THAT'S AMERICA'S BANANA SPLIT!! *Not Another Teen Movie*

what up everyone and welcome back to the channel we are making our triumphant return into the spoof genre we are watching Not Another Teen Movie I'm kind of nervous to watch this one because I am under the assumption that it is very very runchy and I mean if you've been following our channel for a while I keep saying I don't really like overly runchy stuff and we've literally been watching a lot of it so don't look at me like it's my fault yeah we blame y'all y'all are the one who are commenting you're requesting it so this movie I saw when I was younger I don't remember it too too vividly but I do know that it's obviously a spoof film and it's actually spoofing Rony comedies it itself also being a ronchi comedy and I know that they reference at least American Pie not She's the Man what's that other one with predy Prince there we go that's right she's all that Varsity Blues which me and Casey were actually just having a conversation about Varsity Blues she actually saw that one but when she was younger why I saw it because in Bean girls there there's like I don't I don't remember who says it but somebody says Varsity Blues is Regina George's favorite movie and so I watched it but honestly I don't really remember it that much I remember like certain bits of it but like not the entire thing I remember the opening scene vly so I think the she's all that is one cuz you know a lot of these spoof movies usually have a movie that they typically follow and then there's like subtle jokes and references like scary movie the first scary movie like it was scream but then there was also other things that they spoofed as well along the way Scary Movie 3 was like Signs and the ring um haunted house was obviously Paranormal Activity part two was more Conjuring so there's usually a specific movie that we're kind of following and then like little jokes along the way so I'm assuming just because I don't remember as much that this movie is going to be just like that with these runchy movies we can't really include everything that's in the movie on YouTube for obvious reason so if if you want to watch an uncensored Extended Cut of this reaction go check out our patreon the links down below oh God when I made that bet oh she's actually watching the movie It's Freddy what is that oh [Music] oh oh my God you know I was going to make a comment but I'm not going to say anything like the dance oh my like this all patreon morning sweetie hey Randy Quaid what are you doing in here did I come in here it's her birthday dad oh my gosh what are we getting into goodness gracious what's that buzzing something you're in front of your family members patreon patreon patreon oh my gosh oh my gosh and that's how it starts you're accepted for who you are not for who youy T Mosby the architect don't conform to typical high school Norms okay I read Sylvia CLA I listen to Bikini Kill and I eat tofu reubel sounds more like you're a lesbo leave your sister alone thank you Daddy if Janie wants to be a rug muncher that's her decision oh nice combination oh she didn't sck it why was our laugh even I might be late to pick you guys up why do you have a job interview today Daddy no honey I I probably just be way too drunk that's good we don't want you drinking and driving oh I'll be driving I'll just be too shitfaced to remember to pick you guys up turn four dirt por and filthy Ridge the J position it's Jak oh my gosh oh Chris Evans I literally had to go through all the chrises in my head I was like fine it's the only one I what a Janie I've been desperately trying to tell you that I'm I'm mie in love with you s mixtape for your birthday oh that's so sweet Ricky [Music] oh oh my gosh what happened do is pretending to be Asian and [ __ ] girls are sensitive man they're not looking for sex looking for love love me oh my gosh she's trying to make fetch happen what's up Reggie Ray okay Varsity Blue's reference the doctor said you had a blood clot the size of a great fruit five more concussions and you'll die so specific Mr not first string anymore is that like one of the concussions what's she doing here she graduated like 4 years ago why is it every time I tell a guy they can put it wherever they want they always stick it in my ass what the hell way too much information would be telling you that after they're done I always take a huge dump how you like of these girls walking scenes are we going to get I guess that's very typical in these teen movies hey she was Joe dirt's sister yeah what's her name I forgot Presley yes J Jamie Jamie she was also in a haunted house too you're leaving me for this guy I'm sorry Jake but we met over spring break what guy holding the camera what the heck why is he just filming I'm not ordinary he's giving vibes from like the sun from Wedding Crashers death you are my [ __ ] lover see they're going to look look stupid or like amazing yeah just a stick being a foreign exchange student can be a little scary adjusting to a new school and a new country this supposed to be like the girl from American Pie I so happy to be in America I think like anadia yeah right I don't need the class schedule I only come to the school to be object of last for por nerds who cannot get American oh my gosh Janie this is arola I like your backpack good backpack is see-through puts everything on display even her items I'm going to pick the most hopeless girl at this school and I'm going to bet that you can't turn her into prom queen I'll bet you that you lose that bed but in doing so you learn a much more valuable lesson and win that's what happened in the movie what about her so baby's got a little back punch that is ah way too easy too easy but no I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up up they're going to pick the like prettiest freaking girl who just happens to have glasses bombs away no no no no anyone but her she looks great with the glasses she's got glasses and a ponytail look at that she's got paint on her overalls can you imagine what they're doing in there I'm sure it's no sexier in there than it is in here can you help me take off my panties why would you need help hold on see I've got lotion all over my hands that's okay you can just use your mouth so Dum teenage guy logic I love it when Janny talks I love it when Janny walks he's creepy is this uh 10 Things I Hate About You I Love following Janie to the mall you might need a restraining order on him I love collecting strands of Janie's hair and rolling them up into little jie hair balls oh my gosh guys I'm not sure we should be doing this jackpot she's going to use the bathroom this makes me kind of happy intense yeah your pee goodness oh e you're bossing blind poetic Genius of a clever turn of phrase that is true comedy as it's like J toos with this fart joke So Meta parade of nasty filthy volny human EXT I'm going to die I'm going to throw up and die excuse me no got it's bad it looks like it oh this has to be bring it on right yeah cuz she's a big red right was they're like big red right but what is it bring it on hi I'm Sandy Sue and I just want to say that simp are you from the 50s I think this is Greece give me an H give me a u give me a giant [ __ ] liing ass [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sorry that was my TRS let's see what he did during the game they got him benched we got this goddamn game wrapped up all you got to do is run out the clock so how do you mess up for God's Sak don't TR they F like he tried something fancy we got time for one more play I say we get the ball to Marty huh that's okay I'm just happy being on the field but Jake coach R we all just take a knee we're up 42 nothing how do you like lose from that go Marty go no don't throw it to me oh no he's going to get [Music] tackled oh like he's going to get tackled [Applause] [Music] what the heck touchdown God I remembered where it was going like halfway through the bit extra Breakfast Club oh my gosh this looks so like Breakfast Club yeah even like the damn ham I need to rewatch breakfast club before the end of the year we all get laid we've been waiting for this moment since we hit puberty that was 2 and 1/2 weeks ago 2 and 1/2 weeks it's the same teacher you better watch it we were just sitting here like we're supposed to can't remember does he give the you know what I'm talking about you mess with a bull you get the horns eat my shorts don't mess with a bull young man you get the horns hook them you want another one yes you got it good that's another one Eeny meany miny mo your mother was a ho snitch cut it out the toilet thing I forgot about the Breakfast Club reference I've got the perfect rebound girl for you really em what Dad that's Mom what just that's so weird make me proud what the hell oh my gosh yeah I think I am Breakfast Club that's pretty and pink I have 16 Candles I had to like go through every single 80s movie on a man I may not always be coherent or conscious know when my little girls got something on her mind well there is this popular boy Jake Jake knocked you up didn't he no he asked me out he seems like he's actually a very cool dad would you give him head oh my God maybe a little too cool and if this Jake character is only asking you out to get into your pants well then I'd say go out with him thanks for the advice daddy that's what I'm here for pumpkin tits what what the heck Katherine I need to ask you a favor why is she here but I think I can help you and this time I don't I don't want your car I want you you're my sister only by Blood okay what is wrong with this family no wonder she was here I was like she looks like she lives here so wasn't she earlier when she like went up to him that's so weird there are three things you need to do to have Janie eating out of the palm of your hand blame your parents they're fostering the sculture first you're going to have to earn her trust come on right back up [ __ ] they had to pull him off not going too well on step one once you've got her trust it's time to make her feel special pick a song with her name in it that always works and Things I Hate About [Music] You she's got to go oh my God take it [Applause] easy the only reason that I came here was to tell you just to leave me alone you know I was just making a snack I'll be right back oh [Music] my the cherries hungry I don't like Sundays it's just whipped cream oh it's not a Sunday it's a banana split I don't like those either goodbye Jake that's funny that's the Banana Split part what are you doing here I'm taking you to Preston waser Stein's big party I'm not dressed to go to a party look at me I'm a complete mess I'd say you're one bitting [ __ ] train wreck watch them literally just take off the glasses and that's it might seem crazy but you're just going to have to trust me there she's literally going to take off the glasses and it's the only thing like that makes so much of a [Music] difference and the ponytail oh and the ponytail wow you look completely different that's it I did it I'm a miracle worker may I present to you the new and improved Jamie Briggs song I literally just saw like an Instagram reel of this scene the original scene oh god what the hell the whole damn staircase collapsed three PE best and libidos that will take us on a series of wacky Miss abson Wild Adventures check road trip where the hell are they going road trip oh my gosh they [Music] just I saw where it was going on party down the street it's like two houses down not even down the street so what's your name oh why I'm Sandy Sue spout off some profanities lip dick [ __ ] [ __ ] trans that's not her natural hair color oh my God I can't believe she's wearing the same outfit as me her name was like what Gretchen right her dad invented the toaster strudel starts moving 10 mie and that kids is How I Met Your Mother scoring any either I've never even been kissed what up my yellow brothers CH in the house oh my gosh I'm going to stick my tongue in your mouth my gosh when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours okay oh my gosh oh my gosh my gosh so much saliva the saliva the saliva going throw the spit like the strings I told you not to let me drink I didn't even see her drink a single one Jamie I gave you a non-alcoholic beer Placebo what the hell are you doing here I was invited look you may have lost those glasses and that ponytail thing you do but to everyone that matters you're still a loser kick her in the pool she's already wet just water bottle of water that's nothing happened you're not going to cry now are you you just jumped on a pool you're fun no a she [Music] came the slow clap guy why is there always a slow clap did you just like completely misread the situation no joined it how'd you read that you can't just start a slow clap at any old time isn't that like Sabrina the Teenage Witch I think so but how am I going to know when it's the right moment oh you'll know what what a random ass Cameo who's that it's my mother you have her eyes she died dad had just gotten fired from the zipper Factory the zipper Factory she said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin my gosh but I knew she was going to get me that present that was the excuse though like I to go get your dad a bottle of Jin the roads for s j a car accident no cancer oh what I feel like that's the only time you can actually laugh at a joke like that she like set it up like going to be a car accident I have this dream of one day just hopping on a planning going to Paris there's an art school there but I can't afford it oh my God Janie do you realize my parents give a scholarship to a girl who can't get into art school every year really not perfect this year we gave it to Lup Rodriguez the Mexican finger painter I wish my life was a fairy tale and some guy would just come and take me away from all this it's so funny this is [ __ ] Captain America John Hughes a what a tribute send your mama back yes I read that hot dog sign you asked your forde circus freak to the prom yet we resent that for us Bring It On we saw you at our practice and I know you stole our routine a we've always done our own cheers Right girls that's right well then you better bring it it's already been botten now I want to rewatch Bring It On yes me too wild Bo defitely a even change the words those [ __ ] oh my what the heck that really took me by surprise that's defense right there baby sit down boy he just got the wind knocked out of him pretty sure he's down to one concussion if we're going by that logic and that [Music] math get a scarf can he play he's in a coma answer my question can he play [Music] yeah not again you're a [ __ ] do it for's torso torso who's this who are you got butterflies huh what is this reference [Music] from Mr T janitor what coun overcome their fears also replace the sanitary cakes and the urinals firstes cakes how did you I've been watching you kid doing practice in the hallways in the locker rooms taking a shower whoa you got another stalker the thing that happened with Marty it wasn't your fault really okay it was your fault but the point is you got to get over it I mean it could have happened to anybody anybody that disobeyed the coach's orders are you going to help me or what you should never been on the field in the first place Whoa stop say you pity the fool believe in the ball and throw yourself you can do it you tell them Clubber Lang this always this song will remind me of the other guys when they jump off the building aim for the bushes for the bushes give me a w w give me a y y give me a lick my [ __ ] ass Co [Laughter] [ __ ] he's like why [ __ ] open down uhoh no that was last concussion oh my God he killed another person maybe you're just not meant to play football you know goodness disappointing Mr T who's clapping the slow he doesn't understand social cues he was like waiting for his moment he's like you know what this is the time eventually if you keep doing it you're going to hit it one time you did great out out there I blew the game didn't let everyone down it's just a football game Jake a man is dead you didn't let me down Austin Austin this isn't funny it's the truth I don't believe it the pig Jamie I said I could turn you into prom queen but that's when I thought you were just ugly Janie Brig if I could go back now I never would have made that stupid bet what bet oh gosh I never said anything about a [Music] bet you're do cry why is he still wearing the bottom of his football uniform he's singing High School Musical Before High School Musical I'm pretty sure this is GRE [Music] right I'm getting [ __ ] no matter what even if it with dirty slot is what I want the most I just Jered off in your French so we have the same mother sister oh my [Music] gosh alcoholics since my first [Music] tour in the song because I'm a black guy look at me my bre are I landed on [Music] it my prom was pretty forgettable you went to like three didn't you Casey getting asked by everyone when I was a freshman I threw 100 he took his sister to prom what do you expect from me do you think I'm just going to have sex with you I don't screw every pathetic guy guy that gives me a letter I give them hand jobs [Music] what come on you have to show up the brother and S I want to do it right here on the dance this is so weird the moment every popular guy who's made a bet to turn a uniquely rebellious girl into prom queen has been this year's prom queen is be it Prill I don't know there's too many girls it's a tie a tie the conjoin twins new prom queens are Cara and Sarah fatelli is it it is how did you guess that right it's said TI I know but obviously it was implied that it would be between like these two girls right I didn't think it would be them no you're King and Queens wasn't that weird to Guess that I feel like that was obvious I don't know whatever put your head on he like made this so Punk area your area I am not Jamie again okay besides I love her well so do I yes but I'm the best friend he's playing cringe so well who the hell that girl just passed out at the bottom of the stairs watching She's Not exed to you okay you'll never be more than a friend the entire intersection just friend zoned you get off Manilla don't move oh oh what the heck Miss run home to my daddy ran home to her daddy you put the this is really turning me on hey everybody gets punched it doesn't matter punch the bag yeah the bag too hello well did you finally find someone who's not your brother for once I wish a guy would take me out if you don't remember American pie that well like this guy right now is capturing all the inflections of the guy from American Pie that he's like trying to mimic I wish a guy would dump on my chest that is appalling you're judging her that really upsets me can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest oh will you be that guy oh my gosh it would be an honor oh my goodness he's had 3 weeks of puberty all of eyes and the beard is anybody home R excuse me sir a cabbage and a raw bone do they even have a dog he almost almost gets hit by something I didn't know what they were dressed as but they were all like oh my go he literally got hit by something well at least the stalker's taken care of like it's that easy to get a flight to Paris in a night there's a girl boarding a plane right now to Paris that I love and if I don't get there in time and tell her how I really feel go get her son what that would not happen in real life people would literally look at you and be like also the flight goers have no say in the matter oh H just go yeah TSA now hell no like tack TSA is like aggressive oh my gosh he's still alive dang he's committed it's like I'm going to be with you in this slier the next there's a girl about to board a plane to Paris right now that I love and we already heard that one [ __ ] this should be a big lesson if you're friend zoned move on that's the deeper meaning in all of this just believe in the ball [Music] Mr what are you going to do just hit her yes I made that bet before I knew you before I really knew me okay hold it right there the heck Freddy Prince Jor that was a line from She's All That I masturbate to that movie for once tell Janie what's true in your heart stop being such a little [ __ ] and you Janie Little Miss other side of the tracks why does she like grow up to have crazy eyes I think she's perfectly per per perfectly she's perfect just the way she is I think she's purposely having crazy eyes she looks iconic she's still iconic though you know I mean if you stay we really only have the summer and then I go to college and we'll talk on the phone and spend the occasional weekend together but chances are one night I'm going to get wrecked and have unprotected sex with some girl in my dorm you'll find her thong and call me a [ __ ] so when you really think about it what's the point got to have you for the summer wasn't exactly the kind of truth I was expecting doesn't mean I'm going to fall for it oh my gosh you obviously stole that speech from Karate Kid I don't think I remember that in Karate Kid I love you too we all know where this is going [ __ ] teenagers love that this is it the right moment no wait it could be it is oh you got install by the [ __ ] friend own guy he stole your slow clap you almost had it go kill him son of a [ __ ] W okay can't you just jump to kill immediately like what the [Music] heck I'm not kidding somebody please [ __ ] help me quick grab a guitar what the hell oh my gosh okay so before Casey chimes in and gives her two cents because I've seen this before like I said before jumping into this but it's been so many years obviously I'm just going to say there's a lot of gratuitous stuff in here but this movie had its moments where it was absolutely freaking hilarious I think one of the moments that I think that was one of the funniest was like when they were doing the bring it on when they stole their skit and what they were saying that was pretty funny I completely forgot how messed up uh Chris Evans family was and what was going on with that Dynamic but overall I mean you know because they were playing it up as a joke in my opinion I thought it was pretty funny so like even in those moments the the thing with the Chris Evans Varsity Blues with like the banana split and then also moments like this with like a completely naked girl is typically a little over the top but the way they played into it especially at the party like she's wearing my exact same outfit was so freaking funny the thing that worked really well in this movie is that it was like so such an obvious parody like the things that they were making fun of you could see like exactly what they were doing and it was hilarious like you know like the like random like naked girl type scenes that you sometimes see in like teen movies which you really wouldn't associate that with teen movies but like they used to do that a lot like stuff like that and like you could see like where they were making fun of it yeah I was I mean there was definitely a lot of runchy elements but in this scenario like you could see what the the movie was like portraying and I was making fun of it worked really well for this one it was funny also I said it during this movie but seeing where Chris Evans came from because I feel like modern days 2024 Chris Evans is probably the biggest name in this movie that's still this is going to sound rude but relevant to this day he's Captain America that's America's ass and you know in this movie having started off here I think it's really funny to see where he got to because okay he just started off in like a spoof comedy film and then he ended up becoming Captain freaking America I don't know if this was the first thing but this is the first thing that I remember him from I remember him here in this movie he was also in a movie that I'm spacing on the name ironically enough he was in it with Scarlett Johansson and they both played high schoolers the premise of the movie was to steal the answers for the SATs I really liked the Cameo of Molly Ringwald too because they made a ton of references to like her era of movies as well like I mean especially the John Hughes era but like a lot of 80s teen comedies which obviously those comedies like even though they were slightly edgier which I guess like I think they were most of them were rated R yeah but like they were a lot different though than a lot of the 2000s type of EDG like it was like a little bit different of a I mean I feel like um what's that one the John Hughes the Weird Science probably is the most I mean that was a grown ass woman boys the most but I I just feel like the way it was presented not like that movie in particular but just like those movies in general like the edginess was presented in a slightly different way than like teen movies of the early 2000s I think a lot of that could be chocked up to be what was accepted at the time the 2000s oh my gosh they just had a free-for-all like hey let's just throw everything at the wall and see what stick some of them hit some of them were gratuitous but the ones that hit you know are very memorable in a lot of people's minds and I'm saying like 40-Year-Old Virgin I'm talking about like super bad even though super bad if you go back and rewatch it it's not as runchy as you might remember but I mean obviously you know what like the kids goals are which a lot of these like runchy coming of age stories is typically about kids trying to have sex with girls you know I feel like that's like a big Trope and honestly there's a lot of 8s movies like that too You' never seen it but Revenge of the Nerds is like that as well all right y'all well if you have any other comedy recommendations for us please them in the comments down below and we will see you next time

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Length: 35min 40sec (2140 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 03 2024