Superfood Tier List

hey welcome to the superfoods tier list uh right off the bat Santa's not real there's no such thing as a superfood that's all kind of just marketing scams just all deceptive marketing practices but these are foods that are classified as superfoods by people on Google and unqualified experts yeah I mean I feel like it's just healthy food yeah it's healthy food it's like food that's generally healthy and then they label it a superfood to move more units yeah just eat some healthy stuff yeah so let's start with the basics let's do some some spinach this made Popeye very strong and it'll make Charles very strong too do you eat spinach currently occasionally I'm an equal put it in some protein shakes of mine sometimes that's smart where if you can't taste it oh I can't taste it at all really are we tier listing this is that what we're doing yeah is it on Flavor yeah or if you get like a real big boost of health benefits like if your heart rate regular shape proves and there is something so dreadfully sad about just eating raw spinach yeah it's quite literally eating a leaf so great for you um I don't think it's terrible I'm not like wow that's disgusting get it out of my mouth but spinach it's versatile and a spinach salad is significantly more nutritious than normal lettuce lettuce is kind of yeah worthless that is just [ __ ] it's yeah lettuce is kind of like Nature's cardboard it doesn't have anything in it just empty it's a good way to put it all right I'm gonna put that in a well for me even based on taste I'll give it a c it's just boring it's just very boring he's not wrong you know like he's making good points he's just very stale with it yeah yeah kale sucks kale is like actually eating like sewage flavored leaves this is what rabbits like right kale [Laughter] for it I really don't oh my God so when I was like on my big Health Bender in college I used to have my mom like to fry those to make little kale chips raw kale is actually [ __ ] horrible it's like morning I [ __ ] hate I now feel bad I didn't realize where we were going yeah so I regret the D on spinach because this is an F that's enough yeah and spinach is multiple Rings above kale that was vile we have the organic super greens yeah organic girl organic girl yeah washed three times inside let's see the extra nutrition of five superfood baby greens we've got red and green Swiss shark tat soy just so you can see that that's absolutely arugula arugula and spinach I don't mind arugula arugula is fine arugula is like a bougie topping for a burger that rubbery sound um oh dears did you wait did you get one of the tatsoys how do you know that's the tattoo because I've never seen oh actually it's just part of this they're all just like this that's like um in War of the Worlds when they turn all the plants red and they're like grown and eat and everything it looks like that FBI go check out organogirl mm-hmm oh oh boy oh they just got to be [ __ ] they've just got to be cooked like I don't think anyone's getting organic girls super greens and eating it raw like us yeah like it's probably fine because like this would be a salad you know you take this you put your stuff on it and yeah but you dress wouldn't bother me as well you don't come in here and eat it naked yeah this video we're just gonna get slammed because we're two grown adult men eating salad and going there is nobody out here eating raw kale and raw blood leaves or whatever we washed it three times pow thanks my roommate in college he'd get grilled chicken and he'd put something like that on the side and eat it raw but you're eating it with the chicken right like he wasn't yeah if you put something with it it masks that absolutely like it is a good compliment to things but never like on its own should it be eaten for example we have garlic there garlic is great on things I'm gonna [ __ ] puke when we eat around it's gonna be disgusting I have a problem I've told you this before that when I touch garlic with my hands like for dicing it and stuff like that it lasts for like four weeks in my fingers and I got so scared one time I went to the doctor and because I looked it up and it said you probably have diabetes right so I went to the doctor and he started laughing he was like you don't have diabetes you just have porous fingers and I was like I both of these sound fake like I can absorb garlic you're your next minute I exactly I'm not like an Omega Level mutant but I'm a mutant have you tried sticking your finger in like a cup of water seeing if you can like drink through your fingers oh doctor I need help let's move on to uh super greens D it's not as bad as the kale I agree it's a d but I would like my spinach to be bumped up now tomato I don't like tomatoes I know even my bias out this is this is such a controversial thing there are some people that love tomato and some people that hate it and I never understood the hate for it because it's just so inoffensive really you're a big yeah I'm the same I'm not a raw tomato person it's really interesting it's just because it's watery it's very yeah she's very drippy she's a squirter I like the things I don't care for the texture well textures I couldn't understand all right I see I'll be a good reviewer I know I hate it I'll still put it in my mouth you gotta I probably won't with the salmon yeah see like I like that I I am a tomato guy I hate that yeah those aren't oh you no no I hate this I hate this which is I just don't get it it's the Tomato I know I don't know why like I want to like them I see people get them on their burgers like the Krabby Patties and you're like wow it looks so good yeah it helps the presentation it's just like sliced tomatoes oh do you get your Burgers without tomato yeah and put some ketchup on instead [ __ ] I puree my tomato and I love it that's so embarrassing and by puree I mean pureed and salt and sugar in them so when you go to a man's Man's Bar like you're going you're going to Duffy Harlow's downtown and you're like I need a I need a raw Angus burger yeah and hold the tomato lettuce tomato and onion give me that burger give me some cheese and we're good I do too I've never made a substitution on a restaurant item in my [ __ ] life and I never would I couldn't bear the shame what if I ever substitute I don't know I feel like you said it just wait the next time we go out to eat and do something everybody's gonna jump yeah Caleb has gone out to dinner with me tons of times remind me when Charles makes a substitution I have never what do you mean Caleb's gonna I've known you for 15 years actually I just caught myself in a line when I did it for me the tomatoes tomatoes and a for me Tomatoes fine that this might be our biggest discrepancy in Fearless history that's an F for me that's crazy it's it's the trifecta would you rather eat that or kale um that's tough because they're very differently bad I think I'd rather eat the tomato but I don't want to eat it this is like an f plus and Kale's an F minus that makes sense now I do love avocado I'm [ __ ] struggling to scoop it okay I like avocado in addition to other things I don't like eating it on its own I don't hate it like the way that I just hated the tomato it's fine yeah I think that's great and they're going extinct too so this might be our swan song the avocados yeah they're too expensive too why are they going extinct well I mean it's been like a rumor for like 10 years now but it's like a ton of water in order to produce avocados or something so it's just not sustainable but it's like an absurd amount of gallons per avocado oh it's a crazy we're so smart now can we breed and avocado plant with something that needs less water and like make some kind of we're throwing diamonds in a lab and you're killing me we can't grow mushy ball yeah we can't just like find a way to make it need less water I think if you reverse the diamond growth in the labs you'll end up at an avocado oh you might be onto something it's a thirsty crop on average it takes 528 gallons to produce a kilo of avocados 2.2 pounds oh that's not as much as I thought then wait that can't be right do you say 500 gallons for 2.2 pounds of avocados no yeah we should just let them die one avocado there's nothing that's worth that much water yes there is it's right here well this is why they yeah well they're not saying avocado tree they're saying one per kilo alone so you have a tree that produces 16 avocados it's like 960 gallons that is a lot of water yeah and it's worth like oh that's like the future of humanity against avocados like but that's like and it's like the same way like there's Arguments for both sides Burger one burger from a cow kind of thing when you do the math it's so much [ __ ] water no but we can't get rid of that that's that's necessary the way you feel about Burgers is how I feel about avocados really really uh easy ask for me what do you put it up alone it's like a bee for me you make me sick but like I like them in my omelets I like them on Burgers turkey burgers with avocado what is this little guy I don't know I can't it's a cute little guy I can't Pierce in them I got him oh what are you you're killing him oh [ __ ] oh my God okay what are your secrets oh yeah it's milk is this a radish it smells like the zoo yeah it does smell that's kind of smell like this so just like [ __ ] or like that room at the aquarium where you can pet the Stingrays yeah no it's very earthy yeah no smell it you'll be you'll be reminded of stingrays yeah it's not like the Rainforest Cafe you guys give it back Danny you're behind the camera you can't talk have you ever actually been into the Stingrays it smells like salt water oh it's a little onion yeah right no no shot it's a little onions she's not spicy it tastes like dirt normal dirt no there's there's definitely like some kind of acid in there there's no way you've never put dirt in your mouth it shows it shows yeah you grew up without eating dirt weirdo this isn't bad this is definitely not something you're supposed to eat raw though whatever the [ __ ] it is yeah no it's oh I got I got to the meat without the outside not any better this is just a common root vegetable that a tuber I think is what they're called Jupiter hey you're also a tuber I remember when we played Who Wants To Be A Millionaire for a 24-hour stream we had that [ __ ] Brain Buster that's like what is it I don't know five potato fingers there's like a tuber what the [ __ ] is that no shot so yeah all right Caleb what is it let us know that's a radish the first time it's that has actually no flavor it's just non-offensive it came from the dirt and it tastes like the dirt I just give it a b b I always kind of go see I was gonna go C that makes sense it really is just it's nothing yeah just a big crunchy thing of nothing yeah I wouldn't seek it out neither let's eat these apples before they die oh yeah they're they're oxidizing yeah let's go hmm all right Apple was that Granny Smith no this is I think it's a honey crisp High correct I love honey gross looks like a honey crisp where's your favorite apple is a good red delicious but there is so hit or miss because sometimes you get like the actual sponge ones that sucked ass oh the soft apples are the bane of my existence you bite into one you're excited for an apple that's so offensive that's right honey crash bars are the best because of crispy if this is honey crisp sweet I mean that's obviously an s aren't the cores of apples cyanide is it I thought it was arsenic cyanide uh I say I'm saying that with confidence so just get ready to take this out in case it is arsenic yeah yeah and then here's the see I thought arsenic but good job is that crazy what a defense mechanism and they've already eaten you like just let them have it that's what I think that's why I think all these vegetables are so [ __ ] stupid their defense mechanisms don't trigger until you've already killed them it's just Petty yeah like just shoot out the cyanide before yeah exactly yeah could you imagine a dead man switch if it evolved to what you just said you go to bite-ish it's just a little cyanide it's like the little fake flowers clowns where that [ __ ] all of a sudden being an Apple farmer is one of the most like prestigious jobs in the world you gotta go in a suit of armor yeah the cyanide out of it and get the glands out you gotta be really nice to the apples so it lets you you have like tickle the Apple they like fall off the tree where do you put the Apple oh that's a s for me I love apples they're just it's like nature's candy it is like nature's candy we've already done a fruit to your list where I was about to say was stupid I knew I want to point this out I knew the second he knocked his turmeric onto the table that that was my turn I knew he wouldn't touch it is this turmeric It's gotta be right I don't think so I think that smells like turmeric I think the yellow is turmeric that's what I thought too I think the yellow is ginger no here you take a little sniff it's definitely not sweet potato it's got to be turmeric oh that's not sweet yeah I don't think it's I don't think it's turmeric though all right he smells like it whoa oh whoa not starmark is that turmeric yes come on turmeric whoa that oh it's like a mouth of sand yep I'll put some hair on your balls wow whoa it's like I walked into Bath and Body Works I'm like oh Jesus what the [ __ ] is that like you bite like it's it's solid but then you bite into it and it explodes this whole room has started smelling like turmeric now since you guys been into those yeah my breath is gonna be rank yeah it does not pay to be healthy man wow that was weird I like it ground up in a little yeah and better turmeric's like good like I I do like it for you it is good for you oh we should get this to Chelsea it will help with the inflammation oh yeah she's got like a tattoo infection that she's refusing to get fixed Apple needs less K in her diet yeah yeah I don't hate it which is the thing I just hate the way it happens I I do agree with that it's aggressive though in this form like you want it yeah yeah it's it's really like give it yeah it's really it's like and the other thing too is like where I had it in my mouth I still feel it in my mouth yeah it doesn't leave it left it left a lasting impression on my molars sorry what were you saying I give it a c c yeah I think C is very fair much better in other forms yeah well all of this but yeah so this is we're living how Adam and Eve did right now yeah go on yeah I cut you off in a thought there there was no thought other than Ginger raw is pain you want to just raw dog it yeah spicy oh it's just painful bring it back so much oh what the [ __ ] that's like a one chip challenge oh wait what that's so much what kind of what kind of how much cap says internet wow what wow that bird oh my God the pleasure taste of ginger is a compound called gingerol which is related to capsules feels very different like it's still a burn but it's a different burn not soluble right if it's related to capsaicin holy [ __ ] I need the avocado look how smart we've gotten sleep that's the image of intellect right there that was so much worse than the raw garlic I've had in the past what the [ __ ] or uh Ginger whoa whoa you guys should do this for a palette yeah uh raw ginger uh seat here really Jake it tastes good I don't know why it hurts so much like why is he so mean that is ginger I know you just ate it yeah why is he so mean though I don't know it is it's aggressive it attacks it's like it's fighting back whoa that's fine oh plain yogurt for you because it's so yuckily clean I thought it'd be like you're not plain yogurt yeah what is anything else playing you're like oh it's just plain this is like that is the embodiment of the word plane yeah [ __ ] it's just so hard it is yeah a little pretty tart like um plain Greek yogurt still has some kind of taste to it plain normal yogurt here I don't know if I've ever had it just super plain like this that we had just said Yogurt so I was like I'll just get the most plain [ __ ] ever yeah I see I don't I don't mind that I don't mind it either I don't like it that's what like at night I'll take either plain yogurt or playing Greek yogurt throw some granola in it our yogurt has peed onto our eggs it has uh plain yogurt I'll give a like a like I'm gonna go see I love just eggs hard-boiled eggs they're so good put a little salt on that bad boy oh yeah it doesn't even need the salt oh my fish that's an S I mean obviously an S I love hard-boiled eggs same they're just so yummy eggs have got a really bad rap over the years because of cholesterol but from everything I read back when College the cholesterol eggs was it LDL and HDL the eggs are good for like LDL which I think is a good one good one I think one of them's good and I think that's the one eggs do yeah so just got like kind of a misunderstood reputation from whatever just stop being a [ __ ] eat your eggs yeah those chickens worked hard God damn it let's do the garlic so that way when we get to the fruit it can like overpower it I don't want to touch the salmon I don't have to do is just do a tiny bite of sandwich I don't want to eat the salmon either I'm afraid of it I'm not putting this whole thing in my mouth I'm just gonna do the back end yeah I'm just gonna eat the ass out of it huh so much oh it's a lot it hurts it's like ginger it doesn't hurt as bad as Ginger no but it's just so much it hurts a lot oh way too much I got something coward oh now my breath taster smells very good it says I'm gonna be immune to vampire attacks from now on no I'm not gonna kiss you anytime soon I'll get the [ __ ] out of here yeah garlic that's beetier yeah I was gonna say B in this form because it still tastes like garlic horrible horrible um I think garlic is one of the best things that God has given us on this green earth oh you're a big garlic guy bro well your breath is actually like yeah no the whole room smells like I mean yeah I feel you do salmon before what if we do a liquid yeah just do before it gets warm I'm not I'm not eating the same do it you both can't you're I'll eat it with you oh I don't like seafood I like seafood but I don't know sour got a Superman yeah yeah yeah this tastes like fishing bait it's so good that's right that's actually not bad that tastes like Canadian bacon it's salted I think that's salted right it's smoked that does taste very good yeah that is just locks in it I've never had salmon in my life really do you not get um fish on your salmon on your sushi I will raw sushi though like did I know it's prepared by like a sushi expert who trained 100 years or something to prepare it yeah okay there's like no microbes living in that yeah I was gonna say I wasn't sure I like that was very good though yeah yeah oh okay that makes sense let me have the beetroot though let's go beaver yeah and then I'd like to get into a liquid to try to take stuff out of my mouth wow that is like cement yeah nope nope I do now I like beets a lot you went [ __ ] right in no bees are good have you ever had raw beets nope they're good yeah I didn't think I was gonna like that no raw beets are like actually like kind of slappers there's a little sweetness to it yeah no it's got a great flavor I thought it was going to be a lot like the radish but wow it's pretty it tastes like a more plain Apple like a less juicy I shockingly agree it's like the the plain yogurt of the fruit I don't think this is a fruit but no that's another s oh I I'm gonna go a but that's like that's hands down so far the most shocking to me I like beats a lot that was great they're super underrated I'm learning what are these I think these are baby cucumbers yes I don't think I'm gonna like these I don't think so either but I thought I was gonna hate beetroot here oh that's fine yeah I don't like cucumber but they're fine I like cucumber it kind of tastes like um okra okra what what you don't think it tastes like okra no I think it tastes exactly like okra yeah yeah well this in this form I'm not believing you've had okra now I get fried okra yeah okra has a pretty like strong like so does this I mean is he not fighting you you get over there I was gonna say is the Cucumbers just like crunchy water yeah that was good D for me man you were just not a healthy eater you know what eat the eat the Blackberry here so we can both puke but you don't like but we are not on the same page today what you didn't like blackberries either all right let's do it I mean like it's legs ahead of a cucumber very rich that's a very bitter fruit yeah they're [ __ ] somebody heard it when now it's fighting back I will say that at least more juicy than the ones we had last time I was gonna say I do remember in the fruit tier list thinking they were [ __ ] but that's also because of where we went shopping for all our fruits yeah they were like a year old I give it like a d i I still don't really like blackberries I just B for me yeah this is where it ends well I'm sure you like raspberries I do I like raspberries it's just cool Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum ass oh there's that ass yeah I love raspberries this is kind of a speed round here in the blueberries you remember I used to work at a yogurt shop yep not like that yogurt frozen yogurt yeah and we'd have a bunch of fresh berries so every morning I worked I'd go in for breakfast and just do raspberries and blueberries for my breakfast it was always yummy that sounds yummy blueberries yes wait oh you ate a blueberry oh yeah I'm just gonna eat fruit now give me the wacky Marmite I don't want to do it on my mind please you think I'm gonna like it that's cool do you smell that it's like an acetone this is you could eat this right well yeah it started as paint thinner and then they realized it was edible but it [ __ ] smells like Marmite yeast extract okay you go right ahead it's made by Unilever who's also known for deodorant and shampoo oh it's gelatinous it has a Umami scent to it it did not come off my Fork I tried it oh that's the worst thing we've had all the way that is the worst thing we had all day that's strong that's [ __ ] terrible it's done stuck on my Fork so I gotta just lick it oh my god wow that is [ __ ] atrocious it's like spoiled soy sauce it's just like a handful of salt and puke yeah that's so bad wow what in the [ __ ] I legitimately it tastes like that's the worst thing we've had today maybe the worst thing I've ever had in my [ __ ] life what else did I rank Chloe kale tomato it's down there with kale and tomato for me I think under tomato over kale I actually hate that so much I'm actually I'm mad at it I'm Marmite bad I've gone to caveman brain bro I might know like grug no like marmite yeah it definitely it can't taste that bad and be bad I mean yeah bad that was actually so much worse than I expected you know I have seen that before baseball players put that on their hands to try to cheat spider attack all right you want to go into this stuff yeah give me the liquids all right we got agua de coco original and what makes this a superfood um I asked the same thing actually because I think it's just healthier than drinking water yeah like Caleb was saying you know they'll tell you like drink this instead of drinking Gatorade because the electrolytes or whatever okay I was gonna say this smells really sweet for coconut water yeah this has 38 grams of sugar this is this is not normal coconut water mine only has 20. so it smells a lot worse than it tastes that's delicious that's a nest here for me I mean because they I was gonna say that's just like sugar in it this is not natural coconut water oh yours even has coconut chunks yeah that one's got pulp I like normal coconut water but it's fine um this one is just like a sugary fruit drink I don't like I'm I'm not in love with it but it's not bad at all that one's much better than this one yeah this one is definitely better I give it like a strong B that's interesting I wonder why this one's so much better yummy yummy pomegranate juice baby let's go let's get it you want it out of The Jug you want a cup what do you just give me a cup and you can you can skull it you peeling smoothly for weeks that's good it's good stuff it's tart yeah I like pomegranates though so I'm a fan I wish they weren't so like tedious to eat because they're really good there's nothing more frustrating than you like I want a pomegranate and then you got to spend two and a half hours eating it yeah it's good stuff it is good stuff next I'm gonna go to kombucha I actually don't think I've ever had kombucha so this is Mother kombucha I believe mother kombucha is actually in Saint Pete nice probably for making them [Music] cheers have you had kombucha before no I just said that for a treat yeah I hate that I figured you would yeah actually that I actually hate that so there's different flavors like you would get of sodas this is lavender mojito and it should just be labeled toothpaste that tastes like toothpaste that tastes exactly like toothpaste really what the [ __ ] yeah they tastes so much like toothpaste that tastes like a liquid toothpaste wow that is like shockingly accurate inside this flavor [ __ ] I didn't like that at all we'll do this after we got green tea I didn't hate it right right down D that flavor is definitely a d normal other ones I do like a b what is this just to use green tea with honey and ginseng I bet it's gonna be delicious yeah this is something that's just good your stomach something oh that's sweet yeah pomegranate juice hit my bladder instantly I am holding in urine like strong right now you have a strong grasp of how the body systems work I like the image of the the witch's brew in our stomachs one of us is going to shoot a potion out later it'll be the superfood of [ __ ] s a for me you want to try your Marmite with butter toast is it this is just a cracker it's a cracker yeah it's definitely better on that like it is but it's nice you know it would be better as if it just wasn't on it yeah I'd rather just be like a buttered cracker well that's all the superfoods yeah I'm feeling healthy I'm feeling powerful it was great we normally do Oreos or ice cream and this this felt good this was like a good detox so yeah yep good word

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Published: Fri Jun 09 2023