>> Stephen: OH, HEY! HEY, FOLKS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION. HAS ANYBODY HERE EVER BEEN TO
THE WAFFLE HOUSE? THEY'RE PREDOMINANTLY A SOUTHERN
THING. STARTED IN THE SOUTH. I GREW UP IN SOUTH CAROLINA
(CHEERING) WHEN I WAS A KID, REALLY
STARTING IN HIGH SCHOOL, AFTER ME AND MY FRIENDS, LIKE ONE OF
MY BEST FRIENDS, CHIP HILL, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, THAT'S ME IN THE
BACKGROUND, THERE IS CHIP BEING POSSESSED BY, LET'S SAY, A NEED
TO GO TO WAFFLE HOUSE LATE AT NIGHT. WE WOULD ALWAYS GO TO THIS ONE
WAFFLE HOUSE IN CHARLESTON AND ORDER THE LEFT SIDE TO HAVE THE
MENU. WE WROTE A SONG CALLED NO SHIRT,
NO SHOES, NO KNUCKLE HEADS. WE DID IT ON THE SHOW, SHOWED IT
TO WAFFLE HOUSE AND THEY PUT IT ON THE DAMN JUKEBOX! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
AND I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM. SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE EXACT
WATCHING HOUSE THAT I SPENT MY CHILDHOOD AT TO SEE WHETHER THEY
HAD REALLY DONE IT AND TO GET A TASTE OF THE WAFFLE HOUSE
LIFESTYLE. JIM? >> HI, I'M HERE WITH STURNLGLE
SIMPSON. WE'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO THE
WAFFLE HOUSE I SPENT MY YOUNG DRUNKENNESS IN AND WE'LL PLAY
OUR SONG OFFICIALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE JUKEBOX. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. >> ABSOLUTELY STOKED. READY? . COME ON! WHOA! (LAUGHTER)
>> OW! WHOO! IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. >> WELL, STURGLE, WHAT DOES IT
MEAN TO YOU TO HAVE YOUR SONG ON THE WAFFLE HOUSE JUKEBOX? >> I COULD NEVER IMAGINE THIS
COULD BE A REALITY. >> Stephen: I KNOW THE
FEELING. I CAN HONESTLY SAY, AS LONG AS
MY FAMILY ISN'T WATCHING, THAT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. BEFORE THE WORLD HOUSE PREMIERE,
WE WANTED TO MEET WAFFLE WAFFLE HOUSEMATES. ARE YOU READY TO PARTY? >> ARE YOU GUYS HOT RIGHT NOW? NO! I DON'T DRINK. WANT TO PARTY? KEVIN. NO. KEVIN. YES. YES, YOU DO. YES, BE HONEST. >> I AM. THIS IS NOT MY FIRST TIME TO
THE WAFFLE RODEO. ALL RIGHT? >> OKAY. LOOK IN HIS EYES, LOOK AT
STURGLE'S EYES. DON'T BULL (BLEEP) HIM, KEVIN. >> Stephen: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN GROWING YOUR HAIR? >> TEN YEARS. >> Stephen: THE CARPET MATCHES
THE DRAPES, GUYS. FINALLY WE HIT THE WAFFLE HOUSE
MOTHER LOAD, WHAT APPEARED TO BE FOUR EXTRAS FROM DAZED AND
CONFUSED. >> WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN ALL
NIGHT? >> Stephen: YOU GUYS NOT
GETTING MUCH SLEEP LATELY OR SOMETHING? WHAT'S UP? >> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE COOL. WE'RE TOTALLY COOL. >> Stephen: YOU GUYS COOL? OBVIOUSLY. >> Stephen: AND EVERYTHING WAS
COOL, UNTIL STURGLE THOUGHT HE SPOTTED A KNUCKLEHEAD. >> DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH
HIM. DO NOT. FIGHT IT. IT IS NOT WORTH IT. YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS. I'VE SEEN IT 50 TIMES. THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU LOOK AT
HIM. DO NOT LOOK AT HIM. DO NOT -- DO NOT --
>> Stephen: CRISIS AVERTED. IT WAS FINALLY TIME FOR OUR
JUKEBOX PREMIERE. FIRST, THE HASH BROWN MAIDEN
SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED THE RED CARPET. THEN WE CHECKED OUT THE
COMPETITION. >> HUH! LOOK AT THAT! I DON'T SEE ANY SONGS BY KANYE
OR BEYONCE ABOUT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. >> NO EASY. I DIDN'T SEE THE GENIUS
BEETHOVEN ON THERE EITHER. STURGLE1 LUDWIG ZERO. READY, DO IT. (LAUGHTER)
Y'ALL READY TO GET YOUR MINDS BLOWN? (CHEERING)
♪ ♪
♪ YOU WANT SOME GOOD FOOD ♪
♪ THEY GOT WAFFLES AND BACON BUT AN ALL STAR BREAKFAST COMES WITH
RULES ♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪ NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO
KNUCKLEHEADS ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, STURGLE,
CHECK IT OUT! (APPLAUSE)
>> WHAT?! (LAUGHTER)
>> MAN! >> Stephen: MAN, I LOVE YOU --
WAFFLE HOUSE! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: THANK YOU,
STURGLE! "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO
KNUCKLEHEADS" IS NOW OFFICIALLY ON EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE JUKEBOX IN
AMERICA. AND EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY IT AT
LEAST FIVE TIMES WHENEVER THEY'RE AT WAFFLE HOUSE, OR
-- WE'LL BE
If Sturgill Simpson becomes Stephen Colbert's Justin Timberlake I would be so happy.
Sturgill is awesome. Good to see him let loose a bit
Would love a good MP3 of the actual song. I'd buy it in iTunes.