- We're at one of the largest
reptile shows in the country. And this is the line to
get into the reptile show. You could take a good
hour, hour and a half to get from the end of the
line to the front of the line. And these people don't know it. But I'm looking for someone
to bring into the show early. - This is gonna be crazy. Love the socks. Dad, Dad!
- What? - I got our kid. - Okay, we're here.
- See him? - Yep, I like it, I like it. - We gotta go back further. - Pretty far.
(Jay and Mike laugh) But not just any kid. I'm looking for a kid that I
can bring in to the show early and surprise him by buying
him his dream animal. - We have 20 minutes 'til the show opens. - 20 minutes 'til the show opens? Dad, Dad, 20 minutes, Dad! - Hey guys, how are you? You guys here to buy an animal today? - Maybe.
- Maybe. - What are you thinking? Do kou keep any reptiles now? - I got some crested geckos and a snake. - What kind of snake? - Burmese python.
- Wow! - Burmese python? - No, no, ball python.
- Oh. - You guys got a long wait in this line, you know, to get inside. Do you wanna maybe come with
me and get in right now? - Yeah. - And maybe we can look
for an animal together. Do you wanna do that? What's your name?
- Brad. - Why don't you guys
come with me, all right? - That's awesome!
- All right, get your stuff. - [Jay And Mike] Brad,
Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. - Do you have a cage all set up? - No.
- No. - Okay, so you still got set something up. We're gonna help you guys
out today, all right? Do you mind if my buddy
Brad holds one of these? - Sure, as long as he sanitizes. - [Brian] Good job, Brad,
and it matches your shirt. (all laugh) - Fifth most endangered
crocodilian on the planet. - That's cool, Brad. - [Mike] You freaking out, dude? - All right guys, so here we have Brad. Brad actually got picked all the way from the back of the line. We're gonna take him to the front. Gonna get a bunch of awesome stuff. What do you think, Brad? - I don't know. - Great answer, Brad! Oh yeah guys, and these
are Brad's parents. What do you think? Okay, cool, thank you so much! - Here you go, bud, boom, boom. - Oh, Jesus.
- Boom. This is gonna be absolutely insane. Brad, what do you think
about leachie geckos? Have you ever messed with leachie geckos? They're the- - [Jay And Mike] Largest
gecko in the world. (Brad's dad laughs) - They get about this big. And they're really, really docile. Would you consider maybe
wanting one of those? - Maybe. - Let's just go like take a look, and see what we can find, all right? - There's a conda.
- Ooh! - There's a super conda, too. - Super conda, you like the super condas? - Yeah. - Ooh, look at that thing! This is Mike, he's new. Just give him a break,
don't go too hard on him. - So are you committing to a
lizard today, or maybe a snake? - Knowing my mom ain't
really secure with snakes... - So it's all up to Mom, really? - I don't care. - This opens up the doors to so much. - Imagine if Jessica had this. - Could you imagine this
in the New Caledonia room? Go down there with the lights off, and just the lights on it. Oh my goodness. It looks like a crescent
moon or something. - This is amazing.
- What do they call this one. - It's just a lily white. - Just a lily white?
- Yeah. - This is a banger. - I guess you could
call it a tricolor lily. - It's a boy.
- Oh, okay, sorry. - You couldn't tell. - We got carte blanche,
anything you want, Brad. Brad, you can buy one and get
20% off on the second one. Deals. (upbeat music) And I'm really trying to figure out exactly what animal Brad wants, which would be his dream animal. - Dad, Brad's always wanted a chameleon. She's always said no,
but now she's saying yes. - Maybe, we'll see. - This guy's playing hard to get today. - What kind of chameleon do you like best? - Probably a panther.
- Panthers. - This kid's got taste right here. - [Brian] Pretty cool. - Panther chameleons have more color. - I like the ones Nosy
Bes, or ambilobes are cool. We gotta find something for you to hold. - [Jay] Brad, what do you think about that huge thing right there? - It's massive. - You have leopard geckos
already, you said, or no? - No, just crested. - This might be the most
expensive snake that you've held. Have you ever held a
really expensive snake? This one's worth like $6,000. I don't know if Brad likes
it or not, I'm not sure. This is my new friend
Brad, we're like this. Take a look at that right there. What do you think, Brad?
- Yes. - These badges mean we could do anything. Ask him to do anything
and he'll do it for us. Tap your head. (Brian and Brad laugh) - [Mike] Think I found
the biggest snake here. - Mike, I want a big snake! - This is a Burmese python,
it's gonna get huge! - I want a big one that's big now. - Oh, you didn't clarify that. Hey, look at this, it's a green anaconda. This is the biggest snake
here, it's gotta be. - Mike, I want to hold
the actual biggest snake. - It is! - An alive one! - Alive in my book. Jay, look, I found 'em, and
they're alive this time! - Mike, no, I wanna hold the
biggest real alive snake here. These are people with snake hats on. I don't wanna hold them, they
don't want me to hold them. - I'm a slippery snake. - We found the biggest snake to hold. - It's gonna get that big.
- There you have it. Let's put this thing back, 10 Lee. - We did it.
- 20. - We found the biggest
snake we could handle. We accomplished it 'cause
we're professionals. - We could actually
feed Brad to this snake. - [Speaker] Boy, ain't no way. - Take a look at that sucker,
Mom, is this one good? - No, we're not, no way.
- Yes. - 16 feet, 110 pounds.
- Whoa. - She makes trips to kids grade schools, elementaries and does visits. - Brad, what do you think, man? - This is my first time being in a reptile expo and I'm on TV. - Leachies, Brad, leachies. - Everybody keeps calling me short today. - Are these too big for you? - I want you to get something that you're really into today, all right? We'll have to talk your
parents into buying it, but you know, that's okay. Let's at least check one out, and we'll think about it, all right? - Okay.
- All right, cool. If you decide that a leachie's a good one, you can always get a
smaller one and raise it up. I want you to get what
you want, all right? Take a look at that, kick
the tires a little bit. - [Jay] Lori Barczyk! - I found something I wanna buy. - Did you, really?
- I did. - What is it? What do you wanna? You wanna buy something? Breaking news here at Tinley, Lori Barczyk actually
wants to buy something. - Found a really nice blue tegu. - Another tegu? - I feel we need it for
the educational program. - Okay, let's go. - Don't look.
- Don't look. - Oh my gosh, that is beautiful. - See?
- Wow. That is really nice. - Look, she already likes Lori. - And it's a girl too?
- Yep. - Snow White! - I do love her, that's
a beautiful lizard. - [Noah] That's your 30
year anniversary gift. - Oh, my anniversary gift, I'll take it. I'll be honest with you.
- Exactly. - I'm happy with that. - [Visitor] I really don't care about- - I saw you on YouTube! - [Brian] You wanna try? - Got it, Brad.
- Yeah, look at that! - Look at that!
- How cool is that, right? Is that thing cool? You did good, Brad. Got a little gargoyle over here. Okay if he holds it for a second? - Absolutely.
- Okay, cool. It is so pretty.
- Cool! - Do you like these
more than the leachies? Or do you like the leachies better? - I don't know! - They're both pretty cool, huh? - They also both have the same texture. - Yeah, they do, right? I agree with you. So many animals and so little time. - I don't know how I can pick one thing. - I think this is a good option. Crazy cool. - Are you a male or female? Male. - Just like that. Matches your shirt, I
can't even see the lizard. - Wasn't me that time. - Jay, come on, dude.
- That wasn't me, I promise. - I think Jay farted. - Breaking news here at Tinley Park. Pizza got delivered to
Dave Kaufman's table. - Guess who's here. - This is like my ninth piece. He needs to be the panel leader. - You're gonna lead the panel?
- Yeah. - We can't, our mom won't allow us. She doesn't even like reptiles. - What?
- I know! - Is that your Dad right there? - Dad's cool.
- Dad's cool. - Big Brad!
- Big Brad in the house! Brad!
- We should put him on our- - Big boy! - That mouse had a bad day. - [Brian] Wanna bring him home? - I like scaleless. - You like scaleless. - Sometimes you could get a scaleless, and you can actually
see it's heart pumping. - What do you think
about these Brooks kings? - I can see that they climb. - Yeah, I can see that they climb, also. You want that?
- No. - Oh, come on. - I don't know if my mom has a big enough- - Let's ask her. Mom, we were wondering if we could get one of the ones out of this cage here. - What is that? - Well, we can't tell you what
it is, from the looks of it- - It's a baby anaconda, no. - Did you tell her that? - No.
- All right. - Pick one of these guy right here. - [Vendor] Our male pets are at home, so. - Oh my God.
- Oh! - [Jay] What do you think of that? - That thing is beautiful, huh? - That thing is big. - In this whole section here, what's really catching your eye? I got a couple things. - I'd say these two, and that one. - My man, back it up,
that's what he's gonna get. - Wait, wait, what about down here? - I made the decision. - Look how pretty these are. - Back at you with my
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chances that it bites me? - 50%.
- Des. - Well, it's never bit me. - Mike, give facts about it. - This is a chondro python. - So this is a yellow tree python. They get about 22 feet long. - Three and a half to four feet long. - These guys live to be
about 45 to 90 years old. - Live about 25 to 35 years. - You can find these guys
actually in South Florida. - [Noah] That's probably
true, to be honest with you. - I was gonna say! - You can find these guys
actually right in Ohio. - Not in Ohio, out of the country. - From the P&G islands,
probably about a yearling. Gonna get really pretty and big, got- - It's actually gonna turn rainbow. - It's got some blue.
- Every single color. - Currently for sale, so hit me up. - [Brian] His birthday today. - Oh, happy birthday.
- Thank you. - Happy birthday.
- Thank you. ♪ Do you chain hang low,
do it wobble to the floor ♪ - These guys are nuts, man,
don't ever grow up like them. Brad's getting bored,
let's find some animals. - [Mike] You getting bored, Brad? - No. - That's a tortoise, that's a sulcata. - It looks like Mike Tyson. - Yeah, this one did
remind me of a sulcata. - Yep, that's what this one is. - They can fly. - You think that his mom's
got some gum in her purse? - It's worth a shot. - Aren't they cute?
- Yes. - Well, Brad, we have
completed aisle number two of about a hundred, have we
narrowed anything down yet? - Not really.
- Not really. Brad, anything you see that
you're like I wanna check out, we can check out, all right? - I have a very important
question for you. - What's up? - Do you have any gum in your purse? - I got mints. - First thing I've seen
I'm like, I want that. - [Jay And Mike] We're shopping for Brad. - [Mike] Not Mr. Brian. - Brad, do you think I should buy these? - No.
- Yes. - He said no.
- He said no? - He said no! - You're hired. - We even high fived, too. - [Brian] Pokemon cards, dude? - Brad, what do you think? Look at all these ball pythons, Brad. - Like snake heaven.
- Snake heaven. - Benny!
- Benny! - What's up? - Brad, I want you to
meet my friend Benny. This is Benny, this is Brad. - Nice to meet you. - He's my new friend
that we just met today. I mean, we're like inseparable now. Blood Brothers, we actually like... You remember my buddy Benny, Bionic Benny? Saw him and met him down at Animal Con. You guys crushed it, but you didn't crush it
as good as I wanted to. I asked you to get him
to 2,500 subscribers. We got to about 2,000? - No, I'm almost 2,000, 1,700 right now. - 1,700, so do me a favor. I'm gonna put a link in the description. Please get him to 2,500 subscribers. It would mean a lot to me,
do me a personal favor. A link in the description. This man is an absolutely inspiration. - The lizards that I like- - [Noah] The ones with the stripes on it? - Yeah, the gargoyles. I think the gargoyles have more colors. - [Noah] Yeah, they're
really pretty, right? - Yeah. - Got leachies, chahouas and gargoyles. - I like 'em. - [Noah] What do you think? Better than gargoyles, or not as good? - I don't know, gargoyles
and chahouas are equally. - That's somebody. - Indonesian sailfin.
- Oh my god, a sailfin. Where did you get this? - I've got 15 right now. - This is one of the coolest animals. I mean, I want sailfins so bad. - I just got eggs from my Rusty. - Did you really? - Excited?
- Yeah. Are you excited?
- Yeah! - Do you wanna do a snake? I'm telling you, chahouas, the gars. - Right there?
- I'm talking right now. That is-
- Whoa! - A freaking boa, we
can't get the kid a boa. Did his mom saying yes to a boa? He's getting boa. You like this pied? - Oh, yeah. - He's holding the retic. - He's gonna hold this retic. - Whoa!
- Yeah, Brad! - [Mike] Can we get this one? - It's gonna get big.
- Sh, don't. - Mom already saw a grownup retic. - But that was a different kind. - That was a different one. - Imagine this when it
gets five feet long. That's as big as it's gonna get. - As big as it's gonna get
it at the end of the show. (all laugh) - What is this?
- That's a clown ball python. - Jay, what do you think it is? - Orange cream enchi clown.
- Ah. - Pastel enchi clown?
- Nah. - [Vendor] Calico orange dream clown. - Oh my god, can it fly? - I mean, he can fly, I
can't guarantee the landing. - What? - [Mike] You gotta get
some, you gotta get one. - I make everything by hand. - Flaming Hot Cheeto, Betty
White, Toothless, Grins. Oh my God, we could just keep going. Beetlejuice, Frosty.
- Hiccup. - Do you have any really big ones? Like Asian water monitor size? - [Mike] Do you have anything
for a tyrannosaurus Rex? - I can make one. - Take your card?
- Pick a card. - Look at it, the Reptile Army! - We made it, Dan! What's up? Reptile Army! - My son watch your videos all the time. - [Noah] Is Mr. Brian crazy? - Half and half? - Yeah. - Hey, hey, go Brad, go Brad. ♪ Happy birthday to you, cha, cha, cha ♪ ♪ Happy birthday ♪ - We've been walking
around the show for a bit. And we still can't narrow down whether Brad wants a snake or a lizard. Still lizard, though? Or you're going snake life? - I like both. - Get both, then, that's
what I think, right, Mom? - No. - This a little anaconda.
- Aw! I like conda hognose. - So far, I think we're in a position where you like hognose, chahoua geckos, and you like gargoyle geckos. - Yes.
- We're making progress. - [Brad's Dad] He can't even let it go. - He's smiling too.
- Yes! - So right here guys, we
have actually a red ackie. - Rare Earth ackie. - This is actually a rare earth red ackie. Or maybe it's, smell it. - Yeah, definitely Heinz.
- Oh, definitely. With a little bit of French's on the butt. But yeah, look at this- Mike, stop talking about
it, look at how huge it is! - That's pretty big. - Take it, it's in my nail. Ow, it's in my whole
skin, Mike, don't, Mike. - There's children around.
- You're scaring people away from the booth, man. - I didn't see anything bad. - It's a Ridiculous Rhacs,
or the (indistinct). - You like the red on him, huh? - [Brad] Yeah. - So Lori, someone came to me and said that they wanted
the tegu you bought. They asked me to see if I
could talk you out of it. - No. - You're gonna break someone's heart. - You're gonna break my heart. - Sorry. - How are you?
- I'm good, how are you? - I'm great, more great! - There was one down on the table. - Are you guys with Barczyk? - No.
- Nope. - I don't-
- Who is that? (all mumble) - How is it? - Barzeseki, I think? - Who's Borchecky? - I don't know if you know or not. But did you know that we got
a new tegu for the Reptarium? - I did. - Did you know?
- Yeah. - What color is it?
- Blue. - Do you know what color this is? - [Noah] That is a black and white. - This is beautiful. - And the other one is beautiful. - It's beautiful, not saying
that this one is not... - [Speaker] Beautifuller than you. - But.
- This one's sweet! - This one is sweet, look,
it's swimming already. It doesn't want you, says you stink. - Probably smell like pizza and water. (upbeat music) - We had our first cresty eggs hatch about, I don't know, a
month and a half ago. - Can you sex 'em when they're this big? - So this is-
- I like this. - This is... - [Noah] This is where we
go back to health class. - I bought another animal. - What? What, are roles changing
in this relationship? What's going on? What did you buy? - I bought a pixie frog. - Definitely into that.
- I know. - Wait, did you hear what
else else she got, though? Which one did you just tell him about? - Pixie frog. - Oh yeah, yeah, it's a good one. - I'm excited! All right, so we have
this really cool frog. Lori's been on a buying spree lately, and this of course, is
an African pixie frog, or what they call an African bullfrog. But the name is what I really like, because this is the dad here. Look at this, this is, I'm Big Sam. So of course this is... - Son of Sam. - Pangea, they will totally hook us up! - We're stealing,
stealing, we're stealing. - Are you ready to see the best geckos you've ever seen in your life? (upbeat music) - It seems like Brad is really
in love with gargoyle geckos. Now it's just finding the right one. Okay, so I'm with my boy
here at Redline Geckos. And we actually have some of
his geckos, amazing geckos. I know you liked one
that was similar to this. Do you wanna check this one out? So this is a boy, looks
pretty chill too, ooh! - I like the different shades of stripes. - What do you think? You tell me, is it a winner? - I like this one more. - So out of everything we've
seen so far, you tell me, do you wanna keep looking
at some other stuff? Or do you wanna get that one? (suspenseful music) The suspense is killing me. - Wait, how much does this one cost? - Don't worry about the cost. - I'm gonna close my
eyes, is it very small? - Yeah, like I'll... Okay, you hold it then. Three, two, one. Oh my God, that thing's crazy. - You gonna open your eyes? - Okay, oh yeah. Whoa! - Look at the eyes.
- Okay, listen. I'm not gonna lie, it's
not what I was expecting. - [Jay And Mike] Hypo translucent whiplets genetic stripe paradox. - Belly's like a white-brown pied color. - All right.
- On the legs- - Listen guys, it's not
what I was expecting. I don't really know what I was expecting. But this is beautiful. - Hey!
- Oh! - I think he likes this one. - [Brian] I want you to be happy. - Yeah, I like this.
- It's a yes? Did we find Brad the animal that's gonna make you super happy? Gonna love this animal
for a long time, right? - Yes. - You're gonna take care of it? I'm gonna give you my information, so you can reach out at any time if you have any questions, okay? - Okay.
- Sold, sold. - This is the thing we didn't tell you, is that I'm buying it for you, okay? - Thank you! - I'm gonna pay for it, all right? You don't have to worry about it. Bam, yeah, my pleasure, my man. Make sure that lid stays on good. - No, all we need to do is get a cage. - Okay, well here, listen,
go buy a cage, okay? - K. Thank you, seriously? - Yes, of course. Gotta make sure the
gecko is taken care of. - Thank you.
- A picture with. - I guess we found out
what Brad really likes. Speaking of out, hope you
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