Ten Times Drake Parker Was Incredibly Dumb (Vol 2)

hey man hey man hey man you left me at the hospital to be chemically bathed oh yeah how'd that go oh actually it was quite soothing especially the part where they oh it was horrible okay what up with the tude do you know what it's like to have an involuntary chemical bath it stings everywhere all right look tell you what i'm gonna make it up to you okay no okay no you're not okay cause that's when the badness happens the only time you ever do anything nice for me is after you've caused me some kind of physical damage or emotional distress you are never gonna make up anything to me ever again wait do these sound okay to you would you bring me the hot glue gun not really but first i must take shower okay i'll i'll show you how the shower works ah no you won't [Music] oh might i'd be having a bite of your popcorn there i give us your call lad it's low and calm hey make it your own popcorn oh do you mind if i see closer to the screen there luddy let me help you oh that's comfortable [Music] that's them those two men from ireland stop the film horatio stop the fail what is the problem these two freaks just tried to steal my popcorn and then sat on my girlfriend that's just so young to be having a boyfriend she's just a weed eye wait a minute what are you boobs doing here who are they my idiot brothers well it's a good thing your idiot brothers were here yeah this hooligan was about to kiss your eyes on the mouth and i don't have to be talking in this accent anymore do i [Music] what's that baby you want me to pull over here so we can make out well that's what you want baby pucker up well okay hi what are you doing here i just came to see how the dune buggy's coming it's looking good not just looking good listen oh you got to run it yeah get hi trevor yeah maybe you want to sit in the passenger seat i don't know you got a comfy lap move ah the motor sounds great yeah you know where it'd sound even better in the shower on the road better okay but you can't tell josh and my parents that we took it out cause they'll freak i won't say a word now let's hit it [Applause] [Music] three but we can't be late to end captain 20 you know right we promised mom and dad and if we're not there in 48 minutes there's no way we're gonna get that beach house all right we'll just call for help give me your cell phone my cell phone was in my bag which you gave to craig and eric well you don't have your cell phone yeah mine got ruined how you know fell in a bowl of soup at school who accidentally drops their cell phone into their soup it wasn't an accident i wanted to see if it would float how do you even get dressed by yourself that was the most fun driving test i've ever given so uh where do i pick up my driver's license you don't oh carly seriously uh what do i pick it up drake i'm sorry but i can't pass you why not well let's see you ran four stop signs two red lights drove on the sidewalk rear-ended a fire truck oh and you almost ran over an old lady in a wheelchair she was hogging the lane frank you're a great kid bad driver anyway call me i'd love to hear your band play okay i have to go to smartie then i'm gonna go home and pick up a few things but stay here and watch helen you mean you want me to stay here with the groove machine the plasma screen and the hot tub yeah i think i could do that just don't let helen out of your sight okay pushy go let's see uh bathing suit extra socks and jammy jams and drake drake hey hey hey jake what are you doing here supposed to be watching helen i know but i came back to get a bathing suit for the hot tub you left kellen alone she has a hamster drake she can't see and she's loopy helen could could drown in her hot tub or or or fall off her balcony or suffer some kind of grove machine related concussion yeah you're right oh hey a yo-yo give me the yo-yo come on [Music] dude this saturday night we are so hooked up where are we going oh nowhere just to see your favorite band the hailstones what shut your mouth it's open the hell still in your plane in san diego yeah the reptile room oh that is so man we can't get into the reptile room you have to be over 21. you are mr yakitori what's this fake id here check mine out jefferson steel flex yeah i made it up oh really so you're suggesting that we use fake ids to get into a nightclub posing as jefferson steelflex and alvin yakitori yep and hey we got to be there before 10 30 because i'm pretty sure it's illegal to use fake ids yeah well it's illegal to rob banks but people do it yes people who are bank robbers all right i'm not using a fake id oh come on the hailstones joshie's favorite band come on the reptile room serves churros churros it's not like we're gonna drink or anything we're just gonna go and listen to some music yeah dude everybody uses fake ids it's not gonna be a problem walter uh good afternoon oh hey doc oh look i was just on the internet reading about foot surgery and i wanted to ask you a couple questions yes what are you doing playing doctor playing yeah dude this hospital is like crawling with cute nurses so they're all like in their 20s they don't want to go out with some guy in high school exactly so i found this closet with doctor stuff put it on and in the past half hour i've made like four dates with the hottest nurses what what you can't do that sure i can look um michelle's thursday kristen's friday leticia's saturday oh you heard me with a sandwich come here you can't impersonate a doctor it's against the law i'm not impersonating a doctor and pretending to be one pretending to be a doctor is illegal if they catch you they will put you in jail ooh i would not do well in jail yeah that's okay i'll just take the doctor stuff off josh nichols hello there i'm dr carl said i'll be doing the surgery on your foot a few hours so i thought i'd stop by to say oh i'm sorry i didn't realize i was interrupting doctor doctor i don't think we've met before uh right right you see uh i'm just filling in just filling in just filling in oh my goodness of course you're dr nussbaum yes yes i am dr pussball hush mom that's mom good to meet you josh come on what what i can't i can't i can't run anymore oh dude they're right behind us this is no time for wheezing like i enjoy what you're saying oh dude here they come come on what are you doing get in [Music] get back here [Applause] get in the car

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Length: 11min 3sec (663 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 25 2021