<i> ( music playing )</i> We turned you into a human
sushi roll one time, so you know how hard it is
to make sushi from scratch. But we've discovered a product
that will make it super easy. - Wait, I'm being turned
into sushi again?
- Nope. It's time for... Making sushi is an art form
that is difficult to master. Which is why my family
goes out for sushi - without me.
- Right. But now you can make
pristinely rolled sushi
with ease right in your very own home
with a sushi bazooka! Boom! <i> ( music playing )</i> - Look at that.
- The music makes it
sound so simple. Serene and simple. "Oh, this is gonna be
such an easy thing
for these two guys." So, this plastic device
costs $7.66 on Amazon and it just creates
sushi dookie. Basically, you create
a rice log on each side. Once you get all
the rice in-- Don't say ricin. - You wanna make a ditch.
- Rice ditch. You want it to be
a nice log. - Wet that. Yeah.
- Do I need to lube
my ditch maker? Push it down!
Pull it out slowly. That's a nice rice ditch. Basically,
the only ingredients
we have for the inside is the cucumber
and the tuna. - Look at you!
- I know, it's a ditch
filled with pink stuff. You see a ditch,
and you just
fill it right up. This is a precarious moment, because all of my pink stuff
could fall out. I don't like
to call that fish. You wanna smush it against
the end by putting the cap on. And you're gonna apply some
pressure by just turning
and tightening this. If you saw two guys
doing this, the last thing
you would assume is that they were
making sushi. Now we're gonna dookie this
right onto this. Yeah, we probably need
a different term. - Push it!
- Should I make noises? ( Rhett groans ) Don't strain.
Just relax. - ( Rhett groans )
- Link: There we go. Can I make sound
effects, too? Yeah, but they gotta
be different. ( blowing raspberries ) That's a pretty log. That is a satisfying,
wholesome log. You're just gonna
wet your finger,
wet your seam there. Welcome to my sushi
restaurant. You're not--
You're pinching too much. Don't pinch the loaf. There you go. I can just eat mine
like this. Then you can use
your sushi cap as your soy sauce thing. Dip into the capper? You can into a little wasabi
over here if you want. - And dink it.
- That's a pretty
good-lookin'... - Yeah, it's not bad.
- piece of sushi, unless
you don't like sushi. Okay, here's
the problem, though. While we made sushi--
this isn't a bazooka. - It's a sushi pooper.
- That's right. Nothing was turned
into a projectile. Well, we're gonna
remedy that, because we have developed... Not easy to say
and maybe not easy to use. Let's give it a try. - Over here I've got
some pre-made sushi.
- Yep. And I'm going to load
one sushi slice. - Get it nice
and flat in there.
- Okay. - Now I got a little mouth.
- She's locked and loaded. - Okay,
come down a little bit.
- Down a little bit? - Little bit more.
- Little bit more. - Little bit more.
- More? Up just a teeny-- Down just a little bit.
Whenever you're ready. - ( Rhett grunts )
- Oh, that was a little high. - Too high, too high, yeah.
- Let me try again. Ooh. - Oh, that was a little low.
- You know what?
You got a bigger mouth. Do you wanna go?
You want me to shoot it
into your mouth? Yeah! Why am I doing this?
I don't even like sushi. - Here we go.
- Down. Down. Down. Down. - That feels too low.
- Down. Up. This way. Yes. Oh. Oh, that is scary! - ( groans )
- Yeah, that seemed-- That was a little low. It felt low. It felt low. That feels right
on your mouth to me. That way a little bit
and down a little bit. - Down a little bit more.
- It just seems-- Trust me! - ( Link groans )
Hit my throat, man!
- Yeah, too low! ( groans )
Ah, that hurt! It hit me right in the mouth.
I almost got it. ( groans ) It hurts! But I can get it! Dang it! We're gonna do this. ( both groan ) That was perfect! Okay, I've worked out
the trajectory here. I know how this--
I know my sushi-- My sushi bazooka now. I'm intimately
familiar with it. Three, two, one. ( both scream ) ( both scream ) ( both cheering ) - Yeah!
- That was good! Mmm! That tasted great! And you know what?
Our sushi bazooka
that actually shoots sushi comes with
a soy sauce soaker. Hold on.
Where's your sushi. I ate it already. Oh, come on! All right,
I think this was a success. If the makers of
the sushi bazooka would
like to contact us, we can show you the plans. - Well, actually it's just
an old Nerf gun.
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