Squeex turned Valkyrae and Fuslie into Mario Kart GODS!

oh no hello Mr squeaks squeaks hello who apparently might not be as good as I thought for some reason I thought you were it's fine wait who told you I'm not good wait what you're good right listen my chat was saying that he said that I think that he's better than I think he is a bunch of narcs oh they stitched real quick no no no I'm really good I was just joking around earlier on stream when I said I'm not good I'm the Mario guy you are the Mario guy you that's what I thought I thought I was like you know what when I was I was thinking of Mario Kart and I was like man who would be a really good Mario Kart tutor and then you were the first person that came to mine I won't let you down but I'm warning you both it's going to be tough work like Mario Kart isn't some game like you have we have to change how we like think fundamentally yes sir here to change that's right change everything forget everything you know about Mario because this is going to like after today on these eventual 2v Tuesdays I don't want to see anything less than second place out of both of you oh God yes sir sir and we're going to be using the tried andrue gold star system okay so we're going to see at the end of this who ends up being the better Mario Kart player is it gonna be Ray or foosley oh God it's GNA be me it's gonna be Ray already already cracked I he's Auto steering just for some context sque so we we have like this house like a sponsor where we've been playing Mario Kart for every once a week for the past couple months I think actually that might not be accurate but we've been playing Mario Kart and um Leslie is an auto steer what do you mean you but not after today wait so like you don't even what is an auto steering D I only I only use Auto steering like I cannot I cannot do I can't handle it but I will today I'm assuming that's not allowed so I will take off the auto steering but oh sure wait how does Auto steering work so do you just like hold a auto steering no I've never tried I've never tried Auto steering this is why we have to break the habit now because now you can become squeaks well okay I I want be that good but I mean I'm GNA try I need to be good I feel like Mario part Mario Kart being good it's like a it's like a thing that ever like no one emphasized how important it was to be good at Mario Kart and then like now in life it's like one of those games that always come party part you go to like they're going to put up Mario Kart smash it's always smash yeah oh Mario yes you're right Mario Kart and Smash Bros and even Mar the ones that are always at the parties that's right so it's time to grind it's time to get teach us squeaks let's go okay first let's start with I want to see both of you race in a one V one um we I don't think we have the new maps by the way I I tried to buy them but my score is stuck in Japan time zone because of the the uh the the fruit game sua game sua game is ruining your Mario Kart DC I couldn't get the I couldn't get all the maps cuz I I couldn't figure out I put it back in America but my shop is still in Japan wait fosy do you have the Mario Kart Maps I think I do I think I have FY just got a gold star congratulations you are up one Z yep sorry I told you it's going to be tough Ray it's going to be tough s Ray sorry Ray I need the star I need the star please please you do it okay but and I do believe that if one of you own it owns it it's totally fine so I think you can both still play it but I'm not sure okay so when you say we One V one like where are you in this you're not going to be in the race yeah no I need to I need to spectate and I'll be writing down things that I think you are doing incorrectly oh my God you're actually doing real teacher stuff I didn't I thought you were G to play Ray there's gonna be an exam serious everything I say no everything I say there's so much wisdom in it you know what I mean so there's going to be an exam at the end okay I'm taking notes I have my notepad out wait Leslie's such a dork what she's so good at school I'm here to learn I have a notepad I okay LZ I was just on schooled and we all saw how that went we did we did wait you know what's so funny Ray I didn't see the episode but all I saw was a screenshot of you with like 200 FS next to your name first of all it was 8 f okay's they were falling off the side they were falling off side the dmgs ran out somehow like it was falling off the clip of your webcam I didn't even know they could even add FS like that that was crazy yeah they were just going rogue that was it was pretty messed up no you but here's where the real exam question be multiple choice no 50 like 50-50s no [ __ ] they're going to be they're going to be open note and Essay open open note okay okay open note open note okay I'm ready for quizzes I'm ready for notes I have my notepad I'm ready good but this is the this is the thing you both have to be good at by the end of this so okay so go ahead and open up Mario yeah okay do we do Grand Pricks or what do we do Grand Pricks Grand Pricks that was called Grand Pre brle congratulations you got another star yes yes why it's been silent explain that to me it's yeah sorry it's a it's a fancy word the ex is silent oh my God oh my God I'm down two stars already we haven't even started this is that's right okay but whoever wins this gets five gold stars this first race and I'm going to be seeing both yeah uh I'll just be in both of your streams okay okay yeah okay got it got it got it okay you don't want us to screen share or anything no no no it's okay okay okay so now okay so grad Prix uh just do online play and then do uh one p okay wait really online play one p oh so we're not actually in the same no it's it's one p but like it's one it's so confusing how the way they do it it's like one p on the local console and then you do friends uhhuh uh oh fosle I see you really invite each other to the lobby match stats 10 to two I don't see you 10 to two is this correct how come I don't see you or I'm not getting an invitation well so I clicked on your name and it it's there's a join button but it doesn't allow me to just join oh no what does that mean what does that mean oh no because uh because uh f is not in a Lobby so FY click uh go click actually because you're you're going to host the lobby I think and then click wait how do they do this hold on let me look into it okay it's region locked oh no no no no I'm in America now oh you are yeah it's just my Shop's still in Japan um does any chat know how to like host a server like how do you do it where you join off of each other like create a room yeah create room is there a create room button room friends create room oh perfect yes and then one of you one of you create a room and then boly join Ray it should be show as joinable after Ray is in the room okay also can you teach us about like all the characters and which one's the best and the wheels and the the glider and the oh my God we're getting a full course we're getting full course do the next we're going to defeat me be so good okay there's certain metas of like things that are extremely popular but I would say like the what I would focus on is instead of focusing on like these little tricks focus on being good with any character but I'll I will let you know the meta The Meta being um right now before this update it was Yoshi teddy bear cart and red Wheels like those smalled still in the red wheels are still in but I I'm not up to date with like the most recent update okay got it beforehand it used to be Waluigi wigler but now it's a little different here Leslie I'm putting the room ID in general okay um yes okay um General boop boop yes okay um I see oh okay search okay don't leak that don't leak it oh no no no okay okay K oh so sorry should say that out loud oh sorry oh god I've got this would it be her first time leaking it I did leak Among Us lobbies like that back in the day well it's a leak Lobby it's going to be a penalty so just FYI gold star no we can lose Stars okay I'm here okay I'm in um okay go ahead and choose any map you'd like there she is and you can tell if you're doing something incorrectly because I'll make the following noise I go H can you hear that oh my oh no so I'm going to be silently judging you and at the end I'll review of what both you got both you did wrong and what you did what you did well so do 150 concurrency 150 cc what is a cc anyways it's like how fast I have no idea what it stands for I have no clue okay circuit credits circuit credits that's right okay I'm the blonde girl I don't know why I don't know why I'm blonde like so bad so okay we'll do Leslie's favorite okay and what's that her oh oh are you moving it or am I who's moving it I'm not moving I'm not moving anything no you both get to choose a map and then it'll random between the two of them okay oh oh I see okay pick anything um oh okay is there a way I can so I I'm using two of my controllers right now how do I use one wait what do you mean you're using two controllers I'm using both of my switch joycons pedals why is it why is it C you have to use both of them you have to use both of them yes do not use just one unless like if you use one it's way harder but I've been practicing with one wait I use wait you want to use Joy wait we can use the you can use any Controller Pro Controller is probably the best because the joy-con like sticks are like they drift a lot so fza your controller is like the best controller in my opinion okay good okay perfect wait can I pause this and make sure I'm not on auto steer do I know what I'm on can't just just keep going just uh go with whatever you've got okay okay now I'm going to be silently judging it's so zoomed in without other people on the screen it is weird Okay let me see how do I zoom out um you can't you want it to be small this is great I got used to it being small it's awesome okay lezie you're getting smoked no I'm not I'm right behind you oh no remember we're trying to promote a safe learning environment yeah okay none of this smoke buling no bullying allowed quite yet I'm a teacher I can bully see like I'm already so far back like where did did I lose my you know mhm mhm there's a lot to review there's a lot to review okay MH uh oh who wait no he's doing the thing he's doing he's disapproving I'm like making like middle manager noises now my my auto steer's fighting me oh yeah I wanted to go to the middle and it didn't let me I feel like Ste is actually harder it doesn't it doesn't give you like freedom of movement it gives you great Advantage though on really hard Maps like where everyone's falling off it won't let you fall off physically yeah but if you but fle if you have like the skills not to like fall off without Auto steer you just will always beat Auto steer yeah but that's the thing is like I don't have the skills to not yes you do and I will unlock it oh this is exciting yes like you I'm be honest both of you guys are doing great both of you have potential wow just a little push forward and it'll take you to the next level I haven't seen Ray in so long yeah but in reality foosley to get philosophical the race isn't against Ray the race is against yourself as long as you're improving every race you'll always come in first place on the inside WAOW yeah but on the outside no on the outside second place true forever second place remove a star remove a oh I didn't finish no you can still you can still cross it okay okay very interesting I have written down things that both of you should improve on okay okay first and the most easy way to improve is you both did not hit your starting boost do you guys know whoever answers this first who what number do you hold down a in the beginning two okay specifically can you get more specific onto when it right when it hits at the end of two or at the end of two very good Ray one gold star to you excellent when the two is like slowly fading away you start holding down a um so that's one thing that I would say second thing I'll go into which is a little more Technical and specific is when to drift so much of this game is knowing each every map and when to start your drift um do you guys know the different colors of Sparks and what they represent yes go ahead blue gold sorry you go well there's three different colors of Sparks and the longer you hold it the faster the drift or when you release it the speed the faster the speed the length of the speed true so semi correct but essentially as soon like it's blue gold and then purple purple boost means you'll have a a longer sustaining boost so you want to try to get to purple Sparks um so that's the one thing I would say is try to because none of you guys really hit a big drift do you know what I mean that's like a free semi mushroom you know it'll help you gain Advantage F and if you're behind start drifting around corners and use those boosts you'll eventually catch up so that's that's extremely important now do another race with those two things in mind and we'll see who's able to learn on the fly but I have Auto steering on still is it possible to turn off auto steer during the race yeah I can okay okay go ahead has to wait for me yeah wait wait wait okay I'll wait I'll wait I'll wait okay okay uh tilt controls off Smart steering off right Auto accelerate off okay off yeah okay I'm ready okay okay we go okay three two one [ __ ] go oh God oh God I'm not used to this there's too much Freedom okay now your your goal is to get to purple drift I want to see at one of the turns in this first lap a purple drift okay wait Ray you have Auto steering on no I yeah you do how do you know because the cart has a yellow be you have Auto steer Ray wants to win using cheats no no no I actually don't like Auto steering and I'm confused because I feel like I'm drifting all the time wait I don't think you oh no oh no oh no you see you see you see I fall it off how do I click Start click Start and then in the controls I think you hit l or something steering L okay got it got it got it there and then go wait I should turn off the other stuff it's all off all the other stuff is off okay okay yeah okay okay go yeah check this out okay that's crazy I didn't even feel the auto steering I thought it was that good I I mean you were that good but I just think Auto steering is the things that mess you up cuz you can't go for real shortcuts and stuff it was like when I was watching foosley it was like like steering her away which was so strange it was rough it was really rough okay let's see good Drift from Ray purple oh this is going to sound very like like obvious but don't touch the wall okay like that's like do not at under any circumstances like that'll kill your speed this far like how oh my oh teacher I feel like there's not enough room on this map to get to purple drift it's a so that's a fair thing to say but the solution to that is start drifting earlier wa because speed is how you win games true so true so true I'm a maybe I never needed Auto steer F I think it was holding you I'm hitting walls trying to get to purple that's fine I rather one of you hit a purple boost really yeah I just want to see a purple boost cuz so you understand the timing behind it oh I hit a wall in it okay this is it this corner um okay this is it you can do it this is a big Corner oh my god I've never I've never seen someone jump okay this is it this is it no this is it this is it that's not it this is it oh so close so close this is it whoever hits it right now gets one gold star this is it this is it the jumps this is it no you're not getting it Go GRE go oh so there's literally no way wait Ray got it you got itay you got blue I think that was purple that was purple can we get a VOD review on that I don't think it was I don't think it's possible my chat is never wrong and they said that it was purple of course they're gonna stay of course they're gonna stay Ray of course you got a gold star thanks so much thank so much so now we're two Pop Quiz oh [ __ ] what does a coin do I got ahe okay yeah okay so you coins the faster your coins the more coins you have the faster your base speed is ex so you want like 10 is ideal but like even having two you would go at a base faster than if you had one and one faster than if you had none very good one star for foosley it's four to three in terms of stars I'm not actually sure if that's accurate but uh I'm it is wait you don't teacher that's basic Mario Kart knowledge um okay minus one start just kid you're giving the teach attitude okay so good job on drifting this time you both have to hit starting boost or you lose one of the stars and now we're going to learn something like oh yeah and then going back to the coins first lap literally go out of your way to get 10 coins the faster you get those 10 coins the better it is is cuz it's all about speed so like if you see like often times in these courses the outside Loop has three coins and the inside loop has two always go to get 10 that's your priority so I want to see as soon as possible get those coins and then hit that inst starting boost for a gold star whoa okay beep beep did she miss your Boost did I miss my Boost I'm on a delay okay you both hit boost but not the fast boost so good job but none of you get a wait what no I hit boost I don't think that was the fast boost yeah I don't think different kinds of starting boosts I think so actually didn't know that either yeah cuz that did not look like a full Boost it didn't even feel that fast no it wasn't you have to start holding a earlier [Music] what okay now coins who's going to get whoever whoever gets 10 coins first gets a gold star oh my God oh my God oh my God has five Ray has four it's a race for coins how reverse going to stop and gets 10 coins congratulations thank you so much thank you so much now go so much the cows the cows there's no way okay okay oh my God what is going on on the f is mowing some grass I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it doing some Landscaping here you already okay perfect you have 10 coins let's [Music] go good [Music] boost oh yeah and then fosle for you specifically when you go up like on those like you see those like mole holes or whatever if your cart ever lifts click the Boost button to like boost in the air you can boost like on any like whenever your cart like basically launches any amount of distance so that's something Ray does that gives her Advantage okay any time anytime King my secrets that is a secret she's been gatekeeping information but both of you look like much better already at this game just with your drifting like the the drifting looks great it looks so good like you're not touching walls you're being careful you know in the your first race I don't know if it was utsy or not but you guys were touching like every single wall which was slowing you down great job both of you had a okay so I'd say that's probably another star for us huh nope nope I'm the one that decides Stars okay got it that's fine really good stuff one thing that I would say to both of you is you'll cap yourself like on the um grass and I would say save your mushrooms to cut corners like a massive amount of Corners you guys are using your mushrooms kind of willy-nilly but on a big turn if you can see like there's like some landscape boost through it till the end it's really really important like in the water on this map yes exactly like in the water or if you're cutting a corner CU you can like save so much time per on your lap time by doing that um so this time this time the goal is to boost on every single jump every jump okay on every jump every jump do not miss a boost okay good job both of you first jump you Bo it and like there's a very low punishment if you miss the Boost so always go for like the Boost during every jump you just do a little hop okay okay does the water slow you down on map yes yes oh it does I think so I think so but not too much so you can see right now Ray's in a great position because Ray has seven stars or seven coins um so Ray prioritized coins now nine so like that's one thing so those boosts are important for coins f it was tough for you but uh because of the angle but just a FYI got it it definitely still in this race though oh I mean I'm on her tail yes she left the banana for me I did that's crazy did you hit it okay I'm G delayed I'm drowning no I fell off x four five two three wait ow okay okay you're still in it fle I am I am check my coin count check my coin count nine that's huge and then if you get hit by an item or a banana you lose lose coins yes you want to be very careful okay is it ever good when you're jumping over like you're you know when you go up the little thing and then you boost is it good to boost when you're coming down out of it um no I just saw you do that no it's not I was like what is she talking about and then on YouTube oh it feels good to do it so I was thinking maybe I should no doesn't affect it get it cuz you would think if the cart lands off of a jump there'll be like a slow down there's not yeah there's not so like that F you see that like brown mud patch Don't Drift through that that slows you down stay on that's where you would use a mushroom like if you have a mushroom you could boost through it the things that slow you down exactly the stream both your streams just crashed on my screen no I swear to God I swear to God at the exact same time YouTube hello okay you're back okay okay now congratulations Ray for winning the cup I'll give you a gold star you that last race Ray was really good you played very very well now we're going to learn something called item management so like both of you are a little bit confused with items um so true honestly yeah cuz I feel like you're like uh if you're in first place and this is important write this down if you're in first place you always want a defensive item uh Ray can you name some defensive items yes sir um in any of the shells a banana oh oh my favorite is um the the speaker because when you get blue shell you can use the speaker to break the shell yes and there's one more defensive item the bomb the bomb that's right who the bomb is a defensive item and it at the very high levels a mushroom can be a defensive item as well there's a way to boost out of getting hit with a blue shell using a mushroom so that's also a good answer so here's what I will say when you're in first place you want to hold it behind you you guys know how to hold an item behind you right yes kind of always always because that's like you're so prone to getting hit by a shell so always hold items behind you in first place it's extremely important um okay okay is a star defensive item a star is a defensive item but the way this game works is you'll never get a star in first place oh got it got it got it got it got it got it the way there's no Bullet Bill up here Leslie yeah there's no Bullet Bill no that would be sick being toxic being toxic so hold a earlier here on the Boost I want you guys to hit like the good boost one two there's shortcuts on this map right yes oh I think Ray hit the the Boost what you took all my coins what do you mean yeah that's it allor right that's first place for second place H okay hold the item behind me so this is a perfect Ray you just hit a a great drift that was a purple drift really than really good perfect drift perfect so good job on these turns you can use the mushroom to go behind the piranha plants there as well okay okay you know what I mean so like find ways in the map and a lot of it is just map knowledge uh find ways in the map to uh cut Corners if you have a uh mushroom okay I feel like that's important really important but in terms of like most important the number one thing is do not hit the walls yeah if it means don't use a mushroom or something like that's the most important what's this boombot for the boombot yeah which one's the oh my God wait good try with the mushroom you have to use it like right before you go uh off the Jump by the way uh right before okay so you cannot do that without a boost that no you cannot do that jump without a boost but I respect that you went for it that's really good because it's good to know oh the shortcut jump you have to have a boost you have to have a boost oh I've never tried it before yeah wait what's the boombot you were talking about the red the red speaker okay so that stops that gives like a shock radius around you so if there's a shell coming or a blue shell or something like you can click that speaker and it'll uh it'll basically destroy the shells if they're in your close vicinity what does star power do exactly it makes you invincible from any like attacking damage and it gives you it makes you go faster so you can't you can run into bananas without like punishment or get hit with a shell without punishment as well it just makes you invincible except you can still like fall off the map got it yeah good good racing good question yeah the map is very tough because it's extremely turn dependent yeah I'm like drifting the whole map yeah that's what makes it like a really good practice map Yoshi's uh circuit really good I hit every wall that's okay I want you both to hit that map again I want you to do it again okay yeah I agree I agree I agree because I want you to get used to it because I think fle you're the issue there was you're just not familiar with when the turns are and when to use your mushrooms and stuff like that so I think will get way better if you just keep playing that map Yoshi circuit okay Yoshi circuit Yoshi circuit Yoshi circuit yeah it's the egg one good job though you guys are actually playing so much better already yeah I'm absorbing all the information as much as I can yes I'm trying I feel like we should have like a a a tournament day like a Mario Kart day and and just absolutely destroy lwig oh my God sucks at this game wo please you took my item why'd you give it to me you you went in front of me okay I have to refresh okay there we go yeah just YouTube things yeah it's like spoil YouTube he's [Laughter] flaming okay good turns ah I got a purple boost oh yeah and then also when you're drifting you can still manipulate your turns so you can turn like even more oh a purple drift let's go I did do it I did do it that was awesome good work thank you thank you so much okay and then in terms of that bomb this is like above but you don't have to throw it yet you can hold on to it just in case like if there was like seven people that were racing you want that to be a defensive bomb so be comfortable with like holding items behind you I want to see you race we're I can beat you oh yeah okay gold star no but like imagine like if we if we beat you like 10 Stars deal 10 10 pluss nice FY the Boost was good but you did it you did it but you just have to angle to the right that's still really good okay yeah just got comfor with like how the turning radius works yeah I'm not I'm not at all no but you're still getting better like the way you're using items and stuff like that you will you'll get used to it see like these mushrooms are tough to control good and you both have 10 coins which is great good job Ray holding on to the uh the horn that's good in case there's a blue shell okay f last lap no walls touched that's your goal no walls no walls no walls okay sorry just after that one after that one that's okay I like that you go for it it's it's a good sign it's better to risk it and learn how to hit it okay and then that one okay that except those two except those three that okay except those three besides those three everyone gets three freebies no walls hit no walls hit oh watch I'm going to use the speaker good job though using the golden mushroom to skip [Music] the did she did you get the not hit by it yeah I used the speaker she used the speaker what good job I finished wait I was right behind you yes well she waited so close she was being toxic she was being toxic well well cuz like if I finish then you don't get to finish the lap and I thought you were you're trying not to touch the edges I thought that I was oh excite bik a favorite okay that was really good now I let's back out of this Lobby I'll play as well and we're gonna we're gonna include Bots okay okay okay okay all right this is what we've been training for Leslie beating squeaks okay 10 Stars I'm gonna let you know I'm not that good good good good don't worry we'll teach you we'll teach you yes you all know how what coins do Etc so I believe it you by the way remember you want it okay 5 three in terms of stars do you want me to make the lobby or who's making it am I friends with you guys on switch oh let me see I think we I don't know if we played before have we wait we did we did but I think we I joined I have you I have oh you do oh perfect wow our stats are 1 to 11 oh no I don't remember any of this oh no when did that happen and well let me just how do we do it hold on let me just change my settings because then Ray can make a Lobby and then we will uh join off of Ray yes I'm and 12 squeaks it's okay we're trying to improve incrementally okay I'm going to make a Lobby right now so I pretty much go to multiplayer and that way do it that way yeah online uh no not multiplayer you click online play Oh online instead yeah uh online and then I go to friends friends and create Lobby and then I just oh yeah that's or create room create room yes I'd like to create a room have to pick my cart first okay what do you think about the beetle cart I mean all I'm like so sweaty in terms of carts like I will pick the most like popular meta one so I would say like I would choose the teddy bear cart cuz I know that that one is good have that one' you get it codes in general oh perfect how do you unlock more carts oh you just have to play the game more um is that a late unlock or something I'm not sure I actually don't I know I'm actually not even sure if you can unlock it just playing multiplayer oh we to single player the game there's nothing sadder when you're playing single player Mario Kart because at the end of the day everyone loses if you're alone at home grinding against bots but that's how I play so it's not so bad that's what we have to do ray yeah we have to we have to grind against the Bots yeah well I think you can still unlock it though like you know by playing some multiplayer because I think I've unlocked some cards through 2v2 St oh okay wait probably shouldn't say the code out loud 10 coins save the mushrooms for the the weird hard Parts shell bomb banana okay don't hit the walls that's right and and get the coins prioritize the coins on the first round yes okay and it's not about beating people it's about beating yourself that's right wow getting better every race and they it'll just all click it's just important knowledge to know and then the more reps you get in the more familiar you get with the maps and you'll just get better and better but fuzy I would say the number one thing is just careful not to hit walls like all of it comes secondary to making sure you're on the track oh look at you guys vibing over there okay choose any map I have the DLC maps that' be so mean if I picked one of them that's okay we've never played those before but we can learn them we could learn them wait is that your favorite map the plane no I just it's like an easier one watch it be Yoshi again great this is good this is good okay now I'm nervous because I might not win I might not win might lose to it's okay it's okay no it's not I I we'll we'll just assume you're going easy on us I am yeah uh that I am I am I am okay I didn't hit you got the better boost Ray is better than me yeah you heard it here no I couldn't decide decide on what like the why am I fourth oh there's bods how are you ahead of me wait what did he oh a shortcut shortcut yeah using the mushroom okay it's not over it's not over I am so leaned in right now I've never cared about winning a race more oh my gosh Bullet Bill someone has Bullet Bill not Bullet [Music] Bill unfaced FYI we all lose three coins from that so make sure you're prioritizing getting coins yeah coins coins once I stop hitting walls I will be unstoppable this is a tough map to be fair it's a lot of turning oh I cannot believe how much further you are okay well can you handle three red shells oh God I don't want to hear that I have three red shells coming back this is like the problem with this game is they the items get so good if you're far ahead oh no no not anymore I fell the shortcut oh Les you're beating me I am I am good [ __ ] oh no oh oh no hit the thing oh no no I'm hitting every wall what happened all right let's see I'm going to pull up your stream it went so hard that was so hard that so hard close she she literally was right in front of me until the wall incident happened but still good job wait how did that race feel for both of you like did you guys feel better or more confident yes better good good I I it was it started out well until it wasn't how okay how important is that shortcut if if you have a boost like you should take it I always say go for the shortcuts because the reason is especially when you're learning something you want to get really good at the things that are hard and challenging and even if you fail once you nail it like every race you'll just have an advantage do you know what I mean like you'll not how to hold a mushroom like always go for it yeah okay no the problem with that that specific shortcut is on the other side of it is a lake or you fall into the water if you don't turn right so you have to angle it to the right oh yeah you kind of have to know that there's a road that that's why so much of it is just like map familiarity um also what is the fast boost how do I get that you have to hold a faster I didn't get the fast boost in the beginning either so like on the two exactly the two I would say like in the middle of the two in the middle of the two is the fast when are you holding it I'm I'm doing it when it fades away but it's also not the fast boost I don't think no you hit it last time you hit it you hit the fast boost last time I'm going to do it right in the middle this time oh as soon as the two solidifies so I just got I got it so earlier as long as soon as the two is in the middle thank you to the chatter that said that dang it dang it dang it dang it dang it dang it dang it dang it dang it what's wrong Leslie I'm hitting everything okay no more how you throw an item behind you you hit you hold back and then you hit um then you hit L I was behind you I had to stop I'm not going to tell you how to hit me what the heck of course not teach me how to defeat you no I can't never coming I'm not so far behind I do feel like your cart is just faster for some reason wait what the heck my controller what happened who see Ray welcome to meta gaming there's a blue shell coming so I slowed down that didn't blow you up either nope I literally slowed down in hope that it would kill you as well [Music] no rigged I have a bad habit of every time I I come out of a boost I mushroom out of it I realized oh yeah that's a bad habit that is a bad habit haveit [Music] okay wait what uh what character are you Yoshi Yoshi okay gotcha say so why what makes him better Yoshi Yoshi yeah is thaty so the way that it works is like each um character and cart have like a weight class so there's like heavy midsize and light siiz I think Yoshi's like a midsize and I think that's just like what everyone uses right now um but this is before uh the update so there's a new update that happened so it could have changed everything so I could just be it's just completely wrong whoa go fle wait a second get the star improving I'm improving let's go good [ __ ] oh my God and no Auto steer that's sick five to four oh my God we're going to destroy Tina and mang oh my God destroy that but you guys are going to be like the people that are like hey anyone want to play Mario Kart yeah yeah we're Giga sweating and no one's going to play that's right No One's Gonna Want To Play With You Wait f you're not using tilt controls are you no why am I how do I know if I am not you're not I play like I am visually I'm not using you play like you know like a Disney Channel Originals like when they have like a gamer and they're like tilting their whole body I've been told I play like what they like an actress thinks that a gamer plays like exactly that's just double cheing just double checking yes I am aware what the heck I want to watch you play now I just visually turned my contrer okay all right here we go this one is annoying but it's a great practice to get the timing for each like jump to use like a boost so remember to hit the drift button right before you go off the ledge you should be getting it every single [Music] time this map is more random to be honest so just an FYI I just noticed the map changed what do you mean like there's a the the ramp is different is it I don't I feel like right am I crazy I don't think the ram change does this map change ever no no I don't think they update Maps like valerin they're doing sick if they did that would be sick would they not patch maps at all I don't think they've ever patched a map oh they do apparently oh they do change oh I'm wrong I've not noticed this first part is looks different why am I small am I someone shocked this right pass me help drop no [ __ ] you should be oh yeah by the way on that corner turn you should be getting purple boost make sure you prioritize that on like that big U-turn I got a purple I got a purple it's very important you hit the purple okay how many red shells did you just throw at Bay two and then I have to hold one behind me oh God get the Boost I'm the depths of hell all right last lap uhoh [ __ ] how the I am in a coin deficit I literally have zero coins it's okay cuz everyone's going to be low on coins cuz of the Lightnings but don't worry it's all relative oh no TR oh my God a blue shell on the last lab oh my god I think I'm fine yes got you how many shells you've got to be kidding me more shells more more more okay thank God please please please please you Tred to hit me you try to hit me please Hoy I have sweat in my hand yeah that was intense oh God I got fifth behind Bots yeah excite bite is too this map is so short it's like that baby Park one I hate it cuz it's just like items everywhere it's just pandemonium oh yeah it's like orangy yeah it is very RNG I hate that map I never want to play it again let's try can you do the new ones the new map oh I already chose my map but next time okay next time how come I can't access the new maps oh wait I think I can you have to hit hit r f has to on the second page oh you can actually wait you can f you have the DLC I do oh no you don't no no no wait I was able to pick it no I was able to pick it oh oh we're going to Paris I pick Paris promanade is that a but I think because you have it cuz it said a player in this Lobby also maybe I can pick it oh so you guys can pick it if I have it that's sick it's so that's what it said oh but I swear I paid for Nintendo expansion whatever I paid for yeah this is separate this is like DLC on top of that oh I know they added so many Maps it's kind of crazy oh wait did we did we all hit the fast boost there I don't know I don't know I'm not getting my drifts what's the drift button again R uh r r r really so this is a great coin to get this is a great map to get coins early on in the beginning okay so make sure you get as many like you should have 10 by now I got one you have one oh no yeah you know well right behind you you grabbed all of them oh wait true honestly wrong for that yeah messed up sorry cat up okay grab his coins that he glittered okay okay okay oh I like this map it's kind of it's kind of relaxing I it's crazy how many red shells I get hit by it's insane you have to use your defensive items properly then that's true actually but minus one minus one star for giving me [Music] advice I'm biased I'm like a public school teacher no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not okay okay one more lap good job okay I'm right on your blue shell no don't Target me quick no no no no you guys can't team up no unionizing destroy no no no no no no no no no no no go go go go go go go go go there's no way you are so far ahead it makes me sick what do the the piranha plants do exactly they they're really annoying like items cuz they give you like small little boosts sporadically and they try to attack like the people close to you they're super annoying in my opinion like to have or to to to be attacked by have to have oh uhoh that was bad that was bad man that item is just B seriously hit by the blue shell I'm not in first place that's unfair I almost beat him you're so close it was it was right at the Finish Line those are literally right there can you dodge blightning in any way or no if you have a star or if you fall off the map and they and you're getting like recovered by lacu yeah you can dodge the uh you can dodge it oh and ghosts too if you're invisible and you're using a ghost good I thought a ghost I thought the ghost steals an item it does but it makes you invisible for a second wait wait wait okay so say I get a ghost and then I use it I become invisible and then at the end of the invisibility I get somebody's item yes okay and is it copy an item or does it just straight up steal an item it steals it yes and if and true if you have a Bullet Bill and you're in the middle of the Bullet Bill animation then uh you don't get hit by lightning oh but it's really hard to time like if you guys get you just likely just going to get hit by lightning no matter what it's hard to so fast it doesn't even warn you no you can't okay okay this is the best I've ever played I think oh my God okay learning no you guys are playing ex impressive we're going to I'm going to choose all the new maps yeah okay I'm going to pick the ones too okay oh my good my I'm like playing with a my arm is sure I got a tattoo earlier today what tattoo I know I got a tattoo I got a tattoo on my arm so it's like it's crazy but I'm glad I can still play okay I'm going to choose DK Mountain what's the tattoo of uh it's a tattoo that says uh game on with a controller on it oh dude this guy why'd you get it I just love like gaming you know what I mean I love how F's trying to be polite I know F so bad wants to be like what a dog [ __ ] tattoo I tuned into your stream right when you were talking about how you bought fake tattoos oh it's fake on your arm it's fake and I was like you know what we'll see how far he'll conv Leslie got a game no there's something wrong with him really want to get game mod I mean that's not bad it's not that bad with like a controller on the top like the controller would could be cute like a little controller yeah I guess so I'm glad it's F thank you I'm wait this is a new map no so I I'm not able to actually pick the new maps are you I to I I I think so cuz it the error popped up so I just put it on random and I think if you get two items that are floating you get double items here by the way so like if you run into two of them you get two items what happens if you run into like a single item and then another single item you don't get double as well no you so you do if they're floating for some reason but if they're on the floor you don't it's really weird no oh my God I was getting so nervous wow wow the winter map is so cute it's amazing this map is so I don't think I've ever played it on winter wait is it snowman or annoying is it not true if you run into two single items that are on the floor don't you only get one thought you get two oh maybe I'm wrong then I think you're right then you get two I thought you only get one weird I don't know what kind of math yall talk about you know like single it the single items and then like you if you hit another single item it's like as if you hit one double item oh [ __ ] I didn't know that think blue shell Ray you're going to be in first place for a second what do you mean for a second I'm just letting you know for a second you're going to be in first yep yeah no wait you're right well take this oh surely you don't have an item woohoo he's dead coming I'm right behind oh no who's the character you're playing is she like extra fast or something yeah she's like DLC character Paul these guys [Laughter] are oh my God you're so lucky you're actually so lucky I was spamming my item button wait bruy what happened what do you mean what happened I thought you in third place I thought so too but then I started hitting things and then I got I haven't been playing defensive at all because I forget and then I get hit by a thing and another thing and another thing okay yeah no problem no problem and I might have tilt controls on do you really no you would know if you have tilt controls you would know oh I can pick the oh it wasn't an error that popped up it was just telling me that someone else has I didn't read it it looks like an error I thought yeah I did I assumed that it was saying no but I can actually click the new maps too is Berto good yeah berto's good really I want Berto wait are you able to pick the new characters I can't no I think we can only pick we can only pick um the uh the new maps because you have it yeah okay gotcha okay then after this I got I want to see you guys do a Grand Prix together four Maps one with bots on and I won't say a single coaching thing and then after I'll go through a list it's going to be a full movie a tournament if you a mini tournament okay it's going to be a movie it's going to be a movie so make sure you review everything um Okay okay right now this is all practice oh [ __ ] we're in Rome whoa wait I hate this map I've never been here before oh no I'm going to lose this map whoa where am I going I know it's so confusing you just have to follow the red arrows follow the arrows yeah going up W we're going up okay I feel like that it's not logical this map was originally made for the uh mobile game for Mario Kart tour so they ped it over these are like usually the weakest maps in my opinion oh yeah that's why it's like an open area with just a bunch of arrows no wait holy [ __ ] I am a dork I just heard myself talk holy [ __ ] that's actually what a sobering moment Oh I thought did that hit you yeah was that your blue shell no no no no not mine I just saw it passing Ray you win this one no I don't you do you do I'm lost GG notice how I'm not in the running for winning well I'm just trying to I'm just try I really believe in you for real oh thank you so I just saw your character spin ow okay I accidentally lost my defensive item rap I don't have any more red shells ow oh my God wait fuza you had a star so you didn't get hit by lightning right yeah it was awesome wa that's huge that's huge how do you know that because I'm looking at the map oh my God he's so aware crazy he's too aware he the way he got my hopes up like I had a chance this dude is like done with the whole map spectating the side and everything oh you were spectating you were done by that time already insane no no I was looking at the map for real a glimmer there and then he's okay okay what's a good new map I like DK Mountain wa is it are we doing the pre thing oh the Grand Pre oh yes let's do that okay okay you guys have to make a new group though okay new group okay okay and then I'll go back to spectating okay are you good in Mario Party yes wait really yeah we've been practicing we should take him down on Mario Party that's our game you know we're good at that yeah it's it's kind of understand what pain that game has caused me really we did like a ruin friendships oh yeah like Ling and I did this like grind to get world record in the Mario Party mini games yeah so like that game is uh it it's really it can get really like sweaty like just like mashing buttons and knowing like these little tricks but I can teach you guys Mario party too I mean I'm down to play actually I put the code in general Leslie oh right who's the current like winner between you two oops sorry my my speakers what was a question who's the current winner between you two weaks who's the current winner between earrings going the suspense is killing me but it's because it's so lucky he got so lucky because of these stupid RNG games that's why he got so freaking lucky I'm telling you you have to believe me okay there are some really crazy RNG games in there thank you like there's ones where you have to like select the right you know right D full when you go on the stage and you like press the thing the bomb that's exactly the Bowser's big blast that's the one that's like total [ __ ] oh my God he knows the ti I just realized like I'm supposed to be coaching you guys you guys have coached me like I should get started on like my real life do you know what I mean why do I know all this [ __ ] no this is important to know in life yeah Mario Mario Kart always come back oh surely always it's so just don't ask me like to boil an egg or something real I'm [ __ ] lost boil an egg well I just don't know the timing but I look up a YouTu tutorial this isn't the circuit we got to back out I forgot well this is the online version Oh back out back out back go back go back go back oh no no this is still okay this works okay this works you're just going to do a Max of four races four of them okay okay my fingers are starting to hurt a little is that fine that is called like war injuries that's completely fine okay like don't even worry that's that's just what makes us an esport beep beep wait you're hearing it already no oh okay full concentration for this one this is the tournament it's basically tied whoever wins this is going to be the winner of the gold star match it's a it's a total of four races okay okay okay okay no no no very bad very bad very bad very bad can you hit the planes yeah oh 10 coins Leslie you have 10 yeah how sometimes I feel like I dodg the coins go for it go for it I just saw you dodic coin like it's for real It's like because I know I need it here we go and sometimes it's smart this is like so Advanced you have to listen to this sometimes it's smart to not be in first early on Farm the good items and then save them for like second lap so foosley is in second on purpose yeah I'm getting bullied oh yeah no tip sorry it's a tournament yeah squeaks oh here we go good item managementle not blinking my left ey getting dry you look so into it with the with with the steering of your controller to it's so funny it's so funny she's sweating this is ay stream and this is the Disney Channel here's my gaming today we're gonna talk about annoying brothers you're not making this a safe learning envir you're right you're right your own rules you're right you're right I broke on AC will sweat just now oh God you know that tingling feeling oh God oh my rage you both are doing great by the way hooray good job I just got a blue Shell's coming blue Shell's coming oh my God this is your chance FY this is my chance great job with the purple boost oh oh my God she was right behind me I was actually behind you like just there we left everyone else in the dust good job on that last like turntable that last turn if you go above like the divot you see where like their crates are rotating on the last turn yes you want to go on that and get a boost oh like jump it yes you want to get a jump on [Music] that oh I don't know what he's talking about be honest it's a it's right before the finish line there's like a carousel of crates yeah jump yeah you jump it and it gives you that extra boost like if you hit that fzy I think you would have won really like the first three on like the first two like those boosts are really important too because I was hit by the blue shell yeah okay and it was closed I mean I was like right on your tail yeah it was close it was it was very close I'm not smart I'm not Auto steering I'm not Auto steering wait you people are like tell fuzy to turn off motion [Laughter] control what hey what's up hey what's up guys L is that you oh my God yeah this could have been you lwig but you're busy someone someone tell me why I'm at the okay um he's literally in P you're in Parry right now tell me why I'm in p and I'm getting texts and I'm open chat and people are saying lwi sucks tell me tell me why mean I don't see any of that I haven't seen the single person it okay well is in your chat fosle because I don't want to scroll so far to find squeak's chat [ __ ] you L God damn it let me so let me get this straight you're on vacation and you you're looking through streams because someone mentioned you is that correct you didn't want to miss like a moment that you have on oh my God how many days have you time I was spending time with my family and I was doing a lot of French stuff and I was just in between my cigarettes and I and I happened to open YouTube for a second but I like I don't even I'm so above this internet stuff like you guys don't know there's a world out there haven't you been in France for like less than a day there's a world out there squeaks that's what you don't get yet we are learning that squeaks does not leave his room we're worried true yeah I've learned a lot about about squeaks today I've learned a lot like I should learn basic life skills instead of knowing what cart is meta that's also cool though is it uh I mean it's compared to like how bad fle drives yo be nice to the students no no no like it's it was the character lwig I destroyed him look they're gonna they're going to kick your ass we are we're getting trained by the finest we're improving so much you're going to get wrecked yes next time Mario Kart yeah and whatever you do when you verse lwig don't agree to Biro whato that's like that stupid ass like you have to drink a beer before you finish don't PR by saying stupid ass right no because you just lwi let me give you a compliment you're really good at [Laughter] drinking so like lwig is good at chugging so he chugs his beer as fast as possible and then he's just like okay at Mario Kart but it carries him in that game but just vanilla Mario Kart you guys can do it yes I'm struggling on this map big time's no way they can I'm literally watching you haven't taught these students [ __ ] this is aough this is rough I'm not gonna lie this is a really this one I don't care if you play this one it's Mario circuit bro it's like the map it's like the baby map for babies well it felt like when I tried to turn left my M it it just wasn't going you know so I kept like it was like a you know I turned my controller so this one I wasn't this one's not actually good for showing what I've learned I have learned you're losing a baby Luigi let's do your favorite wrong that MooMoo Meadows or cheap Che be Beach all right I gotta go I can't hit all this internet stuff I yeah go live life go live your life I went to an IHOP with lwig and he ordered a quison I swear to God he said that a quis I swear to God in an IHOP he said can I get to gu and there's like a high schooler working there it was so embarrassing I wanted to apologize on his behalf well he should have he should have known what it's [ __ ] called that piece of [ __ ] that's so crazy BL pronounce a single Indian dish properly uh yeah I Dare You birani Bet right I can do that right now thank you it's pronounced I love chicken mazala pronounced uh butter chicken wait you're right damn it that that actually works ow wait this one you guys are experts at this map we are this is my new favorite map what's it called uh Sunshine airport yes I ra bullying me I didn't even throw that oh wait F you're doing so good 10 a safe learning environment let's see I only have three coins four now okay I'm going to try to jump the yes the last thing you you can definitely do it you don't need a mushroom or anything oh I didn't jump the thing I forgot about it that's this map oh that's guy oh there's a Del no I hit the wall wait how come I can watch a live stream in 2x like playb speed isn't that weird like it works wait but how I don't know wait like on the YouTube player 2x works it like Fast Forward are you like are you behind no I'm live wait how are you seeing in the future then how's that holy [ __ ] I'm like that show Raven right boy like you're can see I I think you've got to be delayed I might be says it's the catchup only you must you have to click the live button to be currently live okay gotcha probably yeah yeah yeah oh good boost foosley that last turn side was so good that was sick like a real Pro oh my God oh my God she's right there the coins perfect really good stuff oh no oh no that's okay oh no that's okay you're still fine don't worry prioritize getting like any item no items this is one of some of the last turns oh blue shells no way no yeah we'll take that oh no she's hitting me she's hitting me me she's playing [Music] mean oh that is so unlucky absolutely sniped yeah from the sky oh my God it was so close you don't understand that was crazy holy smokes I'm getting a runy nose from the excitement that was horrifying that was so close you have no idea did you see that I took a little shortcut at the end and it was like a millisecond see how important that shortcut is now now that you hit it like you're a pro at it and you can win races with that so good work that was really good last round I've lost every time there's no coming back unless you get a you improved so much especially without Auto steering just right just today I can't believe I'm not using I'm actually sweating oh my God this is the best okay I don't know what to do dolphin shs per slaps oh the problem is Rainbow Road those that map is like disastrous it's the worst yeah that map is hard I mean the the goal in Rainbow Road is just don't fall like forget about items forget about defense like just don't fall off the map especially in the beginning when you're learning someone else is going to yeah especially if it's just hectic like if you're playing with like 2v2 day and you got like Blau and L and all they're just like tossing items surely one of them are going to fall all right this is your map fosle this is is it this is it this is it remember every single jump go for the Boost not on my watch that is crazy I got hit by the good use of the mushroom though that's okay get back up to speed this is horrible this is horrible this is horrible my God where are we this is horrible what am I driving on like what what is this okay this oh my God kind of scary so even off of this like do this eel's tail you should be boosting off of it like back and forth back and forth like anytime the cart lifts up you should be hitting the Boost button uh so what's the lore for this map squeaks the lore yeah yeah is this map based off of a game or something or um what year did this come out it came out in 200 no I'm just kidding I have no idea you were so keen on me having of course I don't know cuz I'm too busy like watching like sports or whatever so I don't I don't deal with this nerd like real life of you yeah love watching like sports ball and going to alcohol parties you [Laughter] know and alcohol yeah I don't know all this Mario [ __ ] way too cool for this that's crazy nice good star Wait f your second lap is so much better than your first one just learning the map helps a lot I've downloaded the map that's right but I'm struggling with the coin thing that's okay good job with mushrooms cutting the map good [ __ ] okay ray stream is lagging for me refresh bro YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube help okay please so unlucky on that lightning dude all the coins that I worked so hard for vanished why are you laughing not creating a safe learning environment Ray safe learning environment please doing the thing again sorry Dr Squig thank you I don't want have to remove gold stars but I'm not above it no careful my no I'm losing to bots I'm losing to bots I ran it to the wall oh no oh no pandemonium oh no oh jeez oh no Leslie not even Bullet Bill so now that you have a star you can cut Corners oh no that was okay fzy you played so well up until that last mistake but like those mistakes can really like mess especially on the last lap like that's tough but you played so well there that one thing was like what really got you that last lap on the wall so remember the priority is do not hit the wall you lose all your speed do not hit the wall yes write that down very important no matter what if we did a drunk 2v Tuesday next week let's do it I yeah I had a great idea I'm D it a drunk let me guess lwig wanted a drunk TV he just wants to drink alcohol and be like no it's for Content did he actually request it yes he said I have a good idea drunk 2 Tuesday we Mario games and then we're trained and then we're good now yeah yes it's different oh my God true so I lost you did lose you're a winner inside but Pop Quiz no are you ready you could take it all right here you can take it all right here Pop Quiz you have to say me and then I will choose uh I'll choose you for to answer okay okay what are the three colors of a drift me go ahead fley blue then gold then purple that is correct one zero okay second one name all the defensive items me was that fuy or Ray oh that was so Ray Ray go ahead okay banana the boom box the bomb the red shell and the green shell Dr squeaks is technically missing oh sorry go ahead fzy what's Ray missing she she's missing the star but I know it's the the it's weird because it is a defensive item that's an offensive item okay there's two there's two more the star counts there's two more oh bullet bullet Bill sure and what else well technically isn't the Ghost a defensive that's exactly right the ghost is one and there's one bonus the lightning no that's not defensive wait wait wait why isn't the why is the ghost defensive item because if you if you're invisible you can't get you can't touch like any thing so there's one more uh the mushroom cuz you can dodge the thing that's right and and the boomerang too so like technically because you can use a boomerang to like kill a banana but good job that's a those are all extra so many defensive items yeah there are so many defensive items but uh yeah when you're in first you usually just deal with like shells and bananas and uh the like the boom box how do you use a mushroom to dodge to as defensive you can use a mushroom to dodge getting hit by a blue shell but that's very Advanced that that was like a bonus if you guys didn't say mushroom that's fine how would you do it say I'm in first place and I have a mushroom so right before the blue shell as the blue shell is coming down you can boost and Dodge it as it's coming down it's a very specific timing it's very difficult oh like right when it's about to hit you you oh okay okay true or false first lap you want to cut corners and go as fast as possible without oh go ahead false go ahead sometimes strategically it's good to be to place yourself in the back because you can get better items and you're not targeted for blue shells as well like you know so I think yes that bad phrasing that's not wrong answer that's not wrong it's not wrong but it's not right it's not what I was going for wasn't right yes wow she learning environment to get no like to get 10 10 coins that's right that's the priority you want to get 10 coins as fast as possible because why so you can be as fast as possible faster that's right fast as possible faster very good um okay I have a problem and I need I need one of you to help me okay okay like I'm going for these turns on the map but for some reason I can't get purple Sparks like none of these freaking turns are enough for me to get purple Sparks does anyone know a solution go ahead who is that I just heard I heard me go ahead fley um you tried drift starting your drift earlier that's that's exactly right good job um that's true so it's three to two fosy you are one point ahead uh let me see let me give you a really tricky question um what you have two choices okay on the left hand side there's a mushroom on the right hand side there's a boost which one do you choose to go faster me go ahead R the mushroom that's correct me oh that's actually correct the mushroom is faster and I shouldn't have said the Boost I meant like a ramp that you boost right before like that you jump in the air so that's faster so that one I'll give it to you Ray but bad well can you explain why yeah because in terms of priority the like a mushroom is faster than going for a boost on a ramp even though you see like Sparks behind your wheel the mushroom is faster it's like just a just the laws of Mario Kart as like getting the mushroom and using it right away is like a loose Mushroom on the floor or like getting a mushroom I mean what happens with if you have a loose mushroom do you just it insta uses it it insta uses it if you drive over it so it could like on Rainbow ride if you drive over a mushroom and just before a turn it could send you flying so it's not necessarily a good thing okay loose and how do loose mushrooms form um so they form like there's certain map dependent things or if you get hit by lightning or something you can drop a mushroom um but usually it's like environmental like if you hit like there's this map where if you hit like a leaf thing it spits out a mushroom behind you these are just like C catchup Mech mechanics basically but yeah so don't don't worry too much about that but often times you will see like a loose mushroom if you're in you know this the six Place Plus and say you said that if you're struck by lightning sometimes a loose mushroom will drop but is that only if you're holding a mushroom can a loose mushroom drop yes yes okay very good great well I think foosley wins the written portion of the exam so there you go at the end of the day you guys are like you know the yin-yang you got you need both you know mechanics and brain to be a great pair and uh you guys both are winners of the Mario Kart what you're saying is we should have a child yeah ex exactly all right come here and then they can go pro in Mario Kart here yes exactly you have to make characters are they're mating they're mating right now on screen it's different for each screen not they're literally Lally just staring into my soul right now no they're just like going back and forth ony screen they're just waving their head yeah they were like they just staring oh they were dancing you was like looking at each other very romantically wait but do you guys feel better at Mario Kart like would you say you feel better I feel like I could definitely get top five in in a a situation forever for the rest of my life I want to challenge people do you have friends we can be in Mario Kart yeah like you bring friends that we can beat right now or is it like I don't know I have friends that are way better than me at Mario I'm the worst one like what I'm really bad then why are we learning from you you just got yeah I have no clue I have no idea I know you should have asked Mario guy I know he's the Mario guy I thought but being the Mario guy just basically means you had a lonely childhood like I know a bunch of facts you know what I mean but I'm not good at it can you give us impressive ones that you're like you pull out as like party tricks and then we'll know those and then those can be our party tricks and then we can be like the Mario gals hell no cuz then what then what do I have to bring to the [Laughter] table I guess you're right yeah that I'm you know what we'll let you have that we'll let you have no but Mario is a party trick I'll like go to parties and like play Mario Kart and win it's pretty cool and pop off that's gonna be us yeah unfortunately when we're ever at the same party we're going to have to you know battle oh yeah and I'm I'm getting those purple Sparks on the drift let me tell you no anyway than one more final one one more final one one more final one with us three and then then we can conclude yes yes okay I have to make wait can I can you just put in the code and it should work what do you mean squeaks the one in general like you'll just be able to join uh or do I have to make a whole new Lobby uh let's make a new Lobby because I think the it'll be like I don't know how many if it'll work honestly so I'll say new Lobby all right let me make a new Lobby okay I will not leak the we'll do one more one more us three final one more final on the line all the chips are in the middle okay okay I'm putting the code in now um boop boop boop boop boop perfect Cod is in general it okay I'm going to go easy Mar what oh really no that's just me that's just me coping because I might lose not go easy I might go easy we'll see depending on how well I do okay okay we're in or I'm in I'm in I'm in okay I don't see you oh there you are come and running you have a common enemy Leslie common enemy you're team no no no not you not you no no not you using tilt [Music] controls oh God good luck remember so menacing that's just how I talk I have sort of have a menacing Aura ah yeah yeah yeah yeah no he hates baby Park I hate baby Park uh but he's probably still good at baby Park you know why would you choose baby park for the last one it's like a two second race I don't know what to pick it's the only way I could defeat you I don't know right you came close in couple a couple of those Maps I don't think so I feel like you're always yards away wait true I just wanted I just wanted to hear that wait what is this this is team it's I'm team okay oh no wait so you can win if you get second and third okay I got to really start [Music] targeting oh no purple spark power okay so red team is in last place oh no this is a cute map oh no oh no it's disastrous look at where my team is they're all is sucks it's Auto balanced why are we playing teams what happens I don't know okay now I just need to get something to destroy you with without do it right do it I'm trying I'm trying he keeps getting an item I'm hitting walls I'm H walls blue shell his ass oh man blue Shell's coming blue Shell's coming it is okay what wait because it's a red because you chose teams and the blue sh my God that is so we what it doesn't Target your team oh my God I guess not oh no she's possessed I ined myself [Laughter] crazy bro she went death metal on us for a second wait it's still closed it's not over over OPI so red shells from your own team won't Target your team I guess not no oh no let's go no uh my team is going to lose still my team sucks look at him waa your team is bad my team is so bad wait red team we count the rest of the team we'll just you know6 yeah first second third just can I remove it now what the team no the teams okay we're locked in we're locked we're locked in we're locked in what ignore the teams ignore the teams um unless my team wins and I don't no no no no we're ignoring the teams well now hold on but what is one's growing on me it's convenience for me no we're ignoring peti rainbow ride oh wait we should do rainbow road no are you crazy no we should it's good it's a good lesson you got like go in the deep end really like try stuff that's challenging no it's just tilting because you fall off and then you get up and then you fall off and then you get up and you fall off and then you don't finish and it sucks ex happen yeah but now with your new skills like anything's possible how come you didn't pick it then cuz I'm scared SC is that what you want to hear I'm a coward it really is scary get out the way guess who's first place uh me oh wait you waited to say that no it's the YouTube delay uh-huh uh-huh come in get him get him how is he hitting every cone oh yeah I mean you ran into my banana what can I say oh no oh no not the turns not the turns not the turns are the blue path and the the pink path equal what do you mean like I both of those are like same I'm not sure actually it's a good question I always go on the right path whatever that is the right side right oh the right side the pink one no way he's slowing down for us I'm get oh I forgot it's teams this is so disrespectful why does your team get blue shells because my team's in last place they get the best items ever they're so bad at racing love them I love teams wait good call Ray Ray listen listen listen overall we're ahead wait I thought we're not counting teams though remember oh oh yeah oops one red shell two red shells three red shells I hate hear that three red shells send them did any of them hit you yeah one of them oh good that youir the third one too soon no oh [ __ ] there's a blue sh coming D God oh no wait you're going to Wi come on come on come on come on I'm behind a bot I sad to report oh no oh my god did you win you R to myself when I was oh god oh no all I have to do is no no so close oh my God I have done it I'm graduated no I'm got it's bad it's bad I got six place I six place we might lose we might actually people in chat think that the lwig character is actually lwig it's not lwig that's just the name of the character he has 19 his parents named him after this character yeah that's right after this new Nintendo character that is literally the lore oh oh man good job Ray that was that's a map that I'm really good at too like that's pretty impressive I feel do I have aim assist on or no I don't right you shouldn't I shouldn't right I don't I don't I don't have it I don't have it on yeah I think you're uh where are we at is it is it a one more map type of thing yeah one more map okay one more map okay one more map one more map go wrong with mooo wow I don't think I have aim assist on wait aim assist you mean Drive assistan Wait f is going to Target us f is trying to kill us tarting us what the [ __ ] Auto auto assist or the the the the steering Auto steering I don't I don't have it on right no you shouldn't have it on you don't okay if your cart has like a yellow blinking thing in the back you do but I don't think so it wouldn't turn it on automatically okay people probably think you do because you have like a red or blue flag no oh they think it's a flag yeah oh no get out of here oh yeah and you want to take uh turns that are closer to the wall by the way closer to the wall like like racing lines Ray how do you have a million red shells it wasn't me stay back there squeak stay back oh my god oh no oh no wouldn't be your first time I Harbor so much hate so this just means you're a good teacher you know what yeah yeah we learned a lot today I actually learned a lot I learned new things good I'm glad foosley it's all right he's molding wait I thought the crates are good I just no you want to jump you want to jump the crates oh oh man I miss all the items surely this blue shell is for you guys oh my god oh are you serious I'm getting non it's a team s it's a team thing I'm in fifth place this is the only one that matters this is the only one that matters this is the only one all right now I'm going to start trying no oh no no no no no no no no we got it purple boost hey who's the blue shell is that for we're going to find out aren't we oh my God it for you yeah it's for me I'm in third place this is awesome oh no this is going to have to be a pretty incredible lap okay all right I'm going to still win this where are you my what he's right behind you oh sh oh back don't look back I'm Not Looking Back I'm Not Looking Back oh look hold l no I'm not going to I'm not going to it's over woohoo o o oh my God beat yes I there's abely no way there's no way at the last oh that's that was crazy you almost beat him oh that was but you had to get red shelled like three times that game I did I did I even blocked one I even blocked one and blocked and then boom I got hit it you guys are so good what the [ __ ] we learned you taught us everything you know and now we know everything you know and now it's just a skill diff and we're just better that's true oh no what have I done I've created a monster yeah you did I'm feeling monstrous right now oh no my ego is Mega inflated God I got to be humbled you're actually cracked Ray I don't understand you beat squeak wait Rainbow Road okay this is this is the last for the marbles wait which rainbow oh the one on the Wii I'm going to choose the one on the Wii okay I I pick one that has a train on it okay I got one too wait which one do I pick does it matter the last map of the whole thing what are you guys doing after this I don't know I have no clue valerant or or Mario Party or I don't know I okay what do you guys want to do I'm down for I love Mario Party recently like if you guys aren't busy I think it'd be fun or I'm down to Val I don't care I'm down for Mario Party you want Mario let's play Mario party after then you could teach us those okay we need to we all need to find a fourth okay we have friends okay yeah surely we can find one more person that's not an issue okay yeah my DMs are blowing up right now yeah for sure yeah Leslie's popping yeah everyone want wait this is not wait how did we get here what the hell how did we get here who chose this one I don't know we didn't even think about okay I'm not going to lose this one I promise what the [ __ ] I just do you can't make promises oh defensive items huh oh no I missed all the items please not the BL are you serious I got hit by it because this game is so funny so funny what okay I actually just made a mistake I passed Quakes oh wait do does everyone not get hit by a lightning that's kind crazy I think got hit by lightning oh no Fallen I Fallen I tried to get the purple drift oh no oh get him get him I know I mushroomed at the wrong time it was bad oh no oh no I I'm sending a red shell his way okay oh I don't think he got hit by it oh no don't worry we can weaky ketchup oh I'm falling everywhere oh no oh my mental oh it's weakened mental you guys are acting like this like a a valerant like final tournament oh my God I I fell off it's over please okay I'm so good Ray don't throw those red shells on the last lap yes oh no last last what are these drums you better have a perfect race perfect last lap I'm having a perfect Les lip why is that turn everywhere whose blue shell is this it's mine yours too right oh my God I got hit I can't see cuz of this freaking ink on my screen this is awesome he got hit too that's part of the game squeak true you're right you're right okay perfect King perfect King God I'm sweating my hands are cramping oh no R you got to do it for us I'm in eighth place what what kind of wi [ __ ] dude your PO cona garbage was that hey part of the game Ray part of the game oh my God oh my God not I know you are breaking a sweat right now I know you are sweat not I am so chill I can have a margarita right now I'm just like relaxing I'm on vacation you know what I knew you were going to take that shortcut so I purposely tried to be in the way and I was hoping you'd run into my banana but you somehow stunned me and didn't hit my banana that's right it's fine it's fine it's okay he winning we won team blue team wins I don't know this team's a little rigged I mean it says congratulations on one side and not on the other all say true congratulations on one okay surely we can find one person for round Mario Party yeah for sure yeah okay okay I'm excited to see you play the mini games oh God I haven't played it in so long wait actually I haven't played this game in a long time the new the Mario Party one wait you have Mario party uh Superstars yeah Superstars superar okay I'll okay well I'm going to grab the my lunch and then you know by then of course there'll be somebody joing oh surely surely wait I have to go to the bathroom okay I'll look for somebody perfect Ray you a real one okay yeah I really don't know who would be available right now just you know toss some darts out into the we'll find somebody we'll find some okay yeah

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Length: 106min 10sec (6370 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 30 2023