Star Wars Memes #76

jedi looking for sith palpatine i haven't come here to free slaves i think you have why else would you be here i can see there's no fooling you and akin i don't think we should take him anymore this kid can see through the lies of the jedi and you know we love to bullsh he could destroy the jedi order he's too dangerous to be left alive [Music] who is the best sith vader sidious revan vader dooku jar jar disney ceo bob chappert considering advertising on disney plus subscribers pack your things we're leaving [Music] star wars visions review proof star wars doesn't need luke skywalker the clone wars star wars rebels the bad batch dr aphra the mandalorian knights of the old republic [Music] why is my memory getting wiped but yours isn't cuz i know how to keep my [ __ ] mouth shut school offering 500 awards to students who catch other students doing the devious league challenge in schools me and the boys [Music] richardson gun store owner fakes heart attack grabs gun to shoot armed robber i'm too weak [Music] i don't want pity star wars anime don't watch it then oh panther of the lake what is your wisdom if you hate star wars visions because it's anime then you're no better than the people who think star wars the clone wars is childish because it's animation which star wars character had the best facial hair [Music] jedi declared a problematic term the star wars visions we wanted the star wars visions we got [Music] visible confusion me a person who hates anime seeing star wars visions come out these are confusing times [Music] star wars fans are debating whether the franchise belongs to men or women star wars is for not just the men but the women and the children too [Music] which one is r2's i vader was the most powerful sith no darth sidious anakin had the highest known midichlorian count vader was largely machine he lost most of his midichlorians no they remained intact he had no arms or legs midichlorians are stored in the balls if they are stored in the balls then he gave all of his midichlorians to padme and his all midichlorians transferred to luke and leia me how did bad may die of a broken heart so unrealistic real life they were together alone these two had not had any other companionship except each other for 16 years this man lost his beloved dog in his grief he died of a broken heart when the cute girl says hello there but you respond hey because you're worried about scaring her something's happening i'm not the jedi i should be anakin may swindu palpatine is not a sith lord he's not even a lord per se i have to go make a call everyone what jedi devilry is this no anime sucks it doesn't belong in star wars and we'd suck too they watch cartoons but not like the cartoons i watch holy [ __ ] is that a [ __ ] spinning umbrella saber this is gonna be [ __ ] awesome this dog buys a cookie at the bar every day and pays with a leaf leaves are no good out here but for you i can make an exception everyone loves to talk about anakin's cringe dialogue but nobody wants to talk about how smooth this [ __ ] was in this scene are you allowed to love i thought that was forbidden for a jedi attachment is forbidden possession is forbidden compassion which i would define as unconditional love is essential to a jedi's life so you might say that we are encouraged to love [Music] making a lightsaber out of all the felt tip pens in the classroom i am a [ __ ] swordmaster [Music] yoda bagels anakin bagels when a random girl comes up to you and starts telling you the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise misa propose mark hamill is trending and he didn't die you are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of sith coughing noises obi-wan and anakin on moose tough r ob1 and vader on the death star [Music] who are you qui-gon qui-gon who star wars seemingly hints that qui-gonjin was a skywalker qui-gon skywalker [Music] people who didn't watch clone wars people who did watch clone wars [Music] everyone where i me an intellectual which i designer can use to see through the lies of the jedi r2d2 knew luke and leia were twins still he did not stop them kissing general grievous will return next week with more disturbing facts but for now it's time to abandon ship [Music] steal his looks iconic voice 1 000 base suit 12 million dollars lightsaber 200 life support 1 million dollars sick cape five hundred thousand dollars augmented reality six hundred thousand dollars blow torch for self-immolation twenty dollars triple amputation one hundred and twenty thousand dollars prosthetic limbs 200 000 post the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear i am the senate [Music] prequel fans anime doesn't belong in star wars the prequel era on tv [Music] when the teacher says you have to do a project with a weird kid [Music] we have set up a neutral medic station for any prequel meme as wounded by this conflict anyone including weebs are welcome we have snacks and virtual hugs friend you can't hate all the disney star wars movies what about rogue one me it is acceptable back away i will deal with this jedi slime myself star wars anime releases me who knows that anime and star wars can have one of the most toxic fan bases twice the fans double the toxicity i hit the like button you're going to subscribe right you're going to subscribe right [Music] you

Channel: Star Wars Tricks

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Length: 8min 12sec (492 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 31 2021