THE 6 ANIME RIZZ GODS

dog you know I was gonna make a video talking about the most rizzed up anime characters of all time I even heard the definition of Riz all right the ability to seduce or uh as Urban Dictionary puts It ultimately being able to pull in a certain way which I think is one of the stupidest words of all the modern era goes which is why obviously I have to make a video talking about you know the most rizzed up anime characters because ultimately I'm gonna have a lot of fun talking about these idiots and their ability to pull even dumbers now without further Ado starting off with Gary Oak okay Gary Oak is this 10 year old kid literally 10 year old child he has a Pokemon and he's fighting all these gyms and he's getting Badges and stuff and somehow the little dude has a freaking Bugatti all right Gary Oak becomes Andrew Tate in a couple of years but that's a future for another day in some parallel universe meanwhile this dude's driving around 10 years old talking to all these and saying go get what color is your Bugatti I'll have Pokemon in 14 Badges and they're all like well a goddamn I could definitely post pictures with this 10 year old child and I only fans and make a freaking killing and he manages to ultimately pull all the best what is this video so Gary Oak all right I just wanted to start with him because he's the absolute King at least all the other characters went through puberty that's right on this list every other character I talk about went through puberty now Gary Oaks balls didn't even drop yet and this man was pulling [ __ ] this Bugatti all right this means cruising around the Kanto region all right you got you got a boy Ash he's just out there walking with his friends going from one city to the other constantly getting caught up in all sorts of trouble meanwhile Gary Oak over there with a Bugatti flying around the region with his freaking Harem of only fans girls they're just roiding on his piece his Bugatti this man is two steps away from a Romanian I love this video so much dude every line Gary Oaks is throughout the entirety of like early Pokemon you could literally hear them coming out of freaking Andrew Tate's mouth well Ash you snooze you lose you're right behind from the start is that not exactly the same as you all lazy sitting there by your computer screens jackity totally finds muscles what color is your Bugatti you slews you lose start to join my Discord and put affiliate links in your videos to make money it's literally the same person I earned so many badges already I'm just taking a break to work on my tan is that not exactly the same thing as Andrew Tate saying I have unlimited financial and sexual access and therefore I'm just working out I'm meditating I'm training to fly he actually tweeted that he's trying to learn how to fly and Live 5 000 years he's literally done that and people are eating it up don't tell me Gary Oak does not have so some of the most raised up moments in all of anime just had to start with the one that didn't hit puberty yet just to show you an absolute rizzlo Bear all right next character I'm all down from Overlord now this is a dude with rizz coming out the Wazoo this man is so rizzed up that before getting trapped in the game he changed the settings on Albedo you know the Epic succubus really hot girl that is my not my desktop profile picture at all definitely not my home lock screen it never was that's for sure that's that's for sure why would I do that she's crazy right all right guys let's move on anyway this man goes into her code because she's an NPC changed it to is horribly and impressively in love with eins okay they get trapped in the game all the codes stick and this NPC is now forever in love with him in love with him so much she is a succubus who's a virgin and that's Canon there's like this Epic Horse Steed and you can only ride a horse if you're not a virgin or something and it's this epic Shadow skeleton horse and she can't ride the horse because she's a virgin because she's saving it for iron she's a succubus saving it for eins that's how in love she is bro this man is so much rizz he baked it into her being her character has become nothing more than a being to be in love with eins and now you're gonna say bro that's not Rez that is absolutely Riz rizz is the overwhelming ability to pull [ __ ] in a certain way this man pulled her in a certain way that is for sure not to mention the fact that every other female character in the story is in level 2. he got all sorts you got lollies that are in love with him yeah freaking busty women that are in love with him y'all freaking psycho swords women that somehow are in love with him a little bit people are in love with him all over the place every woman this man even looks at falls in love with him alright so this man is oozing the natural Riz but I just think he took it to the next level by hard baking it into the code of Albedo that really just makes him just a man with absolute risk capabilities and Riz sounds a lot like jizz that's just food for thought next character said cargeno from the Eminence in Shadow and I know what you're thinking Knox I Shadow I kept my promise okay this is your boy knoxinor the only YouTuber alive that keeps his promises like And subscribe this show is stupid funny it's like dumb good it's like dripping with edgy garbage but it's just hilarious it's like the ultimate self insert but who even cares at least the man is self-aware when I finish the story I will be doing an overpower done right on the most self-aware overpowered character ever Sid kagano but as far as the Riz Department goes the man drips rizz he wants to control the world from the Shadows which is probably the edgiest thing you've ever heard in your life so this dude doesn't want to be recognized as like a main character he wants everyone to think he's just an NPC so he only hangs out with NPCs he only does things that NPCs would do whenever he's going up against like an actual important character a player character as he calls them the man's a psychopath he acts like how an NPC would act you know he would make like the cringe love proposal or he would let them beat him up or he would do all sorts of really cringe garbage things that you know Side characters do to build up main characters however what he doesn't realize is that he is the main character and everything backfires the whole world is set up in a way that no matter what he does or how he tries to act like a side character every main character falls in love with him dude finds like an amalgamist blob in incredible pain and torment all right and he's like wow this must be someone that had a curse so he uses his epic [ __ ] powers and does something that we didn't think was possible undoes the curse and turns into this obviously hot naked elf lady and she's like you have saved me I didn't think that this curse could ever be undone and he's like but of course not I am the Eminence in Shadow I will control the World by the shadows and I have saved you now will you join me to defeat the Demon Lord I don't need you you can just run in your way but but not the Eminence in Shadow I will control the World by the shadows will you become one of my [ __ ] slave I mean subordinates and she's like your eminence your shadowness you are just so cool and badass and you've saved me but of course I will forever observe you and then follow you everywhere you go good I will never be the Eminence in Shadow and sooner or later this man threw completely underhanded methods manages to attain not only a harem no no no no no no no no no he has a different woman working for him uh for each letter of the Greek alphabet that he only calls them by their code names he doesn't need to bother learning their real names he'll call one alpha and the next one beta and gamma and sigma eventually but this is a sigma female because he doesn't have no dudes in his Shadow Guardian Organization no no no no no no no no no no it's for hot women only Uber so yeah it's like this absolute Army of you know a bunch of General women and their foot soldiers which are also hot women and and all of them are working for him obviously that that are dying at his every command and every time this man says something they're just like oh my God lord Shadow is so smart and intelligent if you thought all this through and he's just like meanwhile these kind of oblivious to what's going on he just has main character syndrome up the Wazoo like they're chasing this one dude and he gets lost looking for him and him getting lost he accidentally finds him and obviously beats him because he's the most overpowered character of all time like the man Parry swords with only his tip like if a guy lunges at him he blocks it with the tip of the sword just just prove how much of a legendary badass he is for no reason at all and all the people in the group that are watching they're like oh my God not only is he blocking with the tip because he's so cool and awesome just the tip as they say but also he managed to find him he knew all along exactly where the bad guy would be going and he's like obviously of course I did no he didn't he was just lost this man the entire universe is set up for this man to keep oozing Grizz sorry if I'm making this segment a little too long I take it back I'm not sorry this man raises people up as a main character as a side character as a nobody character everyone's in love with him he plays hard to get with the characters that are incredibly important because he's just a side character he doesn't want to be with them you know he's like he wants to be known as a side character but if he's dating like you know the princess of the school or whatever well then obviously everyone's gonna know who he is and he can't play his role as a side character and he can't become the Eminence in Shadow he who hunts the Shadows from the Shadows it's so edgy and I love it so much it's so dumb and I kind of enjoying it but anyway him turning these people down makes them want him more this man has every possible aspect of picking up women in his pocket and he does it all sort of by accident the man oozes so much Riz they should name this the Eminence of Riz I think that would be a more accurate title of the entire series but anyway we're moving on next character we're going back to the OG isakai protagonist the isakai protagonist that was before isakai protagonist the one that's created the tropes the Black Swordsman it hurts me to say that one got to exists but Kirito from Sword Art Online now whatever you want to say about this man man dripped Riz man was like the embodiment of Riz they even say that in the light novel that you know after he woke up from being in his mind sleeping in the game world he you know Globs and Globs of Riz poured out of him oh no that was a different word now that I'm looking at again never mind uh anyway this dude picks everyone up again by being the solo epic badass guy that's out there to help people in need because I guess why not and I just love the way he flexes on everyone too it's like oh silica you little Lolly oh I would never have sex with you because you look like a child however I will make you fall in love with me terribly and devote your life to obeying even though you know you will never have a shot I will help you save your little dragon thing and she gets captured of course and by these like plant monsters and the tentacle creatures and they're turning her upside down and she's like oh no kitty don't don't look and Kirito's like oh no of course I'm not looking with his hand over his face covering his eyes while still peeking obviously it's like oh no I'm not looking meanwhile she's in absolute torment there she is being molested by a plant monster and this man is just standing there oh I would never look of course until she is only completely helpless and in one moment saves her which he could have done earlier mind you but like why would he do that if he could just make her feel like she needs it more obvious then they get attacked by this Guild that's been tormenting people and he lets them hit him right like he lets them attack him because he has this Auto regeneration thing because for some reason that they're not explaining he's way way higher level than all of them and he could just tank all their hits and auto regenerate so they could do nothing and he's like all of you guys can only do eight damage every 10 seconds and my auto regenerator regenerates 10 damage over every 10 seconds so I it's Kirito a level 38 Black Swordsman a man of absolute unparalleled absolute Supreme race I am ridicular and I can never be dead by the likes of you why is he doing this why is he flexing on them he's just gonna beat them up and let them run away and not kill them and be the epic hero guy why does he need to give them the speech feel what's with the monologue there are women watching yeah that's right the monologue wasn't to scare the enemies it wasn't to increase his chance of Victory no no no it's because this man will not take an opportunity to make panties wetter and not make them wetter that's what he does he wets panties for a living this man has Auto regeneration abilities and he will use some sort of cringe passive healing spell to pick up women even the ones that hate him it's like yes I know that you uh you're here to kill me I know but uh are you sure you don't want me to turn you on a little bit first and this man goes through every series he already has a girlfriend like Asuna but he still needs to Riz things up everywhere he goes every new game he goes there's always a new waifu that always needs to fall in love with him the most ironic scene ever is an alicization yes I actually watched all of sword on online believe it or not to prove a point I do this to myself I just watch bad shows I don't know if you're aware but I watched Olive Sword Art Online there's this girl Alice Who falls in love with Kirito because Kirito saves him and unlocks her mind from the shackles of being stuck oh no she's AI that that's gaining sentience and and oh no she's captured by the evil Knights so Kirito of course has to risk his life to save her and oh of course she's scared of heights so he'll protect her from from the fear of heights oh don't worry Alice Kirito is here for you and of course she falls in love with Kirito absolutely Asuna shows up in this world also now that she already in love with him they get into this whole spat oh yeah well kitties don't fail me first I don't know well okay don't save me oh yeah lyrics his life for me he rests his life for you oh my God that makes me like him even more than gather like the reinforcements of all the women from all the other games that he's raised up they all get together to enter this final battle do you realize how sad this sounds all these women are just on the hook because of this man's absolute RIS he never told them that he liked them in any way shape or form he never told them that they ever had a shot with him even a little but despite that because dripping Riz even into comatose state that he was at the time all these on the hook women were like bro because of his Riz he has my sword and they joined this game into this epic final battle where all the women that he picked up in all the previous games that he's been in in all the previous Seasons they all join forces to save the day even though he's in a coma and they have no shot with him at all but still it's for their boy it's for their boy Kirito the Black Swordsman it's amazing it's fantastic who writes this stuff whoever writes this must be such a sad man next character I wanted to talk about was another one that's uh pretty rizzed up a man of absolute RIS as far as shoden protagonists go most of them do not have Riz I will not lie to you you look at Naruto and you're like God damn my vagina is getting drier the longer I look at you okay you look at Deku and it must be like sandpaper between women's legs as they walk away from him but there is a shoden protagonist of unparalleled rizz I'm talking about Ichigo from bleach this man has it all the sexy voice actor the stoic Persona the guy that's not actually doing it to be the best because as we know all these women that we've seen so far in the show they're not actually following these people because they're gonna be the best the best there ever was to catch them is their real test and to train them as their cause that's not what it's all about it's about her incredibly badass and Powerful that are gonna be the best but not because they want to be the best just because right dude when the evidence in shadow guy was hitting on these women and making them join his freaking Army of epic the guy didn't say to them I want to become the strongest guy ever all right and that's it he's like no join Shadow guarded we will protect the world from the Shadows or whatever the hell nonsense he was spouting and they're like oh my God someone's Health wish oh my God start squirting all over the place yeah so that type of thing each again she comes the very best he's not Naruto he's not Luffy's not freaking Deku yeah I was going to become the very best the best there ever was to get them if they're real ties to train them as His Gods no no unless to catch them in this proverbial context is is talking about [ __ ] because that is the plot in every Arc it's not the heroes are need to fight the villains because the villains want to destroy the world no no it's the woman so he now has to unparalleled odds to become incredibly more powerful to save his woman friend I know that it might seem weird to say woman friend but it's just a coincidence okay dude the bleach has every the beginning of every episode has like the flashback right like the the recap five minutes that every Shonen needed to have back in the day and it's like in order to rescue Rukia Ichigo and his friends enter the souls is okay we get it and then we got to the next Arc in order to rescue Orihime Ichigo and his friends invaded Waco Mundo bro this band is traversing planes of existence and universes to save a woman that is also his friend the man has rizz unparalleled amounts of Riz and obviously all the women around like him like for obvious reasons I don't blame them the man is literally risking everything he becomes the strongest character in the universe not because of some dream of his no no no no no no no no literally for you girl for you man there's so much Riz he has one girl sacrifice her life to join him on this mission to save a different girl that is a level of rizz that is unparalleled and unmatched bro's sisters join his Harem bro has so much there is a death God Samurai that is coming to fight Hollows and protect him you know because he's just some normal human is willing to sacrifice her life and then you know not only is she sacrificing her life but even if she does manage to survive till she'll then get executed in this old Society for this and she does all of that because maybe Ichigo will be able to survive some human guy that's just gonna be reborn into self Society anyway but she's willing to do this and sacrifice her life and her future for this guy that she just barely met now this is episode one of bleach is this not a man of Riz you tell me another Shonen protagonist that has rizz out the Wazoo like this man Naruto in episode 1 gets punched by Sakura okay let's compare that just for a second just for a split second the tiniest itty-bittiest of seconds to Ichigo a man who plunged his sword inside of a woman in uh that he never met before and uh she sacrificed everything her future her life her soul her friends everything everything so that he might have a slight chance of surviving the plunge his sword inside her another day if you know what I'm saying yeah that's right that's bleachy go for you a man of Riz ladies and gentlemen that's five characters for you five risked out anime characters completely out of their mind full of riztacular people right there and this video used the word Riz more than I ever thought I would in my entire life because I will be honest it is a cringe Concept in my opinion and um I will definitely make another one of these if you like this one because unironically these are really fun to make I love doing these random goofy using the crazy modern slaying urban dictionary words making anime videos about them because I do love anime and I love doing these videos and I know that I make people laugh somewhere if you're not that person well someone is that person so leave a like subscribe I will do another one of these if you guys want let me know in the comments for the next one I will probably be talking about Kazuma from konosuba Soma from food Wars yusuke from EU Hakusho that's three on my list right now but let me know have yourself the most wonderful and remember to stay weird babe

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Length: 19min 44sec (1184 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 17 2023