirty work i wonder how you get chosen for that job the axe factor it's a monday morning in tudor england and a batch of new recruits are about to see who's up to the challenge of landing their dream job chopping people's heads off i've been living the dream really well more of a nightmare i suppose my mum reckons i'll be really good at this job got all the right qualities and what does your dad think i don't know i chucked his head off some people say you know this isn't a job for a woman but to be honest you know you're wearing a mask so who's gonna know it's not just about chopping people's heads off there's all sorts of skills required in the job there's hanging people dropping people in boiling oil chopping the limbs off and then of course you got the slitting people open watching the stomachs fall out right you're out oh please sir i've got so much more to give but i didn't even mention pulling people's lungs out why watch me shoes famous the remaining recruits are set to their first task which is to lift the ax so what makes you think you can do this job sonny i like the uniform and i just want to be independent you know stand on my own two feet one foot next right listen very carefully the type of noose used in a public execution varies according to the time of day the execution is to be carried out this is the seven o'clock news this is the nine o'clock noose and this is the noose at 10 and this is the person that wrote that joke [Music] now what makes you think you should be given the job well i've got the axe and you haven't good point welcome to the [Music] [Music] you tower horrible his stories

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Length: 3min 24sec (204 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 04 2020