That Uncertain Feeling (1941) - Full Movie Enhanced Black and White - 4K - 60fps

[Music] [Applause] [Music] 2 [Music] how are you darling it's gone it comes and it goes oh how annoying believe me it's of no importance and yet it makes you so nervous I can only tell you what the doctor said to forget it enough to worry well I'd worry Dr venard I repeat it Dr venard is a man for you don't let's go into that again I will not be psychoanalyzed oh now Jill that's a very middle class attitude I'm a perfectly a normal woman well that sounds awfully dull my dear you mustn't say that about yourself not even in fun seriously Jill go to Dr vangard he certainly did wonders for Molly McLean do you know she was suffering so from claustrophobia she couldn't ride in an elevator can you imagine what that means to a woman living in a penthouse and Dr vard killed her well he must have I read the other day in Winchell's column she ran away with an elevator boy oh Smiley M my name is Mrs Baker I know Mr toing phone me will you please be seated Mrs Baker your first name Jill Jill Baker 685 Park Avenue 685 Park Avenue your age Mrs Baker 22 I'm your doctor Mrs Baker 24 thank you doctor I want to be frank with you I'm absolutely certain there's nothing really wrong with me I'm sure you'll feel differently when you leave this office you see most people know nothing about themselves nothing their own real personality is a complete stranger to them now what I'm trying to do is to introduce you to your inner self I want you to get acquainted with yourself wouldn't you like to meet you no you see I'm a little shy all right what seems to be the trouble well it's difficult to show you the symptoms at the moment because it comes and it goes oh it comes and it goes yes it's so unfortunate it's always the same whenever I see a doctor when when I come it goes and when I go it comes Mrs Baker whatever comes and whatever goes there's no denying it worries you a lot so please drop all your Innovations relas your inner self and speak freely what comes and what goes hiccups hiccups yes whenever I get nervous or irritated I get the hiccups it's rather unpleasant and sometimes very uncomfortable well naturally it's a little early to make any diagnosis but you're apparently getting these hiccups because of a nervous condition let's find out what causes that condition sounds plausible thank you would you mind stepping into the Next Room uhhuh well there's nothing unusual in your childhood let us examine your present life let us look at it through a magnifying glass let us examine every detail Mrs Baker you're married aren't you yes when did you get married when I was 19 how long have you been married for 6 years to the same husband yes ah doctor please believe me there's nothing wrong with my marriage you could go through all Park Avenue and you wouldn't find a happier couple well I'm sorry but it's my duty to explore every Avenue especially Park Avenue how old is your husband 35 his business he's vice president of insurance company but will you please leave my marriage alone well very well just relax we'll talk about something entirely different do you suffer from headaches no how is your appetite good how do you sleep frankly not so well how does your husband sleep very well uh-huh now during one of these sleepless nights when you Riggle around restlessly and you look to your right what do you see my dressing table and when you look to your left what do you see my husband sleeping yes uh-huh what are you trying to do break up my marriage no just wake up your husband well thank you that'll be all for today doctor my husband has nothing to do with my sleeplessness it's just that I'm super sensitive to noise noises or of the slightest sound does your husband snore no but I must admit he breathes rather heavily oh he does I don't think there's anything I can do about it after all he has to breathe I suppose so well Mrs Baker I'm afraid your husband's ability to sleep is too big a challenge for you it's rather like well have you ever been on a diet yes a vegetable diet well how would you feel if you had to struggle with a few raw carrots and have someone next you eat a big juicy steak with a large baked potato yes my husband two weeks ago would didn't to make you nervous no now that you mention it now that I think of it it is rather irritating and not very considerate no it isn't after all husbands expect their wives to keep their figures but on the other hand I would call it a complete lack of cooperation it is uhhuh Jill dear hello Margie why haven't I heard from you how are you dear all right anything wrong oh Mar you shouldn't have sent me to that Dr venard did you go back to him no and I won't he's not going to break up my marriage there's nothing wrong between Larry and me that's what I say are people talking about us they wouldn't dare in my presence they know you and I are close friends and I always defend you I know dear defend me against what well now after all Town and Country called you the happy Bakers that's kind of sticking out your chin well how many of our friends have stayed married for 6 years why shouldn't they call us the happy Bakers well why not your name is Baker isn't it oh Margie I've been perfectly miserable for the last two weeks I'm so marriage conscious whatever I look at whatever I think of I always find myself connecting it with my marriage how I hate that Vanguard yet if I'm honest I must admit what dear well if a wife looks at her husband through a magnifying gloss she's bound to see something yes I should think so things I was never aware of before things I never noticed for instance well it's just an illustration but like the other morning you know how difficult it is for me to fall asleep well finally when I'm lucky enough to drop off promptly at 8:15 what do I wake up to a gargle a gargle mhm that's the bugle call of marriage gargle is R snore as Taps and what is there between at 9:00 in the morning he goes out of my life oh my dear isn't it the truth oh I don't know what's the truth anymore I'm completely confused I'm so uncertain I've always heard that the ideal marriage should be something of a mystery that your husband should remain a kind of stranger to you someone whose acquaintance you'd like to renew every day you know what I mean yes dear hello H Marie Hello Larry Hello darling hello how are you fine and you okay have a good day yes the you good anything new no with you nothing good want see you later well what could he say my of course dear there was nothing new and he frankly admitted it Joe yes darling are the Coopers coming to dinner I don't know yet darling I'll let you know as soon as they phone I wish it would because if they're coming I'll have to shave all right darling now I don't want to cause any trouble but cold facts are cold facts if Mr and Mrs Cooper come that big awful looking Mrs Cooper he shaves and if he has dinner alone with his wife he doesn't shave and if anybody should shave it's Mrs Cooper I spent three in a half hours today at Elizabeth ardens but I don't rate to shave my dear that's the trouble with 95% of all marriages husbands don't shave don't men realize that a beard doesn't stop growing at 8:00 Larry yes D they're back fine have a good trip who the Evans say that reminds me that son of a gun promised to call me as soon as he got back I'll bet continental's after him about his anity the Evans are still in Bermuda the hiccups are back huh oh the jokes on me H that was very cute KS Larry when you came in just now you asked me if there was anything new oh say there was something new and something very important too you know who's coming to dinner a week from Thursday the president of universal mattress and the president and secretary treasurer of United Furniture and some other high Executives of both companies oh good grief oh I know it's going to be one of those nights but Universal mattress and United Furniture have merged they're reshuffling their entire Insurance account now the tough man to crack is kofka universal mattress I've done a little detective work he's a Hungarian as a matter of fact they're all Hungarian so so let's give the dinner a kind of Hungarian touch huh now look Larry oh now listen darling I don't expect you to behave like a gypsy but let's hire a Hungarian cook and make him a wonderful goulash goka love it I'm going to get that insurance account if I have to stuff that Hungarian like one of his own mattresses oh and to make him feel really at home our foreign division manager tipped me off just before they start to eat you say EG EG EG eg it means to your health or something like that eger [Music] mhm it's just a little thing but you know how it is success in business is 50% hard work and 50% the rights of God that's great darling swell only a little more cheerful you know EG Oh you mean that's it that's it that's great darling thanks KS Larry H why' you do that Doan KS why why I always do that why well why does one do things but when you do it what does it mean is there some underlying thought I don't know I never tried but you do it to me well you're my wife and that gives you the right to poke me in the stomach whenever you want to Darling don't you feel well fine Larry please don't KS me [Music] anymore [Music] [Music] no that was not the dog that was [Music] me [Music] how' you do how do you do you B did Dr Benard will be a little delayed I hope you don't [Music] mind ugly ugly aren't they ugly who people is there anything uglier than the human face you mind if I smoke not at all smoke yourself yes you uh haven't got a cigarette eh yes hav any without tips unfortunately not Sor change my mind I'll have a cigarette just thank you are you uh inen this ster before yes how must he charge I really don't know I haven't asked oh you didn't have to Dr venard just phoned he'll be detained at least another half hour another half hour well we have two Alternatives you can read a magazine or we can talk this is a lovely day isn't it yes yes well that takes care of that let's forget it do I bore you oh no on the contrary let me warn you that I say what I think I'm a complete individualist really I'm against communism capitalism fascism Nazism I'm against everything and everybody I hate my fellow man and he hates me sounds rather amusing so I amuse you I'm a clown eh piai oh no I didn't say that all right don't apologize this uh bengard a good doctor I'm sure he'll do you a lot of good why do you say that what's wrong with me I really wouldn't know after all I'm not the psychoanalyst uhhuh what's wrong with you nothing why you here you don't go to a psycho analyst to have a tooth filled so what's wrong I think we'd better read magazine all right f I hate to bother you again but uh what does one have to do to be happy I think Dr vard would know more about that than I more than you Mrs Baker that article you know Mrs Baker this is the first time in my life I've ever met a really happy person seems to irritate you no no it makes me curious I've often wondered what it would be like to be happy 24 hours a day must be wonderful when gets used to it in the morning you are awakened by the Twitter of a little bird before breakfast you and Mr Baker dance a Minette then the happy breakfast you are happy Mr Baker is Happy the eggs are happy the hens who laid the eggs are happy now look here my presence seems to annoy you so I think I'll leave no I'm sorry Mr bega but if you feel that way naturally it is I who'll go oh no I'm afraid you need the doctor more than I are you sure Mrs Baker you see that's an interesting question we're both here for the same reason happiness one has not enough one has too much who needs the doctor more that's interesting isn't it rather but I don't like to discuss it yes I understand Miss Baker well I'm very happy to have met you very sorry if I've offended you goodbye miss goodbye who oh just a moment yes may I ask you one question certainly yes what's wrong with that picture are you really interested yes sit down this artist saw no more in that tree than the camera which photographed the Happy Mrs Baker it's only the surface art goes much deeper you see if I Were A Painter and I would have paint you I don't know what the picture would look like it wouldn't look like that photograph do I make sense yes quite a bit of sense [Music] how do you do how you do hello Sebastian hello oh by the way my name is Sebastian oh Alexander Sebastian and they mean anything to you be frank well if you insist no it's all right it's all right why should it let's look at the pictures number 15 child with trumpet no good I was afraid it was the artist hasn't found himself yet when he does find himself where is he child with trumpet the child's all right but he's missed very badly on the trumpet didn't he that won't live I hope not we that's almost great who painted it a woman no man could be so malicious 26 Elena stoud portrait of Alexander sebastin no use denying it that's me that woman didn't paint me she performed an autopsy she saw saw me frankly the whole thing looks to me like a puzzle puzzle that's correct good I was a puzzle to her but she was no puzzle to me and that's her revenge when I first saw that picture I was terribly upset I don't blame you what do these notes mean I'm a musician a Pianist oh a Pianist oh and his pedestal here well that uh that indicates greatness tell me why didn't you put your statue there is there any reason there is you see that little line you mean this line that's my whole trouble oh that line sent me to Dr venard well you might as well know that I I'm inhibited artistically let's have a drink oh just a moment just a moment what about this clock a clock yes oh oh that never should have been there why well I that's a personal [Music] matter are you sorry that you came here oh no no on the contrary it's all so fascinating it's a new world I can't quite grasp it whatever you want to know about me just ask me uh that uh that clock shows 12:15 is it 12:15 by accident or does it means something it means something let's stop talking about myself let's talk about something else when is your next concert yes when when I overcome it overcome what that little line Oh you mean your inhibition yes you see when I play tell me this uh 12:15 is it noon midnight any particular midnight mhm coming back to my inhibitions when I play in a drawing room uh pardon me uh was it uh Eastern Standard Time Daylight Saving summer yes well when I play in a drawing room for just one person the right person I'll be perfectly Frank with you I don't think there's a greater pianist in the world but as soon as I get in a concert hall in front of an audience no something gets lost those faces staring at me what right have they to come in and stare at me what right have they to listen to me just because I pay $2 some cases 250 why do I bother you with all this oh but I'm glad you did it's fascinating you are a puzzle Mr Alexander Sebastian and don't you try to solve me Mrs happy Baker come [Music] on Mrs kopka Mr yanek Mrs y she Mr Jones Jones how does a foreigner like that get in here tonight he's Mr Baker's lawyer oh well I suppose you always have to have a LA with hungarians good evening sir good evening how's the gash coming fine Mr Baker uh did a package arrive for me I'll gu sir H darling hello dear anything new no have a good day marvelous all set for big night all set remember your word EG eggar that's it good what is it your package had R sir Albert didn't tell me oh fine [Music] hi Mr Baker mhm may I ask what you're doing here waiting oh you're waiting tell me how soon do we have dinner dinner that's what I was invited for oh I'm sorry uh tell me are you with universal mattress or United Furniture I'm not with anything oh playing both sides huh well it's not such a bad idea say tell me how do you feel about Mr kofka Indi I can tell you nobody's going to put anything over on him he's pretty smart I think it's very clever that they've merged merg your will out won't [Laughter] it yeah look you want me to enjoy this evening don't you well yeah certainly all right come here this vase insults me it's ugly let's put it away sure of course the customer always right anything else in the room you like to change Lots well I think we're going to have a very enjoyable evening I'll let you in a little secret we've got goulash goulash yeah goulash scramble eggs for me only a suggestion um will you forgive me I must dress just continue to make yourself at home see these hungarians are certainly funny people have they come one of them has look there aren't we dressing why well he isn't oh that's Mr Sebastian who's he with with he's against everything he's an individualist is he that rich well he doesn't care anything about money how do you know dear it's Sebastian Alexander Sebastian I told you the other day but that's the trouble you never listen to anything I say makes no impression oh I remember now that piano player he's not a piano player he's a Pianist and pretty soon he'll be very important someday you may be very happy to ensure his hands for $100,000 look darling I'm giving this dinner especially for these hungarians could he pay a premium I don't know and I don't care you know sometimes I don't understand you here we've got a $500,000 Insurance possibility tonight I've gone to all this trouble get up a special Hungarian evening for the president of universal mattress and you invite this piano player you should know better musicians and mattresses don't mix look Larry for six years I've been living insurance and I'm tired of being an inity can't I just myself spend one evening with rimsky corov and Stravinsky rimsky corov Stravinsky who else is coming why didn't you invite the whole philarmonic and have them bring de's Taylor along as commentator oh all right all right let's drop the whole thing if you don't want him to play he won't play play say that's not a bad idea maybe he could liveen up the party huh if Mr Sebastian consents to play which I doubt but if he does consent it won't be Hungarian swing well what will it be something you'd have to pay $2 half to hear you mean you mean like Carnegie Hall exactly not in my house not tonight what's this oh that's um reproduction of a painting I saw in an art gallery do you like that love it well what is it can't you see now listen quit kidding me what is it it's a portrait a portrait of what of a man listen I know I'm just a poor ignorant Insurance dope and I don't know anything about Stravinsky but we've been married for six years and I think I've made you a pretty good husband when I ask your a question you still ought to do me the courtesy of answering you don't have to make fun of me you know what this is the Grand [Music] Canyon is it here Mrs C thank you and that's why Mr kopka we're the only company for you sounds very reasonable let's talk about it after din yes indeed after dinner we'll have a good long talk right here all right thank you you mean not even L grin especially not Len grin I give you all of bner except one passage in trist that's really good but you never hear it played right perhaps someday I could hear you play it as it should be played perhaps I don't eat strawberries oh I'm sorry [Music] everything all right Mr kka mhm [Music] I thank you so much Mrs Vier you make one feel at home that's what I call Hospitality Mr biger I didn't know she knew it I wonder where she picked that up what does it mean to your head oh isn't that nice and she pronounced it so well then what you mean [Applause] [Music] [Music] how comes you speak Hungarian were you born in Hungary I studied music in Budapest Budapest Budapest I lived at what's the name of the street and [Music] fore spe spee [Applause] [Music] spee [Music] [Music] for I just got a call kofka is launching with the Hudson Insurance People tomorrow it's tonight or never what about the legal Ang my office is working over time drawing up the contract all right I'll go right after them well enjoy the goulash Mr cofk Good goulash very good goulash if your firm is as good as your cook we might get together I'm glad you brought that up now hear the details ylo come here a minute after all we are partner I want you to listen to Mr Bing's proposition well gentlemen here it is a nutshell everybody please I have a treat for for you Mr Sebastian you know is a very well-known pianist and he's kindly consented to play for us so if you'll all be seated does he have to play don't worry Mrs is Baker yes Mr basan you mind moving from here please yes show slot that's odd who could have lock the piano where's the key I don't know it's a funny idea why should anybody lock the piano she too ridiculous why should anyone the key uh as I was saying Mr Coffer my propositions are very simple one but a very sound one I broke it don't you worry I won't now Mr Sebastian please tell us what are you going to play well first I'm going to play this is Baker yes Mr Sebastian all right I shall begin with a Sonata pathetique by Beethoven a Sonata in three movements and afterwards if I feel like it I shall play half s variations on the second theme of the first movement followed by my own variation on half 11 variations on the second theme of the first movement the only one I ever heard lasted three cigars it's a catastrophe of a disaster Jones were [Music] sunk [Music] Alexander stop it [Music] please [Music] don't no no you know Jones I'm glad you got that claw in the contract that saved our next [Applause] another minute I'm going to have some fun how do you do how do you do sir about that picture in the window it's very good don't you think no fooling what is it it's a portrait of a man oh well certainly what else could it be excuse me so not everybody understands Modern Art well thanks if you're interested it's only $500 $500 must be quite a man well it's not the man he happens to be rather an obscure Musician musician what kind of a musician a Pianist I think is it by any chance Alexander Sebastian well that's who it is you recognized him he seems to be a friend of yours wouldn't it be amusing to have him at your home permanently not very [Music] [Applause] amusing cheap guy like that who him goodbye johnes Hello darling H isn't this a nice surprise for you yes very nice a married farmer what's he so merry about oh darling you don't begrudge me a little music do you oh no no anything new well this isn't it enough yeah plenty have a good day fine you seem to be feeling better these days oh yes I slept 10 hours last night and Larry the hiccups have completely disappeared isn't that good news yeah very good news are you still going to Dr V vard oh no I don't need Dr venard anymore I'm so busy with my music and visiting art galleries that I haven't even time to think of any doctor oh isn't that wonderful you know I'm beginning to see something in this yeah it starts to look like a man huh why did you say that well the other night oh you took that seriously I was only kidding how could that be a man I was no nervous about the dinner party and I said whatever came into my mind I'm sorry darling no dear no I don't agree with you it does look like a man now don't be stubborn can't you take a joke well then what is it it's uh it's a meow it's called Meadow and spring oh oh in Spring yeah and uh those little notes of music what do they mean that's that's the shepherd playing his pipe Shepherds play pipes don't they oh oh sure yeah mhm and the clock at 12:15 oh I I don't know exactly what that means but but I guess it's probably lunch the shepherd eats and then he plays his pipe really darling you talk as though you've never been in a meadow you see in modern art they're trying to break down the conventional form they're trying to get away from what you expect it's all done by indication what are you doing oh just putting a mustache on the shepherd knock that guy right through his piano now that be the worst thing you could do you just make her feel sorry for it don't make a Marty of it you've got to look at this thing from a woman's angle oh wait a minute Miss aen will you come in please Miss ains we want a woman's point of view on a certain situation now uh Mr Baker has a friend and he's in trouble who Mr Baker no the friend oh Mr Baker now Mr Baker has nothing whatever to do with it let's call the friend Mr uh Mr Brown now Mr Brown has a wife Mrs Brown exactly Mr and Mrs Brown have been married for uh how long well say 6 years they live in Toledo 6 years in to Leo that's bad all right then let's say New York now Mr Brown is worried about his marriage things are not going along as well as they used to what kind of a man is this Mr Brown very nice wouldn't you say so yes very nice is he attractive very attractive don't you think so yes and yet she's complaining well she's drifting away from him yes and he wants to get things back on the old basis who doesn't yeah now miss aens uh as a woman I'm asking you what is the right approach well I should say a mink coat would do the trick she has a mink coat then what she complaining about thank you Miss hiin that's all well gentlemen you wanted to get a woman's point of view just a moment now look here Mrs Brown is interested in another man oh does Mr Brown know yes has he any proof too much has he any Witnesses no then his son thank you Miss aen well I'm sorry Mr Baker but if there aren't any Witnesses she's going to deny it if you want the woman bangle Miss Ain we're thoroughly satisfied well I'm afraid I'm not the right person to give you any advice I probably have too much sympathy for Mr Brown and not enough patience with Mrs Brown we get cases like that every day the wife is Bored marriage is just a habit but on the other hand she accepts everything her husband gives her I think she ought to be kicked out do I sound oldfashioned we'll let you know Miss aens well anyway I think Mr Brown is a pretty swell guy I've always thought so some woman yeah she certainly had a couple of interesting angles I didn't notice them good now Larry you still love your wife don't you yeah well where are he going from here I have a dinner appointment with old CK Higgins at his Club how can I sell insurance with this in my mind it's a big deal now listen forget Higgins forget Insurance go home there's only one thing you have to sell yourself the most important client you ever had in your life is waiting for you and their name is Mrs Baker now you're the best salesman in the business there's nothing wrong with your marriage you just have to resell it once in a while not so easy well who said it was was it easy to sell hail Insurance in Southern California just find the right slant a new one selling marriage with a new slant huh a new slant yeah that's not a bad idea but what is that new slant that's what I'd like to know what is it what is it what is it selling marriage with a new slant [Music] oh nice surprise eh hello my genius who are you going to be this evening come tell your little Cadenza are you mosart playful tender or are you the Thundering Beethoven strong fiery and yielding come darling tell your little Cadet who here gu who is here as who is here it is won the god of Gods coming down to anything serious no she just fainted oh well women are always fainting any particular reason no no she just thought I was a genius then she found out I wasn't and it was too much for her please make yourself at home I'll be right back I want to get some smelling salts now look biger let's get this straight there's going to be a very heated discussion we're going to insult each other it can't be avoided you're going to accuse me of something which I'm going to deny and you're not going to believe so before this battle starts let's get one thing straight I'm not going to fight my hands are my only livelihood and I'm not going to risk him on your jaw here mosar wake up your little Cadenza what's happened well I I you that's very funny you know what I thought look I think I what hello hello Jones I'm still selling you were right it needed an entirely new slant I think I've got a new doing Baker I don't trust you oh come on Have a Cigar either you have something in the back of your mind or that cigar stinks oh no that's the same cigar I get my customers how old are you Sebastian not as old as you right in the prime of life huh H you're in good health good enough even better after I've had dinner but I'm not going to fight no no no I don't want to fight but you might run into a husband sometime who hasn't my respect for great music where would you be then come on Sebastian I'm going to do something for you whether you like it or not I'm going to ensure your hands that'll give you complete freedom of action it'll give me 5% then we'll both be happy I'm not going to fight no I know I understand you're an isolationist isolate yourself over there you know the best part of this whole thing is that we sit down we can write this hand insurance as a subclause to your life insurance life insurance what do I want with life insurance and you any dependents any relatives relatives fre I'll tell you you can leave it to my wife she can buy herself a beautiful brooch in the shape of a piano with little Diamond keys and every time she pins it on she'll think of poor dear Sebastian believe me if anybody should ensure his life it's you and right now man where were you born I'm not going to fight so you love my wife don't you love your wife big so that's what you've been driving at now I understand the whole thing oh really Becka you should be a little ashamed of yourself great big insurance man like you deal so successfully with with human nature you should know better than that naturally I think he was very attractive and very Charming She Likes music was that thing loaded yeah oh now look Baker get it out of your mind I don't love your wife well it's going to be a great day in the musical Heaven I can just see bethoven calling over to Mozart hey Mozart dust off the piano look who's coming the little genius that's not funny this isn't funny either I love my wife I've loved her for 6 years for 6 years we've been together and a long comes a guy like you and breaks everything up just because you have nothing else to do not going to get away it you loved my wife earnestly and sincerely and you come to me and told me about it well that would have been one of those things I'm not oldfashioned you both felt that you would have been happier without me what can I have done pack my suitcase I wouldn't have to do this you know than you kind of had me worried there for a minute when you pulled out that revolver I thought he a conventional citizen no sense telling the truth to a man like that but now I see the real Baker modern up to dat Baker I'm going to open up to you of course I love your wife you're sure positive well then I won't have to shoot you I don't think it'll be necessary well we've got a cleancut situation on our hands you love my wife and my wife loves you well oh yes she does I've seen it with my own eyes well there's only one thing left for me to do hello oh hello Jes I'm still selling did I hit back no good shouldn't have done that B I know and I'm sorry shouldn't have done it I slip back into the old fashioned Baker I probably won't do it again I'm not going to fight hello this is Lawrence Baker I want to reserve a room for tonight I'll be right over thanks Baker are you really moving out well yes certainly I think I should leave the apartment to her you do yes it's only fair don't you think so yes I think that seems to be the best approach I'm glad you think so no no I don't want that to be any bitterness noely I'm in a position to give her security to take care of her future and why not she deserves it don't you think so yes yes yes I do after all she's given me the best years of her life yes I'll take some wonderful memories with me she's a nice girl isn't she yes yes very nice course she has her FS well who hasn't that's true that's true uh Sebastian if if you ever run into one of her bad moods all you have to do is oh no perhaps I better not tell you come on now don't act like little boy what is it oh well kind of personal why come on come on what is it well if you ever should run into one of her bad moods and you want to snap her right out of it there's only one way to do it what's that just Ker kser how do you do that yes she like that insane about it thanks B [Laughter] ke now about the cause for divorce according to New York state law one of the parties must have a correspondent oh there must be some lesson embarrassing way not in New York well you don't have to do it I'll get the correspondent oh no I wouldn't like to put you in that position that's all right but why should you take the blame well it's okay it's quick and painless very Qui you Baker thanks Sebastian that leaves the property settlement the following agreement has been reached between Lawrence Baker here and after referred to as the party of the first part and Jill Baker here and after referred to as the party of the second part it is understood that the party of the first part transfers title to the apartment at 685 Park Avenue to the party of the second part what about the Furnishings yes what about them well I didn't understand that you oh yes I want everything transferred to uh to the party of the second part can't we take that up later no let's get everything settled now you're entitled to it oh now look he's only trying to be fair you're too generous no just fair that's all well if there's anything you want oh I don't need anything what would I do with it he lives in a hotel where would he put it you'd only have to pay storage that's right well I better change this what's his name Jones I don't trust him well he'll be are mhm Baker versus Baker sounds awful doesn't it everything legal does oh about this correspondent yes who is it going to be well I don't know anyone in mind my have several promises prospects oh you have mhm yes I think we can clear up the whole matter in about 4 weeks sounds pretty good mhm tell me it isn't Mary Logan Mary Logan is a correspondent well I think I can do better than that after everything's straightened out I think I'll take a trip to South America is it one of my friends no you know I never cared very much for your friends someone I know darling this is a divorce not 20 Questions no I'm just curious well don't worry you can rely on me I won't disgrace the the family name no it's lry do you really want this divorce absolutely don't you well well don't tell me you don't want it that' be a great disappointment after all you're seriously in love with Sebastian otherwise you wouldn't have well we wouldn't be here you're too fine a person J to have done all this just to fill out your day I've always believed that you're sincere I still do I'd like to take that memory with me I'm sorry if I hurt you you wouldn't have it don't worry there'll be no bitterness honey Isn't it for 6 years you were my husband now you're the party of the first part I used to be your Jill and now I'm here and after referred to and that's all well everything's taken care of what's the matter what' you do nothing just went over sing the details I don't trust you Baker darling there's nothing to worry about it's a very clean-cut agreement Alexander please I'm so nervous can't you understand of course we all have our little moods k now let's read this again the following agreement has unnecessary unless we can agree on the correspondent it's none of your business darling it is keep quiet it is my business you're not going to make me the laughing stock of the whole town with some girl a girl I don't even know oh no you're not going to have that trance Mr Baker [Laughter] goodbye KS don't do that big chill chill Jill and that my dear Mr Jones is what is known as protecting your original investment let's get a drink I think you soften softened her destroyed her she's going to come back and eat out of my hand and what I'm going to do to Mrs Jill Baker here and after referred to as Jill lamb Baker if you want to buy a good piano cheap Jones you can have it am I going to be difficult I'm going to be the Mad Dog of 685 Park Avenue H Baker Mr Jones yes Mrs beger about this correspondent what does the law require well she no in case I have the correspondent oh well you have to be found alone with him in your apartment and he with his coat off I see Alexander yes darl are you willing to take your coat off for me anything you say Dar oh no no no oh yes you mean you really want to do that I do you want to compromise me with that guy ah you seem to forget Baker that she's in love with that guy k you brute Alexander Alexander Alexander snoogie snoi calling that snoi come on darling there you are you'll be all right sit down here for 6 years I've been married to a brute and I didn't know it but divorce yes that's the only solution all right why don't you go to Reno yes Reno I don't want to go away oh darling how are you unshaken would you establish residence in Pennsylvania Pennsylvania it's around Philadelphia isn't it in the neighborhood yes that's not bad they've got a good orchester easy to communicate with New York very well shall we say Pennsylvania all right Pennsylvania China anywhere only let's get it over with okay let's look up Pennsylvania Pennsylvania ah there that's snowy you're going to get your divorce if it's the last thing I do section 10 innocent spouse may get divorce provided the other spouse shall have by cruel and barbarous treatment rendered life intolerable and burdensome to said innocent spouse sounds promising shouldn't be difficult for you to be barbarous no my innocent spouse what do I have to do well let's call in a witness let's say uh my secretary and first you two start a quarrel with pleasure and then I'd say maybe you slap her face slap her face oh no so you can hit a man but you don't dare strike a woman you coward you all right I'll do it there well now let's rehearse the whole thing now now here's the plan Miss ains will you come in please right away Mr Jones now remember I start to dictate a letter as soon as I snap my fingers you start the argument and when you say you keep second rate insurance pedler and I hit you now Baker don't let it St Miss aens Miss aens coming Mr Jones sit down please take this to Wal C doen mule Capital City Bank and Trust Company Columbus Ohio My Dear Mr Dolen mule now let me see so so you won't tell me I wasn't there my mother saw you your mother gives me a pain in the neck how dare you say that about my bir your beloved mother poo so you won't tell me huh I want wasn't there but my mother saw you your mother gives me a pain in the neck how dare you say that about my beloved mother your beloved mother poo who are you to poo my mother your mother do you know what your mother reminds me of hey he stop stop just a minute Miss aan I didn't tell you to leave yes for heaven's sakes miss a sit down now read that back to me Mr Walder KD mule Capital City Bank and Trust Company Columbus Ohio My Dear Mr do mule so you don't like my mother no I don't like your whole family oh you don't no I don't like your father I don't like your brother and you know what your mother reminds me of what of you that'll give you a rough idea of what I think of your mother you cheap second Rate Insurance pedler you cheap second Rate Insurance pedler what you call your cheap second Rate Insurance P yes now look man our whole happiness is at stake one good sock here I'm another coac now I'll give it everything read it back to me Walter K do Capital City Bank and Trust Company Columbus Ohio My Dear Mr do yeah my dear Mr yeah yeah everything I said about your mother still goes and double oh it does yes it does well I still say you're a cheap second Rate Insurance Peddler oh so I'm a cheap second Rate Insurance Peddler am I yes you are say it again you cheap second rate insurance [Music] pedler come on Baker pull yourself together you can do it swell guy like you read it back back to me Walter K doen mule Capital City Bank and Trust Company Columbus Ohio my dear My Dear Mr doen mule did you see that Miss ains A husband slapping his wife yes did you see it Mrs Baker I'm very sorry this happened in my office so am I imagine that a husband hitting his wife he had to get drunk to Do It Goodbye Mr Jones Goodbye Mr B what about Walter K doen mu tell him I'm out thank you sir come in hello Albert good morning sir I hope you'll forgive me for disturbing you on Sunday have a late night sir yes I've had a series of late nights I guess I'm not as young as I used to be oh I think you look very fit sir oh thanks Albert how's everything going well not so well sir I came to ask if in your future plans you'd have any use for me have you left Miss Baker yes sir I had to on account of that musical gentleman oh in fact we all left except Emma then she fortunately Le quite de how is Miss Becker as Charming as ever sir happy I suppose if you'll pardon me for saying so I think she shows great courage [Music] [Applause] hello hello where's Mrs [Music] Baker Jill dear die oh such a thrill when you called me why shouldn't I old friend likea sit down Marty how are you J oh I'm fine I hear you're going to Philadelphia oh did you meet Alexander yes but I didn't want to bother he's practicing for his new concert I understand does it disturb you no no no no I love music yes I'm going to Philadelphia and you're happy oh yes very of course I'm still a little bewildered it's also so new I guess it's all very exciting oh yes very exciting being transferred from the business world into the world of Bart nothing but B and chovsky that's B he's practicing you sure it doesn't disturb you oh no no no I love it you don't have to be ashamed not everybody likes V so if you want him to stop my dear I wouldn't think of it the whole thing sounds so very romantic yes very romantic oh by the way have you seen Larry yes yes I saw him last night at the Monte Carlo Larry at the Monte Carlo yes imagine just a moment [Music] [Applause] [Music] please forgive me of course well now what we be talking about so you don't like my music I make nothing but a lot of noise all right isn't he original oh very I hope you don't mind no not at all I love to make him angry he turns into a big grizzly bear it must be fascinating Jill the bear what is it Jill there'll be no more music here today oh no no and don't coax me and don't tush me as a matter of fact there'll be no more Sebastian here today at least not for lunch and dinner is very uncertain well if that's the way you feel about it it is Jill I can be very impossible goodbye what fun I only hope poor Larry has as good a time as I well when I saw him at Monte Carlo oh yes I suppose that was another one of those dull business evenings was it a large party no I tell she was about your size oh was she attractive no I didn't think so but George and Freddy thought you was terrific you know George and Freddy but what do you care that's right what do I care Larry's entitled to have a little fun that's the kind of life he likes hello hello Sally darling I feel pretty good considering what about you mhm that's right huh well no I'm sure you took it with you when we left with the Monte Carlo wait a minute hello yes it is all right goodbye hello hello you going to throw me out CH you you shouldn't come up here it's rather embarrassing well I was just passing by but after all if Sebastian finds out oh don't worry about that but I do a girl engaged to be married coming to a bachelor's apartment and unannounced just a moment well I seem to be intruding look Jill what do you want to see me about someone here what do you want Jill well I was driving by oh right on 31st floor well you said you wanted some kind of remembrance and I'm on my way to Cynthia nox's tea and I had to pass by so I picked up a few things some snapshots of us taken together thought you might be interested thank you aren't you going to look at them oh oh oh yeah mhm that's the first time we met there's one of you're sitting in my lap a wedding or honeymoon that's very nice thanks anything else I heard you were at the mon Cara last night yeah sleepy H yes well give my regards Cynthia Ox you were on your way to Cynthia ox's tea oh yes did I like your apartment Larry it's lovely Charming yes very very Charming in such good taste pretty so cozy lovely curtains and such a beautiful view yeah such a beautiful view I'm sorry that was rather foolish please forgive me Larry I did make quite a mess of things oh everything turns out for the best you can't mean that Larry I can and I do marry please don't make me go to Philadelphia please don't oh Madam has changed her mind she gets a little tired of marriage and she walks out just like that what does she care if she makes a fool of her husband or how much she hurts him then she gets a little tired of piano music and she comes back and says oh it was just a little whim of mine so please Trot back to the Old Homestead you break up a whole life and then think you can put it back together again in one afternoon oh no it's not that easy I didn't expect it to be easy say to tell you what I think of you would take more than just one afternoon how about dinner dinner couldn't we just have dinner together tonight I'm sorry I'm engaged for dinner oh that girl yes that girl I don't like your tone I'm sorry first you're trying to mess up my life now you want to spoil that girl Sunday Sally doesn't get every day off you know Sally works hard oh she does now what's wrong with that nothing she doesn't have everything dumped in her lap like you she hasn't time to go to crazy art galleries play around with second R musicians or go to psychoanalysts she has no husband to pay for her complexes Sally's a mighty fine girl much finer than your Mr Sebastian she doesn't wear your shirts either did he take oh skip it here you promis to love honor and obey and here that's the first time we met that's an awful picture of me but you were a fine girl I didn't bore you with my insurance then you listened to everything you wanted to know everything about me and my work you wanted to help oh Larry and here you remember everything you said to me I'd love to say it again Larry if you'd only give me the chance just to forget it again no Larry never again I swear there's no use pretending I'm defeated gee I'll always remember that tree in front of our hotel window and that funny old Italian Mor oh that wasn't here oh yeah no no it wasn't no no here oh that's right that's that front Port my first breakfast yes oh Larry couldn't we have dinner together not tonight why not Sally let me talk to oh no woman to woman she loves understand no no please let me well you don't deserve it but I'll see what I can do thank you Daddy you stay right here it's going to be very [Music] tough [Applause] Sally Ain Ain that [Music] girl how' you do Miss ains oh hello Mrs Baker nice to see you m would have loved to have seen you but unfortunately he's busy oh he asked me to give you your handbag oh yes I forgot it I I was doing some secretarial work for Mr Baker oh secretary's work on Saturday night oh well uh I'm a notary public too oh I see and you brought your seal oh yeah a train seal goodbye miss goodbye Mrs Baker sweet sweet looks hopeless it's much more serious than I thought that girl's really in love with me she adores me I don't blame her she says she can't live without me and I believe her and I too it's understandable you're very wonderful oh yes yes you are how about dinner but you know I can't how about after dinner do you want a suicide in your conscience oh no no no not that well there you are you're right it's hopeless it's too bad Joel everything could have been so marvelous yeah there's no reason we couldn't really have been happy yes but it's too late now it looks like the end goodbye Larry and good luck good luck I'll talk to her again Mrs Baker home yes never mind guess who is back it's Bolton the god of Gods coming back to Earth [Music] a little bit softer [Music] please boy [Music] [Applause] n

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