SURVIVING ON A 2D MINECRAFT ISLAND! *IMPOSSIBLE*

ladies dumb and welcome to the world's smallest 2d survival island with moose are you good mister yeah it's 2d you missed the eyelids there you go whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa real quickly I gotta interrupt you guys before this minecraft video starts I have a huge announcement you guys probably know Valentine's Day the love is in the air well the love is also in the air on its speakable clothing everything on our website right now is 20% off until February 15th if you guys want to pick up some merchandise now's the time we have so many new products that just launched including this hoodie I'm wearing right now you guys can head over to the website by clicking the link at the top of the description it's wws Picabo Cove there's a website for all of my merchandise don't buy from anywhere else eBay Amazon none of that no no no no if you're interested in some Valentine's Day merchandise chuck a link at the top of description I'll let you guys go in a joy today's minecraft video we are I am unfortunately trapped with this dude on this mod for this video the Stone sword no whit looting 100 I'm breaking 100 bro this thing's got last like 20 years you won't have a 1 B 1 battle right now oh we both wait who died first wait wait you died first you died first me and moose are stuck on this island it's monster spawn is below Oh bro there's one diamond it seems low bow give me some wood I'm getting that diamond first no you ain't wait we got tasks all the diamond grow weak shoot an arrow a wheels elite block create fire grow the carats of potatoes okay that's it that's all we're supposed to do something happen how are we gonna grow carrots and potatoes I don't know how to say that's the only one that confused me all the other things all the other things oh that is right hey what kind of mobs are that lose this super important one piece of Flint that's gonna help us achieve that one dose of gravel the only piece of gravel that is in this world same thing with that diamond right there you have to Kylie's this and we win the game which is pretty Isis really that's it yes okay ah no here do you have any would toss me some wood yeah I made a pickaxe I'll get you I guess you'd call this nothing we're so as a bunch of mob spawners it's pretty cool yeah so we need to build a platform around the mob spawners and have those mobs start spawning so we can start killing them and collecting all the resources and stuff so that's how we get the potatoes and stuff from that which is gonna be miserable because it's very very rare chance no that's a skeleton spawner I wonder what the other one is use that cobblestone and make like a little room around the skeleton and the zombie spawner or who can use the wood or that nah I think we should save the wood because 14 saplings we have 14 saplings oh yes oh then we're good so we're good do is separate though we may need to like a little tree farm platform yeah hi how you doing I'm gonna need you to spawn but not just yet because I don't want to get knocked off so I'm just I'm just kinda standing in watching you know just observe in the wild moose craft yeah yeah and he breaks his way through the world's smallest 2d island don't break that other block but we got something we got a beautiful sapling on them that well where are you going wait what can you hand me some blocks over here bro okay everybody yeah dude this a world smallest 2d you know I've never survived on an island like this where the heck are you going oh okay toss me I use all the resources do we have anything no we're out of everything there so all we have it now all we have are these special soils um oh no oh no I don't knock the skeleton off well do you have any more blocks you don't have a single block no we're locating bro oh I was just trying not to die I don't know well do what are we to do now just stare at each other um wait wait you told me I'm beautiful wait I kill you I guess I swear if you just made me lose my sword okay so I wait moves let's just stare at each other okay okay let's get this diamond so we can at least oh wait oh wait wait how are we supposed to mine a diamond when we don't have India hi there's no there's no I wait can we get we can get iron from zombies do you have any idea how rare it is to get iron from zombies do you have any idea how weird so basically to be oh jeez oh my gosh is that is that the leaf run up there look look look is that the leaf god oh wow why what is going on oh geez oh yah wait you got a parkour out way away you got a parkour on this one Wow got it right you know wow wow you know what you deserve you dirt you deserve to just go into the void I use seven bones on you you didn't even grow into a tree you're sad I can't get up okay so here's what we're gonna do we're gonna get all this wood and then we're gonna make a giant room with the zombie and the skeleton spawner and we're gonna sit in there for the next 40 minutes and try to get iron so we can mind one Dimond and make a shovel a diamond shovel very productive that's the only thing I'm bro why don't sorry gonna do with the diamond what are you gonna do with one diamond you can you can eat it you can use it for an enchanting table but how we're gonna get obsidian or boys yeah like if you didn't do anything else like go to the nether or the end you would have to do it in creative mode there's definitely no way unless there is a random inner pearl or a random in portal of it as like a thousand blocks away why don't you just die not really bad I put those other saplings down I'm gonna make us a giant room where we can just sit here and stare at skeletons zombie free oh okay mr. unspeakable is it is it actually okay no it's not okay yeah we have no no geez that was you dropping no way and I need more I need more wood and your reward I'm sorry so let's just sit and stare at each other again look into my eyes what do you see oh my god this is great this is wonderful is uh well good wine crab this is when you thought minecraft in the future was gonna have like flying cars and planes but we're just yeah this is what we're doing yeah yeah okay so you get a bunch of things let's expand the platform out make a little bit dark and spooky and then we have to go we just got to put a roof over this thing oh I think we actually need walls we don't need walls when I have to cover this part up right here maybe a wall we will actually double spawning ah but they're pretty solid man no that is a big flippin tree we'll save that one for later I only got my fist hearts from bunching wood could you imagine trying to break a tree in real life with your fist what lady we did today oh we're just gonna be punching trees for three hours no biggie you know like you're later they just stand there and punch the tree til it's broken down how these dudes not spawning do we really need walls I thought you just need a roof over them maybe we don't have enough wood hi hey put your eyes back on bro I was gonna do huh oh that's awkward I just built a staircase right here for us lots of waste oh my gosh boys we have so much wood boom we're doing good we're doing really good I thought we actually I don't know oh he's got the small for some reason so yeah it's uh okay I'm gonna make walls I'm gonna make walls you could award me that you're gonna change this the nighttime now did you think if I knew I knew they would have spawned then let's make walls so at least that doesn't happen I have 14 blocks I can make some wall or most of us leave that one diamond block right there so we kind of have like motivation I guess yes some quick motivation so the only way we're gonna get iron is from these zombies and I don't think you realize how oh my gosh know that yeah I thought what's he gonna go buy a really quickly now I have like 21 arrows by the way your 2000 you you wonder why it's because we are looting our cereals I totally fine bones I totally forgot about that so yeah we can get ironed so easily because when I thought about that I was like the only way we can get iron is through these zombies and I was like that's gonna be almost impossible do you have any idea how rare it is to get iron get from a zombie like that's so rare but I forgot we have looting 100 on our source bro yeah that makes it 10 times easier it was a big tree that actually makes it so easy that's not even challenging anymore I have a stack of arrows that's enough that's enough that's enough that's enough no no no if I shoot you at the bow and arrow do you drop more stuff wow you didn't drop anything oh wait that's because I didn't kill you with my looting sword let yeah can we fix this a little hole here in the what am I supposed to Iran watch yep gets me around flush where we literally just need a couple more zombies and Bry have three bows and two stacks of arrows I got another one I only need one more ingot one more yeah that's it what are we getting ingots again Wow because we need to mind the diamond knowing that then we can hold it and then stare at it brother there's nothing we can do with this diamond but make it we have to make a diamond shovel okay you know then we'll just we'll just frame it we'll just frame it on the wall what are we gonna do we can't make a pickaxe we don't have enough that's yeah a fair point there yeah we don't know we can't make a pickaxe even if we wanted to do you have any wood no okay sticks uh one bro I have three stacks of arrows one sticker yes you couldn't at least work up the courage to get one more oh my god three get three saplings nice okay this is just in case a blink that's that's dope just in case you know oh oh oh I'm a ninja you can't touch me I'm a ninja okay I need literally one piece of wood but the problem is I don't have any blocks to get the wood so I don't know how I'm gonna get the wood all gotcha iconic okay Lewis we're good are you ready for this yeah you've got to be legendary I don't think we'd realize what's about to happen hey whoa mr. trickshot over here all right so now we got now we got this diamond so we're just gonna set it here and now we can just stare at it or you can take it and run whoa whoa do you not know that I'm the master of parkour what are we supposed to do now oh wait I have some wood don't you I got some I gave it to you here here's someone oh my gosh you already made it okay can you just get can you just get a creative mode or can you just get an item frame out of creative mode so we can just put our diamond shovel right wait wait let's be honest we're not gonna use the diamond shovel we're you gonna use it on when you have like only six pieces of dirt that exists in this market world real quick yo keep killing zombies we need to get one more iron we need to make shears so we can hold a leaf block it's probably challenged oh my gosh so we can hold a leaf block instead of stare at it yeah I'm not going down there nothing it's all you it's all you yep they're so fast I thought I was a ninja at minecraft these dudes so much space we should just kind of like impress them or something they need space bro otherwise they're gonna be stressed and they're not gonna poop out the good stuff see that one got a potato really I hate oh what they're a potato how does a potato come from a zombie that is making sense skeleton spot Oh does it matter no no keep it keep it that's a bad idea you're just getting mad cuz you can't kill a skeleton yeah the whole time excuse me buddy I'm gonna need you to come back up here thank you daddy oh my god just for the gravel to make a shear to hold a leaf block and that's the end of what I don't think I don't think we need a flint steel to make when you've way you made flint and steel moose do not know how to make shears why would you need at all I'm guessing yes you don't need but it's just a funny cuz the gravel and the you could make a flint steel and then we could set the whole world on fire that's what I was saying you know I mean we can literally set the whole place on fire with the Flint steel and then we could get another one to another place okay Oh flip hold on let me this potato I got from the zombie I still hate the new combat system in Minecraft I really enjoyed spamming my sword yeah the good old days I really don't have for a look how much how many arrows do I need honestly Billy you're gonna drop a care at this time oh I got I got I got iron oh yeah I got an iron give me that Flint oh if you insist whoa what what is that geez this every time I don't even have my bro give me that Flint a lot Flint drop the Flint Oh drop the Flint yeah okay I'm gonna set the whole world on fire okay no way we're gonna grow wheat actually wait there might be a way this weekend it's really easy oh my gosh it's gonna take forever is it really that important to grow wheat if we're just gonna see the world on fire anyways so what's the point of even making it in the first place I don't know thanks ever going on the world is falling apart we only have so much longer to live remove all the consoles oh no wait remove all the cobblestone so we only have woods to survive on I do not have seeds where would I get seeds moose where the heck when I get seen yo we can't kill the squatters man we need seeds bro what see why are we gonna get seeds most don't make it don't make it let's complete this watches the world is burning moose the Sun oh it's all of a sudden I almost got a complete doesn't even come from me he just knew he just slaps you these are the looks at me just like theirs I mean where are we gonna get seeds most oh my god we'll actually got petitioner oh I forgot cuz the zombies drop Oh jack oh well I was quick wow I wait I already had carrots and potatoes my inventory why would we have weak seeds for him wait we're sorry yeah alright to keep a grass block cuz grass block can you can put season I just died wait do you hear that do you hear what's going on what what's going on what is that is that a a magical grass block it's gonna spawn nowhere whoa we already have grass actually way we have dirt wait a minute it's close enough right watch us be like in the wrong biome like the map creator like put us on the wrong biome like the way this working island was made funny that would be he'll be really funny actually there's no possible way bombs where you don't get seeds like we're in like an actual like my amazin what grass I think it sees though you got really you got grass wait destroy it with the looting sword maybe or no I don't think it works like that so can we go home now I hate these skeletons I really do you know there's there's there's yeah I'm not having fun so we just beat it we just got all the achievements so we got a diamond we got seeds we got carrots we got what was the other one potatoes so guys freeze we we held a leaf we got one diamond we burn the world and your fluency yes yeah yep thank you what is it there's macaron oh thank you oh this is beautiful oh this is this is all I've ever wanted oh this is so beautiful oh wow it is it is absolutely beautiful Zeus thank you guys so much for watching this is the greatest minecraft survival let's play you've probably ever seen in your life not even care wait hold on it told me at the shoot an arrow real quick got it thank you guys so much for watching yeah whoa I went I went to the title screen in a brand new video [Music] [Music]

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Id: LQ1UfWDop7s

Length: 18min 3sec (1083 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 13 2019