The Acolyte Episode 7 is a DISASTER - The Jedi Are Bad CONFIRMED

so I don't know what went on with kot Mundi I heard there was some drama it's the dumbest thing ever it's about a birthday a here we go again okay sorry guys yes yes like how did Jason Mendoza go from like Jason Mendoza to the the hot Star Wars baddy I can fix him I felt like amandela when she understood the the breath of what she would be doing dug so deep into both of the girls [Music] [Music] acting indara closes her eyes with intense Focus meanwhile The Witches maintain their spell her face tensed indara purses her lips and turns her head to one side in the common room The Witches all collapse into a lifeless Heap you have received horrific racist backlash including threats and what you call intolerable racism that is your quote can you talk about that a little bit and and and what has that been like I dropped a diss track that's what I heard when do you decide to utilize discipline to not engage in a reactive way to hatred and when do you decide to engage in Honor by honoring your values and your belief system [Applause] I was going to let oh go sorry to cut you off but I just want to slap the at your head even as we were doing the auditions I was like what am I doing to these young women nero.com greetings you over 1 million Helens in the 40% who haven't subscribed yet after yet another week of the corporate access media being exposed for the lying shills they are because it turns out when they reported a couple of weeks ago that the acolyte was the second most successful Star Wars show ever it turns out it's the second lowest performing Star Wars show ever behind Andor and considering that show's numbers went up it's about to be the worst it seems a week can't go by without a series of Disney Star Wars disasters and this one's no different including another week of PR catastrophes when Amanda Stenberg went on The View to admit that she made a diss track directed towards Star Wars fans are you f dumb that's followed up with former personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein Leslie headlin giving an ill advised interview with the Mary Sue where she has trouble describing how she created her own character I was like oh this is very almost Scorpio because he's like it's Revenge driven more than just being like I'm evil in the darkness was it important for you guys to like highlight like he's still a dude who very clearly like something happened that turned him into this and it's not an for evil sake absolutely yeah he he always had to feel like he was operating from a a place that I think what you're saying it had to be clear that his character was always operating from uh and after Disney Star Wars fired up the VPN and went to only sis so OSHA could stare at little Wang I was in the pool we have reached the peen ultimate episode folks it's almost over and maybe we'll get the answers to some questions like what is the secret to the twins conceived by the lesbian space witches without a man impossible how does a stone structure catch on fire impossible will we find out why Jedi Master Maurice Gibbs self-d deleted will that guy from squid game finally tell us what part he had to play in all this and more importantly will anybody be able to understand them impossible well we finally see some of the $180 million put into this series and the most important question can it get any worse the answer to that is yes previously on the acol what are you doing here I'm here to kill you forgive me Ascension is about walking through fear it is about sacrificing a part of yourself where is their father they have no father down with the patriarchy and what happens if the Jedi discover how you created them the power of as predicted we get another entire episode that's a flashback making it a prequel within a prequel to The prequels the Jedi collectively acting as a surrogate for the audience are in search of a plot with metal detectors and I can hear you now they didn't even bother changing the metal detectors that much and you'd be right but cut him a break Disney only had $180 million for this show it turns out the room temperature IQ Jedi have been on brenock for 7 weeks investigating why there's plant life on a planet where a 100 years previous there was none due to a hyperspace accident what kind of hyperspace accident don't know how did the room temperature IQ Jedi not noticed the giant base on the top of a mountain don't know if only they had some form of scanner that can pick up life forms cities or technology no I'm not going to change my mind about this I'm not picking up any cities or technology massive life form readings though there's something a lot down there but according to that guy from squid game the real reason the room temperature IQ Jedi are there is virgins we are looking for a virgins you know I don't speak Spanish in English please oh a virgin like in the forest you remember that really unique story about Anakin Skywalker not so much anymore I hate them we learned this because the room temperature IQ Jedi are just trying to console a Padawan who wants to go home and I want to go home to Cent I know but we're on a mission we also learned that that guy from squid game doesn't have a Padawan at this point that's why I have a Padawan and you do not the previous two clips will be important for later the next couple of minutes are spent with that guy from squid game going back and watching episode 3 at this point I'll tell you within this 30 minute episode that costs an average of $22.5 million is filled with repurposed and reused footage just from a different angle that adds no new information including when the lesbian space witches initially meet the room temperature IQ Jedi they thought they broke in and it turns out they broke in in episode 3 we were led to believe that the room temperature IQ Jedi acting as the high Republic youngling Protective Services were concerned for the safety of Osha and May and it turns out that the Jedi were concerned for the children's safety but then the Disney Star Wars storytellers decide to drop this bomb on us when the malevolent leader of the Communist lesbian space witch invades the mind of little torbin against his will she attempts to seduce him to the dark side of the thread and ask him his deepest desires which are he wants to go home that's it something we already knew from earlier in the episode and that scene was bookended by a repurpose scene from episode 3 within a series and forgive me if I haven't mentioned this before that cost $180 million then things get really creepy when Soul mentions he has some sort of connection with OSHA I feel a connection to to OSHA so testing the twins is not something we can take seriously OSHA's too old to join the order I feel she's meant to be my pod one which gives me the same Vibe as this from Obi-Wan Kenobi you're 10 years old but you won't always be you are a fast mover please have a seat right there well anyway since most of this is a rerun of episode 3 Let's get to the new information which isn't much the room temperature IQ Jedi decided to test the young diverse female fale antagonist than the young diverse female protagonist just to buy themselves time to contact the Jedi Council at least you could obtain those very important blood samples which will come up in just a second the Jedi Council responds by saying they are not allowed to take the girls which really upsets that guy from squid game buta p after you coached her you have formed an emotional attachment to her that this not what's happening here then the blood tests of the young diverse female antagonist and the young diverse female protagonist come back from the Jedi Council telling the Jedi what the audience already knows that the twins were conceived by a coven of communist lesbian space witches without a father what we didn't know is it's one Consciousness split into two people which makes sense because star Amanda Stenberg who doesn't appear in this episode is playing two characters exactly the same way the symbiance are the same even identical twins would have different symbiance the Twins were artificially created Maybe by tapping into a power dense enough to split one Consciousness into two bodies this is it young torbin has it right this is it just attach the file and hit send and you have your proof call in the reinforcements but no in the grand tradition of the forces's female Disney Star Wars two characters do something inexplicably stupid and in this case big surprise it's the men Jedi Master weak and competent male is so desperate to go home that he's willing to kidnap two girls to get proof of something they already have at this point horny lesbian space Witch of the Covenant of communist witches instructs Young diverse female antagonist to stop young diverse female protagonists and lock everyone in the castle made of flammable Stone setting off a series of events that turns this into the wakeo of Disney Star Wars and for those of you who thought there was a lot more to May setting fire to a stone structure we learned that may accidentally sets fire to a stone structure brought to you by the people who gave you fire in space now the show is trying to present the Jedi as the bad guys but to be fair to the youngling protective services this is clearly a covet of evil all female lesbian space witches well how about that so the jatf tries to deescalate the branch to lesbians and everything goes sideways horny lesbian space witch attacks Elliot pagee Young diverse female antagonist who that guy from squid game thinks is Young diverse female protagonist screams this is followed by diverse girl boss of the coven of communist lesbian space which is turning into a smoke monster black magic who gets killed by that guy from squid game when she decides to rematerialize around a light [Applause] saber P dumb I was going to let I don't know maybe lead with that before you turn into a giant smoke demon and maybe reappear two or three feet to the left or right horny lesbian space Witch is anger that that guy from squid game killed the woman she was eventually going to break up with then the horny lesbian space witch turns into a smoke monster that can obviously move to another place and possesses Kela and we finally get some Jedi w action with the added bonus of being possessed by a gaggle of lesbian space witches Kaka the possessed wook makes easy work of that guy from squid game and Miley Cyrus in her nonbinary getting back at her dad form but not to worry girl boss kyanne Moss Windu is there to save the day indara leaps in takes the W down and hovers her open hand over his Temple and as far as I'm concerned this is the best part of the episode indara closes her eyes with intense Focus meanwhile The Witches maintain their spell her face tense indara curses her lips and turns her head to one side in the common room The Witches all collapse into a lifeless Heap our hero I'm guessing the remaining women in the coven of communist space witches died in the fire that rapidly spread through the highly flammable Stone structure that blew up the generator oh he like that guy from squid game does give a half-hearted effort to save both the young diverse female antagonist and the young diverse female protagonist But ultimately ends up with his prize OSHA Qui-Gon bent then repr mans the male Jedi and then decides to cover the whole thing up in the acolyte the Jedi are bad but in truth they're mostly functionally the lesbian space witches which are presented as malevolent which they aren't are evil morons but this shouldn't surprise anybody when it's all in a show written by creatively bankrupt hacks whose only accomplishment is shrinking an already dwindling fan base but we did get some answers Master torbin self-d deleted because he wanted to kidnap two girls to go home don't let that guy from Squig game sit your younglings Stone on brenock is highly flammable postmodern nihilist goblet cook and Star Wars don't mix and we have one episode to go but not to worry ladies little Wang will return and maybe we'll find out who his master or former master was is it the horny lesbian space witch or Jedi Master nepo and then I remembered um I don't care and while this isn't the most damaging to the franchise it is clearly the worst Disney Star Wars ever made and just like the Marvel's being the MCU in its final form the acolyte is Disney Star Wars in its final form nero.com if you like what you heard please like share and subscribe if you didn't like what you heard I thank you for listening this long I will see you in the next video [Music]

Channel: Nerdrotic

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Length: 13min 25sec (805 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 11 2024