Stupid Pet Tricks

oh it's time for stupid Patrick's again ladies and gentlemen the word stupid certainly does not refer to the pets only the tricks they've been taught by their masters and owners let me remind you this is only an exhibition this is not a competition please no wagering let's introduce let's introduce our first participant mr. mark Katz ladies what do you do for living Marc I'm a student student where to go to school Cornell and what are you studying government government and how what is what do you want to do when you graduate there um when I graduate I'm gonna buy some land in Jersey secede and start my own government congratulations mark whatta put a noble ambition mark you're accompanied tonight by your dog Wally yes and what kind of dog is Wally Wally the toy poodle uh-huh and what will you and Wally do well while he's gonna play some piano forests just a little a little piece it he made up himself no one likes his material you and Wally Wally will play the pin yeah you and your family must sleep mighty good at night knowing Wally is looking out for the house you know I wouldn't let his docile looks tricky he's really a vicious attack dog all right that kid I could wet loose any second that's right he's coming right over now to drool on my shoe okay so Wally will play the piano an original composition to mark what will you be doing um I'll just be here feeding him liver well someone has to do it ladies and gentlemen not all show business is glamour job play in place he plays low notes also low notes yeah I do some low notes now okay a completely different trick the dog let's take a look here it is while he was playing the piano in slow motion instant replay some days that's how we have to get Paul started by feeding him liver now Lisa Leigh is our next participant Lisa there's a let me make a correction I mispronounced Lisa's name it's not Lisa at all it's Liza Lee I'm awfully sorry Liza Liza and away for a few days Liza what do you do for a living I shop in the village and your dog is whom max what kind of dog is max he's a Manhattan terrier yes good of an odd-looking coat doesn't he all right nice-looking dog how old is max max is about 12 all right and what will max do for us tonight Liza you go open this package okay may I use anything I can do for this no okay max will now open the package does max get a lot of packages okay now working on the ribbon what a lovely shop isn't this what television is all about it so shame we're not on a little earlier isn't it though a little something for all of us and max what is it max it's Felix it'll be Felix the Cat when he gets to this is an extraordinary trick our next participant a knight mr. William Pizzuti I'm only guessing at this name will clear it up when it comes out mr. Pizzuti please kind of a bad sign you come out with a leather glove what did I get your name right Bob close enough what is it zooty that's what I said sweetie nice to meet you where do you from William Fairfield New Jersey what do you do for a living I'm a student where do you go to school true University in Madison and you're studying physics alright and this is your dog Bucky yes Bucky will do well what kind of dog is buck this is a golden land all right you tell them and what will Bucky do Bucky's a stunt dog he'll they'll take a punch for me now wait a minute yeah you certainly won the hearts of the crowd William you can do no wrong from this point on now you're not really going to punch the dog I know it's an optical illusion an optical illusion okay Bucky and William go right ahead folks okay Wendy Berman ladies and gentlemen Wendy come on out here if you will please nice to see you and are these your pets No that's winter I've windy when do you have a bird here that's a pretty little bird what kind of bird is that what is the birdcage named Polly thumper all right Wendy what will Polly do for us um well hopefully he's going to walk through this linking calling this Joe will crawl right through sleek and if you hold one end of it already went into the slinky or went into Bollywood there's no electrical current all right now the bird is hooked up to the bell there bill bill do you have any money you know bills give me some there what did the good of the pork thing go well these where are these ours now how how do we how do we get this animal down we'll get it down all right don't worry he'll be all right thank you very much Wendy nice the burden action how do we get to see her fly away okay wonderful installment of stupid pet tricks Oh we'll be back with mr. Otis blackwell

Channel: Debbie Corso

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Length: 9min 4sec (544 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 24 2015