Superman: Brainiac Attacks, Part 2

[Music] hello anyone home where am i oh I was hoping his first words would be dead where are you and Lex Luthor gave him sight Lex Luthor in the flesh through my acquisition of knowledge through my patented Lex labs of computer yadda yadda yadda your tone conveys a familiarity that has not yet been earned Lex Luthor you know it's just that kind of braggadocio that that you bring the bits of the first place by the Sun of Krypton yes I'm feeling the love here are you brainy babe you and I are both muy simpatico we're both into the world domination thing and we both despise the super-powered voice Scout of Metropolis if you have a point I can provide you with the ultimate opportunity to annihilate Superman and in return you allow me to publicly avenge the Man of Steel put on a big show playing hero chase you from Earth then you take over some other world far away and leave the domination of this one to me we both live happily ever after the end we make strange allies Lex Luthor but giving up earth is small sacrifice for ridding the galaxies of my mortal enemy let's rebuild you partner I am a my own Technic entity all that I require is proximity to technology to incorporate it in my very being I didn't mean to step on any proverbial toes but if that's the case I suggest that we incorporate you was something other than a toaster oven this time something with a little more muscle yeah you usually have at least six helpings watching my carbs mom well we're sure glad you flew home for the weekend son since you've been in Metropolis we barely see you figured it was work keeping you busy or a lady any thoughts about settling down on earth oh I'm here to stay Louis has been on my mind again how are things you know going with her as Superman dandy but she can't seem to look Clark Kent in the eye well maybe it's the spectacles ever consider getting that newfangled laser surgery he doesn't need glasses right right x-ray vision I knew that look Louis is a crack reporter best there is it's only a matter of time before she gets past the glasses sees through my disguise I'm concerned she won't ever trust me or Superman again I need to tell Lois the truth so what's keeping you Clark you got our support hmm I have powerful enemies who would give anything to find my weak spot if any one of them were to discover what Lois might learn that Clark Kent is Superman well I can't knowingly put Lois put anyone I care about in that kind of danger son we know you're Superman we're just fine Clark if there's one thing we've learned since being blessed with you a risk is worth taking if it's for love [Music] since you've already hijacked Lex 9000 once on your own you just build this stuff enough dallying my bio Technic rafting process requires an incubation period bulger horses brainy we have a couple of extras for your travel kit one kryptonite a smidgen but who knows combined with your new firepower it might be just enough to kick things up a notch and second we took a swab off your shiny little dome and guess what turned up your IQ seems super duper man clocked you so hard he left a little something for you to remember him by a strand of DNA with the Kryptonians DNA I can lock on to his energy signature track him wherever he may be that's right partners Superman may run faster than a speeding bullet but he can't hi [Music] see it's Superman's whew [Music] [Music] night I still Avista cnam not so fast tent need you to cover for Sarah tonight she just called in sick lovesick no I ate some bad clams you'll be reviewing Lomond Lobos new hot spot ooh tray she she but Perry I don't know the first thing about pain the reservations for to help the man out hungry [Music] once again I am reborn [Music] didn't know it's gonna be so dark welcome to la Chateau LeBeau the most romantic dining experience in Metropolis are we celebrating an anniversary TONIGHT Annie moaning actually we're critics so let's keep things professional I love to dine surrounded by beauty after I make a show of mopping up Brainiac with one of my patented lexos suits I'll be the new Boy Scout of Metropolis and the military will finally beg to pay top dollar for them you're learning mercy the parmesan porfavor sir mission controllers lost all contact with Lex 9000 it vanished it's show time [Music] move calamari not your thing Smallville I'm 100% corn-fed if it's not mom's chicken and dumplings well I'm glad there's squid on the table my pin just ran out of ink you know Lois I never pegged you for such a romantic I mean with Jimmy playing matchmaker and all I just hate seeing people miss opportunities life's too short you know what I mean I think I'm starting to so i meddle in Olsen's affairs what's your story Ken seeing anyone I'm waiting for a special someone to take notice of me ken why so mild-mannered you shouldn't be afraid to tell a girl what's on your mind I mean dear kind intelligent good-looking well-built [Music] what is it Lois for a moment you reminded me of someone I know that's all [Applause] [Music] Louis this is hard for me maybe harder than anything I've ever had to say but there's something I need to tell you yes Clark you have something right here Oh Son of Krypton here Brainiac works Clark [Music] I've been keeping pace with current trends in technology and I have upgraded with one goal in mind your destruction [Music] cheap trust me this is one restaurant review you'll want plastered on the front page all I need is my ace photographer hey wait a second technology [Music] you cannot hide from me son of Krypton the more I try to resist him the weaker I become this time Son of Krypton I was as worn as well as brave [Music] [Music] Oh No miss lane Lois Lois Superman I should be more careful [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] we're doing everything we can to keep her comfortable she can be comfortable at home doc what's her condition we're still running tests but her blood cells seem to be fusing with traces of metal alloy as if she's being galvanized from the inside out we've called in specialists but if miss lanes blood continues to mutate at this rate she hasn't much time [Music] [Music] [Music] Superman he didn't save her this time mr. Kent Superman didn't save her I need to go away for a while Jimmy but I promise you Superman will do everything in his power to save Lois is quite a slugfest at the knee and fondue joint last night but I'm not sure which I find more tragic Superman's corpse failing to turn out from the rubble or lanes little mishap maybe she'll think twice next time she decides to snoop in your business if there's a next time hmm mercy sent flowers we could use the PR [Music] welcome to your Fortress of Solitude hello most has been harmed and it's my fault Brainiac knew I was at the restaurant which means he's either discovered my identity or a way of tracking me then I must question the wisdom in your coming here kal-el all of Krypton secrets could be compromised I need to save Lois nothing else matters and this is the one time neither my speed nor my strength can help her my analysis of miss lanes condition is complete most curiously I have detected a faint trace of kryptonite in her bloodstream that would explain my weakness miss lane is suffering from a highly concentrated form of blood alloy fusion what will it take to cure her there is no earthly cure there does exist a rare substance where do I find it only one place the Phantom Zone [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you

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Keywords: Superman: Brainiac Attacks (Film), Superman (Fictional Character), lex luthor, clark kent, villain, hero, super hero, superhero, man of steel, Brainiac (Fictional Character), fight, missile, space, Satellite (Rocket Function), Clark, lois, Smallville, Kent, Lane, Superman (Film)

Id: 9RuUq8VlaNc

Length: 21min 20sec (1280 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 15 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/Baramos_]

Crazy, I never knew this movie existed, and I've seen literally every other single DCAU thing (although a Google search does say it's technically not in the same continuity as the DCAU, it does have the same designs and most of the same voice actors).

[u/[deleted]]

Never seen this is this from the animated series??

[u/hank412]

For a tl;dw

Luthor acts like Eisenberg's Luthor and there's a ton of collateral damage when Superman fights, I'd argue it's even worse than what he's done in Man of Steel.