Steven Is An Old Man | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network

I've had a lot of time to think today and sometimes you got to smarten up act like an adult cuz one day if you don't everyone you know is going to grow up without you and you won't have little Steven to pick on anymore because I'll be a grownup too Steven who Steven quartz universe and I want that donut right there sir are you okay I'm old yeah and nuts I'm going to have to eat fiber cereal all my teeth are going to fall out and then I'll have to eat oatmeal and it'll be sugarfree sugar free I need to reverse this I need a reverse birthday the King costume will you help me into my birthday suit yeah you better run I'm too old for this [Music] lion you know Steven was right this is fun you don't have to keep wearing that stuff it makes me feel important Steven what's wrong with him he's okay he's just really really really really old gems can't die from aging but he's half human can't we fix him my birthday suit might help good as new right thanks guys but I guess this suit's all out of birthday magic we had a good run huh more birthdays now check it out bday boy I'm a tiny car be be kids stuff bat time it's not working Pearl get over here I can't for Steven oh look I have what um what appears to be a Delicious Pie I sincerely hope that nothing happens to oh stupid stupid are you you trying to kill him [Music] [Music] faster Garn itop I thought violence would be the answer I think the party approach I to talk everything would you guys just please control yourselves oh no oh I'm sorry I shouldn't have yelled but I can't stand to see you freaking out like this what Steven you're changing your age is fluctuating I think your gem is reacting to your State of Mind Steven stop feeling old but I wasted your time we all have such little time St St you have to feel like yourself sweet and considerate and only occasionally obnoxious do you really think I'm all those things yes why else would you throw us all those parties oh my gosh you're right I am pretty great oh it's Sten Ste we'll work on the rest later huh police tape awesome I'm above the law who wants to go for a swim pants become shorts L don't go in there it's dangerous Steven you trying to scare us build an atmosphere I app appreciate that wa I'm not that slow hey what are you doing man Steven what is your [Music] [Music] deal oh no what what going on it's some kind of magic Moss my mom planted wait your mom guys hang on Lars I know what we have to do this is all your fault I knew if something went wrong today it would be because of you now I'm never going to be friends with these guys all because of you your weird mom what do you know about my mom I didn't even get to know my mom but I do know she saw Beauty in everything even in stuff like this and even in jerks like you now help me get them to the [Music] car cars [Music] hurry this mon belongs in the top of that hill come on Lars what are you waiting for uh stepen I don't know how to drive a stick shift I'll work the stick you just keep us on the road okay all right let's do this ignition stick power D now put it in reverse is that the one with r on it Ken's going to kill me what's going to happen when we get to the top of that Hill I don't know you don't know that's just where the MOs wants to be [Music] he getting everywhere we made it we're almost there what do we do now we got to get up there hurry I'm getting stuck oh don't give up Steven what this sucks oh [Music] the Moss was just trying to bloom H what happened I think I died guys look wow you can see all of Beach City from up here it's beautiful yeah how did we even get here well Steven thought that Lars drove us here I can totally Rave to this yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey [Music] onion that makes 31 you want more how about 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 enough what is it that you want you mean you want this for Ranger [Applause] guy we are on the scene with Ranger guy on beach Patrol things are looking just great out here Steven yep everything is great great were you always this boring Ranger guy I used to be a doctor maybe you're just more fun around other guys Dave guy I thought I saw the last of hey what's the big eyy di onion this is ridiculous how did he get my replicator that child should not be in possession of such an item aren't these Steven's little man oh they're called guys can you please explain this mess I traded that replicator for Ranger guy Steven why didn't you just replicate Ranger guy dang it let's go before this gets any worse what how do you moving this stuff try and act like a rich duck what does that mean oh my gosh I just wanted some ice cream hi Greg what the heck is going on out here H you know just doing our thing hand it over it doesn't belong to you this is not a game what did he shoot go at least to stop raining [Music] toys onion please stop let's trade back take Ranger guy he's the best he even has a miscolored this is my Ranger guy you traded me my own guy our trade didn't count that didn't work I'm never letting amethyst borrow anything again darn it I'm not cleaning up this mess I think I understand why you took my Ranger guy onion I bet you get pretty lonely waiting for your dad all day you were probably really bored too and cuz you missed your dad you took my Ranger guy which is a symbol of the relationship I have with my dad no just the first thing well here you need a more than I do let's go so all the stuff that got copied turned into nothing yep rats that was really cool what you did back there thanks Dad but you went through all that trouble for a toy it was more about the memories than the toy now we have new memories horrible horrible memories you had fun at the boardwalk right all right oh come on you got to work with me here this is Pearl's favorite tree don't you recognize it what's on your mind come on don't hold back challenge accepted [Music] what oh no the tree Challenger defeated real pearl would never do that you're hopeless get away from me it's too bad you're still not back Pearl because I just found a copy of the fifth Lonely Blade movie how long are you going to make me wait Pearl oh the popcorn's done stay right there do you wish to test your skills against me in a Duo no no sword [Music] fighting draw your sword and fulfill your destiny no leave real pearl and me alone go back under your sheet brother is that you yes it's me your brother your Technique is this dog is really good what do you think Pearl be enough Harry brother brother just wait a minute you're not my my real brother the r blade you technique is agress it's about waiting carefully for the perfect moment the TV why must you destroy the things I love Challenger defeated continue I hate you I hate you you're nothing like Pearl Pearl is smart and she always wants to protect me from danger all you want to do is fight me challenge accepted all right fine basic Attack Mode initiated hurry hurry trust hurry hurry hry frust basic Attack Mode defeated now initiating advanced [Music] [Applause] mode war shield snacks pillow FY flow Boomerang [Music] [Applause] [Music] Boomerang Pearl I should have just waited for you to come back I should have waited for the perfect moment boomerang blade Challenger wins do you wish to duel again no Steven we have fighting ow are you all right what's going on oh just mopping die you know I might miss Pearl a whole lot but sometimes you just have to accept things the way they are before [Music] [Applause] never mind Pearl's [Music] back that's much better hey miss me much oh man I had this whole thing planned out for when you came back uh Stephen what happened to your room I don't even want to know what happened to you I got hit by an airplane wao look at all this armor press my nose press my nose are those light cannons next axes spy chain balls a giant Penny does that mean it's worth more than a regular Penny well that would make sense this is so great but I get the feeling though I'm not really supposed to be here I want you here I mean I don't want you here I guess lion wants us here but I want us to be at the movies and I want to see lots of explosions should we be worried about this uh Li doesn't seem to be worried run Connie Steven look out huh Sten what do we do [Music] Connie my bubble huh lion get us out of here lion [Music] please what now you take us to the movies Connie here here I have something for that sorry they're not that cold thanks well we're here shall we go in that's okay let's let's just forget about it huh I I'm sorry I ruined everything didn't I I don't know why you hang out with me I mess stuff up all the time I don't know why you hang out with me I'm so much more less interesting than you and obviously you have some sort of magical Destiny why would you even care about something something like dog copter why because it's dog copter he's a dog and a helicopter and a cop he shoots missiles out of his butt and he's going to save the world dog copter is very cool and important to me well I'm no dog copter what the oh no it's the robot shooty thing how are we supposed to beat it lion what do we do [Music] uh this is weird right you have a sword in your head why don't you tell me you could do these things you do it came through what do I do with this watch [Music] out forhead back here overhead Death [Music] Strike just like tennis practice magical Destiny practice hey onion have you seen Lars and S they should have just been out here hey if you see them let me know okay here have a donut I'll leave it here for you see you later all the lights are on but no one's here py oh fry bits usually I'm all about the bits but I'm feeling kind of spooked right now now uh you know what I think I'm going to go look around some more and see you later [Music] frybo Connie I can't believe it's you when did you get back in town huh the water Connie what's happening where is everyone he was incredible he was incredible he was incredible what he was incredible get me out of here what's wrong with your faces lion you too can someone please explain this a Steven dad is that you what of course are you doing all right you look like you saw a ghost either that or you stayed up all night playing a video game Dad I'm freaking out I feel like I'm stuck inside of some crazy dream whoa whoa whoa whoa why don't we share some of those donuts and you can tell me about this crazy night you're having the gems were trying to tell me something about Mom Mom's room but I was so mad I didn't listen they're always leaving me behind and I guess I wanted to do it to them too that's not so bad everyone needs some alone time now and then yeah it was really fun for a while but now the whole city everyone and everything is acting really weird well the important thing is you told the truth yeah I guess I did uh dad your advice is making less sense than usual well the important thing is family and friendship honesty values and no one got [Music] arrested I'm still in the room all of this it's all a faker room this is all wrong h [Music] ah I don't want this what do you want Steven I want to be back with the gems garet ow you're not clouds all right Steven guys it was awful I was trapped in a messed up version of Beach City everyone was acting super weird and you let Rose's room build the hall Town it can't handle a task like that thank goodness you're okay hey stepen maybe um you could work out a bit too huh I have been we've been working out you've just been singing some dumb song but you're doing a great job pumping us up thanks but I need to get strong too I'm switching to four-wheel drive stepen come on we're ready to get started we can't work out without your m coaching skills be there in a sec so sore from getting ripped I don't understand amethyst and Garnet still aren't back yet I tried to warp back to check on them but the warp pad is down are you seeing this too what the heck is that I'm bored it's zai you're back you left me behind we just thought you didn't need any help now why don't you separate and we can all sit down and relax listen to me you've been fused for too long you're losing yourselves I am myself and I'm sick of being split get up so you better get used to me baby and get this junk off my be why is she wrecking dad's gy why is she attacking you Steven get out of here I can't move what you want to fight you'll thank me later come on kid Dad no pearl you think you're something you [Music] nothing my muscles Steven I'm sorry Steven Garnet Amethyst I wasn't strong enough to protect you I'm not strong enough to do anything come on Pearl don't give up I know you can take her down I can't yes you can come on you always know what to do you've got to show her what you showed me that you're strong Pearl strong in the real [Music] way what you want some more anytime you're no match for me not even close go get back here nice [Music] try is that all you've got you think that's enough to be amethyst Garnet are you okay yeah sugite just overworked our bodies it's a little painful and I've got a monster headache oh whoops SP salt burn burn people you know we can't add anything to the donuts it's just a little fire salt I was going to prank Lars he did really hurt my feelings a little but what kind of person does that make you if you try to hurt him back uh hero oh my back s I finally got out of bed but I don't think I can work today either STI don't make me walk all the way to the break room Sadie this is going to be so funny yo saie where you at are you slacking off Lars hi Lars why is Steven in a donut suit don't worry about that how's your back oh actually it still hurts like really no no it's cool I know I can count on you to help P2 sure just relax in fact why don't you have a donut yeah all right careful it's a little hot hey this is pretty good this new laor or something she said she said it's hot Steven help lar L drink this no LS come back stepen I didn't want this I know how to fix this we just need to get Lars to calm down how are we going to find him I think he went this way and on the many Treasures in our wonderful City this is certainly one of the sweetest as man I'm proud to unveil this the largest bowl of ice cream in Beach County yes let's all scream for ice cream yeah it melted Gary well you should have said that at the meeting this hey why is donut guy reading fire I tried to prank Lars but I used too much fire salt Steven that's hilarious you me it wasn't Steven it was me now it's getting good after all I do for you you lie to me so you can sneak off with some other girl and other boys that night we played video games I don't know what it meant to you but ever since then I can't get the thought out of my head that you're a good person that night I really thought player 2 is that just your way of saying I could have been anyone say if a customer chokes on a donut state law requires that you assist [Music] them another day saved by Steven Universe with the bonus musical stylings of Harold Smiley you're welcome I'm not apologizing no I want to help but I get it if you want to be alone oh no no no stay I I mean you can help but first let's get you some water and maybe get you out of those burnt shirts [Music] Dad Dad are you okay answer me Steven you just missed the funniest commercial what it was that one for the dog treats where the dogs dress up like a doctor if I ever get heartworms I'm eating those dog treats Jad you're only supposed to use the warp whistle for real emergencies like if you fell down and broke your butt yeah sorry about that it's okay uh since you're here you you mind grabbing me a snack from the big donut yeah sure thing I'll be right back you guys we'll be in the temple we have to come up with another plan quick yo dude no worries about earlier you'll get a hold of your powers before you know it thanks amethyst get me a croissant a forgot to ask Dad what kind of donuts you wants Hey Dad [Music] I hoay Steven H you had me scared there son I didn't see you standing in the doorway your old man still got it what this I guess I couldn't wait for those donuts oh oh yeah ouch oh just stop dad I get what's going on your leg's not broken at all is it it was broken but you healed it back at the car wash you lied to me now I can't do it anymore what the gems needed me to fix the broken rock but my Powers aren't working it it's because of you you messed with my head no I I I didn't mean for I I just wanted to live with my son again I really thought I was getting better I finally felt like a Crystal G M now what if I can't do anything Steven don't beat yourself up this is my fault yeah yeah it is what am I going to do my Powers they're I'm sorry I Dad it's time for me to fix the trouble I've caused no dad dad be careful don't worry Steven your old man's going to are you [Music] okay Steven get out of here I'm responsible for this no you're not but I messed up your powers I did everything I'm not supposed to do and now you can't heal I healed you right hey get in there and patch things up just like you patched up your old man double healing [Music] power it's still not working ah forget it I've got another idea [Music] there see almost as good as new your glasses what about them I healed your eyes you don't even need to wear those anymore what are you talking about all that stuff you told your parents about my family you're just ashamed of me oh whatever Steven let's just focus on getting through the evening so Steven was telling me that on his mom's Apple Farm they're bioengineering a Gala Fuji hybrid yes that's definitely true isn't that right Mrs Universe what are you doing I'm hungry I don't think so cut it out you two stop you don't have to eat [Music] it Steven thank you so much you don't know how horrified I was when that Dre nearly fell into our mouths eating food is so disgusting you chew it into a nasty mush swallow that goop then it comes out of you what a completely horrid experience uh speak for yourself I love it when mush passes through my body it doesn't matter what you two think we're doing this for Steven what is going on here who are they I knew I should have trusted my bad feelings about this new friend of yours but I never thought I wouldn't be able to trust my own daughter Connie Connie stepen I'm so sorry it's not that I'm ashamed of you I was so worried that my parents would think all this magic stuff is weird what if they don't let me hang out with you anymore I I'm sorry I messed everything up I wish there was a way we could just h hang out without having to worry about stuff Steven let's just hop on a bus and live somewhere else without telling anyone that's a great idea where's this bus taking us wherever we end up we'll find a way to survive I've been reading about sustainable living maybe it'll take us to a real Apple Farm what's up with you and apples today Steven you two come out of that bus this instant okay Ju Just put the bus down first I don't even know where to begin with you young lady what were you thinking running off with Connie like that you could have gotten yourselves hurt or gotten mangled in traffic or thrown in prison Steven you are in very big trouble and we have no choice but to punish you but no dinner for 1000 ,000 years 1,000 we would never starve you but you will lose your TV privileges for 1,000 years no the mid-season pre finale of under the knife how can you do this to me because we love you Steven wow that was a masterful use of the because we love you shutdown I'm quite partial to that it's for your own good myself that 1,000 years of no dinner bit was pretty funny all comedy is derived from Fear you are too much I did not know what to make of the two of excuse me four of you but I see that you are responsible parents uh caregivers Guardians so I can still hang out with Steven sure all [Laughter] right hold I can't understand you I don't understand anything why is everyone acting so strange why can't I why can't I cry why can't I cry can't I cry cry c c it's just I mean I don't know how to feel about you but everybody else does I wish I could have met you then this place could make me sad and I could cry healing Tears like you are you okay keep [Music] going amethyst where's your [Music] gem amth this I'm sorry I can't do anything right now I'm going to lose you and it's all my fault ha care about me please let me be a magic [Music] healer oh come [Music] on [Music] [Applause] look at this guy saving my life in junk oh thank goodness did you see what I did it was magic my tears brought the fountain back to life and saved him with this I'm pretty sure garnet and I unplugging a clogged chamber brought the fountain back to life we saved amethyst you don't think my crying was a little related to that oh stevenh you don't have healing tears you'll never have any real magic powers and we don't want anything more to do with you she didn't really say that no but that's what it felt like is that why you've been so down oh you can have your juice back no it's okay everyone expects me to be like my mom what if I never get get those Powers then you'll be like me that's not so bad but if I don't have powers then I can't hang out with amethyst or Garnet or Pearl and I I can't go on missions you don't need any powers to be here with [Music] me ow what's wrong I think there's just there's something wrong with my glasses my my eyes I I can see what I can see without my glasses did I heal your eyes but how I can't believe it I'm so annoying maybe it's time for me to quit the music business Steven Steven stop stop stop Ste stop wo wo wo what's all this noise stop stop I thought we agreed that Steven and the Stevens was going to be a light-hearted throwback to early rock and roll not this massive screaming and Distortion look Steven Steven and I were talking and Steven agrees your attitude just isn't working for us we've been a lot more productive without you we already wrote an angsty song about that time you made us feel bad for not being handsome you're kicking me out of the band wait who's playing drums amethyst said she'd do it I'm down for whatever oh come on give is a big fat me a big bad me who dude listen up you can't kick me out of the band I'm the original Steven I created you Steven and the Stevens was my idea without me you'd all be nothing that's it wish I could have been there to tell my dad would you don't start the band Steven it'll only tear us apart we all left our things you'll never catch me you turkeys we got stop I'm okay guys I just too far [Music] back just take me back to the beginning amethy gets to keep hers darn to I'm going to get the one I picked out St my name's Steven stop right there give me the time thing Steven wait are you future me just hurry up and give it don't make me hurt me Steven why do you need it so bad just give it to [Music] me give it up Steven I know everything you're going to do before you do [Laughter] [Music] it 1 [Applause] 14 look around you this isn't right when Steven fights Steven who is the winner what Have We Become what is this what's wrong with us what did we become we're not the Stevens we once were and to fix that I have to end it Steven please you got to Steven Dad can't play Beach of Ballo with you the both fat you got to find another way I don't know what you're talking about stay cool forever Steven yeah you're squating and commenting on my squ hey cut it out you're scaring Steven [Music] Jr my [Music] son oh in here guys it swallowed my spear guys this is great now's the perfect time for you two to form [Music] opal oh [Music] brother so you want to try that again with les hitting me in the face this time well it would have worked if your movements weren't so erratic and formless so it was all my fault you totally weren't even trying to sink with my dancing you should know how I dance by now stop come on guys please stop fighting if you can't get along with each other I might never get to see your awesome fusion power and I might get eaten by a giant bird St Steven junor how can you eat at a time like this hey is that the heaven Beetle let me see it hey be a good goat and give me the magic bug I got it no bad goat you're no son of [Music] mine what's going on Sten [Music] Junior opal [Music] [Music] [Applause] stay [Music] [Music] low [Music] uh do you know who I am all you want to do is see me turn into a giant woman we're back the heaven Beatle I don't have it amethyst you got distracted hey you were the one getting carried away with all those fancy back flips wait a sec I've got the beetle good job [Music] Steven I also see you helped your teammates views and all I had to do was get eaten by a bird nice work you'll be great at fusing one day yeah wait I can do that [Music] too huh oh no you don't G it a this where are you going huh you you're coming from all over ow hey stop it [Music] wuh I won't let you I was right and now I'm going to die a tired Frozen little s [Music] sack take deep breaths so this is what you saw I don't care about that I do I should have listened to you you're a crystal gem too Steven are you okay amethyst heard the warp pad activate and Garnet said you were floating outside the stream and what is that you don't know whoa that thing's far out it's some kind of Space robot there were tons of them and it looked like they were all going to the same place huh what what are they doing to the whole world warp there's a million of [Music] them they fixed it what does that mean I don't [Music] know H who is that that no idea log date 312 this is paradot performing Earth Hub maintenance check paradot her name is parad prepare success all 79 flask robonoids deployed and accounted for preparing to locate and manually reactivate kindergarten a the little ones are like our [Music] [Music] babies now to access the domestic warp huh this site may have been compromised [Music] they're coming back I can't do this not again we're dead we are so dead was that another gem where did she come from what was she trying to do huh it doesn't matter h she's not coming back Spirit show yourself it's close I can feel it it's hurting and obsessed it should have been you what it took her but it should have been you Lars waa hold on Ronaldo hey let go wait stop what are you doing spirit I deliver the package of Darkness return to us the innocent s come on man we used to be friends and you threw me away l no Steven he's not worth it why does everything bad happen to [Music] me S it's a gem this is the perfect Clubhouse for the beach City explor Club secret clubhouse right Ronnie LS you're a riot dude just carving our names in pretty metal huh weird holy smokes the clubhouse is possessed l l when you turn on the TV tomorrow this is what's going to be on every station but but you said this was secret our first paranormal Discovery we're going to Take On The World Together um let me just uh I'll just uh no what are you doing no no no no no I'm just tearing myself out stop let me [Music] see what' you do oh oh come on Ronnie you know I can't let people see me like that what what's the matter with you don't you know how important this [Music] was why do you care so much about what other people think you wouldn't say that if you knew what other people say about you L okay sh I've got you when you were stuck in the wall was the house like your body you must have felt like you were under attack back when Lars carved his name in you can I see that uh sorry we should let it rest so all that lashing out was just from feeling hurt and trapped for so long I didn't mean to rip it up okay you can stop talking about me now wait oh stie are you okay uh yeah I'm fine oh yeah uh we're both worried about I mean I ran down here faster can we get out of here s you can come with me I think these two have a lot to talk about I bet I wasn't trying to make you look bad ah whatever it didn't make matter I don't care hey Lars take it down a notch hello Connie are you still at Steven Universe's house I'm on my way Dad no you know how bad you are at driving in the snow it's way too rough out here I'm almost at Beach City so start putting on your shoes I see some headlights is that him don't worry I got it this time oh wait oh Dad stop the car you're right in front of us I got it I got it I I don't got it I don't have anything whoa sorry Steven are you okay Connie what's going on everything keeps repeating hey come on kids we got to get going if we're going to beat the storm I'll start the van carabina carabina hey what the my keys I'm not going to find those till spring come on Connie what hey let's go back to my place but my parents no Connie you have to listen to me if we leave Beach City bad things are going to happen I've seen it bad things several bad things um okay let me just call my mom and tell her mom this is Connie I'm staying at Stevens's overnight Oh no you're not young lady you're coming home right now Dr mesin you can't let your husband leave the house he can't drive in the snow what yes I can please trust me [Music] hey hold it steady we have to send this to the galaxy warp without warping ourselves this is too risky no it's not get over it if the shooting star goes off mid warp it could explode forever in warp space and even if we do manage to destroy the entire galaxy warp they could still find another way to get here uh what you doing Steven P no uh what darn it what happened I passed my ability to you for just a moment you mean I had future Visions tell me what you saw I saw some good things but mostly bad things and now you can make the right choice H Connie we have to go right this instant would you look at this an entire inch of snow dad there's no time we got to go [Music] now Connie oh thank goodness you're safe nice sweatshirt Greg oh thanks well we better get going bye Connie sorry we can't stay and watch the snow yeah it's starting to get pretty bad out there I don't know if you universes should be driving in this weather why don't you both stay here tonight really wow Mom that's really cool it's just safer that way we Mahorn are all about safety I'll make up the couch a couch ooh H la la chatau my haoren wait wait I've got it that will kill you faster not funny oh nice Noggin Steven we're ready Garnet wait you're going on a mission hold on don't leave me at least tell me what's going to happen with my lunch do I choke on a pickle you don't choke on a pickle that means something else happens with the pickle Garnet shouldn't we be going Stephen I can't be with you all the time just trust me when I say that you are in control and do not go on the roof no matter [Music] what what could possibly happen to me on the [Applause] roof okay calm down maybe I should just get a snack but what [Music] if how come you guys are back we're made of magic yeah [Laughter] [Music] magic Master of Ceremonies bear bear I'm a big boy now big boy now boy now what's happening to me I'm supposed to be a crystal gem I'm supposed to be a crystal gem okay I'm here what are you going to do to me future Steven get off the roof no if something is going to happen to me just let it happen Steven you don't understand no you don't understand everything I do shs me violently towards the end the more I know the more I know that I don't know I can't live like this why did you tell me about Future Vision what's going to happen to me on the roof this what I knew you might do this if I told you about my power I saw this and I told you anyway but why I took a risk at your expense there was a chance you'd understand this and we'd be closer Steven I see so many things that can hurt you I should never have let one of them be me there are millions of possibilities for the future but it's up to you to choose which becomes reality please understand you choose your own future I do understand I what am I doing I guess I can't really see a future for myself up here I'll watch out for myself from now on what was that this is who we are this is who I am and if you think you stop me then you need to think again because I am a feeling and I will never end and I won't let you hurt my planet and I won't let you hurt my friends go ahead and try hit me if you're able you see that my relationship I know you think something you're Afra CU you think that you SE what made I even more two of them everything they care about is what I am I am their Fury I am their patience I am the conversation [Music] and it's stronger than [Music] [Music] you the ship is going down what about lapis there's no time and it's stronger than you [Music] nice one oh my gosh I can't believe you're a fusion all the time you met Ruby and Sapphire oh no we were going to introduce you Garnet your plan we were waiting for your birthday we can still do it I'll just pretend I didn't know don't think you've won you only beat me cuz you're a fusion if I had someone to fuse with I come here brat a don't fly off so soon lapis lapis listen fuse with me what how long did they keep you trapped here on this miserable hunk of rock these gems they're traitors to their home World they kept you prisoner they used you this is your chance to take Revenge come on just say yes lapis don't do it [Music] no huh what what are you doing I'm done being everyone's prisoner now you're my prisoner and I'm never letting you go lepis let's stay on this miserable Planet together yikes they are really bad for each other uh Hello Steven I got your message are you okay what's going on like this yeah you guys are killing it and here's some pots and P we got to make lots of noise dad and I do this every year I brought some for amethyst too they should be here any second why would she come with Greg are they hanging out again what do you mean again they better not be watching that dumb show little Butler unbelievable they really are they used to disappear for days watching those obnoxious tapes over and over and over until until what I don't know one day they just [Music] [Applause] [Music] stopped happy New Year Steven how's my volume it's [Music] low what's that I'm missing the fireworks it's past midnight how did I get so sucked into this show again it's like everything else just disappears whoa whoa don't go we're having a really good time here look I've got the two-part Hawaii special but Steven really wanted me to do New Year's he'll be fine he's Steven he's tough I wanted to be there here here it would have been like this wo fireworks hey Dad come on now let's watch some little Butler amethyst you know how I feel about shape shifting jeez sorry I was just trying to cheer you up oh that's right I forgot you're so sensitive I know you like making me uncomfortable but it's not funny I can't stay here and humor you I have to be there for my son well what about me huh I had someone who was always there for me until she started hanging out with you don't do this amethyst seriously I bet you'd stay for her you wouldn't what do this going to Hawaii you hey Greg turn around check it out talking about I know you're doing it I want to be friends again I really do but I can't let you do this to me again stop what are you two doing I get it it's hard to deal with stuff from the past you want to put it off because there's tons of it and it's really heavy and it means a lot to you so it's hard to let anything go but you got to because this thing is full seriously where did you even have a cow okay we're f finishing this today right what Pearl hello Greg nice of you to join us I don't believe it whoa I'm so sorry about the mess was this your idea well it was amethyst's idea I I just thought we could take all this stuff back to the temple it can fit in my room that way you don't have to throw anything away but but you can keep this [Music] oh thank you [Music] Amethyst Steven where are you going I'm going to go fix Ronaldo I'll be back in an hour yo Ronaldo is so see anything weird lately no everything's [Music] normal snake men are real and we're puppet eating the G wakey wakey Mr snaky wait for forms seem typical for a 12-dimensional being of this size arms appear to be vestigal Ronaldo is that one of the monster people you've been hunting no no not monster pey snur it's very scientific still better safe than sorry what's this for for me in case the anono turn my body into a host vessel no pey pey pey you got to to look at the big picture here something important is finally happening to me hello we know you have our Steven give him up curly you snake people hiding like cowards in your false humanoid exteriors Steven's got nothing to do with this it's me you want you sster Steven okay okay you forced me to use my Ultimate Weapon step back psychic ghost powers activate yes [Music] everybody stop I'm okay nice pants Steven your legs when did they get to you Ronaldo it's not real it was just me again that makes no sense I just wanted to inspire Ronaldo to be weird again no it it just isn't that simple there's got to be more to it than just [Music] you but there is more Steven is just a a small piece of the puzzle look at this I think it's got to be um level eight beings pulling the the strings get real pety level eight beings are a worker Society incapable of such organization whoa wait a minute how did I never see this before I know what the diamond means polymorphic sensient rocks you sure he'll be better like that yeah is happy you know yeah they're here to hollow out the Earth it's part of the Great Diamond Authority they'll take on any form this is amazing mhm it's invisible huh what he's not invisible he's pink pink how can he be invisible and pink there's nothing out here Ronaldo Steven was lying sorry for using the same pun twice no I'm telling the truth he's real onion you believe me right huh hey hey lion you left me at the pizza place I looked like a fool I had to eat a whole pizza by myself lion lion [Music] no lion keep it down Stephen what was that for the pillow is this what you wanted this pillow I've been trying to play with you and feed you cuz I thought we were best friends did all of that mean nothing to you fine I don't care if you want it you can have it Steven the desert glass it's rebuilding its Castle why didn't you bubble it earlier welcome to shrug City P don't move we're coming okay there it is the pillow I have to get it off the sand hey this W's not moving we got to get through before things [Music] get [Music] no lion you didn't come here to steal the pillow you came here to protect us from it it's there it's putting up defenses how are we going to get up there yep sounds good let's go [Music] no [Music] lion we should have done this in the first place in my defense I forgot so I guess this is goodbye we had some good times but I'm sure you have other magical stuff to smash with other magical boys I love you Steven I want to stay with you forever really guys you hear that are we really going to let him keep that we kept amethyst oh I kept amethyst oh Carnage that's priceless yay lion wink hey tiger are you ready to win our final match amethyst am I the coolest creature on the planet oh stepen those are just words people use to describe how they feel about you listen Steph you can't let anyone make you feel like garbage is that how you feel I only feel how I want to feel ladies and gentlemen fans of wrestling welcome to the Tag Team Championship in the ring tonight they stumped away through the tournament and into our hearts give it up y'all give it up for dashing Dave duber and handsome Hank hecko only one thing would make these men look better folks is the Tag Team B H standing in their way the ruthless Kings of the Jungle they'll eat your kids and fire your parents oo yes it can only be the purple puma and tiger millionaire don't hurt those men you monsters man people are really hating on tiger M he's awful because he hurt me specifically Pearl garnet what are you doing what are we doing what is this I thought we could use some promotion looks like we have some new opponents no you don't this match is cancelled what why why I can't believe you've been sneaking off to this this circus of violence and you using your gem powers on humans it's not enough that you're on my case all the time you have to ruin this for me too we're not here to fight Steven amethyst what go back to the temple I don't want to don't do this guys stop wait I want to tell you purple Puma's backstory he was the wildest cat in the jungle so wild the other cats couldn't take it so she I mean he went to look for somewhere he fit in somewhere with other people who felt misunderstood that really sounds like Steven that's why we're all here to be wild and free and body slam each other and wear cool costumes and make up nicknames and and uh so can't we just have this can't we just wrestle no because we are the notorious order of wrestling haters that's right um we want to stop all wrestling everywhere are you going to let us destroy all wrestling you got to stay wrestling come on tiger Puma tiger P will stop you what a stunning turnaround the jungle do are fly back and they' taken down Captain square wait wait wait is the it's the goodl looking gang with a ladder are they planning to steal the belt no oh they're actually helping tiger up he's climbing and sorry for sorry same here tiger Mana has claimed the tag team belt tiger and Puma have won the championship and save wrestling FL I'm really confused I love you tiger millionaire please no more fries fry Bo [Music] stop I don't even like fries why isn't he listening I don't know pety where's all this coming from I get it I pushed you too hard I thought you wanted to be as good of Fryman as you could be you're a tough kid for putting up with it as long as you did the truth is you're a valued member of Fryman Brothers Incorporated in all its [Applause] Affiliates dad no he'll Mash your potatoes what are you going to do my job St did you put my missing shard in that fry costume yes didn't you hear what I said about the Living Armor and infantries and many many deaths no oh Steven [Music] Pearl ketchup it's everywhere I can't see shorts need what Steven [Applause] dad [Applause] go away py you are awful I hate you I've always hated you wait you've always hated fryo Ste Steven where [Music] attack I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice underwear [Music] [Music] go Steven are you all right I'm okay as soon as I bu my butt I need doid [Music] crack you were great frbo kids today just didn't understand now they never will weren't people scared of it before he attacked them sh it's time to send them off [Music] [Music] as greasy in death as he was in life dad um I'll are you going to get another costume I don't need another fry bow I've got a fry [Music] man Pearl I think our work here is done put your clothes on Steven hold on an exit woo skills get back here you completely missing the point of [Music] this hey wait a second Steven there you are Pearl sweet two out of three oh oh Steven be careful why what wa you really shouldn't be in here this is the Crystal Heart oh it's connected to the most dangerous areas of the temple hold on tight and don't look [Music] [Applause] [Music] down oh hey this isn't so bad a oh never mind w [Music] w Steven we're getting out out of here come on this is great we're all together we can finally eat I mean we don't have any Forks but we can use our hands I'm not going to judge Steven go okay what I me in the kitchen it's trying to escape force it back get [Music] back to GA breakfast it's taking refuge in organic matter now it has all the power over breakfast we have to destroy it it's horrible I didn't want this I just wanted to eat together like like best buds Sten you've got to get away for my breakfast that's enough I don't care if you are the most important meal of the J I made you to bring us together not to tear us apart I'm sorry guys I guess I dream too big [Music] it looks great it's even more together and even more [Music] breakfast I don't think I can eat this let's order pizza piz is a better idea yeah let's do that definitely it's good don't be silly Steven of course you are and you're fun to have around even if your gem is useless I mean you're one of us stevenh we're not the crystal gems without you yeah even if I don't have powers I've still got cookie cat so good [Music] Steven it's a shield oh what I get a shield oh [Laughter] yeah Cookie Cat I summoned my weapon by eating ice cream what's in these things what was that it's the mother stay in the house Steven no wait I'm coming too [Music] [Music] we could really use Steven's Shield right about now hey leave them alone Ste oh Cookie Cat Crystal combo powers [Music] activate we need to save Steven can we save ourselves first goodbye my friends why isn't it [Applause] working [Music] Steven no oh no no no no no no cookie cat he's a pet for your tummy Cookie Cat he's super duper yummy Cookie Cat he left his family by cookie [Music] C now available nowhere yes gems [Music] weapons let's do [Music] it farewell sweet cookie cats I'll always remember the time we spent together hush now are you crying only a little well I guess your powers don't come from Ice Cream of course they don't come from Ice Cream don't worry Steven I'm sure someday you'll figure out how to activate your gem yes in your own stepy way I'm okay guys I just I think I at too many cookie cats

Channel: Steven Universe

Views: 253,239

Keywords: Steven universe, Stephen universe, cartoon network, I’m stronger than you, garnet, steven, garnet stronger than you, stuck together, steven universe wanted, steven universe the trial, steven universe full episodes, full episodes, steven universe song, steven universe songs, cartoon, cartoons for kids, stevonnie, ruby and sapphire, peridot, pink diamond, fusion, fuse, opal, yellow diamond, blue diamond, crystal gems, theme song, other friends, spinel, we are the crystal gems

Id: L6XjI1161zw

Length: 97min 23sec (5843 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 06 2024