- CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER
THING, YOU'RE A GRANDPA. - YEAH.
- YOU'RE A-- - YEAH, WE HAD OUR FIRST
GRANDCHILD THIS YEAR. LITTLE ROSE IS IN THE BUILDING. IT'S PRETTY COOL TOO BECAUSE,
UM-- - LOOK AT THAT.
- YEAH, MAN. THAT'S, LIKE,
THE MOST AMAZING THING FOR ME. MARJORIE PICKED HER NAME 'CAUSE
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE GRANDMA, SO SHE'S NANA.
SHE'S NANA. - AND WHAT ARE YOU?
- BIG PIMPIN'. - 'CAUSE YOU CAN TRAIN 'EM TO
CALL YOU ANYTHING AT THIS AGE. - YEAH, I'M GONNA GET MINE TO
CALL ME BIG PIMPIN', BECAUSE BIGGIE'S SONG WAS "BIG PIMPIN'
SPENDIN' CHEESE." AND THAT'S ALL I DO,
IS SPEND MONEY. - UH-HUH--
- ON THESE KIDS. AND SO I WANT THE BABY TO CALL
ME BIG PIMPIN'. MARJORIE'S UPSET ABOUT THAT,
"YOU DON'T WANT YOUR GRANDBABY TO BE CALLING YOU BIG PIMPIN'." EVERY TIME I GOT HER I GO,
"BIG PIMPIN'." I'M JUST PUTTING IT IN HER HEAD
RIGHT NOW. - YEAH, IT'LL TAKE AWHILE FOR
HER TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT. BUT GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU. - BUT I'MA TELL YOU SOMETHING
THOUGH. - WHAT?
- WHEN YOU HAVE GRANDKIDS NOW, THEY HAVE DIFFERENT THINGS
THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE WHEN I HAD BABIES. YOU KNOW, LIKE, NOW,
REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO CHANGE YOUR BABY'S DIAPER, AND YOU HAD THOSE
COLD BABY WIPES? AND YOU GO TO CLEAN THE BABY AND
IT THROWS THEM INTO SHOCK 'CAUSE IT'S ICE COLD? THEY GOT A GADGET NOW, WHERE YOU
PUT 'EM IN, AND IT HEATS 'EM. - WOW, LUCKY BABIES.
- YEAH, I BOUGHT FOUR OF 'EM. - UH-HUH. - FOR ME, YEAH! I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,
FOLKS, IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD A HOT
BABY WIPE, YOU GOTTA PUT THIS IN YOUR LIFE. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,
LISTEN, LISTEN, AND WHAT'S REALLY COOL IS, LIKE,
I HAD A HOT ONES AND THEN I HAD THE REGULAR ONES
NEXT TO ME. SO I USED THE HOT ONE, THEN PUT
THE COLD ONE ON THERE, IT LIKE A SPA TREATMENT.
[laughter] IT'S JUST LIKE
THE HOT AND COLD STONES. ELLEN, YOU NOT FEELING THIS,
BUT LISTEN TO ME. IT'S LIKE THE HOT AND COLD STONE
TREATMENT. IT'S HOT, THEN YOU
PUT A COLD ONE ON THERE. I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, AFTER YOU PUT THAT HOT ONE ON,
THEN THAT COLD ONE, IT'S LIKE A--
A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTY. - YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST
GRANDDAUGHTER'S GIFT FROM US RIGHT NOW.
WE MADE YOU, UM, I DON'T KNOW, IS SHE GOING TO GO FOR SOMETHING
THIS HALLOWEEN? DO YOU KNOW?
- NO, NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE. - SHE IS NOW.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, SHE'S GOT--
[laughter] THIS IS A PACIFIER-- IT'S A PACIFIER. - OH, YEAH. - AND IT'S A LITTLE ONESIE
SO SHE CAN BE IN THAT. - IF YOU DON'T THINK
I'M GIVING HER THIS. - I KNOW.
- OH, YEAH, BABY. - I MEAN, IT'S A PACIFIER WITH
YOUR MUSTACHE ON IT, COME ON! - THAT'S HOT.
- I KNOW. SO THAT IS FOR YOUR--
- YEAH, I'M GONNA TAKE IT RIGHT TO HER, TOO.
- YES. - LITTLE PIMPIN'.
- YOU'RE-- - LITTLE PIMPIN', YEAH. - YEAH, LITTLE PIMPIN' IS BORN. - YOU'RE A GREAT GUY. UH-OH. DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS? HOLD ON. - THIS IS MY FIRST TIME
ON A TALK SHOW. - WHAT IS IT, NOAH? - MY FIRST TIME ON A TALK SHOW.
- OH, MAN. WELCOME!
