Taelynnn & Amber Episode 3: Terrgit

[Music] [Applause] is anyone gonna even bother cleaning this up it's disgusting it's like somebody puked here hey so oh you're on the phone we're gonna figure it out okay did you start judging people without me hi hi you're late i know well i was gonna try and explain to you why i was late but you were on the phone so thanks i got this outfit from okay i won't tell you your girl to get you in this week i just had my hair done you just got it done mm-hmm do you not like it yeah is it good i like it okay i feel like you say something about my hair every time we hang out you must someone should tell her that crocs are for the beach right um taylor she's a nurse oh she's a nurse yeah nurses wear crocs what was the thing with the dog walker that i heard it's like your dog walker's a crackhead you know dog walkers no i'm allergic to dogs so i don't know anything about dogs everything will be fine when she checks out over rehab they want to get another dog walker yeah okay no seriously like he might try to sell your dog for crack money or something i don't know who's gonna tell him that why it's not supposed to be worn after labor day not you honey because you're wearing white and that's my uncle by the way it's your uncle hi hey i'm pretty sure you molested my younger brother he's nice no that's not nice that's sick is there anything that i can help you oh no we don't need any help thank you so much thank you for receiving questions about your soliciting someone complained who complained was your name karen taylon we're sorry move on you tell karen we say hi hey i can't have anything else on my record and you know that it's not illegal it might be amber that you can't have anything else on your record do you know every single law not breaking any laws i didn't know it was crystal meth you're sure we're not breaking any laws not breaking any laws okay well i'm just worried he seemed very angry very although she is with that bag what's wrong with me i mean i want to embroidered monogram what is it 2012. i never do monograms we're out of fashion um listen can we just go to starbucks i'm tired of this place all right well i'll meet you there and just go to the one in here why can't we go to the one back to the one that you got fired at and you get fired i got suspended they just gave you a suspension yes because i refused to clean your that was all over the walls i don't know how you managed to do that officer happy about that he doesn't need to know that's not his business no look i didn't know it was crystal meth okay i know you would have done the same thing i needed money don't judge me okay okay coffee some coffee yes please don't let me forget i need more gum how much gum do you go through how much gum do you go through yeah you can stop at the bathroom again how did you know i had to take a okay [Music] i'm cleaning the walls because i just projectile everywhere don't cream in your coffee honey well why because with creators intolerance obviously how was i supposed to know that that would cause that are we gonna get more starbucks she'll get more starbucks thank god i need more toilet paper i need more toilet paper paper didn't you check before you got started i had a i had a full roll you use it all because i had to clean the walls it's everywhere tailing well you know what honey there's no toilet paper out here well did you even look can you look in the other stone please look in the other stalls i need that i'm very busy right now honey busy doing wyatt help a girl out jesus but just use whatever's left i've used everything i need to get out of here okay i'll just leave it screw it i want to talk to you later no no coffee okay don't rub it in i already missed my cream so the date i didn't tell you you didn't amber what he showed up in cargo pants ew yes gross he ordered well done steaks ew just like that's like chewing a dildo a rubber same thing that in their mouth i definitely couldn't have it in my mouth not my mouth okay i know about your gum for christ's sake and he looked nothing like his pictures they never do why didn't you text me why did you you said that you were going to text me i did text you after you didn't text me after i didn't get a text from you show me no i where's show me on your phone i know we were supposed to meet up after show me on your phone are you going to listen to me did you meet up with kim kim did meet up with kim kim okay well why didn't you text me you you didn't text me okay well we can check our phones later check it right now oh i just forget it i know that you and kim kim are always out to keep me excluded from the group so i totally understand a bunch of [ __ ] so are we gonna get you some new clothes while we're here what's wrong with my clothes now i feel like you're always judging what i'm wearing no you don't love it don't walk on you well you know what i feel like if you really you don't you don't you're such a liar i am hungry i want to get some pizza well i am hungry i really just exploded what what are you what'd you just say no i just said no thanks you're such a liar oh i need food do you work tomorrow can we hang out no i'm not free tomorrow why i have to work when do you work um i don't know probably open you don't know when you work well when do you wake up i don't know when i wake up what [Music] finding anything you like well what do you think i need rainbows you like these are you lying no i do i probably are i don't know why you never believe because you're a pathological lying [ __ ] why i don't need to try them on because you have abnormally large feet honey okay i don't need you reminding me about my feet that's the truth okay well mind your own business did you ever see the doctor about that rash on your feet yeah they said they might have to cut off my foot it is ew why are you always reminding me of all the horrible things going on in my life i'm happy to look past that just to have you oh well i'm glad you think so you're such a lying [ __ ] oh god i'm not sure about them those are heinous what you just said you like them oh i have those you do not have those yes i do i own them i'm wearing them throw them away that i meant god i don't know what do you think of these okay you like them like those two even in the red yes in that color you're sure you're somewhat trustworthy okay fine all right i'm done what else we just need to stop in the candial for my gum i need wine i ran out of all of my wine last night so i need to restock can we stop at the wine section perfect perfect i knew we had something in common i am an alcoholic you're a drug addict those are two completely different things okay so don't presume that i'm a drug addict i'm so sorry no you're not you're never sorry you're not because you're a pathological liar isn't that true uh-huh no yes it is [Music] damn ready yeah i decided not to get anything those are dirty what's your problem you seem agitated don't have a problem are you sure i don't know i mean i'm just kidding yeah i know jokester i got a hot date so i gotta go indeed i i am ready i'm going like this oh yeah we're getting coffee yeah okay don't get any cream oh you're so funny yeah okay well what about next week are we hanging out next weekend yeah same thing same thing okay have fun tonight i feel like we were just born to like be best friends bye madam please yes you cannot sit okay i'm not i'm going tell karen bye i want to talk to you not now later no no i still love you

Channel: Brody Wellmaker

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Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 26 2020