After Stoffel's severe mauling by the lions,
Brian knew that he had to get his badger under control. His solution was a brand new pen. And, the introduction of Hammy, to help him
work off steam. Far from settling down though, the canoodling
couple soon prove that honey badgers are not just fearless, but astonishingly clever. We started off with the mesh-type fence. But, it didn't work. Stoffel soon devised a plan for opening up
the gate, which has got two bolts. He would get the female to go up. He would go up, open the first gate. He'd hold the gate and say 'woman, get up,
I'm pulling open, you open up.' She goes up to the top, she pulls the second
one out. And then he pulls it open, he waits for her
to get down and they escape together. The escape was no fluke. Considering their small size, honey badgers
have remarkably big brains. Their intelligence is just beyond anything. Whatever Brian did to keep him in, Stoffel
was hell-bent on getting out. In the end, and a great expense, Brian had
no choice but to build his own badger Alcatraz. Mr. Stoffel, the days of your escape are over
buddy. That night, they called me 'Brian, Stoffel's
out.' I said 'impossible!' But we had trees in here, and he climbed up
the trees, leaned over onto the wall and he was out. So, we cut all the branches out of the trees
in here and left the trees in the middle. Then, he dug up the rocks. He'd rolled them with his back feet to the wall,
and neatly piled them up high enough. And then he'd get out, so we took all the
rocks away. This is like a game for Stoffel. Every time I'd devise some plan, it was like
a game for him to work out how could he get over this? 1'o'clock in the morning, my wife
wakes me up 'Brian! Brian! Someone's in the house.' She said ' I heard a window break.' So we freeze. 'Oh my!' Expecting burglars. There's Stoffel at my bedroom door, trying
to get through the bedroom door. He'd made himself a mud ball and he'd patted
to make it bigger. And he rolled it and he stands on it and he
just got out like that. People have said, 'Oh, did you train it?' I said 'Train it? Not at all!' Didn't even think of it. He outwitted us each time, with his skills. Stoffel! I remember one day, keeper left a rake in
Stoffel's enclosure and he scratched himself, lies on his side, he's thinking. Computers working. Take the rake, put it on his back, put it
against the wall. Climb out and off he go. Stoffel! I mean, you won't believe these stories. You'd think it's a hoax. It's not a hoax! That is Stoffel.
later on in the documentary (or earlier?) they talked about how it went into the lion cage, TO ATTACK THE LION. He "won" the first round (I think more because the Lion was so surprised that this thing was attacking him and didn't defend himself fully, but it counts), but he did it again and got fucked up IIRC.
I feel like the honey badger must enjoy the thrill of the escape. Like he broke into the guy's house at night almost to say "bro, you can't just go to sleep, I could be halfway to New Zealand by now. Put me back in the fucking pen, and hey! How about not making it so easy this time? I should be running this fucking place..."
The solution here is simple: just put the honey badger in an enclosure that isn't made for him.
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I've been here and seen this honey badger, its at Moholoholo rehabilitation center outside of Kruger National Park. They ended up putting an electric fence around the top of his enclosure
This part makes me crack every time...
Now he's thinking...http://gph.is/2afWD2B
This isn't the first one. I visited an animal rehabilitation centre in Limpopo, South Africa and the guide went to show us an animal they named "Houdini" because he always escapes, and surprise, couldn't see Houdini in his enclosure. Then the guide told us Houdini was a honey badger and we flipped the fuck out but he was just hiding in there.
I like how the skinny zookeeper chases after him after escaping with no lasso stick or anything. WTF is he going to do when he catches up to it? Get his testicles bitten off I would imagine.