- I'm a taco! (Chris laughs) Wanna eat me? (everyone laughs) (upbeat pop music) - Good morning everyone! Today we're at Colleen's
house for a Superbowl party. You like the Superbowl? Yah.
- Yah you like the Eagles! - [Chris] You like hanging
out with auntie-panties? - Yeah Eagles! Go Eagles! - My family's rooting for the Eagles, or as my Mom likes to
call them 'the birds'. - 'The birds' or the 'green team' is what I call them. The green costumes.
- The green team. Green team, birds or
eagles, all acceptable, here at the Superbowl party.
- We were told what we were allowed to root for. - We don't know anything about football. - I know nothing. - We have family members
that do know some things, and they let us know
who we're rooting for. (upbeat pop music) It's all good. [Colleen] It's all good? It's all good.
(tape rewinds) - What are you doing? (Colleen laughs)
I'm eating broccoli! I'm eating broccoli! - [Colleen] Ow, I got caught on a chair, I'm tryna-- (laughs). - Leave me alone I wanna eat my broccoli! (Colleen laughs) We are currently taking
a rack out of the oven. We've already made some vegan nachos, see that unmelted cheese? That's vegan cheese. And then we didn't have enough space for the nachos I made. That's a lot of nachos. I hope you guys are gonna
help us eat these nachos, are you gonna help us eat the nachos? Oh, it's so close to the top rack. - [Ballinger Family] Superbowl! - Yay, sports! We love sports. And also reasons to have
parties and be with our family. I have to show you what
Colleen is wearing today because she looks amazing. Oh, how-- - I got it dirty because
I've been cooking in it but Jojo sent me a shirt
and Jojo sent me a bow. - Which is a beautiful Jojo bow. - She's doing Superbowl
stuff, and so she has Superbowl merch.
- Superbowl. We're team Jojo because Jojo is the junior ambassador for the Superbowl this year. - But you knew the color, this is the color we're
supposed to root for. - What team is this, is it bad or good? - It's green, it's birds. - But which team... Oh that's the-- - The birds, the Eagles.
- The bird team. I'm the bird team. I didn't know, I just wore this dress. Hey Parker do you see what auntie-panties is dressed like? - Yeah! - Who? - Jojo. - Jojo!
- [Jessica] Oh my goodness. [Colleen] He's in the craft kit right now. There's a box full of
crafts for the kids that they can go into whenever
they wanna do something. (cheers) - A sport just happened, go sports! So Colleen is a pretty
amazing aunt and she has a craft area for the kids. And Grandma is a pretty amazing grandma, cause look what she's doin' over here. - He's into the cat right now. - You looking at the kitty? You like Daisy? (cheers) - He's watchin' that cat. - Watching Daisy. There she is. You having a good time with Grandma? Oh, Daisy's walkin' away. - [Chris] What are you doing? - I'm making a stained-glass window. (bright acoustic music) - [Chris] And Parker did this one. Did you get a tattoo? - Yeah. - [Chris] A face tat! What are you gonna do now? - A heart. - I'm about to make you
guys really jealous. I'm about to make me
really jealous in like, four hours cause I'm gonna
watch the video and be like, wanting this again.
- Hi hi hi! - First of all there's a
Jacob but second of all, look at these nachos! Don't they look amazing? - [Jacob] Yeah. - Look at this. (angels sing) I know food photography is really hard, and basically anytime
you film a video of food, it looks like a giant mound of garbage. (angels sing) For unappetizing food, so
maybe that's what I just did. (angels sing) In life, this is the
most appetizing looking food ever so I don't know. Look at this guy. No meat! - No meat, cheese-- - [Jessica] Chow down monkey town. - Beans, more beans. Ooh, hot, it's hot. (Jessica laughs) But it's good. - [ Jessica] What do you think? - The halftime show's about to happen, which means a few people decided to start watching the TV. Namely this guy and this lovely. Auntie-panties, aka Colleen. And Trent has been watching
the game but he's here. How's it going? - Alright, yeah. - Good. Are you rooting for the Falcons? Eagles, Eagles? - Uh I don't know who I'm rooting for. - The birds. - I don't know what I'm rooting for. - You don't know what you're rooting for. Are you rooting for the halftime show? - No. - Not rooting for the
halftime show, alright. - Ice skating. - Oh, you saw a commercial
for ice-skating? - Yeah. - Was it exciting?
- I didn't know the Olympics were coming up, and ya,
Parker was just like, "this is what I wanna do,
this is what I wanna do"! - The summer Olympics
is what has gymnastics. - Yeah. - You wanna do ice skating now? - Yeah. - I have never been ice skating, did you know that Parker? - No. - We should go sometime. - The halftime show! How do you feel about it? - I love it. - You love it. Duncan's likin' it, he's singin' along. Christopher, Jacob, what do you think? - A lot of lasers. - A lotta lasers. Yes! (pop music plays) Okay, we know this song. Whoo! Whoo! (Colleen laughs) (pop music plays) - Are you dabbin'? (laughs) - [Duncan] Did Miranda teach him that? - Ahh! I'm so tired. - Parker what did you think
of that halftime show? Yes! What do you like better, the football game or the halftime show? - Halftime. - What do you guys like better? Are you trying to sneak
up on this camera mister? Hi. - Did you see him helping me clap earlier? - No, is he teaching you? - It's so cute, watch. Duncan, Duncan! - Duncan, teach grandpa to clap. - Yay! - Yay! Are you trying to teach me how to vlog? (baby mumbles) Thank you, you're such a helper. You teaching us all how to fly? (baby mumbles) Thank you. (baby mumbles) You're too cute. (buildup music) Looking good dude. - So how do you get out of this thing? - I'm shocked it fit you, because it was literally made for my body. So, I mean I'm not saying
you're big or anything but you are larger than me. - Well, I have a woman's physique. (Colleen laughs) - So the funny part is
that this is not easy to get in and out of, there's no zipper. You have to like, shimmy into it-- - Yeah I went like this! - And getting out of it is hard too, so after like a twelve
hour day of sweating in this thing and getting, by the way, hosed down (laughs), like bleeding in it, um, this is what you have to do hold on. So, you're going to have
to get on your knees. (laughs) Arms up (laughs) this is
literally how I would do it. - Okay now do it. - This is literally how you do it, this is how we did it on set. (Colleen laughs) So that's how you do it! - That was an experience. - I'm a taco! (Chris laughs) Wanna eat me? (everyone laughs) - What did he say? - [Chris] You wanna eat me. [Colleen] You wanna eat me? (laughs) - [Jessica] I like the way
you move in the taco suit. - [Colleen] I know. - Eat me, eat me, somebody eat me! (Colleen laughs) - Eat me somebody! (Colleen laughs) - [Chris] Chomp! - [Jessica] (eating noise) Delicious! - [Chris] That's one cheesy taco. What just happened Parker? - I just got the thing she was wearing when she, it was a great episode. - [Chris] That is the costume
from the parade episode? - Uh-huh! - [Chris] And she just gave it to you? - Yeah. - And look I have a
matching one cause I had a body double that day. - [Chris] Oh my goodness. - It's the stunt double's so
I get one and you get one. - Yeah! - [Chris] How cool is that? - A lot of stuff. - Yeah. - I wore that in the parade too. (casual jazz music) - [Jessica] And how are you doing bunny? - I'm the baby, I'm the baby! Are you sleepy? - [Jessica] So it's bedtime. - Bedtime. He pointed to my Jojo bow
so basically he was saying the only thing he liked was Jojo. - [Jessica] (gasps) Yes, very insightful. - Or he was pointing to my heart maybe? To say he loves my heart. - [Jessica] Aww, Uncle
Trent is making him smile! He smiled at you. - We're still at Colleen's house, the game is still goin on, it is 32 to 33. The Patriots just took the lead, if you care about sports,
that's what happened. And you might notice that I'm
a little dressed up right now. That's because Jessica and I
are going to the Magic Castle with some friends that we
haven't seen in a really really long time, and Colleen is
gonna watch all four kids. Date night! - A team just won on the Superbowl! (Ballinger family shouts happy statements) How do you guys feel? - We're going to Disneyland! - Whoo, whoo! - Yeah, Superbowl! (screams) - Yay Superbowl! And you might have
noticed that I'm wearing a different outfit, so is this guy. - They've seen it. - Oh.
- They saw it, I showed em earlier. - Did you tell them why?
- You guys know. Yeah, they know. - Oh, I was gonna-- - We're going on a date. Date night! - [Jessica] Are you going to
be very well behaved while we're on our date? - Yeah. Eagles, Eagles, Eagles, Eagles. - [Jessica] Are you going
to be very well behaved while we're on our date? - Yeah. - [Jessica] You're gonna be
really good for auntie-panties? - Me too! - [Jessica] How's Superbowl going Bailey? - Good. - [Jessica] Are you going to
be very good for auntie-panties while we're on our date? - Yeah we're gonna watch a movie. - [Jessica] So fun, what
are you gonna watch? - The Sound of Music. - [Jessica] Nice, what
are you reading right now? - Auggie and Me, and it's
the second Wonder book. - [Jessica] Do you recommend it? - Yeah. - [Chris] Is he asleep - I think so. Three little kids, snugglin' in the Christmas room. - Wait a second! - There's four little kids in there. - Yeah! - And one little kid... and you're asleep. Super aunt, super aunt to the rescue, I got a baby to sleep, I got three kids in a bed and a kitty kat. Super aunt! - Super aunt. - Super aunt! We should probably have popcorn. - Yeah! - Super aunt! We need, oh wait I don't
think we have organic popcorn. So actually that's probably
not going to happen. Super aunt is not (gasps). (piano music) - Super aunt is not to the rescue cause I can't figure out
how to make the sound work. Where is the super sound? (gasps) There's the super sound,
I fix the super sound cause I'm super aunt! (kids clap and cheer) Super aunt just broke
it when she was trying to fast forward! Super aunt broke the computer! (laughter) They're gonna watch Sound of Music. I'm gonna see if I have
any organic popcorn. Super aunt found skinny
pop gluten free popcorn! Can you guys have this? - [Kids] Yay! - Super aunt saves the day! - You're about to make me not super aunt if you wake up the baby,
I lose all my superpowers if the baby wakes up. - She's super aunt but she
loses her powers if she-- - Parker. - Super aunt, super aunt, super aunt!!! - You guys probably didn't know this, but your dad and I ate
like probably five bags of these a week when we were
writing 'Haters Back Off'. We'd always have a bag of
these on the writer's room table while we were
writing 'Haters Back Off', and your dad would eat
more than anybody else. - A big one? - Yeah, a big one. Super aunt telling stories
about memories with, about their father! Super aunt! - You're funny. Super babysit aunt! - I'm sure you're not. - (laughs) I'm not funny? (kids laugh) - Super aunt failed again, her nephew thinks she's not funny. Not a super aunt. (kids laugh) - You ARE the super aunt! - I am a super aunt, I'm just not funny? [Kids] Yeah. (laughter) - Well considering that
it is my job to be funny, I am definitely failing
at being a super aunt. - Super aunt is super funny. - Yeah, I'm super aunt again! Okay, we're gonna watch
Sound of Music now. Alright, ya'll ready? Enjoy your popcorn, buh-bye. Super aunt! I got him to sleep on the
bed and I made a barricade! Super aunt, he's asleep, super aunt, super aunt number two! Super aunts, together we are super aunts. Sleeping baby. (mumbles) (baby breathing) (mumbles) - He's waking up, he's waking up, no. Dang it dang it dang it dang it. He was fully just awake and he was like, 'hmmm' and I put my hand over his eyeballs so that he thinks it's dark. Cause I think if you wake. If he wakes up and sees
me I think he'll be like, where am I and cry. We're just chilling in here
with this little barricade, hanging' out and talkin'. I can hear The Sound of
Music is almost over, which means that I have
to go in and tell them to go to sleep. I don't know how that's gonna go. Three kids in the same
room trying to go to sleep. Probably not going to be very successful. Time to keep watching this baby, and to keep gossiping with my sister. We're just missing Jessica. Super aunt is no longer super aunt. Baby is not asleep
inside of the barricade. Baby is wide awake. But he's not crying which is good, he's just wide awake. But he's cuddling like I was holding him and we were cuddling. He's just hmmm, his eyes are wide open. So I don't know if he's gonna fall back asleep but we're gonna try. Okay another update. Baby's still awake, the
kids are still awake, the movie's almost over, but now they're all claiming
that they're starving. Which, I know is a ploy. I know they're trying to
just get more popcorn. Well sorry kids, I see right through you. So, I said, can't have anymore popcorn
but you can have a banana. And they now are trying to
stay along with their little not truth about still being hungry, and so they're like, fine,
we would like a banana. And I'm like, I know
you don't want a banana. I know you want popcorn
but now you're stuck with a banana. So I'm getting them a banana right now. The baby's still awake, ooh I can't get him to go back to sleep, he's like wide awake. Delicious plate of apples,
oranges and bananas. I have three forks, one
plate for them all to share. Super aunt is not a super aunt, I've got an awake baby and a bloody nose. Hello, Parker. How ya doing buddy? - [Parker] I'm doing a little bit better. - What happened? - He bonked his nose on his knee. - [Parker] Yeah, and it hurt. And I didn't know I had a bloody nose. - And there's blood on
the bed unfortunately, but that's okay as long as you're okay. - It's okay cause
everything's red and green and white cause it's the Christmas room. - Yeah, just blends in with the room. Are you alright, you feel okay? - [Parker] Yeah. - Okay so Duncan is not going
to fall back asleep so-- - Yeah, look you can't even see it. (laughs) - So we're just gonna cuddle in bed. - And I'm gonna hold him. - Okay. Why don't you give him
cuddles in bed and I'll deal with this bloody nose. Teamwork makes the dream work. Oh my goodness there is blood everywhere! Blood! Super aunt! Bloody kids! Super aunt! (kids laugh) - Theme song. - [Parker] Super aunt! Hashtag super aunt is so fainted. - Hashtag super aunt is so fainted. (kids laugh) Hopefully next time I turn
on this camera their will be no more bloody children and
hopefully they'll be asleep. - Super aunt looks again. - Super aunt trying hard
to be the babysitter, feeling hard, super aunt. Bloody kids, crying babies. Super aunt! Super aunt, trying to
get him to go to sleep. I gave him a bath, he loved it. He was just screaming and giggling, I thought it would calm
him down, it didn't. Parker's asleep, Jacob's
about to about to go to sleep. Goodnight. And Bailey is asleep in the Miranda room. I'll show you that. Goodnight, I love you. I'm gonna try to get this boy asleep. I'm gonna try and get some work done. Hopefully if he sleeps I can do a little bit of work on my computer. And that's what I'm doing. I'm just being super aunt. We had a bloody nose,
we had a crying baby, but we had snacks, we had
Sound of Music, we had a bath. Everything's good. Crazy cat. Alright, goodnight. (laughs) - [Man] What about you big brother? - [Woman] Oh. (woman laughs) - [Woman] So darling. - I know! - [Rachel] Wait can you guys just stay and hang out with Minnie, cause
you guys are just so sweet. - Yeah, we'll take you. Bye dad! - Bye dad! - Wait a second, wait a second. - Bye dad. - Bye dad! - We'll see you later thank you! - [Man] Pick up dinner for us!
