Teen Christmas Play 2016

I'm sorry the family's already given to all the charities this year I told you we're not giving just try the shelter downtown I taste use me sir I don't mean to be rude but you mind if we come in it's awfully cold out here on this beautiful porch cousin Malcolm what's taking so long we're freezing oh this is my cousin Brenda Mae my hair's getting frost met out here there is nothing can we go in now well I depends on whether or not this con city folks gonna let us in this beautiful home you've got a better chance of winning the lottery says that a yes or no that's enough will turn into icicles if we stay out here that long I'll just be on your way we've got too much who is that the door Geoffrey just some freak they hand out I thought it might have been our cousins from the country they're due any time now I'm really excited to meet them sir and know they're wealthy and also I'm a little nervous but still very excited well there's something I'd like you to know about our cousins although they became quite wealthy from all those oil fields the diamond mines the coal mines and the gold mines they inherited from uncle Zeke they're still very simple people that's great though just be so wealthy and so humble well and this is their first trip out of their little hillbilly world and I like to make it as enjoyable for them as possible yes sir I'll do everything I can feel right where are they they should have been here by now oh I hope they haven't got lost in the city very Chris you to be on your way Geoffrey no sir I'll get rid of these freeloaders right away your fancy porch is nice cousin Oswald but was kind of hoping to either as your place before heading back home to the country cousin Oswald it's me Linda may come in cousin to get out of cold Brenda Meg Linda made Donna Jeff faster now Caen this is my home what this is our Butler Jeffrey Jeffrey this is our cousins from cricket County it's sure nice to meet you all well you're really glad to see me again cousin Oswald aren't you glad to see me more no I'm glad to see you both equally see gee of all this is sure fancy living this is my humble home not even a crack on the wall it really sure is good to see you again cousin all huh I'm afraid I owe all of you a humble expression of regret for my previous Eleuthera so I was wondering if there is any way you all can excuse such incompetent behavior I was some fancy talking yeah I don't understand a word he just said I was just apologizing that's all may I have your coats bless your heart don't have a coat of his own what a pity sure you can have our coats and wear them in good health he doesn't want to keep them he's just going to hang them up oh what a neighborly thing to do see cousins I told you the people in the city be friendly if you'll just excuse me I'm gonna take these upstairs this Christmas tree cousin Elkin it's bigger than look out Mouse back home looks like a big shiny bush look how it glitters and sparkles just like your eyes cousin Oswald couch will we be bedding down in here cousin Oswald yeah coz I've never slept on a big shiny floor you don't have to sleep on the floor you all have your room up stairs yeah cuz we're getting tired of waiting there's a whole slew of fellas back home waiting to ask us for our hand I told Glenda maid not to be surprised if I get an engagement ring from you this Christmas yeah now girls you're putting cousin Oswald on the spot Thank You Alvin he'll make his decision in his own time you got three whole days to decide which one you want to hitch up with does that mean you're gonna bear a brother at all they're all wrong brother uh-huh I'm afraid I couldn't yours we know we know you can't make your decision right now I guess we'll just have to be patient Glinda maid don't try to trick him I won't the rooms are ready sir if you'll just follow me this way I'll take your bags upstairs all right but it ain't gonna be easy look cousin also I will walk in this leg we sure are excited to spend Christmas with you cousin Oswald think I'll go get settled in with the rest of them oh brother where art thou why are they here yet they're here all right well what's the storm picked up a few extra things where are they they're getting settled in the twins are back to the flirting game well you brought on yourself how do you mean well we visit them last year in the hills of America Christmas time and they thought about marriage talk you didn't put a stop to it well that's easy for you to say that didn't fall for you I never did understand that I am the bear looking out of the both of us if you're so good-looking why do they want to marry me even if they had a thing for me I put him in their place oh you would would you oh absolutely all right no Safi like you I'll say tell me who all with women I guess that's why you haven't had a girlfriend in over a year well I've been busy so you wouldn't let the twins get anywhere with you huh the who very interesting well I'll put these groceries up next time you see them country bumpkin girls make sure you put them in their place rather put you in your place dear brother well I still think you're better off no doubt that boy is not worth the salt in your tears well I know I should feel that way but I did love him you mean you love his money how can you be that insensitive Mimi after all I just lost the love of my life besides he wasn't the most handsome guy in the world do looks really matter Mimi when love is involved that boy was ugly dumb and clumsy why else would you love him if it wasn't for his money you girls must think I'm pretty shallow after all he was sweet sensitive kind so you're saying if he was as broke as a hobo you would still love him broke as a hobo that's pretty broke isn't it well would you of course I would write and I'm the queen of England I just been dumped by their riches I mean the nicest guy in town and all you girls can do is attack my motives some best friends you are I'll tell you what Marcia dear will treat you to a nice facial and a sauna over at the spa hue girls would do that for me of course we'll have Jeffrey make the appointment Jeffrey man your family does go all out for Christmas that's the biggest tree yet Connie spires thought she was so smart last year with her 13 foot pine wait till she gets a load of our 20-footer and who would have thought to put a cross in the front yard it adds a little religious flavor doesn't it absolutely we're gonna win that Christmas display contest this year display contest you know where you draw attention to your lavish home with all the lights connie spires our next-door neighbor she's won it for the past three years our turn to obtain the honor is way overdue the winner gets their picture in the society section of the paper we started by having daddy hire workers to knock out that wall over there and put an all-glass so you can see our tree from the street next we'll use Christmas lights and arrange them in the shape of a Christmas elf our theme this year is from baby Jesus just Santa Claus that way we cover all the bases and we're sure to win this year's contest and beat Connie spires and get our picture in the society section of the paper speaking of society you have been saying good things about us haven't you every social function in every official meeting I don't know that my influence has any pool though you're in the society isn't that pool enough well miss Tish water is the one to impress tonight could be the magic night tonight yeah at the dinner party dinner party for Miss Tish water the dinner party for Miss Tish witters next weekend Marcy Amy don't tell me you've forgotten the dinner party with Miss Tish water please tell me you're kidding I'm kidding good but I'm not remember I thought it would be a good weekend to have it so Miss Tish water can meet your wealthy relatives our wealthy relatives this weekend you're gonna have to reschedule her visit that's impossible she's booked through April I mean what's the big deal the house is clean and Geoffrey can just whip up a simple dinner to finally be accepted into the society and we're going to blow it maybe we can put our cousins off a weekend but they were supposed to arrive today it's probably too late I don't understand I thought you would want her to meet your wealthy relatives to increase your chances into the society that's just it if she meets me me Shh I don't I don't understand you called man oh do you care to make an appointment from our SIA for complete makeover right away ma'am and your guests have arrived our guests have arrived yes ma'am we're seeing don't you think it's time to go you have to be exhausted after being dumped and everything you didn't tell me you had company look at my makeup it's nobody really hey Marci yeah that's what why didn't you tell us the hillbillies were here I didn't know you were home we can't let Marcia see that our family tree consists of a bunch of uncivilized hillbillies you need to go back upstairs and keep them from coming in just ask for you to leave if you're ashamed of your family wait will no go and put them off now then you girls tell me that your dear family members owned all those oil fields and diamond mines that's right well I certainly can't wait to meet them how's my makeup beautiful and you will but not right now and why is that um they're taking a nap after their long trip oh well I really want to meet them so when will I get to tonight of course Oh Marcia what you need to come look at our tree is there too many bulbs over here I hear I don't think I saw okay keep looking I don't hate that you have to leave but we know you have a lot of getting ready to do well we need to get our house ready for the dinner party so we'll see you tonight what time will she be here 8:00 sharp gracious there's so much to do my nails in my hair you know there for a moment I forgot all about being dumped who knows I might find the love of my life tonight oh don't count on it what what she means is we'll count on seeing you tonight I can't wait to see you guys whoo we have to put our plan to work what plan how should I know but we got to do some quick thinking what was this I hear about a dinner party you will help us won't you Jeffrey turn night I mean we'll need snacks sandwiches and punch yeah you take care of the menu we got the hardest task to make our hillbilly cousins look presentable for Miss dishwater let's go raid the refrigerator who do our best Thank You mayor Thank You Jeffrey yes ma'am how did you like your bedroom suite he wasn't talking to you and I wanna be talking to me about girls girls girls you stay there girls this isn't an easy decision for me to make I mean you're both young I am beautiful and rich and how's the guy to make up his mind I can cook I get so I can Hoegaarden I can milk the cow you see if I was single this choice to be almost impossible to make but the fact is I belong to all girls to settle down with just one of me disappointing all the rest you poor thing that must be an awful feeling oh it's horrible I'm a prisoner of my own popularity girls won't leave me alone oh yes my beauty is a curse my heart is breaking all this time I thought we were meant to be together girls I feel really bad about this if only you could find someone who isn't cursed Azad your hearts with men once again someone I don't know my brother Pete for example husband paint cousin Pete at curse so and he's really lonely lonely oh poor cousin Pete yeah he really adores the kind of girls who can cook so ho a garden even milk a cow he does yes he just can't seem to find someone who can do all those things he'll probably be lonely the rest of his life what [Music] and what is Christmas without dear family members to share it with and you are our family and that's exactly why we want to have a Christmas party in your favor a Christmas party for us does that anything like a barn dance well sure except without the barn we're gonna have us a Christmas hoedown I'll save all my square dances for you cousin Pete what we don't want you to be lonely no more why I can't believe it I just can't believe it Mimi what's wrong connie spire just added eight live reindeer to her display that conniving little sneak has apparently gotten wind of what we're trying to do she won't stop til she gets up cries well neither will we it's a fight to the finish how do you outdo eight tiny reindeer that's a tough one best sir why do you keep looking out the window no reason faster get on over here and sit down best are you looking for something yes order come over can you tell cousin Oswald well you have one upstairs in your bedroom what what Guster's looking for the outhouse da da Joe professor you're not in cricket count anymore we have eight restrooms indoors yeah I wasn't looking for nothing petunia have you explained how the rehearsal will go rehearsal okay country cousins give me your attention things are different here in the city than they are in the country you mean like having outhouses and doors I guess they call theirs in houses we're talking more about social situations right in the country you say y'all in the city you say everyone in the country say fetch me some of that there water in the city you say how much for the pearls in the window Wow we feel it's our responsibility to show you all a few social graces right things like how to greet a stranger how to drink your afternoon tooth your pinkie held out and how to enter a room properly tech Buster's insurance just now fester that was repulsive why thank you that's how faster always enters our room it must not continue fester watch how I enter the room you enter with ease stand for a moment see someone across the room and throw your hand up in a way then you smile and say hello now you try Patti okay not to my hair and walk for us just like I did okay throw your shoulders back head up there we go how does that feel I feel like an oak tree okay put your head down while keep walking there we go you see someone across the room make conversation with them and smile did you say that fancy looking out house outside Glinda may your next look how you're sitting you need to sit up straight cross your legs no like that like this like a lady Oh petunia different ways to do this good you have to concentrate Mimi just calm down let me try the way we speak is very important Elkin Huzur grammar well she's doing all right she broke her hip but she's getting around not your grandma your grandma like your speech you repeat after me it doesn't look like it's going to rain it don't look like I don't know don't say don't say doesn't it doesn't look like it's going to rain it doesn't look like it's gonna rain I'm not gonna go into it doesn't look like it's going to rain Brenda may your next say pass the salt and pepper please pass that not that there pass the salt and pepper pass the salt and pepper please now by tonight we are in big trouble everyone repeat after me I'll have to think about that if someone asks you a question or says something that you don't understand just say I'll have to think about that not how to keep them out of trouble this is fun just whistling Dixie ain't sorry isn't just whistling Dixie petunia we need to focus on their appearance good idea Glenda may you have mascara when I was little but mama took me to the doctor she nearly died mm-hmm yeah they'll need make-up yeah what about closed we can scrounge something from our closets well whatever we do we'd better do it quickly Geoffrey do you care to take them to the rooms please yes ma'am just follow me this way it's not going to work yeah we've gone too far now turn back her future at the society depends on it we must keep positive pots I forgot my axe what was you saying about positive thoughts petunia never mind [Music] Jeffrey is the food ready yes ma'am everything should be safe but how do I look beautiful ma'am I do don't I petunia oh I cannot believe it What's Wrong Connie spires just added Phoebe as an elf you can still win the contest not what I'm going to begin speed me as an elf I got bigger problems to worry about me me are we ready everything sit down here did you help the girls with their makeup I thought you did no I gave them my makeup I thought you were is she here yet No are the boys ready I think so Pete's helping them with their ties we'll calm down if they'll come in the clan since you're uptight they'll get all flustered at least we have this beautiful tree to look at sit down calm down breathe would you breathe in breathe out there you go there she is out okay now look natural good evening won't you come in Thank You Osborne everyone I'd like for you to meet miss dishwater miss Tish water this is Oswald Mimi and petunia it's nice to meet you of course Jeffrey it's a pleasure to have you in our home miss Tish water oh it would be yes Jeffrey if you could please take their coats now handle mine with care dear that furs the real thing yes sir oh my he does have a swing in his step doesn't he would you care for a cookie oh they look store-bought no thank you mr. Tisch water did you notice they're lovely tree well I do see you prefer a smaller tree how quaint smaller yes dear if you want to see a real Christmas tree you'll come over to my home won't you ladies have a seat so I understand we're meeting some of your family this evening about that oh yes mister they own all the oil fields and diamond mines oh how delightful I would love to meet such fine people but they're upstairs right now you know how the wealthy like to make an entrance I do enjoy the company of opulent persons so I understand you're looking to join our society we would be honored in this dishwater it would make this Christmas the merriest ever now you do need to remember that there's one requirement you have to have your names listed in the society pages of the paper and I can't say that I've seen yours oh you will soon though we plan to win the Christmas yard display contest this year Oh was that your live reindeer outside that was quite lovely no that was next door but our plan is even better really do tell me what it is well hello everyone Hey I'd like for you to meet miss Tish water mist ishvara this is Pete Tippin himer miss Tish Flores what pleasure I'm sure it is he our dear family members ready to come down and meet our guests well now shame on all of you for keeping me in such suspense shame shame shame cousin hey that's cousin fester that's cousin fester cousin sister come on in peasant Astor here we are right this way put your head down everybody this is fester Mimi why didn't you tell me cuz it fester so cute what cute and rich what a combination Marcia I well hello Fester I'm Marcia faster I would like you to meet miss Tish waters would you like to shake Miss Tish waters hand I'm stuck here have a seat beside me let's get acquainted oh good heavens he doesn't have on any shoes oh well that's because what hit what Pete means is that fester stepped out with mud puddle back out back and we're getting his shoes clean for him oh I see well now young man I understand that you're quite opulent huh miss Tish waters talking to you fester oh I said I understand that you're quite opulent I have to think about that Mimi why do they keep it this one is secret well we are bound to get along swimmingly since we both enjoy the finer things in life such as wealth and prestige Oh Oh fester how'd you become so jocular so at chili I have a festival faster you forgot your axe oh good he's gonna be out kid we have that axe better we'll put this thing over here is that okay oh yeah Elkin where is your shirt oh yeah I ripped it trying to put it on oh good gracious you are a slouch elaborate a shirker no ma'am I'm a janitor mr. Tippin himer I demand to know what is going on here this very minute Merry Christmas miss dishwater just water just water help you I ain't never met someone I mean I've never met someone as fancy as you before you remind me a Tavi sue back home oh it's tabby sue your fiance no ma'am she's my prized Pig Oh prettiest porker and Craig accounting well I never would you please show me to your lady's room hey you don't have to go outside they got one upstairs right this way what I say Marcia help me I need to tell you something let's go see if the twins are ready faster the hillbilly uneducated country bumpkin from the sticks a hillbilly a cow milking garden plowin outhouse using hillbilly how exciting what don't you see fester is different from all the soft city boys back home bet there's a true man and he has such a sense of humor can I get you something to eat in this dishwater I'm too distraught to eat silly girl you want to feel my muscles they're missing baseball oh well I never lies Mimi dear the girls are ready you might want to brace yourself for this come on in girls lady listen to his talk fancy Donna Jo how's your grandma she's fine dear howdy Elkin howdy Fester howdy miss dishwater I isn't sure okay that is quite enough I don't know what kind of charade you think you're pulling here but I am insulted that you think you could fool me into believing that these social rejects are real people just minimis no no I'm not finished do you really believe that you're gonna be asked to join the society as long as you're associating with these dregs if you really want to join then that your first step is to ask these imbeciles to leave the premises immediately my heart can scarcely take another moment of this charade now who do you think you want hey she's right someone's gonna have to leave maybe you can't I know what I'm doing I'm glad you've come to your senses dear elfin Fester Brenda Glinda main and Donna Jo I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to stay goodbye miss fish water I beg your pardon me I've never been asked to leave a dinner party when you will you learn how to behave in public who asked you back you'll be sorry you'll all be sorry I'll blackballed a lot of you from all social functions in town but miss dishwater what about the society don't make me laugh the only way to override my decision is to have your names listed in the society pages by Christmas Eve and that clearly is not going to happen so I'm afraid you've shot ourselves in the foot my fine ladies no one messes with Clara tush water and that's the ugliest tree that I have ever seen the only madness dishwater the square dancin ain't started yet well I never that's okay I can teach you so much for the society that's the way the game is played I'd rather set the binge why do miss dishwater leave so bad cousin Oswald because she's a lonely old lady who don't know real class when she sees it hmm maybe she's the jealous type and left because we was prettier than her that's probably it sorry about the society Mimi my lifelong dream crash before my very eyes who needs them eating yeah Geoffrey just one moment please maybe I can come out to cricket County and pay you a visit sometime Taggart that would be swell maybe you can watch me drop my character that sounds dreamy you big handsome countrymen hey everybody put these on what is that open it sort of given accosting activity costumes sure enough we dressed up in our nativity costumes every Christmas to remind us to the real reason we celebrate this season you know that's what makes this Christmas so special God went out to him trying to impress anyone the way he sent his son into this world he wasn't nope because that were the case he would have come as a great king and lived in a big castle with all kinds of servants and things but he didn't he came in a very much simple way there he was in that dirty old manger surrounded by them stinky animals the first people to see baby Jesus beside us folks as of course tempered shepherds you know that's what makes this Christmas so special you know you guys are in this big city in this big beautiful home but yet you're just simple people not trying to be something you're not you're falling the example little Christ child he laid in that feeding trough 2,000 years ago simple as us okay it's us who owe you the big THANK to you no matter how the world treats you you're so forgiving and so trusting you came here reminded us just how important Christmas is and what it's all about what do you guys like to sing a song with me yeah girls you're on the back you stay there Oh said the night went to the little lamp do you see what I see what I see way up in the sky little lamb do you see what I see as big as send a little lamb to the shepherd boy do you hear what I hear ringing through the sky shepherd boy do you hear what Rees with the voice as big as the speed with a voice as big as the sea send the shepherd boy to the mighty king do you know [Applause] in your Palace warm mighty king do you know to the people everywhere listen - okay come on everybody let's go away with all the cars as they drive by yeah come on they're simulator let's get to cuz the beat I'm married this year maybe you can play Jack stick maybe next time I guess I'll go down my sorrows on a hot bubble bath it's not the end of the world Mimi it's pretty close hey now Jeffrey's gone through a lot of trouble we might as well go eat something I'm with you on that and we're gonna talk about this side of trashing twins head towards me did they just put on towels and bathrobes well they stand in the front yard and waving at passing cars we have to stop them wait - wait wait wait wait we can't stop them you know they act out the story of Jesus birth every year means so much to them but the whole neighborhood will see them we've experienced enough humiliation for one day Mimi come on no hang on just a second Oswald right it'll hurt their feelings Mimi hurry grab your camera they're all dressed up in there stop traffic stopping they're stopping traffic oh I'm gonna pass out [Music] who on earth could be at the door at this hour 6:30 in the morning we haven't even had our breakfast gentlemen Geoffrey where's that bubble wrap hello miss Myrtle what are you doing here so early come and tell you about that Christmas display contest you had out there in that front yard last night yeah that big tall handsome fella and the rest on they sing and stopping traffic best thing I've seen all year that was her cousins oh well I wanted to come and tell you I've been going down there that Beach Fork and I mean really yes and they got them a new pastor Pastor Tom me Tom Brown yeah yeah well you see Tom yeah and Doug is that his name does yes it does all kinds of wait yeah I tell you he's must be doing that Nutrisystem I think it's Jeanie crazy and he crash I knew they had to be doing something Tommy I say Tommy needs some of that yes he's he's put on a couple since he's story oh you know what that is what is that stress eating I used to do that yeah and then what's that what's that one hollers woo what's his name Stephen harness Stephen yes CV is that his name yes he he got engaged you know did you hear about that you know you told me who told you roll em a ball the may I tell ya her and bonny they just talk and gossip all the time I tell ya hey might as well be wsac I know it's like watching it I even though before that it's their own Facebook they're doing each other's hair and this and that what's up Rick and a freakin Georgia I think it's Florida Rick and Florida yes okay see that they was they got that yellow that yellow Camaro or convertible thing that's a Corvette Corvette see I asked Rick to take me a ride in that net there Florida got mad at me I think what let me go with thing there's a stuck-up as a stubborn I tell ya and oh what's that I got them real rosy red cheeks I think he plays the drum the go-kart guru or something Trevor Thompson Trevor Thompson where you know I mean I saw him with face but you have to make an appointment to get down there I knew it I'll tell you he thinks he's up here he looks very far down I know what okay I went to try to buy a car off him he tried to burn me he's always he's always he's a hazel ival thanks know that Facebook live or whatever it is going there I got this zero whatever it is used car to your side or whatever it is and I tell you I wouldn't I wouldn't get three dollars for one of them fans I'll give you 50 cents I know it miss Myrtle hey don't you sit down Oswald you sat down about that new youth leader they got out what Jason Jason Jason Brown what the world wrong with him he's got high blood pressure yes kidney failure half of the year the [Music] woman woman I wish she wouldn't move down to Dallas Texas Oh what was she doing up here I don't know are the hillbillies up yet I don't think so they were up pretty late last night waiting with traffic so that really happened yeah oh I thought it was all just a bad dream well that's why I won't step foot out the house again Oswald it's all your fault I still think we did the right thing good morning everyone that's good about it I'll get it whoo now hope it's Myrtle hi good morning all hi Marcia its Bester FBI he promised we'd go for a walk this morning oh I think I'm gonna be sick oh by the way did you see this morning society page I never want to hear the word Society again I think you'll be interested your country cousins made the front page what we won what are you serious let me see that simple thing oh that's not the right page sports please look here yeah right here congratulations goes out the tip and heimer foul sold for winning first place and this year's Christmas your display contests first place let me see their realistic portrayal of the first Christmas brought back memories of the quieter more peaceful meaning of the Christmas season that a unique twist from the ordinary portrayal of Santa Claus and gift getting this display was one of the best and most unique we've seen in years and undistorted old-fashioned look at the tree meaning of Christmas old-fashioned they thought Elkin in the bunch with the yar display best sir I'm ready for our walk I better go get my axe case we run into a grizzly bear a grizzly bear you're priceless say something funny okay I have to think about that well Mamie looks like you girls will be getting into into the society after all I don't even care about the society we wanted Connie spires didn't point that's the Christmas spirit yeah goodness Pete well just get over for me please you know we've had a good year you know once again we were reminded what the true meaning of Christmas was it took our crazy cousins to come in town to see us just to remind us once again but you know God's been good to us you know I'm so thankful that you guys are here with me and we got our family we got our house and you know I think we should pray and thank God for that yep dear Heavenly Father Lord we thank you so much for this year we thank you for this Christmas season we pray Lord that you'll be with us throughout this new year pray Lord you'll watch over our families be with our cousins and Lord although things didn't go according to plan you're still good to us we thank you and praise you in Jesus name Amen Merry Christmas [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 44min 28sec (2668 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 01 2017