STORY TIME: MY BEST FRIEND CATFISHED ME - ALEXISJAYDA

it's gonna be a funny uh story time because i have stretch marks on my booty they're great [Music] hey beautiful welcome to my channel and if you're new hi my name is alexis jada and welcome and if you guys aren't new and you guys have been found back for a minute hello so this is gonna be a funny ass story time well at the time it wasn't a funny story time but you guys are some cheese more sauce eh she's most because i did a poll not that long ago and i asked you if you guys want a story time what story time do you guys want uh make up my horrible horrible makeup client one of them or getting catfish and you guys are like a thousand were like catfish i want that story and then i was like all right i'll do it so then i asked you guys like what do you guys want tomorrow's video to be makeup or the story time and 649 like story time like hurry up hurry up story time so today's video is gonna be a story time if i haven't done a story time in a minute in a freaking minute so i've been catfished maybe two three times and i say maybe two three times because i don't want to give the third because i'm like i knew it was my mom i just knew but um all right so this is gonna take it back to why i don't trust females and why i freaking like oh it takes me a minute because i feel like us females can be freaking grimy as hell um oh we're getting ready for story time so sit down have your drink i got a root beer no i got dr pepper i got dr pepper get your cheetos let's chill get your friends let's get started and make sure to like these videos eh if you're like most of the time or if you guys like story times like make sure you like this video anyways okay let's go this is why i have the same speech this is why i have a hard time like trusting girls and just like just telling girls anything because girls are [ __ ] oh man oh it makes me so mad okay so let me take it back okay let me take it back let me take a bite so this was like my junior high days i thought i had a good ass friend at the time i will name her hubble because she needs some hubble bubble so i was so close to this girl okay like she knew everything you think when you have like a best friend you tell her everything tell her all the cheese man like oh yeah this and that my mom be getting on my nerves this is this your insecurities all that stuff okay i would tell this girl everything everything everything everything like she was supposedly my ride or die okay like to this day it gets me so mad because this girl was so freaking fake i wasn't dating anything so i got a little ass kid and i was just like oh like oh my god like my mama had barely even let me like shave my legs right because my mom was strict on that so i was like barely like okay okay i have my cell phone and everything and i only had like my best friend and a couple other friends and that's it i only had their numbers because i had no business talking to boys okay my mom would always tell me stuff like he had no business and she would always grab my phone and just go on it and all that and stuff before like my mom went a little bit crazy so like i would tell this friend everything right i would tell her everything everything everything and at this time i hadn't even like really like talked to the ex you know so i i was like fresh okay i i hadn't talked to the ex or anything like that i was still being a little like moko with like my like my step cousin and everything and we were doing like bad stuff like sneaking out we had this um one place here in utah it's called classic skating and it's supposed to be at the skating rink but like on friday and saturdays it had like a little dance club for like little kids like us and we'd be like shaking our booty dancing twerking all kinds of stuff now when i look back at it i'm like that's so crazy like i had like that is so crazy and my mom had no clue that was out there my cousin tried so hard to like show me how to like torque on booty and i just couldn't like i just felt so awkward and i'm not trying to say like oh because i was innocent or anything like that like trust me god knows i was not innocent but i can actually ask for like a bunch of other teens okay but anyways so i was like a little closer whatever whatever and i was still doing like bad stuff and everything so i wasn't an angel okay whatever so me and my best friend we were hanging out one day and she was just talking to me about this guy we will name him we'll name him now because hazel sounds like a girl name um i'll name him green eyes because i was gonna say hazel but anyway so she always talks to me about green eyes always and like oh nah that green knight sounds weird i'll name him michael so she was always talking to me about this guy named michael and her mom and michael's mom were like super close and she was like google gaga over michael and oh my god are you so handsome this and that he's so cute and she really liked how he was just like so nice but he was a little bit older than her but then he had an older brother and he was super super cute too we'll name him one name him jamie okay so she was talking about jamie his older brother he was only like one two years older and that he was pretty cool but he would get on her nerves and this and that and then she was like so one of these days just telling him why you're sitting at your cousin's house you can go to my house and we can like hang out with um michael and jamie blah blah blah and um my mom won't be so suspicious of us because it's gonna be the four of us like you can't just be me and michael blah blah blah we can act like we're studying or something and so i was like oh yeah like i don't know like maybe because even though i was like doing bad stuff like i know if i told my mom like i'm going to sleep at night at my cousin's house she would find out like she would like she would know like she didn't know about us sneaking out doing all kinds of like you know thottiness all that but she would know if i wasn't sleeping over there you know what i mean so i was like i don't know i don't know like we'll figure it out and like and it's so weird because like i don't even know his brother jamie like that she's gonna be really awkward like i was super super super awkward like you guys i had stress about all the time so like i was just like i don't know like how to act and stuff because like i know you're going to want to talk to michael and like i don't know what i'm going to talk to jamie about like he's a little bit older than us like going like a mile a minute right so she was like getting annoyed because i was just like i could not be that winged man that she wanted without wing woman and i was just like well i don't know like i don't know so um she would still talk to me about him she's like i don't know what just think about it like just think about everything about it it's not gonna happen for like a couple of days anyways so i was like okay like until the weekend so then again i would tell this girl everything i tell her everything everything everything everything right so one day we're at school she texted me and she like tells me like hey tell your mom that you're gonna study at my house michael and jamie are gonna come over my mom's school with it we could study and i'm like oh okay cool but i can't spend the night because like i was just like uh like i can't spend the night no no like i just was awkward so she was like okay yeah that's good that's fine like we're just gonna hang out we're really very very very late to tell your mom so text my mom she's in a good mood and she's like yeah i'll pick you up to send me an address i'm like okay and she asked me like who's going to be there and i'm just like oh just me and her blah blah blah that's it just me and hubble that's it so she's like okay so i'm like really nervous i'm talking to hubble the whole time and i'm like um i don't know like i'm just awkward like i don't know what to say like um like boys don't even like me because like i like a unibrow and i don't even like i'll show you guys a picture of me and i was a little because like you see like i would i had no business doing anything that i was doing so she was just like oh no it's k and my friend my best friend she was like very like developed already so she already had like everything she really had the curves all that and i was just like because that's how i should that's how you should look when you're that age right so anyways we're walking home we're walking to our house and the whole time i'm just nervous i'm like oh my gosh am i freaking out i still sweat i'm just like oh my god oh my god like really freaking out we get there and they're there and i was like like no wonder why like she was just like always talking about michael like he was like really handsome so i was like oh hi like really awkward and it was like one of those things where they went to go hug her because like though they know her and i went like that and like they're just like like what are you doing i felt so freaking weird and i was just like oh my god like i felt like that that that guy that like reaches out his hand or like can i have a hug type vibe like i just felt so weird so i was like oh my gosh like i just felt really weird and i felt so ugly you know like i felt so ugly i'm like oh my god like these dudes are so pretty like i'm so freaking ugly like i'm so ugly so then eventually michael and hubba are talking getting along all cute whatever whatever and it's just me and jamie and he like tells me how old he is i'm like oh he's not that much older we start talking a little bit so i'm like oh yeah like okay cool he seemed really cool really really nice i was like smiling laughing like haha he was like oh i like your smile i'm like oh thanks like just like really like awkward as hell like the whole time every time i would do something i would like talk to myself in my head like i was just really like oh my gosh so then my mom started texting me she's like hey i'm gonna pick you up very soon i was like well you said i could stay like well i was i was texting her i was like you said i'd go stay later because i was like i really wanna touch this like this jamie guy like that'd be so cool because like when you're younger you think like oh my god i'd be so cool with my best friend and like my best friend and i we have like boyfriends or like brothers or like they're best friends too you know you think of like the dumb [ __ ] that like it's like that's like really cool like you're like goals and that's like really not goals so anyways um my mom was like no like i'm gonna go get you right now like why are you acting weird like no like stop cause i'm usually like okay like i'm not even bugging her i'm like okay like oh okay go pick me up i'm ready so i'm thinking i have time and she's like come out right now and i'm like oh like she's already here like my mom did that kind of [ __ ] where i was just like like she would tell me and stuff like i'll be there in 20 and then like you know you try to like i don't know you try to get there in time like she was always trying to catch me because i was like you know like i was a little [ __ ] so i was like so then i'd tell how about i was like hey i gotta go and she's like wow like you james tell her they're gonna stick to this like what let me go talk to her like let me go talk to her and she like she had that personality where like she thought she could like i don't know like you know you have like a friend and you're like god like you're not like you're not that cool like you can't really [ __ ] your weight like no like she was just i don't know she's like oh let me let me go see it like if i go ask someone like she's going to say yeah type of thing so she goes outside my mom is not even having it as soon as she comes out almost like nope nope get dressed in the car now we're leaving now and i just start laughing cause i'm like oh like you really thought you know the the boys were gonna walk out and like hubba like pushes them like no like suddenly get in trouble you know she like pushes them and then like jamie like winks at me and i'm like everyone can't see how they you know i was i'm just like signing off stupid bender all right and then my mom's like what like what's so funny like why the hell are you smiling like that like like who's inside and i'm like oh no like it's just her like she's being stupid like like she was like making me laugh because like you know she felt dumb she thought like you were gonna let me stay and i was like uh-huh okay so then i go home and i'm talking to hubba and i'm like oh my god girl like my mom was like so mad isn't that like oh like jamie was so cool like i felt so stupid she's like oh my god he was talking about you like non-stop blah blah blah after you left like you're so pretty i was like oh my god like really like really just like yeah like you just kept talking about you i was like oh like oh my god because like i felt like i was cute you know at the moment i was like oh my god that day i like shaved my arms and stuff like even though we didn't go to the same school but like you know how you just feel like a little like oh yeah like you think i'm cute type of vibe okay whatever so she got in trouble first so next day um i go to school man her talking things go ready like you know things are going same thing days passed by and then one of these days she asked me like hey can i use your phone my mom took mine away stripping under there i was like oh yeah like it's fine like here's my phone so she's my phone and like she has it for like a couple periods i'm not tripping because like i kind of want to text i only text them and i'll text my mom like no problem so let her use my phone so then during lunch we heard talking and i'm like you know like give me the phone back she's like oh yeah thanks like i always text michael and stuff and um just like delete his number if he texts his back like just delete it don't respond at all don't talk to him like at all blah blah blah and i was like okay cool whatever so then i get home it's just doing kids [ __ ] and i get a call and it's blocked and so i'm like okay it's like i'm gonna answer i'm like hello and then it's michael and so i'm like oh hey like what's up he was like hey it's hubble with you i was like no she's not like i'm home but i can tell her to call you tomorrow like no problem okay he was like all right thanks shadie and i was like you're welcome and i was like hey um so um is jamie there and he was like yeah yeah is there a reason i was like oh like no you know i'm bursting at it so i was like no like no reason okay okay bye so next day at school i'm talking to her and i'm like telling her and stuff like oh yeah i'm like michael called what did he say i told you not to answer i was like he called me private that was it asked about jamie and it was so awkward and i was like telling him i was like oh my god that was like so awkward i really thought like you know like we had a little spark and you said that he was complimenting me you know like was he was not like i was like second guessing myself she's like oh my god like you're so annoying like he was like you know what i'm just gonna i'm just gonna have jimmy um message you and i was like okay cool cause like i was just like oh okay okay okay so then randomly randomly one night i get a text message he's like hey shane what's up i was like oh hey what's up and we just started talking okay like just talking we're getting along cool and like we're just like talking talking and i was like oh my god this is so crazy and it wasn't like it was just like a cool like connection i was like damn like this person's vibe is cool af like super super cool and like he's like you know texting more like good morning shorty and i was like oh like hey like don't call me that like it's just i don't know you know you get like goosebumps and butterflies and you're just like oh my god so then the next day i go to school and i tell hubble about it and i was like yeah he's been so cute it's just like really she's like you see i told you like you're so annoying you think you're so ugly you're not and i was like yeah i know and so then she would be texting uh michael and i'd be texting jamie going back and forth and he'd be like he said this oh my god he said this and like jimmy would write me like long ass paragraphs and i was like oh my god like he's just so sweet like he really just like gets me you know so then one day she's like hey they're going to come over again like let's go like can you go like you know maybe tell your mom like she can pick you up later this time so you guys can connect more and i was like oh yeah that'd be a great idea so like i was telling my mom like hey remember i was telling you about this project that i had to do like i really really really want to like pull my grades up i want to be a better daughter and so then she's like okay man like okay whatever i'll pick you up at this time i was like for sure that time though and she's like yes for sure that time so then we go over there there jamie's acting really nice i was like hey and we're just talking he was just really cool though like cool vibes you know and um i was still kind of awkward because like i feel like i was a good talker on messages like you know how you just feel like more confident like oh yeah like i don't know have you ever been like i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this and then like when it comes to like you really end about it well that's me we were just kind of like just like like being nice like huh like oh you're so funny like you know that and like um i noticed like michael keeps like looking over at me and like just smiling and it's not just like a smiling like aha like joining him smile like i'm laughing because you're laughing with my brother it's just like a that kind of smile you know you're just like like that you know so i do all that i see hubble is catching it and i'm like telling her like and we had this thing while we were younger like we could just talk with each other's eyes because that's who i was with her like you just talk with your eyes like like that and you just got it so i was telling her my brand like you see this guy what the [ __ ] like you better think you might not miss anything you know that kind of thing they start acting awkward as hell to each other michael don't even care he's still like trying to like engage and talking to me and like jamie's just laughing like ha ha like nothing can't even catch the vibe he's probably like whatever you know big brother like vibe whatever so i'm like okay so then i just tell her like hey how about like i'm just gonna tell my mom pick me up and stuff because i wish i'm that person in friendships where it's like i don't ever want to do something to make that friend feel uncomfortable so i rather just like cut it right there like if anything's happening i'm like okay like i'll be the one to like take the rat or i'll be the one to dip or this or like i always try to make the other person comfortable you know what i mean so i was like i think i'm just gonna go i'm gonna text my mom so the sex my mom was like hey like can you get me like right now she's like i'm over here because you said to pick up your this time i was like can you come get me right now like you just come get me right now like these are just weird it's too much on me and it's weird my grandmother's pretty close to hubba so i was like hey is it okay if i just like walk over there and i was like no one's home and i'm like okay but i don't want to be here right now um because i got i started my period like some weird [ __ ] right someone's like hey fine i'll see you over there whatever text me to get there so i'm like okay bye i'm gonna leave and like jamie didn't even get up and been like oh yeah but whatever you're just like bye and then michael was like hey come here girl like come give me a hug and you're gonna say about it like that i was like nah okay bye like you know like whatever so i was like uh weird so then i hug hubba and i'm like hey girl like i'm gonna leave like um my mom needs me home blah blah blah so as i'm walking home quickness i get a message and it's from jamie i was like hey sorry for acting weird like i was just noticing like my brother was like looking at you a lot so like i didn't want things to get uncomfortable and i like lowkey was getting jealous whatever and i was like oh no it's okay like you caught that too like just know that i don't like your brother like that like i like you and we're just like you know just talking so i was like oh like maybe that's why so this went on us talking for like months okay and i mean like months months months so i would talk to hubble about him like all the time like this and this and like lucky song he sent me a cute selfie and he would like send me selfies and stuff and um i didn't have like i wasn't really like on myspace at the time i wasn't really like tech tech savvy with it like i really really wasn't i didn't know how to do like the cool backgrounds until like i stayed on the computer for like hours and then i finally learned how to anyways so i would get like um pictures and stuff and i was like oh like that's really really like you know that's really really nice it was just like really weird because i felt like it was just too weird i don't know i just knew something was up i was like something is just off because like have you ever felt like you told someone like the story like two times like it just feels like um like i have already said this kind of like deja vu but it's like stronger than that you're like something just feels kind of weird like it's just a little bit like too much and we i didn't really get to see jamie a lot after those two three maybe like three four encounters because it was just like i would stop by her house like oh yeah like oh hey hi and it was like oh sorry i i didn't i didn't go up and hug you or see this was i get like really nervous and get really shy and i always heard this because like how his mom was right there and like she's gonna talk about everything it was just like things like that you know so i was like oh really it was fun like i got a crazy mom too like school whatever i just started feeling like it was just weird so one day something happened and i was talking to jimmy about it and i was like yeah like my mom like she like she's crazy she's like going through one of her manic episodes again and i'm just like so over it like i just want to run away i was just like just talking to him about it and then it was like the weekend or something or we like i didn't go to school for some reason and then i met up with hover and me and her talking and she kind of like just like she already knew what i was going to say or like what i was going through where i was like hey girl like sorry i haven't replied because oh no no i understand like your mom and stuff and i was like yeah i'm like did i already tell you or or and sometimes she's like yeah yeah yeah you already told me you told me and sometimes you'd be like oh no like michael and jamie were over and i was like oh oh yeah okay yeah you're right me and her we started not being as close i don't know why sometimes that just happens with friendships i started getting closer to jamie like texting and stuff and um my mom was going through it so i didn't really go to school all the time so i was just constantly just talking to jamie jamie jamie jamie and then it got to like it wasn't just like cute like banter was like like um being located you know what i mean and then um he started asking for like pictures and stuff and i was like oh like no like i'm like really really like shy like i don't even got nothing he was like oh baby blah blah blah and i was like no like i really don't and then we're just like me talking all stupid and he would talk like the nastiest nastiest nastiest to me ever and i was like oh my god oh my god i gotta go restroom like it was just it was just like super super crazy you know and then sometimes like i'd be like okay you can talk my phone like oh no i can't because of this or no i can't like i'm not supposed to have my phone right now blah blah blah blah and then sometimes i would call private like hello just to hear his voice he was like hello like you know and it was just like it was just weird because we never like really talked on the phone and then at the same time i was like that's okay because my stepdad is mexican and he'd be like where the [ __ ] you talking boys and it was just like it kind of just like all worked out right but anyways i feel like i had like a full-on relationship with this person holidays were coming up we'd be like oh happy thanksgiving like i'm so grateful and thankful for you we like we like really talk we exchanged pictures i never sent anything at all but i would receive things and we're like oh like um thing like we just talking stuff and it's like really oh my gosh and then sometimes i would like catch up with hella hubble and i'd like talk to her and be like oh yeah like you know like this and that we're doing this like oh my god you guys are still talking together talking to each other me michael ain't talking to each other anymore like he's so stupid he's so lame and i was like oh i'm sorry and then she was like hey like um you want to go meet me this weekend i'm going to go to my cousin's house we're going to stay at these apartments over here that pool i was like oh yeah like heck yeah like oh that's the most important part okay let me okay let me go back so jamie and michael lived in this city we'll call it um we'll call it logan okay they lived in logan and so i was like oh like you're so far and that was another reason why we can never hang out or we can do anything because logan lived like two hours away i was like oh no like i understand like it's cool so hubble was like um let's go so then now fast forward hubble was like hey you want to go with me to my cousin's house like um apartments whatever i was like well yeah like cool look i'll tell my mom so like my mom i was like telling her like i'm gonna go over here she's like okay cool whatever so i go with heaven hubble i'm going to these apartments and we're having a good time hanging out cool whatever she's like asking me like how are things am i going things are going good listen like he's so sweet he's always like checking up on me this and this and this and she was like oh like that's so nice blah blah blah blah i was telling her like the pictures that were receiving she's like you're not saying anything bad wow you're so lame like i wish you wouldn't be so scared like give him a little something like he's gonna lose interest and i was like yeah and so i talked to her and then like we're leaving after we like got out of the pool and stuff and i'm like i looked at the apartment names and the apartment names are logan and i was like oh that's so crazy like my head was like that's so crazy like that's so pretty like hmm like i didn't really think anything of it like i really didn't so i go home talking to dean i was like oh i was with um hubble and he was like oh like how is she like i'm a doctor on the longest well she was like lowkey annoying sometimes she was like always talking bad about you this and this i was like really it was like yeah like she would tell me this and he was like tell me some like real things where i was like oh my god like maybe i was being annoying that day or maybe it's like oh my god i remember that day like we did fight that day so he was like putting stuff in my head and i was like oh my god it kind of felt like he was like kind of like setting me up to like yeah like how you feel about that like you got nothing to mistake so you're just gonna like um she's over here saying like all this thing all this stuff about you like to me to like michael like all the homies and stuff like you don't care and i'm just like well like i don't know like i really like her like that's my best friend like maybe she's just in a mood like just like defending her you know and then jamie would be like no like she's just like grindy she seems like you know like this hubble did have this like scent about her i don't know what it was because like i had stress sweat too but this certain scent okay and it was just like it was just it was just like musty and so he brought it up he was just like she always smells like must you know and i was like laugh out loud like damn like that's like that's so true she does have that sense sometimes like i'd be sweating too like i would talk i would talk like oh yeah yeah but like me too like me too you know so i write her and i'm like hey like me and jamie were talking and he was telling me i guess i a little falling out and he said this and say this and she was like well i don't know why he's even talking about so she was making it seem like it was like a real like it felt so real like it felt so real so then i'm like telling her and stuff like oh like that like it kind of makes me like like you know look at him different because like he wasn't like talking like that before and i don't know what switched up like i want to hung out with you and i don't i don't know why like he's saying all these things about you and y'all she didn't even be talking anyways because like things never gonna happen and i was just like oh okay like okay whatever i was talking to him and um i don't know what it was i don't know what it was it's like i i was i was talking to hubble and i had asked her like um you think i can borrow what was it so she had like the straightener that i wanted to use because like back back back then like my hair was super super thick like no one wanted to straighten it and so i was like i want to straighten it because i want to take a pie or a selfie and i want to send it so i was like hey do you think i can borrow like that pink straightener you have because the other one that you have the black one doesn't work as good and i was talking to her at the same time i was talking to him okay and i don't know why like i was talking to them at the exact same time and i was telling her like yeah like i want the pink one not the black one and i was talking jamie and i was like hey like me and my customers are going to be out there in logan maybe we can go like go see a movie or something catch up and blah blah he was like oh yeah that'd be perfect oh my god if you can go see this movie blah blah blah like setting up his plans at the same time i'm texting hubble and i'm like yeah can i get really get that like pink one and then i get a message from jamie like yeah you can get the pink one the black one like doesn't work anymore i was like i was like maybe my phone is like glitching or something like maybe my phone is messing up so then hubble starts messaging me like yeah babe can't wait to hang out can't wait to see you and i'm like wait what like what's going on like what's going on like this is so weird this is so weird so i call my cousin and i'm like hey like does your phone ever mess up like does it ever mess up at all i'm like explaining the situation she's like alexis can you like please not be up in the house like you know what it is and i'm like like what is what and then she's like like one they're either like together and like she's just messaging you or two it's been her the whole time and i'm like no like it's no like no like it can't be no no no no like it can't be because i'm like at this point i've been talking to this person for like months and months once once and then my cousin is like you know what let's go to library and let's go on my space and we'll find him so i'm like okay and so then i'm texting humble and i'm like yeah that one thanks can't wait i'm like oh yeah thanks can you bring your school texting her like normal cause like i don't wanna go crazy like maybe my phone because i would always take so many selfies and i get to the point where like my phone i wouldn't let it charge and it would just like blow up i don't get a new one and i was just like really bad with my phone so i was like it has to be like maybe like a disconnection because i had cricket and then back in the day my cricket phone was stupid like it was so dumb like sometimes it'd be like oh it's 20 charge and then i'll be texting and then boom i don't know where i just go black so i was like hey like maybe i did something to my phone and i just text jamie too much and then i made it go stupid like i was just like okay so i kept talking to them like nothing okay like like nothing happened whatever i just act so stupid and then i noticed like jamie's being a little bit more like um like a little girl like you know just like being like extra like saying like something like really like oh that's so cute to the point like you're just rereading it and rereading it reading it whatever okay so then the next day me and the cousin we go to the library and we sign into our myspace and she's like okay what's his name and then we're like looking up and everything and then i noticed like all the pictures that are on his my space are the ones like i was getting and i was like oh and i didn't really think anything of it i'm like maybe he like sent it to me before he like posted it and then jamie would ask me too like if i would go on my space and stuff and like oh no like i got a computer and then i have to go to the library and then like my mom hardly lets me go to the library so like jamie knew everything so i was like oh and then i noticed like jamie's posted a picture with his girl and i was like back in the day people he's like this is my pick can i own this pic and this girl kept saying it and i was like like what like what what so i was like okay so i got into my myspace and i'm like trying to find him and i can't find him on my account so i'm like okay so i'm just stuck on my cousins and i just like looking at both of us and have like the headphones in because like you feel like you just can listen more so i have the headphones in which it's like watching it looking at his profile and i'm just like what and he's like saying like like for example we're talking he's like oh i gotta go you gotta go to basketball practice you can't text me whatever whatever i'm gonna be busy and then jamie's over here doing something completely different that day and i'm like huh like it's just it was just so and then it tells you like this person lives here right so i looked at his thing and it doesn't say he lives in logan and i'm like huh so my cousin messages him and she's like hey my cousin's phone died it doesn't work anymore um message her on here she misses you she loves you kissy face kissy face cuz and so we're like waiting we're waiting because i just want to see just want to see what was going on just want to see and he replies who the [ __ ] your cousin and jamie knew about my cousins i talked to him about her on time and then so she looks at me and then she's like are you are you are you weird like did you like like make this all up and i'm like no and i'm like showing her on my phone like me talking to this person to this person to this person to this person and um when he would write he would like um like instead of like ah like stupid stuff so like when he would write it you get i i t like it was like double eye and a certain way of like writing things you know and then i noticed like on his myspace page he was writing it correctly and i was just like huh so he's like who the [ __ ] your cousin whatever and she's like so so he's like who's that and that was just like wait it's like behind like wait so i felt so stupid so then he starts talking to him and she was like yeah like you guys met at hubble's house blah blah blah he was like oh like her like no like what like what are you talking about is like y'all are tripping like um i got a girlfriend she goes she goes to my messages like you guys wouldn't like you know like make her little what i was like wait what like it was just like like i could hear her talking i can hear her reading messages like i just feel like my head was spinning and i was just like what like this is so what like this is so freaking crazy like i was like there's no freaking weight like there's just no way at all and so um she was like trying to explain to him like no one's trying to make your girl mad or anything like that like my cousin thought your girlfriend he was like yo like she mad weird like no like it's not even like that and i just felt so stupid so dumb and i was like and then he was like this is my number you'll call me real quick and so i was like wait what because jamie can't talk on the phone because like um he's like oh he's in trouble you know so i was just like and it wasn't the number i had and i was like wait what like that's what so then my doesn't call the phone we're talking to him i'm explaining to him like what's happening what's going on and he's like what that's crazy um i'll be at the library and like you got to show me this in person because like this is like this is like crazy like i know hubble like shane's that kind of crazy like blah blah blah blah and i was like well yeah like i don't like i'm not saying it's her but like um like yeah so he lived super close where like he got to the library very quick so he comes to the library and he sees me and like i had feelings towards this person so it was like so freaking hard to see him just be like uh like you like you're weird like what are you doing you know and so i was like saying to him showing him my phone i was like showing him and he's like i don't talk like that like who says this was corny as [ __ ] and you believed this and i was like yeah like um yeah like that yeah so then he was like like let me just do this real quick cause i got called number i was like yeah but like you can never i kept like tripping up like you can never he's like no not me i was like well this person i was talking to could never talk in the funks they were always in trouble and it was just so embarrassing because he was like such an [ __ ] like he was such an [ __ ] and so um he was like let me see because like i i have all all the numbers in here like i know everybody blah blah blah so he puts the number in and like it shows like right away like you know how like if you put your your mom's number you start dialing it on your phone in the right way like if if it has that contact saved it will call it so he does that and it's hubble's brother's phone and so he's like hello answers it they start chopping it up talking he's like hey did you like hubble use your phone blah blah blah because girl over here was thinking that she was in a relationship with me and it was like so embarrassing because he was talking so loud and i just felt so dumb like super super dumb and it was like my heart was breaking like i was having a breakup by myself you know what i mean i felt so stupid and then he was like oh yeah he was like yeah that couple uses my phone sometimes because she was talking to her boyfriend you know how my mom be tripping sometimes going through her phone so i was the [ __ ] boyfriend so he would start slapping he was like ah yo this is so funny you won't believe this i think i think your sister is a lesbian and i was like oh hell no like not that there's anything wrong with lesbians nothing wrong but like i was just making a joke and i felt so stupid and so hubble's brother was like what like oh my god like that's so funny like when i see her i'm going to talk to her body like and then they're like both laughing whatever and then he was like um telling her like whose boyfriend and he was like alexis and he was like what word and i was just like word what word what because i was just so hurt my cousin's trying so hard not to laugh and i'm just like dude like i feel so freaking embarrassed like like i just feel so stupid because i always felt like the ugly duckling and it was just like damn like i just like for months you guys when i say months i mean months months like this dude was sending me nudes this dude was sending me selfies this dude was checking up on me good morning good night good afternoon merry christmas happy new year i hope things go better with your mom like constant constant constant constant and like a long ass i was like oh you're so beautiful your brown eyes cause you guys know like i don't like my eye color so it was just like i was humiliated i felt so stupid so the next day at school i go to school hubble doesn't even look my way hubble right away starts to cheese me under with like all the other friends it was like oh that pointing at me like oh my god like i'm crazy this and this and this like can you believe this can you believe that and so we finally have a class together and i'm just like me noggin her because i'm like how the [ __ ] could you [ __ ] like how the [ __ ] could you do that to me so then right away like secrets that i would tell her or like my insecurities right away like we're starting to like rumor around the school like i was just i felt like okay i went through a pretend uh freaking pretend breakup and then now like me and my best friend are not best friends anymore and then everyone knows like my my secrets my deepest darkest secrets and it was like it was humiliating it was freaking humiliating and then to top it off i'm wearing some really white blue jean pants okay and i start my period i start my period and guess who has a freaking blooded stain on their ass the whole freaking period because i told the teacher like hey i gotta go he's like you're not going anywhere you're always leaving the class you always think you can do this i'm tired of it i always think excuses that i'm like i just and i can't be like i gotta ask dane a bloody ass thing on my ass so i gotta get up nope i felt and i didn't have no hoodie and i had no jacket no nothing so i felt like oh my gosh and so the bell ring i couldn't even move i'm like how am i gonna do this how am i gonna do this how am i gonna do this so i got up there's blood on the chair i go and tell the teacher he's pissed on me he starts talking loud people are like ew that's so gross oh and i'm like oh my god so i got my books i'm like running holding the freaking book to my ass cheeks and i'm just like so humiliated okay and this freaking [ __ ] of a best friend that i had is freaking laughing and just like oh my god that's so nasty so i don't go to school for a couple days because i am freaking humiliated i'm like oh my god i guess like i can't get any worse i just feel like holy [ __ ] like it can't get any worse so hubble decides to message me she's like hey we need to talk like it's not what it seems and this whole time i'm going going through this you guys have no idea how bad i wanted to text jamie and be like i had such a bad day at school like it was just so like when people catfish each other it's a whole different y'all [ __ ] up me and her meet at the library and we're like talking she's like oh i'm sorry but like i just need you to know like it's kind of your fault too because because of the whole michael situation like how he smiled at me and she like didn't trust me and stuff and i guess it was him that was complimenting me after i left not jamie and so she felt some way and she was just like um like you're so pretty and i just i always feel like i'm the ugly one and i'm like no i feel like the ugly one like you know so we're like trying to like kind of like i'm trying to forgive her up at the same time i'm like dude like for months and she's like i'm just so sorry and like part of me was kind of like invested in it like i just got used to it was like a routine messaging you and i was just telling you things like i wanted to hear to have someone tell me and i was just like like how could you and i was like telling her like how can how can you like start like with these rumors too she's like i didn't start those like i wouldn't do that to you and me all stupid like yeah you're right but this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] was catfishing me for like months months months so she was like telling me and stuff like yeah and like my brother was like laughing at me my brother to my mom and my mom was like pissed wrong with you like who does that and she was like calling her crazy he told her to get her head out of her ass and stuff that like that is like not okay it was just it was just a lot it was just a freaking lot and i was just asking her like so many questions i'm like do you like feel some way towards me like do you like like me or something she's like oh no like i can never see you that way and i was like dude but it's like sometimes like you would like i was like and then how are you sending me like dick pics and stuff and then she was just like oh like i already like had those and stuff and i didn't want to go into like how the [ __ ] did you have those and so it was just so weird so we talked for like a good like one two three hours and it felt like forever but we talked for like a long time and i was just like like i should have knew i should have known because the problems they took me to those were logan and she starts laughing you guys she starts laughing in my face like yeah you're so stupid you should have known like oh my god you're so dumb and i and then i i kept telling you like i can't talk to you because i'm in charge like i'm always in trouble and she's like laughing like you're so stupid like she was so like if i could go back in time like how i feel now i would have whipped her ass i would have whooped her ass because the way she know me made me feel so stupid and i was trying so hard not to cry but the same time i didn't want to lose our friendship i was just like yeah like yeah like i'm so stupid like i can't i can't believe that like yeah like you're right and so she was like so like we're good like are we good and i'm like yeah like we're good and so the next couple of days at school we're not the same we're not really talking the same people started noticing they're like oh what happened and then i'm like oh like we just don't talk anymore she wants to start the rumor and say that like oh yeah like she's like trying to flirt with my boyfriend i caught her and i told her what was up and i was just like no that's like not true she catfished me and then people weren't like like they were just like what she would she would like that's so weird it's more believable that like someone tried to like take your boyfriend then like someone tried caffeine shoe like it was just more believable that way you know so we didn't talk at all then years later and i mean years i already had my kids right years later we we meet up we're like hey like i wonder like where we stopped talking blah blah blah blah i'm like i know like it was some stupid stupid [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] whatever so we're like hanging out cool whatever she got with jamie okay she got with jamie she wasn't in the happiness relationship me and her talking and it was just so weird like have you ever tried to like link back up with somebody and you guys try to reminisce and start trying to talk it was just so weird it was like too forced it was just i don't know it was just weird and she still was like the catty [ __ ] that she always was and she like thought it was funny like what had happened and even though like it was like petty as [ __ ] it was just still like she was just still a [ __ ] she was just still a [ __ ] and then at that time already i was a [ __ ] too because i was like what like like how the [ __ ] is that funny so we were kind of like getting [ __ ] towards each other and we said some words we kind of did the whole like like you can be first don't get me fierce like getting each other's face and stuff like freaking like all like um each other like just like yelling at each other knowing through the hicks i feel like we we both i don't know i don't want to say respect because i do not respect this person and i know that person does not respect me but we didn't want to lay hands on each other like it was so weird like at that point already i already have like fought like a lot of people but when it came to her like we could just not like i don't know what it was like even when we were younger and like our friends would play around and they would slap each other like that was a stupid trend back in the day too where people just have to share each other until like one like taps out or like um where like they like hit you with their ass and like throw you against the locker with their ass and stuff but we can never play like that with each other because i think we kind of both knew that we wouldn't know like when to end it you know what i mean so we had that little stupid altercation and stuff and it was literally like done like pushing each other hard with like shoulders and our chest and stuff and like calling each other at each other's names talking about each other's moms because like her mom was a crackhead and my mom was crackhead of time and it was just like we just said like nasty [ __ ] to each other and i was just like damn like dude like you have not changed like you have literally like not changed like you are a [ __ ] loser like you really really are because like the whole time she was like talking we're like oh yeah like oh this is my baby this and we're talking about each other's babies and stuff because she has babies too and she was like so happy she was like yeah isn't it funny like i got jamie and like you thought you were talking to him the whole time but like like look who got him like i got him and like like you really thought like you really thought i'm like but does he make you happy though or is he like [ __ ] with someone so he already over here he's been over there and not like isn't that funny though so it was like that kind of [ __ ] it was just [ __ ] weird we were both petty and we talked our mess and then when i started watching the show catfish i was like oh my god like that would have been so weird if i was older and i got to go on catfish show because and you did this for what like for what like that stupid line we're like and for what and for what that would have been me because she literally had no reason like she literally was just she was just a [ __ ] [ __ ] and like all my secrets went out it was so freaking embarrassing like my mom wouldn't let me wear thongs when i was in junior high because i had no no reason to be wearing thongs so i would literally give myself a wedgie so it would look like i was wearing thongs because we used to get pantsed and i was like i don't want to be pants and have granny panties and so she would literally tell everyone that like i couldn't wear thongs and that was so stupid that when you hear when i hear myself say it i'm like that sounds so stupid it looks like it sounds so stupid so i get made fun of and they call me granny pennies no i'm not wearing granny panties and i had my freaking underwear like bunched up and i would pull it like if i was wearing a thunga you know that is my story of how i got catfish and um it was embarrassing because like when we would go to like group parties or like events and stuff and like jamie or like michael or like any close friends were there they would like talk about like how like oh yeah she thought she talked to me like yeah like like for months man for months like how pathetic on like just i just felt so stupid like so stupid like i was that girl that like wanted attention so bad that like i had it i had a paypal and i the paypal was my best friend like it was just so stupid i don't know i feel so stupid even saying it now because it's just like so dumb like it's just so dumb like like who raised you who like you're so stupid ftp i don't know lessons learned lessons learned for sure don't be so gullible don't be so stupid yeah but if that wasn't the only time i got catfish i still didn't learn i still didn't learn i did not learn i did not learn and you know what after getting catfish i'm like what the [ __ ] is wrong with me like what is wrong with me like what is wrong with me that like people want to catfish me like what like i love my friends i love my family what is wrong with me because of the the other time i got catfished it was my family member and i'm just like for what like you did this for what like i really feel like that when i say for what like i literally feel that in my soul for what like you did this for one like and i'm pretty sure me posting the story time and jamie and her are gonna have a freaking like kick out of it like she's gonna think it's so funny because she got to have a video but [ __ ] you [ __ ] and y'all better watch these ads buggy [ __ ] like oh it was embarrassing lesson learned and it was really hard after a while because like it would get brought up like oh like weren't you with like so-and-so or and then for the longest like people would call me like a lesbian because like i was talking to her and i was cool with it but what i didn't like is that how some lesbians would act towards me like uh like you could never not with me and i'd be like [ __ ] what makes you think you'd be my type like what in the what makes you think that like i would like what the [ __ ] like if i was what makes you think i'm gonna i want you what the [ __ ] don't insult me like i was just oh and then they do like no no because you feel stupid it's because you feel stupid no no no i'm just like no [ __ ] i don't i i don't like i i would not with you okay like there's so many other not with you and it was just so i was just getting i was just getting bullied because of catfish things every month i was lesbian because of the freaking secrets that she told everybody and it was just like embarrassing and then oh because i have stretch marks on my booty and so that was the thing too everyone kept kind of calling me tiger and they kept going so stupid now but like when you're young you're like oh my god like so insecure about it so like [ __ ] would literally come up to me but like and i'd be like i gotta be so sad like super sad because i'd be like or they'd be like um they're great and it was just like because they were like it was just hell you guys so yeah that's how i got catfished i hope you guys enjoyed this long-ass story time if you guys enjoyed the story time and please give me a thumbs up if you guys enjoy story times i would greatly appreciate it if you guys enjoyed if you guys have ever been catfished let me know down below i would love to read you guys the stories and yeah let me know if you guys want 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Channel: Alexisjayda

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Id: sV1rnJr9mNI

Length: 49min 50sec (2990 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 26 2020