♪♪ ♪ AND SO I PULLED UP MY PANTS AND I SAID I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK ♪ >> THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU, KINGSTON RESIDENCE INN. ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE THE TREECE HENDERSON TRIO. SO GLAD YOU JOINED OUR BIG KICKOFF TO SUMMER CELEBRATION. WE GOT A HOT SHOW TO GET BACK TO, BUT BEFORE WE DO, MY ALLERGIES ARE EXPLODING. CAN I ASK IF ANYONE HAS NASONEX? IT WOULD REALLY GET ME THROUGH THIS EXPERIENCE. I'LL PUT A CONDOM ON THE NASAL -- CAN I GET THAT SQUIRT? AM I SPEAKING CLEARLY? I HAVE ASKED FOR NASONEX AT LEAST 11 TIMES. NO? >> NOBODY HAS IT, TREECE. >> OKAY, FINE. ♪ TWEEDLE DEE ROLL TWEEDLE DEE BUN SOON WE'LL EACH HAVE BURGERS IN THE SUMMER SUN ♪ ♪♪ >> ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET THE BAND. ON KEYBOARD, IT'S BRAD DATES. AND HIS LAST NAME IS DATES, BUT HE HASN'T HAD ONE IN SIX YEARS. >> I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR TEN, TREECE. >> HEY, THIS IS JUST SHOW PATTER. I DON'T KNOW. ALSO HERE TONIGHT, IT'S HELEN. >> I'M HELEN. I DON'T PLAY AN INSTRUMENT. I'M JUST HERE TO DANCE. >> WELL, WE LOVE HELEN HELPING OUT THE BAND. AND FINALLY, ON HARMONICA, IT'S MY ROOMMATE AND LANDLORD, CASSIE MARIE. >> WATCH ME BLOW THIS. ♪♪ >> YEAH! CASSIE, YES! >> THAT WAS FIRE, CASSIE MARIE. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE PHONING IT IN TONIGHT CONSIDERING THE STATE I FOUND YOU IN THIS MORNING. >> OH, NO. THAT'S BETWEEN US, TREECE. I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING IS FINE. >> WELL, YOU WERE CRYING PRETTY HARD IN THE CAR. >> OKAY, TREECE, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT HERE. MY TEARS ARE MY BUSINESS. >> YEAH, BOUNDARIES, TREECE. >> BUT I CARE ABOUT HER EMOTIONAL STATE. >> TREECE, ZIP IT. >> OKAY, FINE! ♪♪ S. SUMMER ♪ ♪ PUT ON A SPREAD AND SAUCE UP YOUR SUMMER SASS ♪ ♪♪ >> ALL RIGHT. HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT? HOW ABOUT YOU, LOVELY COUPLE? >> OH, WE'RE NOT A COUPLE. I'M GAY AND SHE'S MY PSYCHIC. >> WHOA! >> YEAH, AND THE SPIRIT WORLD IS TELLING ME THAT YOUR HARMONICA PLAYER IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM YOU. >> I KNEW IT. SPILL THE BEANS, CASSIE MARIE. >> OH, HO! THERE IS NOTHING TO SPILL, AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS PSYCHICS. >> IT'S SOMEONE WITH AN "R" NAME. >> WHAT? SO THERE'S A "R" IN YOUR LIFE? IS IT R. KELLY? STEER CLEAR. >> THERE'S NO R. KELLY. >> THAT'S GOOD NEWS. ♪ TWEEDLE DEE HOT NO KIDS IN SCHOOL ♪ ♪ I WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOMEBODY WHO HAS A POOL ♪ ♪♪ >> TREECE, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT CASSIE IS ABOUT TO RECEIVE A NEST CAM ALERT. >> WHAT? PULL OUT YOUR PHONE. >> TREECE, YOU'RE KILLING THE VIBE. >> JUST DO IT. [ DING ] IT'S YOUR NEST CAM. THERE'S SOMEONE IN YOUR FRONT YARD. SHE WAS RIGHT AGAIN. >> YOU TWO! GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR DEVIL BUSINESS! >> OH, NO, I PAID $4 FOR BOTH OF THESE SEATS. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, HONEY. >> WHO IS THAT IN YOUR YARD? HE'S WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS RONALD. >> THAT'S AN "R" NAME! >> YES, IT'S MY EX, RONALD. >> WELL, THAT EXPLAINS THE TEE. WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? >> HE'S IN THE CLOSET BEDROOM. >> WHAT? BUT THAT'S MY CLOSET BEDROOM. THAT'S WHERE I PUT MY FASHIONWARE. >> HE MUST THINK THEY'RE MINE. HE'S GOING TO BURN THEM TO GET ME BACK FOR DUMPING HIM. >> OH, NO, HE HAS MY BOTTEGA VENETA FANNY PACK. YOU CAN'T BURN THAT! THAT'S MY BOTTEGA VENETA. >> BUT IT'S A KNOCKOFF, TREECE. >> OH, YOU SHUT UP! >> TREECE, THEY'RE JUST CLOTHES. >> YOU'RE JUST CLOTHES. AND HER EX-BOYFRIEND IS ABOUT TO ANGELA BASSETT MY BOTTEGA VENETA AND SET IT ON FIRE AND WALK AWAY AND SNAP. NOW, CALL HIM AND TELL HIM TO STOP. >> OKAY, JUST FOR YOU, TREECE. HELLO, RONALD. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? NO, YOU'RE GARBAGE! I DON'T CARE. BURN EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING IN THAT ROOM IF YOU WANT! >> NO! THAT WAS NOT THE PLAN. >> I'M SORRY, TREECE. I'LL BUY YOU ALL NEW STUFF TOMORROW. >> YOU CAN'T. YOU'RE POORER THAN ME. ♪ TWEEDLEDEE HOT ♪ ♪ I'M CUTTING YOU OFF OF ALL OF MY SONGS ♪ >> NO! >> YES! ♪♪
