Telltale Was COOKIN | Jurassic Park The Game | Episode 1

[Music] what how are you walking up oh no ladies and gentlemen we are here with Jurassic Park the game that's a real dinosaur baby mouse and keyboard is Isla is 120 Mi west of Costa Rica all right here we go now the game begins I got a mouse and keyboard okay [Music] I think I'm doing it Chad maybe there was a reason this game was taken off the uh off the store bro nothing's literally working yall know how I have a two PC setup right the keyboard was connected to the other PC my fault there we go there we go my fault my bad my bad my bad let's try this again okay here we go uh let's wait for it to pop up uh Let There we go yeah let's let's lose the heal oh oh that's the uh that's the the dinosaur is [ __ ] it's the dinosaur samples bro what the hell is that it's a bird is this a little oh [ __ ] what the hell is that going to do bro are you dumb now's not the time to have a PSD wait what wait Chad I don't get it oh Oh I thought I had to stay within the circle we're we're good we're good we're good uh What do I do all right some acors require secrets of keys okay oh [ __ ] okay left oh twice twice twice sequence sequence sequence sequence that looks dangerous oh my God it was right okay it switches directions oh there's so many of course there's a cliff [Music] bro nice oh [ __ ] I had no time to do that we broke the fall we're good we broke the fall we're good I literally could have died we're it's fine it's fine it's fine I'm not dead I'm fine oh [ __ ] what click uh to get up click the icon and pull it into the direction of the arrow so she just freezes like a statue until I do it oh great are you kidding me I can't catch a break bro get up uh-oh okay I'm locked in now help not bad for a tutorial episode one The Intruder yeah it's a great view but where are the dinosaurs there should be Triceratops out there sometimes they're kind of hard to spot oh yeah where'd you get those is it heavy then it's ensive put it down [ __ ] that um guy gave to me your boss John Hammer or whatever he likes me Hammond that was generous of him I see jungle and stuff but no dinos just look around you'll find them all right maybe there's a dinosaur over here I see a oh never mind that's a stone dumbass I see a rock can we go down there and see the din up close when I worked in San Diego did I let you into the tiger Enos are you slow that was totally different besides I was only like seven right and you scared the Daylights out of me oh my God it's an actual dinosaur wait wait I definitely see one oh he just ran away actually it's a she they're all female so which way did she go H you literally saw it bro wouldn't it be like educational if I stuck around here another day or two you know I think your mom might miss you a bit are you kidding me she'd be like totally happy oh come on no she wouldn't yeah she would it went this way uh like right here what's over here oh my gosh oh my gosh there's a car down there must be Hammond's visitors he's got some hot shot paleontologists here to see the park I bet they get to see some dinos up close ever thought about the VR Jurassic po game there's Footprints coming out of the scen I don't do VR right track VR makes me sick Bro I see it that's a big pile of [ __ ] there's a pile of like brown stuff is that probably and that would tend to indicate a dinosaur in the area I'm thinking more like 10 uh that's a big pile of [ __ ] okay I see her wait there's a bunch of them oh awesome they're fighting I totally wanted to see this well actually it's more of a dominance display than a fight you remember how patchy was when your mom got that new puppy lady Margaret's like that with the younger Triceratops seriously lady Margaret yep that's what we call the alpha see those horns you should try a better VR headset then has much more chance has much lower chanceo how you going to tell me about my body [ __ ] I get motion sickness Gladiator fights which reminds me remember I said I've got a sick Triceratops to check on I should get going I'll drop you at the guest house really already it'll give you some time to pack your stuff the boat leaves tonight remember I don't have any stuff I practically just got here I would absolutely love to go to a Jurassic par see Triceratops fight actually it was more like a dominance display have you been on the [Music] boat if I just said I got motion like how you think I knew I had motion sickness long ass car rides being on a boat like come on man deductive reasoning oh [ __ ] I told you NRE isn't here fat bastard's probably stuck in a doorway somewhere what about Plan B don't worry about it Plan B is ready I have plan B right here s's not going to double cross us the money's too good wait so is this this happening the same time as uh she doesn't know anything shees to know what do you think it matters hey guess who's on the line it's Dodson I got Dodson here Dodson it's Dodson here she doesn't care come on my contact's going to be here any minute yeah it it is the same day chat uh nice what's this in your hand what in the photo this this is what's going to make us both Rich it's what we're here to collect shaving Queen uh-huh sure shaving creen oh I'm part of the bad guy bad guys does in know you stole their jacket this is a covert op I got to blend in yes so what about me just uh Follow My Lead is she Hispanic sounds like that one girl from the Fast and Furious new dialogue available select the icon in the lower right to talk to Miles my my miles uh yeah so how much am I getting paid twin I'm going to charge overtime if we wait much longer just relax chances are nre's going to show up at the last minut Crew Please board The Vessel we'll be casting off shortly son of a okay I guess we're going in after him if anyone stops US show them this this what's the problem we need access p passes to get past security damn it I got to make a phone call to an idiot don't let anyone see you without those passes were cooked so we don't got umbrellas like this is making me sick just looking at y'all just standing in the rain select the icon on the lower on the lower on the lower on the low on the lower left what the hell I knew she I know she sounded different access passes where do they keep [Music] them employer sa just keep thinking about the money miles Chad [ __ ] what else we got around here aha Marita stay warm tonight Makita Makita stay warm tonight stairs we're not going back in that ship you're right we got to stay here and then and and wait click and image to choose a location oh [ __ ] okay well let's go here oh this is a bad idea one reason to do this job but it's a good one okay I got the information let's go to oh wait what's this oh I can swipe it yoink must have been the [Music] win must have been the wind again all right let's not risk it let's talk to this dude that's great thanks a lot very helpful well we're hosed maybe not what do you mean sneak onto the island call the guard sneaking onto the island I got the guard's phone number call him and keep him busy what then you sneak past and I stay here that's not going to work no babo I can get us the access passes fine they're literally sitting on the table just keep him talking I'm so smart all right let's go uh hi hi yes uh I'm calling for E like I said I worked the morning shift but that was only only as a fill in yeah yeah but hold on there's one more hey I thought you said oh no okay that was good but hey hey hold on a second you work for me remember shut up that means I call the sh you can't go that way hello there what hi uh oh we have passes well that's good but this is a storm evacuation all non-essential person El need to leave the island you need to get on that boat yes I I mean I I have some uh some essential who are you with I'm I'm with you I'm new what about her she's she's uh she's with maintenance go ahead tell him yeah I'm a girl isn't it doesn't that make sense uh I'm I'm an exterminator I'm go ahead Miss oh yeah okay I'm do repairs in this storm what exactly are you fixing uh the do the fences the the the dock I'm working on the dock you got some ride in the wood yeah but the Dock's that way yeah but uh we need supplies what's with the machete uh it's a tool yo enough of this man let's go maybe you're worth what we're paying you after all oh my God I like her [ __ ] I talking let's do it at least the rain's easing up true Engen should have paved this whole island I hate the rain no I like the rain actually rain thunder when I'm inside that's one is perfect to watch have come here what step back Mr Chadwick what you don't like my After Shave I don't want any accidents press the key when it pulses to hack and slash [Music] [Music] ah stuck God damn it hold on got it jungle dance here God damn tree bro all right we made it oh yo chat I seen Abigail today it was uh it was it was a fun movie nothing crazy it was just a fun movie and what is this monstros engine is ruing the island to keep it yeah it's more about keeping things in the [ __ ] is this uh Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets no just it's it's it's just it's sort of like a zoo you know what I mean we're trying to break into Hogwarts right now what kind of zoo oh she don't know there's dinosaurs here huh a zoo for what don't don't worry about it there's nothing you know dangerous in there just find find a way through yo sis you did no background text on your mission you just went to an island goof 10,000 vaults why so much just trying to keep out the teenagers all right wait hold on what else is here the lights off yeah I bet that means the power's out the lights off maybe yeah yeah for sure ladies first no all I say wait what you doing on the phone what does your little toy have to say it's a portable tracking system sweetheart and it says that we're damn close to that canister all right I hate your glasses by the way it's off sis you're good oh thank God I I mean you know it's just lims I lead the way we're good man Metro oh [ __ ] the theasaurus what is it oh my God not like a bird he English much too big I told you all kinds of animals come on get moving we're close did you hear that oh what was that it's the little tiny ones bro the mitches are mes I've never heard before okay let's we we should bro just stab it okay why is it making me look this way what if I want to look over here CL that animal I know we call him mupa all right I hate this damn junko look this way all right we're getting close this is it the Signal's topped out it's near bye it's too dark I need light where's your flashlight you took it right right did I drop it why would you let why would you let him take your [ __ ] yo uh Virgo thank you for there we go hey NRI you get stuck or something NRI you deaf I'm not climbing that in my new St I'm going to go around it'll be faster this is where he died bro that boy got Inked Up [Music] man yeah hold on look like have a look somebody in there that [ __ ] chopping bro [Music] and you want me to just open the door I hear that [ __ ] I would never do this I would never do this bro it's right in front of your face and she talking about some all tired out huh I told you it was better to go around creature something just jumped me he was on your friend here oh it's disgusting there was something feeding on him what the hell kind of zoo is this oh [ __ ] listen I told you don't worry about it okay it was it was just some animal get the canister and then we're out of here where is it I can't find it where's the canister the shaving cream where is it why you coming at me bro what I don't know [ __ ] how should I know if it's not in the car it could be anywhere within 300 M crap oh dodson's going to kill me is Dodson going to kill me don't worry about him worry about that thing I'm worried about it okay what am I supposed to do you know we can't go back empty-handed at least it Ain an alien where now them [ __ ] Prince your man took a walk we follow his Trail like tracking game that's how we find the canister right okay okay that makes sense but hold on what if one of those uh okay you look down there and I'll I'll check the car again just uh just just in case all right so you're making me go down here cuz you're scared by the way don't think I don't know what you're doing glasses over disg Graal blind in the dark damn probably 30 minutes ago couldn't be more canister here the tracks lead that way Mal that thing was stalking him tapping on the keyboard actually hurts what the hell okay let's let them know why would we go by ourselves come on now Lo in hey bro you never believe what I found it'll be easy just beat him at the dock yeah what a smart if all right so we know it's in the cave any luck no no those tracks of yours better lead somewhere but we're never getting out of here what's this oh my God a pass a badge now why do I got to tap just to look up come on now no human tracks here well I need need to get if I'm going to go that way I'm going need actually I'm going need some light bro hold on oh my God I accident accidentally exited um I was trying to go back um this is it the Signal's topped out great okay let me look okay hold on he circled the tree with a winch line something got interested something hungry uh-huh yeah anybody anybody got a tissue freaking bugs what what's the problem nothing did you find it canister is not here oh crap we did it oh I'm so screwed no I know never to press ESC tra's back at the car you must have missed something in there not a chance I turned that thing inside out going to smell like a dead fat dude for a week fine I'll take a look knock yourself out I could use some fresh air that boy dead dead bro so you was looking in this car this whole time and didn't think to check his pockets take that rly no canister nothing you likeed your sweets hey gordito gordito you like your sweets he gordito huh you like your sweets hey gordito huh what's gordito you had a canister just about this size didn't you you didn't lose it down below you had it with you came back to the in he hit his head and he fell if he dropped the can [Music] Cito she think she is a detective hey y'all [ __ ] think she do who man B thing she uh uh Sherlock oh wait hold on oh baby I knew I'd find you you're pretty excited about a can of soap yeah it's a can of soap just like you're a repair man we got it 10 years of research hey y'all Miss she insect the gadget man Millions invested it's the next wonder of the world you want to screw in Jen this is it the crown jewels I'm just start saying of this Miss she's St little they're dinosaur embryos honey don't tell me you thought we were after shaving cream dinosaurs I don't understand you don't need to understand that'll keep him fresh what what's your problem about their embryos what what don't move don't move move always remain calm in the situation like this oh crap don't be calm stay calm and close your eyes oh my God what no I mean good [ __ ] it's gone but now you you've alerted all the dinosaurs to our location you see that that's how you do it but don't shoot the dinosaurs yeah that's what you get you little punk all right this the guy that's been bullied all his life okay all right all right you know the plan my my boys are sending a boat we bring them the canister we get paid we go home we cannot walk to the meeting place not with these monstros around here right we'll take the car bring down the car I I'll stay here and uh I'll cover you this nigga's a liar oh he's going to leave who's afraid now huh he's going to leave bro I mean if he couldn't get the car what makes you think you can man to be fair he was panicking and just slamming the gas oh [ __ ] he chadwi move no no this this is the perfect spot got the angles covered fire are you are you actually stupid he's fine he he got out the way at the last minute oh my God he's an idiot hey you okay you idiot you nearly killed me you should have paid attention ew my eyes did you see that are gone the lights are out I can't see freaking thing stuck see anything I need light I can't see bro shut up shut the hell up did you hear that Miles that oh God okay no no all right God what okay there we go I don't want to be here I be quiet favor and just keep your mouth doesn't matter if it can't hear us it can spell us good on the boat they calm down dude think of something relaxing you never go into the field kid me should have S Lang he's talking more than once dude I have a plan not me plan not fair what plan I should be back in my office how are you still talking I'm going to die my juice give me the gun give me the gun give me you a gun my gun that's that's F that right give you my gun the thing is out there where is it oh my God are you actually the car do is start the car and drive out of here start the car I'm sorry for everything I've ever did hey man FU oh crap I definitely heard that did you hear that was that closer he's tweaking closer oh God oh God oh God oh God ke I don't need TR it again need I'll be good I'll I'll fix it godamn it move fix the car in the dark shut up [ __ ] that's right oh please that's a battery is so dark out here com I can't see where's the battery thing oh God no all right oh God okay God I don't want to be here I don't want to get eaten the that's it I never should have gotten off the boat want to be got on the boat was good on the boat they had here we go they had lights on the boat useless bro never go into the field dude is absolutely useless orake or your lips aren't even moving not it's not fair it's not fair I should be back in my office I should be in my office with my juice juer in my stereo with your juicer I just wait what you heard that right that thing is out there where is it I can't see oh I can't see anything oh I'm sorry everything he's not even running he's gliding oh crap did was that closer there so many of them what do you got God oh God don't let me die here I don't need the money I don't need the money I don't need anything I'll be good I'll be good don't let me die okay yeah yeah I'm on him dude shut up here you go guys it's dinner time is it so dark out here I can't see anything he pushed me oh God okay no no all right oh God okay yeah kill him bro he's twak I don't want to be here I don't want to get eaten oh my God am I never should have gotten off the boat what's happening want to be back on the boat good the boat they hold on I pause it okay hold on they had lights on the boat never go into the field should have sent Lang I have to back out he should be here not me what a what a weirdo bro we got a save though we got a recent save though here you go guys it's dinner time oh [ __ ] that's what I like to see yes go for the car nice uh-oh shut up daffodil oh my God my eyes oh my God I'm blind no no it's counting deaths why [Music] [ __ ] oh no oh my God what [ __ ] just go what we looking out the window for go drive I'm going to do this Oh no you're kidding me a [ __ ] come on my hand my hand my hand nice good [ __ ] out a girl bro [Music] oh [Music] [ __ ] look at you chat PL on my downfall we up oh my gosh he deserved Bro [ __ ] him can we make sure what's this laid out bro bendo G oh pisson a drive by biting ah so you're not going to grab the [Applause] gun and we are officially late I was ready when you said I just couldn't find my oh my God it's fine sweetheart but they won't leave without us us you're coming to Dallas oh just to the mainland I I have to be back after the storm I'll drive you to the airport cool oh [ __ ] U my no I got a little uh stubb not that's weird fence lights are out is that a bad thing I'm sure it's fine somebody just needs to replace him [Music] so am I playing as a little girl or or the dad I didn't know the character role I need to play oh the dad the DJs aren't so great out here are they M so you [ __ ] with that new Ken [Music] Carson what about that uh what are you kid listening to now are they that laser them guy all right we can drive in silence so what's wrong talk to me man come on so everything okay at home did you not get that day for prom I don't know boring I got a big Spanish test coming up I can't help you there interesting there's a Spanish lady running around on This [Music] Island come on let's talk let's talk come on let's talk about it daughter you know who you look like you look like Taylor oh this shit's still [ __ ] up look Jess I've been working so hard we just we haven't had much time to talk uh-oh Jess your mom told me about the the shoplifting I was just rolling around I didn't take anything good what did she say oh she's a spoiled little [ __ ] uh look I know it's hard okay I know it's hard being from the Streets of Atlanta where we were born and raised all right but you got to stop all this crime and Thug Life [ __ ] and really put your head in a book you know what I'm saying twin I know I know it's not easy your mom likes things under control she gets dramatic but in this case she's a pretty good reason I know I know I'm a screw up sweetheart no no it's it's not that at all I just I want you to promise me D what oh my God it's a Mexican damn it oh my God is she dead no no she's alive she's breathing CH I'm role playing by the way um or am I where's the closest fence around here we need to throw her back ma'am are you hurt I hate stupid questions like that in movies bro look at her arm what do you mean are you hurt here we go right here can you hear me hello can you hear me this is strange it's like some kind of she needs medical attention we've got to get her to The Visitor Center who is she do you that's how the game started I don't recognize her but it doesn't matter were you serious when you said you can drive a stick oh yeah I I can do it mom doesn't know but that's all right just get yourself up front try not to scare me okay so how do you know how to drive that is there a boyfriend I don't know about is that a raptor they bred Raptors on this island come on sweetheart we got to get her out of here they bred Raptors on this island Daddy's just found you a new stepmommy that's a goddamn duck bro what the hell was that we didn't hit did we no we didn't do this this is something else I'm going to check our vitals just take it easy and follow the signs all right okay no problem all right yeah I'm going to check her I'm going to check her vitals hey just keep your eyes up no I'm joking that come on now come on now all right come on come on let's cut it out let's cut it out I ain't going to lie she she smell good what is this what looks like she's been fit B you mean like by a dinosaur I don't know uh bruising is showing evidence of toxins but this bro you can't compliment somebody's smell like what how's that weird I don't think I want to be out here anymore yeah we need to get her to the visitor center so what's the scent why would I check her neck she's Brady cartic heart rate's only 33 she's burning up ma'am you're hot what's wrong with her eyes oh my God she's weaking out she's a [ __ ] methhead bro it's it's like a reaction to a parasitic infection to God I don't know maybe maybe toxoplasmosis doesn't explain the other symptoms come on come on Stay With Me Now Jesse I've never seen a crackhead with teeth so white driving smoothly daughter I'm perplexed hold on try to keep the car steady I'm opening the first EG kit all right first I'll grab this green spray okay this might sting a bit all right say banana oh my God she doesn't speak a li English I'm going to spray your armor on the infecto Gia come on please I need to clean this up me gusta helping I'm a doctor Hey listen to me you need to let me help you English I'm a doctor I'm going to make it better Med medical medical medic your wound now okay you got to let me help you okay me gusta going hold on I'm in a dire situation how do you say I'm going to spray your arm with with healing ointment in Spanish binaa binaa thank you thank you well that should keep the infection at Bay I don't know what you were doing out there but Dad it's okay she's going into shock but I can handle it I can stop oh man Manina God damn it oh no I got it gotcha Medina Medina Medina Medina oh [ __ ] wow that needle's huge keep your eyes on the rock the [ __ ] M Cena oh [ __ ] uh yep can you slow down the car a little bit God damn it oh man okay it's okay it's all right it's all right hold on round two round round round two round two hold on no no no I can't tell her to slow down listen I got to give her an injection it's important that I access the vein I I don't need just slow down so I don't miss what's wrong nothing's wrong you just kind of Hit the fade yeah you're hitting every goddamn bump on the road daughter all right like I know you're young got it don't sh your head at me little [ __ ] no should keep her stable okay I'm going to get her bandaged up you okay to keep driving yeah I'm good tell them I'm ready for my learner's permit okay I don't think mom needs to know about it how is she doing well she's okay for now that's a joke they put in the trailers just doesn't make sense that's a corny joke they put in the trailers some of the dinosaurs are eating poisonous plants Jess why are we stopping oh my God try ser it's okay they're friendly you want to lay on its belly and hear its breath as it pushes you up and down she's beautiful she right yes they're all girls well we're lucky this young one's by herself wouldn't want to meet the alpha out here lady Margaret she's uh pretty protective we've discovered that family groups emerge even without the usual genetic relationships young Triceratops join the family the moment they you're ruining it right sorry this little one's name is bikita what is she doing way out here it's crazy cuz you going to miss all this if when I die bro like if I die you going to be like I wish my dad was still here to tell me stupid [ __ ] about dinosaur us so you better take it all in get this Critter back in her enclosure Chad that's why you got to appreciate your parents just be a sec wait here especially if they do [ __ ] that oh that is so kind of embarrassing cool if they passionate about something and they they feel comfortable enough to share with you appreciate it [ __ ] stop being ungrateful I slap you really love this stuff don't you cuz you never know how much time you got [Music] left come on girl I go come on this is a road not a restaurant what's wrong with the gate uh there's blood on in the open position should be a manual release in the shed I'm not going to shoot it didn't I say to wait in the car it's no big deal see we're all right we're fine all right want to turn around and tail with you didn't what I don't want to hear nothing she's pretty cute huh she's warm I didn't think that she'd be so warm she's okay she's all right she's just getting to know you right [Music] pakita okay look I need to get this girl out of the way now that you've met her up close would you please go back to the car are you kidding me new faces make her nervous she'll be a lot easier to manage if you're in the car oh all right yeah cry about it in the car you don't listen it's a goddamn dinosaur bro I need to get you out of the way and I need to unlock the gate from the maintenance shed all right what do we got there's plenty to eat in your Paddock girl come on that's where you belong yeah get your ass back in there bro if I have to put you [Music] down hey honey how's our patient doing I don't know okay I guesso how's her breathing okay I guess she's kind of [Music] snoring all right snoring in Spanish is kind of crazy to say more broken lights but I guess you did say something there's no power going to the fence that can't be good that boy got out the paddock stay your ass in the car I'mma check the I'mma check this over here what's in there shut up apart from the release lever for the gate just maintenance stuff uh spools of cable for fence repairs work boots snow shovels snow shovels what for well it's not for shoveling snow oh ew yes the shovel [ __ ] dad I I got it already oh sorry should be a manual for this in the car all right let's go to the car oh yeah Jesse look at the glove box for me there should be a manual in there with access codes to the shed tell me what it is just a sec oh oh my God I'm really driving behind a car the only time I drove behind a car is when when Jamal let me get behind his car after I got well never mind find those codes I'm damn I'm looking that book thingy yeah look for the access codes for the Triceratops maintenance shed okay like I literally just went to the glove box 156 337 337 okay thanks sweetheart what a doll what a doll oh thank God I I cuz I was literally was not listening all I heard was 133 567 or something all right here we go hopefully there's nothing yo is there a gun in there or something never mind hey Jess you remember that movie uh what What's it called one with the giant spiders movies cuz if it is I don't know it you know the one where the family hides in the old tool shed come on come on we watched it on Halloween when you were little I bet I was in a candy coma what y'all saying everything that don't even got spiders in it bro that ought to do it now to get Bakita away from her snack all right Bakita Bakita I'll take this God damn you what's it going to take to get you away from that oh I didn't know there was another thing of Lights bro all right you got her away from the branch all right now we can grab it got it now toss it in there close the door [Music] [Music] nice there you go back where you belong now I can close that gate dad did you not notice the big try say that's in front of the shut damn this heavy ass gay bro [Music] uhuh no you don't get back in there Jess I'm on it I was about to say you got to be kidding me there we go oh no the okay stop beeping stop beeping J shut off the horn oh my [Music] God shut up shut up shut [Music] up ah what I didn't even know what I was doing ah damn oh no damn it oh [Music] [Music] [ __ ] oh my gosh you okay oh my God it's it's an earthquake it's an [Music] earthquake just get back in the car oh [ __ ] oh no oh God oh God oh God [Music] oh oh [ __ ] oh damn it come on come on little girl come on little girl be safe inside the maintenance shed okay wa Jess see Dam it wait oh [ __ ] ow oh God nice D I made it good stay right there got to get up come on dad hurry oh my God that was so badass are you okay yeah I'm okay how about you yeah yeah I'm good I'm okay oh my gosh bro well two arms two legs why is she looking at her thing we did it guys oh my gosh we did it bro well that should get her through the night oh my God what's left of it hold on bro [Music] Dino's gone I don't hear those dinosaurs anymore I bet they're far away [Music] [Music] yeah that reminds me of your old honey bear NightLight remember that you wouldn't go to sleep without it yeah dinosaurs can't get through that door right did y'all have a nightlight bro you know what I had I had like glowing stars in the sky that's what I had like I never had a nightlight I just had like glowing stars that would like stick on the walls was like they were like greenish um no it's solid not a chance that's solid steel damn y'all had that [ __ ] what yes sweetheart that's crazy remember how I said I wanted to see the dinosaurs fight each other yeah that was so awesome that's a nice story Grandpa are you talking about me y'all everybody just said they had bro lock into the story no I'mma ask y'all this do y'all remember the thing that when you put the little it was like little I don't know little lights or something but it didn't light up until you put it in into this thing and it lit up like certain colors I forgot what those shits are called bro oh yeah we got aing sniper baby I'mma look it up and see if I can find it I don't know how to like title it though like or look it up light bright yo light brights were Elite oh we got that mothering sniper baby and I've got two girls I got to protect it's a man's Duty [Music] it's a man's [Music] Duty yeah maybe look through the uh make sure we're loaded and everything nice you don't ever just open the door oh my God you stupid bird Jeep all done bro so who do you think won the T-Rex come on now I'm not sure lady Margaret made it all right wow this isn't supposed to happen one loose trike okay but a Tyrannosaur that's beyond unacceptable I got to talk to moldun in security team uh-oh are you going to bring the hammer down look whoever let this happen has to be held accountable yeah I'm going to bring the hammer down cool W boss so how are we going to get to The Visitor Center uh that's a good that's a good question that's an excellent question no car and no radio doesn't leave us a lot of options well at least the main power's back on that should be good for something [Music] and we have video how did you do that it's an easy hack the systems held together with spit and bailing wire like everything else in this damn park looks like we're not the only ones who missed the boat they won't last long in the open let's get them out of there how do we get to them we're miles away and the access road is washed out we may be stuck here in the Boondocks but those two are standing right on the main tour Loop watch this intercom oh what the heck uh where are we at by the uh what the ew it's just like the movie wonder if any of this is still working we got to go to the uh what you oh well in case we need a confirmation that our phones are out here it is we got to find the uh what you call it ah here we go I just hope the system's online oh great come on ah you didn't say the magic word NRE you want a magic word got some just for you [Music] sturdy of course all right we've got access let's see what we can do with it uh uh uh uh uh uh okay little lambs just wait right there and I'll send a car to that you nice W [Music] worker welcome aboard hello somebody knows we're here she probably moved that out the way you told me never everever hit Ty except when you're on an island full of dinosaurs come on honey let's get our patient where is this thing going to take us these tour cars only go a few places if you can hear us we need to go to the visitor center looks like one of them's hurt I'm surprised it's only one Let's Get Him to the center here we go ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah this cargo any faster it's going to take forever you've been in an accident you're safe now you're going to be fine we're taking you [Music] to calm down what's happening she's Delirious she could be hallucinating [Music] she says I'm I'm her [Music] angel Jess just keep talking to her tell her she needs to relax she's got to rest my spirit isn't that good you can do it honey just just tell her she needs to rest uh bro yo her P are going crazy uh [Music] L El neita uhaa Ela huh sh he need subtraction I thinka doesn't mean what I thought he I got it on sh okay all right hold on yogurt Divo the library so I know it sounds weird I didn't say that I got it I got it a [ __ ] okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry um oops okay L he eats rest you need rest okay on she needs rest I'm trying okay so uh you okay I messed up somewhere no no no what I'm trying to say is what I'm actually trying to say is [Music] what huh wait um aad come [Music] me come no no no nitao l no no no no no no no no [Music] noo I thought you got all A's in Spanish [ __ ] I'm trying here okay kind of Forge that sorry what she's a thief and a cheat bro rest like rest it like makes me think it was rest look I think this is our stop [Music] uhoh vivaa this concludes our tour don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way home that is messed up let's go to visit the gift shop wait I know that little circle link the whole oh oh my God the credits are already rolling for them wait the credits are already rolling for them oh my God what happened where is everybody [ __ ] we late bro no clue I I have no idea but I'm I'm sure it's nothing to worry about wherever they are they'll be back soon no they not no they not bro you're not going to see them till [ __ ] when do they go back they don't even go back to the island oh my God they don't go back till Jurassic Jurassic world stay by our patient I'm going to look around a little okay okay but why are you talking like that someone's trying to contact us right it's coming from the PA system they must be broadcasting on the emergency Channel hang on I'm going to track this down bro this is so fire though nothing [Music] here that's sickle claw the second digit Velociraptor what the hell happened here when dinosaurs ruled the Earth the Epic conclusion of the movie it better a radio in Jurassic Park is picking up the signal wait hold on you okay you okay da how you doing Jess hanging in there I need a smoke what I'll take that as I'm fine dad yo she got serious issues bro rapt I don't know how they got in here or what killed them I really don't feel like finding out oh my God wait yeah they're oh my God they got eight they look so harmless in the picture I'll be right [Applause] bro y'all are so dumb bro okay let's Lo in what happened hold on oh my am I okay I'm recording BR I'm keeping that [ __ ] in the video bro have the visitor center come in there's a r in there you got it what let's get this channel right move the mouse to find the right spot [Music] okay got it hello hello this is Jerry Harding I'm the chief veterinarian I know who you are this is Laura sorin I hope you enjoyed the ride Dr sorin you're still on the island we're stack in the field lab the roads washed out and our phone lines are down what's your story [Music] uh we're stuck on the the T-Rex escaped we saw a T-Rex on the tour Road my daughter and I are lucky to be alive and a Mexican you know what's going on security went down last night naturally the Park's going to hell looks like Hammond already evacuated I don't think he meant to leave us no of course not I'll try to call the mainland from here they'll send a helicopter but first doctor I've got a very very sick woman on my hands she seems to have been bitten I I don't recognize the bite whatever it is it's incredibly toxic toxic is it a ragged wound heterodon bite pattern about 20 cm across the jaw that sounds about right what about her eyes discolored scera Ops clonus yeah all that [ __ ] exactly that's exactly what I'm seeing you don't have much time she's going to go into a series of convulsions and she won't come back do you have any carfentanyl carfentanyl what aun um no like n no I don't but what good would that they don't have time to explain a quarter mil should do it a qu m b on my doctor not a [ __ ] millionaire Dr Harding you've got to trust me on this you need a powerful tranquilizer to counter the toxins you need it quick if you want all right okay uh maybe in the lab oh measurements no wait the Tran D for the rifle that's an a torine blend that could work get that into her as quick as you can in the meantime stay with her when the shaking starts you need to hold her steady isn't that dangerous normally if someone's having a seizure please just follow my instructions her life depends on it call me on this channel after you've given her the tranquilizer well this wasn't in the movie I need to move that woman so I can work on her and I'm going to tranquilizer darts yeah I heard they're in the car I'll get them not by yourself me if you hear anything see anything don't take any risks you just come straight back here don't worry I'm on it you're going to let your daughter that's irresponsible parenting look at her terrified bro I don't care if it's the Sun out and everything there's dinosaurs roaming around all right simple walk down the steps simple walk down the steps nice staring our p's and q's didn't he say to walk back [Music] sis froze up oh my God yes take the gun take the gun [Music] oh my God we can't take the gun Dad where are you Jess get out now what n Go oh oh my god get your little ass up Jess don't move it's too late so you know already ran bro see you when you're moving oh my God oh my God you okay sweetheart I'm okay just stay out of sight yo hold her hold her oh [Music] no who's getting worse those train dos it's okay I can fix her I can fix her dad I can get the darts no Jess just get out of here I'm not leaving you w daughter you're not going to last much longer are you hey buddy I'm going to go over here and then [Music] go what the [ __ ] how are you walking up the m oh no all right come on come on come on nice [Music] nice nice I got it give me the dark just hold her still calm down okay lady hold on hold on hold on lady got her huh d [Music] through the window did he just pass [Music] out Jess stay down Jessie oh my God come on with this hold on tight I'm going [Music] to owie I'm right here I'm stuck it's okay I'll catch you it's not that far I will catch you it's okay okay okay come on drop drop I got you let go let go sweetheart all right listen to me honey I'm going to count to three and you're going to let go and I'm going to be right here I'm going to catch you okay okay okay okay good one help D oh my God [Music] help oh God help help yeah [Music] are you serious hey oh my God W [Music] Mexican oh oh my God it bit her it bit her hand it bit her hand it bit her hand oh my God it bit her hand oh nice he nice with it he nice with it he nice with it shoes shoes [Music] come on speedart I got you let's go that's it you sick yo that [ __ ] scared the hell out of me bro oh my God I'm missing all over where is the oh my God are you kidding me right now God damn it it's so got it Dr Shan I'm here what's happening it doesn't know how to get on the other R of the car yo start the car I need you to get the tour car moving I don't understand trust me the car the car all right hang on there we go don't ever ask me questions again it's gone good Dad yeah like a echo what I've seen enough dinosaurs oh she about to pass out in that case let's go home then uh come on we need to make a phone [Applause] call how long has it been oh we found you last night we almost like ran into you Mita so who is marikita marikita it's it's nobody a word oh my Spanish is so lame I was trying to talk to you in the car and it's like I thought you were going to kill me because my grammar sucks my fault so um what did we talk about help's on the way the control room is a mess but the phones are working hey you look a whole lot better help is on the way yeah Jen is sending a rescue team a helicopter will be here soon to take us to the mainland we'll get you looked at by a people Doctor instead of a vet how you feel about jail huh engine yeah think I had a pack oh it's right here what bit you huh that bite on your arm what happened something in the jungle take it slow start from the beginning I do repairs they call me in because I'm the best yeah you almost turned into a zombie interesting you know what I don't have time for this whoa whoa take it easy take it easy don't push yourself there won't be any rescue not for you you wouldn't dare [Music] set no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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