♪♪ >>JOHN? >>UM, YOU MUST BE KATE! >>I AM, YEAH. >>UH. >>I'M SORRY. >>YEAH. NICE TO MEET YOU. >>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. BERRY MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU WERE THE GUY OF MY DREAMS SO I COULDN'T SAY NO TO A BLIND DATE. >>[LAUGHS] BERRY. UH, YEAH, SO UM, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. >>OKAY, UH, YEAH, I'M FROM FLORIDA. I JUST MOVED HERE TWO MONTHS AGO WITH MY DOG. SHE'S A MALTESE-POODLE AND SHE'S A REALLY- ♪♪ HUH. UH, WHAT'S GOING ON? >>OH, UH, I AM SO SORRY. >>WAIT, YOU DID THAT? >>NOT ON PURPOSE. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION WHERE MY EMOTIONS KIND OF EFFECT MY ENVIRONMENT. YEAH, I- IT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN I FEEL A CONNECTION WITH SOMEONE. >>OH, WOW. WHAT DID I SAY? >>UM, YOU SAID YOU OWN A DOG AND OWNING A DOG IS A SIGN OF A CARING INDIVIDUAL. I AM SO SORRY. I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TRIED THIS TONIGHT. >>NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. I'M- I'M REALLY VERY FLATTERED, OKAY? ♪♪ >>[LAUGHS] >>[LAUGHS] >>SORRY, KIND OF A SUCKER FOR PHYSICAL CONTACT. >>THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY. LET'S JUST PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF. UH, WHERE WAS I? >>YEAH. >>I'M A MARKETING ANALYST FOR EXXON MOBILE AND I REALLY- ♪♪ [LAUGHS] THERE IT GOES. I REALLY LOVE- I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY JOB. I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS IT THAT I SAID THIS TIME? >>UM, YOU WORK FOR EXXON MOBILE AND I THINK THAT'S COOL. >>YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M A STRONG FEMALE IN A MALE DOMINATED JOB. >>THAT'S IT! >>OR BECAUSE I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY? ♪♪ IT WAS THE MONEY? >>NO, NO, NO. IT- IT WASN'T ABOUT THE MONEY. I THINK SUCCESS IS ATTRACTIVE. >>HEY, HERE ARE YOUR WATERS AND JUST A REMINDER APPETIZERS ARE HALF OFF RIGHT NOW. ♪♪ WE ARE OUT OF HOT WINGS THOUGH. >>SERIOUSLY? >>NO, NO, NO! I APPRECIATE BEING FRUGAL. >>OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND STOP- [SNEEZES] OH, I'M- ♪♪ WAIT, DID MY SNEEZING JUST DO THAT? >>NO, NO. THAT WAS NOT YOU. SNEEZING IS GROSS. >>UH, YEAH. IT IS. I THINK I GOT SOME OF IT ON YOU. >>WHAT? ♪♪ >>[SOUNDS OF DISGUST] OKAY, I'M SORRY, BUT THIS WHOLE NIGHT HAS BEEN HORRIBLE. >>NO, I- >>I HONESTLY DON'T LIKE YOU. THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE MY GRANDMA AND I HIT AN ARMADILLO ON THE WAY HERE. ♪♪ FOR REAL? WHAT ABOUT THAT APPEALED TO YOU? >>ALL OF IT! I'M SORRY! >>[SOUNDS OF DISGUST] OKAY, BYE! >>I'M SO SORRY! KATIE, NO! NO, I'M- KATIE! I AM SUCH A LOSER. I GUESS I'M JUST GOING TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN APPETIZERS TONIGHT. [ELEVATOR MUSIC] WAIT, THIS ISN'T MY MUSIC. THESE AREN'T MY FLOWERS. >>I KNOW. IT'S MINE. YOU WANT TO SEE MY FOOT? I HAVE A NEW WART. IT'S SHAPED LIKE MONTANA. TAKE A PICTURE OF IT. >>NICE TO MEET YOU. LIKE IF YOU LIKED WHAT YOU SAW AND SUBSCRIBE HERE TO SEE SOME MORE BOMB VIDEOS ABOUT SOME FUN STUFF. >>YEAH, OUR CHANNEL IS GREAT. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING GROSS, YOU KNOW, LIKE BACTERIA OR GINGIVITIS OR STOMACH BILE OR YOU KNOW LIKE RANK BODY ODOR, OR- ♪♪ RANCID BEEF OR- >>SO SORRY. >>YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW LIKE REALLY REALLY REALLY UGLY TONGUE TOE FUNGUS ON YOUR TONGUE, WHICH IS REALLY GROSS OR- OH MY GOODNESS. YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING. I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE YOU. I'M KIND OF- I'M KIND OF FEELING IT TOO. >>[SHUSHES] JUST GO AWAY.
