Testing 5 Self Defense Weapons From Ali Express!

all right guys so today we're going to be testing self-defense items from AliExpress now before we get started apparently there is a large gap between what I consider something that is self-defense and what AliExpress considers something that is a self-defense item now to me to consider something as a self-defense item it needs to be something that you can defend yourself with right but AliExpress says that this is a self-defense Idol this is one of the first things I saw when I searched self-defense this is probably the smallest knife I've ever seen in my life I don't know what in the world you think you would defend with this like like what do you what are you gonna do give somebody a the equivalent of a deep paper cut now this is a slip joint knife that means that there's no locking mechanism so right away you wouldn't use a knife like this for self-defense because a slip joint knife is very very easy to like if you're going to stab into something it's very easy for it to fold on your fingers and cut you I'm going to assume that it's probably not even sharp now we have the sharpness tester now I would be very surprised if this does any more than or any less than like 300 I'll be impressed really 265. Maybe I'm Wrong maybe you could do a little something with this let's do a little a little paper test Maybe maybe that 265 was a lot we must have caught just like one little shark a little short one little sharp piece of it or something this is not a very good self-defense item this is like really horrible it does have a pretty pointy pretty pretty pointy tip other than that as far as defending yourself you ain't doing much our next item I don't even remember what this is exactly it does say uh danger be careful to hit people so I guess it's something to hit people with I don't remember what this is supposed to be under pressure is what is it what it is why is it trying to explode what is this thing doing oh man why is it under pressure what is this is some type of stop from exploding device oh maybe oh okay why is it doing that so is this supposed to like I assume it wants to explode out so I assume it's supposed to do something like explode out in some way oh oh wait a minute I see what happens here you push it and that automatically kind of goes like this and this kind of wants to just explode I'm just gonna let it go okay we have a stick so what is collapsible we'll just beat what like is this a stick is your supposed to that just extend is that what you're supposed to do like use this tip and beat somebody with it like this has to be just a one-time use why why are you supposed to carry this with you just in your pocket and then just the one time you need it maybe like whip this thing out and then like like fight somebody off with it or something I mean look at just look at the flex on that that is not going to do anything to anybody except make them upset so let's just see like how this would go down now I guess since I can't collapse this let's imagine this thing has collapsed this is going to be in your pocket someone's going to try to attack you and you're gonna go hold on and you're gonna pull this thing out and it's going to go and it's gonna explode they're gonna go get back Mister get back and like maybe maybe you could like poke them like this maybe that would work all that seems to be that worked out so well it just shoved the tip inside of itself so now you lost your metal tip great for self-defense so I guess if you're not gonna poke them maybe you could like hit them like hey stop it stop it bad dog maybe that can get them away [Music] maybe if you hit them on both sides like foreign okay so now we only got half of a stack then you can use this like a whip [Music] and then maybe you could take this and maybe you could like wrap it around them and then you could like like give them a big hug or something and maybe that would maybe that'll scare them off so as far as this collapsible collapsible uh baton I guess you would call it or something don't get this for self-defense this is gonna do absolutely nothing for you all right guys so before we go any farther this video is sponsored by Arab so Arab if you don't know is a 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I believe it said that it was a hundred and forty decibels or maybe it was 150 whatever it was it was high enough that I was like if you knew anything about uh how decibels work I was like I don't think it's that high it looks like it also has a little has a light that was way I don't know why I looked right into that I knew that was a light but way brighter than I thought I have a decibel meter you can see just with me talking normal it's about 80 decibels which I believe 80 decibels is like the standard level of a normal conversation we'll set this to just save the highest decibel reading it's like I have no idea how loud this is going to be also measuring this like maybe just a few inches away I think technically you're supposed to measure this stuff like like five feet away or three feet away or something to get like an accurate reading not like right up on the sensor but we're gonna go close just to give it the best chance possible all right let's see 115.6 so not 135 or 40 or whatever claimed one thing I can tell you is despite it not being as loud as it claims it is and I'm sure you can't see it you can't pick it up on the microphone that was absolutely ear piercing and you pulled this this is gonna get everybody's attention this is crazy loud and this would get anybody's attention so I'm gonna pull this like right right on top of the sensor we'll see if maybe we can get that that number a little bit higher one right on top 134.9 right on top of the sensor so closer to what they claim I'm sure that's probably how they tested it was just jammed it as close as they could to the sensor so I mean that's it not really much to test ear piercingly loud and uh I think absolutely would work so now we're gonna get into the fun stuff and I'm just gonna go over this fun stuff pretty quickly and then we're gonna get into the to the real test these were called Buddha beads and they were like ever they're very very heavy they were advertised as a like self-defense necklace and the theory is I guess you could like take them and kind of like beat somebody with them and like hit them or maybe like use this as like some way to like choke somebody or something along those lines it appears that it's made out of some type of like wire and it's not supposed to break it's supposed to like be very strong and hold a lot of weight I think this thing is a disaster waiting to happen but we're still going to test it course will help us do the job I just want to just hit with it and just see I'm just going to wrap around my wrist let's just hit them see what that feels like not gonna lie that was a little bit scary in your mind you think that it's gonna like come back and hit you you just don't want that because that would hurt I think this could be leaned more towards like maybe like if you came up behind somebody and you like put the necklace on them and then you get them by the neck and then you could like slam them down maybe if you were that strong you could you could come up behind somebody throw it over top of them and then like use these pieces and like just like choke them that seems pretty strong let's just hit them with it one more time foreign I mean that's pretty good you can really get a good hit with that I mean that that actually is very strong that is like denting the table really bad I can tell you one thing I wouldn't want to be hit by that really put some power behind it okay let's try to break a cinder block safety glasses on I don't know about you but I'm not really a fan of the concrete chunks flying in my eyes let's see let's wrap this around oh that came back and kind of hit me that hurt a little bit I can hear the chunks like hitting the walls and stuff this is definitely way stronger than I thought I thought maybe one like maybe two to three hits and it was gonna break but this is like denting the metal let's go ahead and let's put it on the crane scale and just pull it apart and see how much how much it takes to pull it apart and see how strong it really is all right it's been a while since we broke out the crane scale I think you guys let me know in the comments what you think but I think if we get past 150 pounds I'm satisfied with that I'm impressed I don't know if we're gonna have enough uh scale left I don't want this to snap at me we're already 150 160 this is gonna snap I think there it goes oh [Music] thank you don't tell me what the crane scale died hopefully it got caught on the second camera before it died I reviewed the footage and from what I could see in the little tiny camera screen I think the final weight that we got was 313 pounds that's impressive for the Buddha beads if that is something that you would like I guess like for some of you want a necklace that strong it's definitely strong and it can definitely hold a lot of weight next we have these things which I don't remember what they're called but they're kind of like brass knuckles and it's kind of just like a thing like you just hold it between your fingers and it kind of goes in your palm then you can like that actually might be pretty legit that actually seems pretty strong now on the table uh I mean this felt like it was gonna be pretty good so let's let's see that's not that's good that sucks I didn't even hit that hard like that was not that was not very hard at all this is almost nothing I feel how bad it's Gonna Hurt let me go just a little bit harder okay I think there's a chance you could like really damage your hand if you were to use this like say if you like like really punched hard I think you would severely damage your hand because even just oh got a little tiny bit where this plastic piece is just like jamming itself into your palm ah there's something that does not feel good I don't know I'm gonna try try a different grip that hurts and I mean that's really if it hurts that hard that bad with hitting it as easy as I am I can't even imagine if you actually like swung like full force I mean maybe in like a in a self-defense situation where you're like your adrenaline is pumping and you're like you're just don't not feeling pain at the time maybe this could help you but I mean at least like right here in the garage no way that is just gonna be that is gonna be so painful and it's really it's probably gonna do more damage to you than it is the person would not recommend that next we have a knockoff uh tactical whip you've all seen the Tactical whip video this one like breaks in half and there's like nothing in the handle and this one feels extremely cheap like very very cheap I'm concerned a little bit about it because if I move the wire I can feel it wiggling inside the handle so somebody's trying to attack you you will pull out your whip and you're like hey stay away from me that would actually buy scare somebody don't get any closer to me I can something I don't really like is as I'm hitting the whip the handle is spinning in my hand which is unscrewing the slower part which I guess you could remedy that pretty easily but that that is something that's happening wow that comes back it has to be right in the stomach I mean despite that wire being loose a little bit I mean this is seems to be pretty pretty good get some swing speed I mean you can really really whip this thing sometime it hit so hard the the wire is starting to get bent I mean I'm gonna give that a pass especially like if you if you were to pull this out and then like you had to use it one time I think this thing was only like four or five bucks you just buy another one if you were afraid that might break yeah I mean that's that is definitely gonna like if somebody's on your case and you pull out this that is gonna that's gonna get him away that is good that would hurt this is better than I thought I thought the wire was going to come out really fast looks like it doesn't so that is uh it's actually a pretty good buy we also got these which I can't wait for these are Kuba kicks spikes that you tie inside of your boot laces on your shoes so then that way you can whenever you dial into your shoes you can kick somebody with them and defend yourself can you see that I don't even know I can get my leg up that high the boot spikes that I have attached to my working boots or at least my my one working boot I left I put it all in one and I left it off of one so that way I can kick with and without and I can uh judge the difference and see what it feels like to kick with this thing I think I mentioned that that's the whole idea is you put this on your boots and then you can kick somebody and it's like self-defense so let's click without first I don't feel I'm not really good at getting my leg up that high I mean that doesn't that's not too bad I'm not like a professional kicker but that's let's go with the spikes stop moving I can barely hit a steel Target oh ow that was significantly worse that hurt that hurt me so bad that do you just feel that plastic just like smash into your foot through the boot if you had boots that had like some type of like guard on the top maybe it wouldn't be a problem let me do it again oh oh yeah let's not do that again that like my foot might be bruised now these boots also they're not steel toe but like steel toe is not going to protect the top of your foot you'd need like some type of some type of guard like up here at the top that sucks I'm gonna do it without one more time yeah without is like I could probably I could probably kick way harder without oh yeah that doesn't hurt at all but like those don't hurt nearly as bad as with the spikes like that's the same concept as like the brass knuckles whenever you hit it just ends up hurting you worse than uh the person you're trying to hurt I would not recommend these potentially maybe putting these like on the bottom of your boots if you were in like say maybe I don't know ice or something and kind of using them like and using them to get Traction in your boots as far as self-defense no you are gonna hurt yourself way worse than you were gonna hurt the other person and last but not least we have the good old miniature baseball bat and I literally think that this one this is probably going to be the best I mean this thing is solid as far as defending yourself like hitting somebody or whatever can't beat this all right obviously our heavy bag is going to simulate our person let's just go ahead and get this out of the way we all know how this ends this is perfect I think this one is 24 inches wide or 24 inches wide no 24 inches wide 24 inches long this will be perfect perfect one hand operation beating somebody I mean just you can two-hand it I actually for a second there I thought I heard a crack like the wood like the wood cracked or something but I don't see anything but yeah it's a wooden baseball bat it's exactly what you'd expect I know that I said whenever I was hitting the uh the punching bag with this bat that I thought I heard it crack and that crack still could have come from something inside of the punching bag I was looking at this sticker on the bat this warning sticker and it makes me believe that it could have come from the bat do not use this bat with Hera dowels horror dowels frauduct is designed for use with soft strike t-balls only I guess if it's only made to be used with soft Strike balls there is a chance that the wood could be kind of weak so we're gonna hit cinder block a bunch of times see if it works now this is going to break or crack it's probably gonna do it over the corner or something so let's let's hit it right here I'm sure a lot of people saw that coming all that vibration just like went straight back into my hand all the bad actually has some like kind of significant damage actually that's holding up like really good so this way I did not expect that to be so painful the vibrations coming back into your hands just sucks but you know I think we got our answer to be honest with you I mean that's all the damage that we sustained from smashing a cinder block so I think the bat is actually uh actually pretty durable thank you guys so much for watching I hope you enjoyed watching me test these self-defense products products from AliExpress if we've learned anything from this video it's maybe don't buy yourself defense products from AliExpress unless maybe like the the necklace or maybe the baseball bat other than that maybe go somewhere else so thank you guys so much for watching hope you enjoyed it see in the next one [Music] laughs [Music]

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Length: 24min 11sec (1451 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 04 2023