Steve Harvey Kills On Family Feud 2 (slight return)

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[Applause] No a wife does to her husband's face maybe I'm thinking wrong with number seven [Applause] welcome to family fees I'm a colon and rectal surgeon just the gap in what we talk this saw prostate exams you know with all of the technology that's available to the end today why I'm gonna take this finger right here I wanna push it in your eye right now can I make a recommendation you have a recommendation a recommendation I am listen find a surgeon with small hands doing how you doing what do you do for a living sir I'm a gastroenterologist I put it down there y'all take it out and as far as my job Steve I have to do prostate exams and do prostate exams funny the prostate exam absolutely well your officer lazy gently my new doctor hey Carla name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love I have a hard time in there let's go to question two [Applause] [Laughter] never felt this small before I'm actually nervous right now name something you'd never do in public that you do freely at home then the sex Steve you do it yes yes Steve name something bad about a guy that doesn't show up in a photo who has very small private parts we asked 100 married men name your wife's most unappealing habit flatulating flatulating passing gas once again was I the only one who did not know what she was talking catch you later [Laughter] name something people do sitting down a magic carpet ride [Applause] like Mike said hey good answer good answer turn Amir said if that's up there I'll eat your tie something which the more you have the more trouble you're likely to get into Big Rob oh it's a property property houses Steve it's up there oh sure it is it is oh yeah all right look at my face give me a word that rhymes with Spanky hanky-panky thank you brother win panky well he got she didn't he got we get either Playboy I'm sorry just throwing it out there just doing jokes ladies we got top six answers on the board name something a person might say is in the toilet [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] name something a person might say is in the toilet their accent you don't want to start this their accents [Applause] [Music] okay okay we go night something the person might say is in the toilet we're gonna go a courier [Applause] career those three syllables now snoop we're gonna go with cartwheel what would you do if you found out your man once acted in an x-rated movie I'd watch it watch it [Applause] go type [Applause] not miss you know and I got really these deep I love you to death well miss Norma I love you I don't think I've ever been loved this much [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] please take things to be UK okay I'm trying Christie fill in the blank raging what how raging [Applause] Sameera I love it Christy are you going through something your other ants until the day all men are dogs now we top it is a little ragin ho when you go on a date name something the guy has that you hope is clean fandoms name something that even when it's bad it's good healthy huh milk [Applause] [Applause] [Music] we gonna play Steve yeah name a circus act that reminds you of your man's lovemaking style Ashley the elephants introduce everybody Anthony here's my beautiful lesbian Brooklyn lesbian sister Maria [Applause] name something you might take with you when you go to the bathroom a plunger name something you'd like to know about your husband's ex-girlfriend's Alice name something you try to make smell as nice as possible my little box name something or why should learn to play so hubby won't spend so much time with the guys play dead name something your mother-in-law has this be a mouth name something about a chicken that might remind you of your wife yo man were stripper which one is seven doors names by these days clumsy if you wanted a new picture of yourself what would you trust to take the picture um only person I trust next to my husband be my mom name something grandma might store under her boobs pistol do some work you wouldn't want your boss to catch you home how about yourself names something of your wife's you use when she's not looking her panties name the Itchy is part of your body my butt name the ichiya spart of your body crotch they names something and maybe you old man might bring with him on a date with the 25 year old an oxygen tank fill in the blank it would be very bad for a man to dump his woman in the middle of what a trash can top six answers on the board we asked 100 men name a place you might run into your boss where you both agree to keep it a secret okay Bart don't ask the topic is a strip club the same thing he'll know besides money name something a woman might put in a male strippers cheese tree we gonna go ahead and put South Carroll a key on the board and say face her face is you ready jeez boss had a nude beach spread my tile out lay out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] before a man goes to prison what might he do to make himself really unattractive shave his head shave his head what's that got to do with it name something people do to their armpits we're going to go with Braille them and put it in someone's face you know like talk to a hundred million in the movies name something that looks sexier when you see a woman do it in slow motion personally shooting a gun you got it and if it's not up there it's not my fault [Laughter] ooh-hoo-hoo turn you thanking me I'm saying you surveying the wrong people this ass is not up there okay and this is your chance there's no way inhale you ain't gonna get one here it is if you design your own coffin name something you might put in it just in case just in case yes a handle to open it up to get out a damn dough handle the brake it only hurts when a foot okay son being abused what barnyard animal might you compare your man to a camel what bond yummy what desert-dwelling animal might you compare some manner pigs what barnyard animal might you compare your man - I don't know Steve I have to say an elephant what's sin do you think people confess most often in confession [Applause] [Music] you keep saying gosh I'm not kill oh it's big I just don't know how it's a whole bunch of people in there saying it don't and I'm the proud owner of my own topless cleaning service sunshine cleaning [Applause] hopefully people on TV my name is Jamie I'm an attorney in Cleveland but I love to travel in my free time I got I got chased by monkeys once in Malaysia and so I decided to get over my phobia and I just googled at the beginning of the year world's largest primates and they said the biggest gorillas are in Uganda and Rwanda so I'm traveling there and I am the proud mother of a 13 year old boy hi Cornell and I also 13 yes and he's quite at you don't do that 2/3 you do this to babies babies to Pho five six hey Kota you'll do that to the 13 yo listen to me he got free pick up Francis go watch this show doing this to your baby boy on TV is for his friend see oh god just kill this boy to school they're gonna be walking down the hallway [Music] name a part of your lover's body you'd like to eat a chocolate mold of this private area we just got here ain't like you trying to guess the last one is six inches up there name something you might wait to do in a movie theater till the lights go out start videotaping the movie well I guess the pastor working on the building faster they came up with a hustle southern bootleg movies right after service alright now pastor leave something some people like to have all over me and then making love pastor was the past I believe no no [Applause] before we answer the question he prefaced the answer with some oh well you know no speech name a reason a woman in a kissing booth would not want to kiss someone in life first name the breasted well now the word is stink you know if we gonna sit up in here and be correcting each other then what you're not gonna do it there's all of a sudden be Miss Blues you over here Peter come here talk about today eyebrows take name a word starting with B that describes Kim Kardashian's buzzy [Laughter] the whole family from Duluth and the doctor hundred making me part of your body with hair you've never cut a trim your tush pink lady bits [Applause] name some people wash once a week yo tail you'll wash it you wait you wait once a week to wash that puppy right there I'll tell you what I don't want you all none of my chairs at my house drawers just burst into flames who works for the CDC over there oh okay what Oh Center for Disease Control yeah cuz she handle a bowler though which one unit work I work in finance Oh the you ain't really so you ain't really handling disease nope you senpai my son shake no that one right there she's an epic ologist yes what is it what is it epidemiologists what epidemics epidemiologists Oh like that cleared it up epidemics epidemics epidemiology Oh No you meant to send naked pictures to your beloved but they accidentally went to who your lover [Applause] [Music] you know yo asses shouldn't be the same word that's into quick oh no you meant to seeing naked pictures to your beloved but who today accidentally went to your lover hey Tammy if your dog got into the viagra named something in your house that wouldn't be safe I'm gonna say your vacuum cleaner hose kitty-kitty [Applause] come instructor bring yolo phone over okay daddy top 200 million name the first part of a woman you touch to get on the moon it's quit playing laughs let's play that would be the lower front or the vagina [Applause] Oh [Music] [Applause] I didn't want to say it please say it the lower front on the Prairie down there by hole mayor secured darkness minor promise late down now what a deal and antelope play home home on the range lamb part of free hello mother brain [Applause] in the law front the 40 acres enemy matter of fact I recommend when you bomb ladies duck try to buy one two sizes small I'm talking my way it can't hardly nothing stay in there just have awareness you just come on I name something you might teach your boss about because you're too chicken to tell her in person I'm sleeping with one of the employees why would you text that to anybody let alone your boss II will I mean you gotta get it out there you gotta get it out there you gotta text you that's a preemptive strike okay name a part of your body might hit you in the face when you're bouncing on a trampoline I'm gonna say your thighs your same as you they're gonna put that on the hole me on that I'm gonna say your shoulder you know that's good that's good they already see I'm gonna say your fingers let me guess you gonna say y'all met and then after that J you might as well say yo damn have you get your stomach in there - J listen there go yo milk jugs how about that hi J we got them all out the way buddy let's go name that part of your body they might hit you in the face when you're bouncing on a trampoline shoulders you can't say nothing else this on this damn boy I've never seen a person get no wrong answers on just history this just j-turn Jenny I'm gonna stand next to you because man obviously I was the reason they put you way down here in the fifth spot they knew that Jake come on man could we could do this man on TV man you right thank you think about you out on that Harley and you ride got boy you're sweating hard as hell let's take another shot you're gonna read it with me name a part of your body that might hit you in a 20,000 I can't believe I'm giving your tail in [Applause] no happy no hey it's got to be for you to Jack a circus express things on 32 No thank you for coming Jake you just read my whole day no tell me Oh Peter calls me I grew up in the cost and such God in Christ okay I grew up in it yeah no no the drums tambourine track meet oh yeah come on get set pow [Applause] we're gonna crack it in my sleep oh yeah all I'll do is sitting a bit writing jokes going to hail [Applause] I'm cold they're wolves after me

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Views: 3,711,265

Rating: 4.7005386 out of 5

Keywords: Steve Harvey, Family Feud, Humor, Funniest, Funny, Laugh, Best Of, Best of Family Feud, Comedy, Satire, Silly, silliness, dean mason, Deanmasonone

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Length: 29min 11sec (1751 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 30 2016

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