Chad: Just answer the question, please. Chad: It will just be a small fight. (Don't drink it all) Oh my God! Are you okay? Do you want some water? [shouts] Why are you doing this to me? [chanting] Give us an answer! Yuck! Yuck! [laughs] Hi, beautiful people! Welcome to my channel! Before anything else, I would like to thank everyone who has subscribed to my channel and who has watched all my videos. If you are new in this channel, please watch my recent episodes and while you're at it, maybe you also want subscribe. Anyways, so on today's episode, [laughs] Lassy: We look so formal. I have visitors here in my house, but I don't know how they were able to get past the guards. [laughs] But I'm very lucky because they are our guests and they responded to my invitation for them to guest on my channel. Because if you must know, I watch their YouTube channel, especially if the traffic is so bad and I'm stuck inside the car, or when I'm feeling sad because I think they're very funny. They're very talented people. And so, ladies and gentlemen, the Beks Battalion! [cheers] MC: Hello! Thank you, thank you! Lassy: Thank you, Miss Bea, for inviting us. MC: Don't forget to speak in English, okay? Lassy: Thank you for inviting us here. [laughs] All: And thank you for.. Lassy: For the lunch. All: Yes! What did you have for lunch? [laughs] Lassy: Water! [laughs] MC: And of course, expensive rice! Lassy: Yeah! What did you like most about lunch? MC: Of course, love! Chad: Sitting down! [laughs] MC: The love, you know, MC: very unconditional! Chad: Why did you have to speak in English? MC/Lassy: Because she did it first. Lassy: You saw her opening? It was in English! No, but really.. We were talking about it over lunch that you guys are living in the same house, right? Chad: Yeah. Who is the most - Chad: Ugly? Chad: This one right here. [laughs] Lassy: But he's the dirtiest. MC: The dirtiest, and the ugliest. You said, one of you likes to - Lassy: Pop zits! [laughs] Chad: Yes, that's me! Lassy: Yes, that's him. Lassy: "Hey, it's already dawn!" Who likes to do what? Who among you likes to clean the house? Someone who really keeps it clean, who cooks? The homemaker? Chad: This one right here is the homemaker. Chad: He's the one who.. And he's the homewrecker! [laughs] Lassy: He's also the house.. Lassy: Termite house! [laughs] Chad: I do everything! MC: Hey stop! You're embarassing us in front of Miss Bea. MC: We should be prim, like that. Chad: Prim? Lassy: We should be prim and proper. MC: But we can't do that, so carry on! [laughs] Chad: it's always like that when you're beautiful, no? Chad: your intro should be sweet, like, Chad: "Hello, welcome back to my channel." Chad: On the other hand, we're like, All: "BEKS BATTALLION!" [laughs] Seriously, I really do watch all your videos. All: Oh, thank you! MC: And while watching, you thank God MC: It's a good thing I don't act like them." MC: Thank you, Lord, you made me realize a lot of things!" [laughs] Chad: That's really the reason why she watches our videos! When I really want to be grateful! MC: Yes, exactly! Lassy: Then, just to be sure, "I should invite them over just to check." Chad: And when she sees us, "Aha! Confirmed!" [laughs] But really, you guys are aware why you're here, right? So that we could play this game. All: Yes. Lassy: I actually thought we're here to clean your pool. [laughs] For that reason as well, after! [laughs] Chad: Her pool is really nice, right? Actually guys, we will play a game called 'Spill Your Guts'. I saw this game on the James Corden Show. Chad: I see, but he's not familiar with him. Lassy: Of course, I do! MC: Actually, he's married to... Bleu! Lassy: Yes. It's Belinda! MC: It's Bleu! Lassy: Who? MC: Cordon... Cordon Bleu! [laughs] Chad: Also, James Corden's name had a Junior before. MC: Really? Chad: His dad's name was James Cor, Lassy: James Cor? Chad: but the nursed ask him, "What's your child's name?" [snorts] Chad: "James Cor, din (too)!" [laughs] Lassy: "Oh! Him, too?" [laughs] In fairness, that was funny! Chad: James Corden's actually here! Chad: James Corden, can you come over, please! Lassy: No, that's James Cordon. [laughs] We're also with Tonton. Come here and say hi! [cheers] [squeals] Tonton: Yes!! Chad: Now, you've seen Miss Bea! [squeals] Tonton: I'm actually here! Chad: Actually, he's been pestering us since the other day. MC: Yes. Chad: "Can you bring me along when you go to Miss Bea's house?" Chad: He wanted to come along so badly. Awww. Chad: That's why if you've seen us by the gate earlier, we were having a hard time getting him in. [laughs] Guys, if we have Beks Battalion in the house, we also have Bea's Battalion right here! [cheers] Bea's Battalion has to be present, of course. Lassy: And they're very energetic! This is my cousin, Ivan. And that over there is my make-up artist, Ayu. MC: Ah, that's Ayu! My team prepared questions for us, and we haev two options: it's either to answer the questions or they'll punish us through eating all these food that they prepared. MC: Oh, okay. And by the way, I have no idea what the questions are and they could be personal or just general questions. All: Okay. So these are the food! We have an absolutely scrumptious liver spread smoothie, Lassy: There you go. Lassy: Yes, that's delicious. A shot of hot sauce. MC: Wow. Sardines smoothie. All: Oooh. Yeah! Chad: Favorite! We also have sausage juice. Chad: Oh my gosh! Ampalaya juice! [acts surprise] And you'll probably like this one: cow balls. [cheers] Chad: Let us have it! We also have chicha worms. All: Oh, chicha worms. We also have a cow penis. All: Wow! Chad: Ah, penis! [laughs] Yes, it's genuinely a cow penis! We also included Lechon sauce and cow brains. Chad: Tonton cried when he heard you say lechon sauce. [laughs] MC: He actually uses it as a lotion. Lassy: Why did you take it from him? MC: Before he sleeps, he lathers himself with it. Lassy: He still has to use it! Why did you take it away? Since it's three against three, it needs to be all for one, one for all. So if one of you doesn't want to answer the questions, you will all have to eat the food. Lassy: Really? We have to do it as well. Let's play, 'Spill Your Guts'! [sings a gameshow tune] Chad: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! [cheers] MC: We won! Lassy: They lost! Chad: Because -, no! Chad: Show some respect Lassy/Chad: Yes, correct. Chad: because she invited us over and she fed us delicious food. Chad: That's why, you go first. [laughs] You've explained and yet we ended up taking the first turn. Lassy: So since we're the ones selecting what you're eating, Lassy: we chose the table. Yes - [laughs] Lassy: We chose the table! MC: It's not included in the choices! Lassy: It's included, see? Chad: No! [whispering] Chad: We have decided.. Chad: that you will eat the table. [laughs] Chad: You'll eat the cow's penis. Oh shit. Oh shit. Lassy: Name the most famous person that's into you. My God... a person who hit on me? [squeals] Lassy: We're all going to find out today! Chad: If I were you, I'll just eat it. Lassy: Because people will know, so just eat it. [inaudible] I'll just eat it. Ivan: Oh my God! [chanting] Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Lassy: The three of you will eat, ha! Oh my God! It's so big! Oh my God! Chad/Lassy: Those two are excited! Chad: Look at Ayu, she's saying, "Aww, I've missed this!" Okay, cheers guys! Ivan: Do we have to finish it? [screams] [laughs] MC: He ate it in one bite! Lassy: Is it any good? [laughs] Chad: Ayu's really serious! In fairness.. Lassy: They need water over there. Chad: What does it tastes like, Miss Bea? It tastes like Kaldereta (Beef stew with tomato sauce and liver spread), but what's gross is its texture. All: Aahh. MC: Why? It's like a hard gelatin. [laughs] Okay! Yes! Since you made us eat a penis, you'll eat the balls! [shouts] MC: We've completed it! Who among those you've already collaborated with or have been your guests is your least favorite or the least funny or who has a rude attitude? Lassy: Oh my God! Lassy: Why are you like that? MC: Let's not give up. MC: Those are just balls. Chad: It's Miss Bea! [laughs] Chad: Promise! [laughs] Lassy: We already answered the question. Lassy: It's Miss Bea! Chad: After she fed us some delicious shrimps, she wants us to throw up. Lassy: Correct! Chad: Right? Chad: Just kidding! We're only kidding! No, it's okay! At least you answered the question. [laughs] Chad: No, it was just a joke. Chad: We'll just eat it. MC: Because everyone we've collaborated with, promise, MC: they're all game. Chad: Yes! Chad: I hope you can meet them soon as well. Yes, I hope I can have them as guests as well. MC: Ethel Booba! I really want Ethel Booba to guest in my channel. MC: We promise, we will let her know immediately. Chad: Just take care of your things here in the house. You might be forgetting.. MC: Oh, right. [laughs] Lassy: It smells good. You can just take a bite, you don't have to eat it all. Lassy: Just a bite? It really smells good. So the cow balls smell good? Chad: They use this for Soup Number 5. MC: Yes. MC: Chop it up into pieces. Chad: Is it spicy? Lassy: Mm-hmm. Chad: I don't eat spicy food. Chad: Miss Bea, I love you. I love you too. You actually ate the whole piece. MC: It should be the whole thing, right? Oh my God! Just spit it out! Here you go, spit it out. Right here! [laughs] How does it taste? Chad: This is what I don't like about balls. Chad: They're hairy. [laughs] Lassy: It's spicy and the texture's really different. Chad: It's totally different. What's the texture? Chad: It feels similar to this.. Here, feel this. Lassy: Exactly like that. Lassy: Like the crunch sound that you hear when you pop a zit. Chad: Why? Do you eat your zits? [laughs] Chad/Lassy: It's coarse. Okay, game! Next question for us! MC: C'mon, you pick! Lassy: No, you guys pick. MC: Go, you do it! Lassy: Okay, sardine smoothie. Sardine smoothie. Chad: In terms of acting skills, rank your leading man from most to least talented. Oh! Now we're talking about talents! Chad: One, John Lloyd Cruz. Chad: Two, Ian Veneracion. Chad: Three, Piolo Pascual. Chad: Four, Vic Sotto. Chad: Five, Aga Muhlach! Oh my God! Why are you doing this to me? [singing] Give us an answer! Of course, I'll just drink it. [laughs] Sorry, guys! [laughs] Lassy: The two of them are already complaining! Lassy: "Why doesn't she just answer the question?" [laughs] Ivan: Let's drink it. I think I'm about to throw up here. [laughs] Ivan: It's surprisingly good. Lassy: They seemed to like it. Ivan: It's actually good if you pair it with bread. Chad: Do you eat sardines, Miss Bea? Yes, but not like this. It's too fishy. Lassy: It has milk because it's a smoothie. [laughs] MC: I hope it doesn't have any! MC: He already finished his, you should too. Chad: Go, Miss Bea! Chad: You can do it! MC: Round of applause for Miss Bea! [cheers] [laughs] Yuck! Yuck! [laughs] Chad: How come when she said, "yuck", she looks at my direction? Chad: Yuck! Yuck! Chad: Is that what you call motivation? By the way guys, we have dessert over here. Chad: Okay, thank you. We have a chance for payback! [laughs] Guys, which one would you like to give them? We will not lose this round. Lassy: I feel like they're getting back at us. MC: The most intense among these has to be the lechon sauce. Chad/Lassy: Yes, i feel like it is! Lassy: It's really the lechon sauce. MC: I don't eat lechon sauce! Lassy: The other one is the sausage juice! Okay, okay. We have decided on the hot sauce. Chad: OH MY GOD! Chad: You have to answer! Chad: You got to give them an answer! Which stand-up comedian is really not funny at all? Lassy: You have one, right? You know someone. Chad: Who? Lassy: Why me? Chad: Answer the question, please. Chad: It will just be a small fight. [laughs] MC: They will eventually forget about it! Lassy: You know, Miss Bea's making everyone laugh, Lassy: so I will just pick Miss Bea. [laughs] Chad: How about you? I don't find you funny. Chad: Try making me laugh. [laughs] [MC makes a sound effect] Lassy: Look. Right? MC: See? It's me! Tell them your answer! Lassy: It's really MC. [laughs] Chad: Let's just drink these. Oh, let's together. All: Let's together! Lassy: Prepare the water already. Lassy: Oh. Oh my God! Lassy: Because MC.. What type of hot sauce is that? That's not Tabasco? Ah, sriracha. Lassy: SRIRACHA? Lassy: Oh shit, this is going to be really spicy. MC: But it's delicious. [starts singing and dancing] Chad: I don't eat any spicy food. Oh my God! [laughs] [screams] My God! MC: How does it go? [exclaims] It's so good! [laughs] Lassy: Please have it on standby. Chad: Miss Bea, we love you so much. I love you guys. Chad: We'll do the next content, okay? [laughs] Lassy: That's right. We'll get you back for this. [laughs] [whimpering] Don't drink it all. Oh my God! Are you okay? You want water? Chad: Give me some more water. CHad: Thank you. [screams in pain] Oh my God, I feel so guilty. MC: Do you guys want some water? [laughs] MC: I have my own! MC: Wait, I'll pour some in your glass. Chad: Give me water! MC: You want some water? Wait a second. [laughs] MC: These two.. MC: This one right here eats a little bit of spicy food. MC: Chad never eats it. As in. Really? At least we discovered something about Chad. MC: They also don't look into a mirror. [laughs] Lassy: It always shatters. MC: Yes, it always shatters. MC: They'll scream and then they cry. Lassy: Yes, the mirror breaks into a lot of pieces. Chad: Miss Bea, why me? Why does it feel like it's my fault? I'm sorry, ma! [laughs] Lassy: Oh, there's milk. Chad: That's perfect! I already drank a lot of water and now this. Lassy: Can I have some? Chad: Okay, here. MC: That's not enough. Lassy: Give me some more. At least half of it. [laughs] Lassy: He'll drink it but it's all going to go out of his pores. [laughs] Chad: What's this, a sprinkler? [laughs] Chad: Thank you for the milk. Lassy: Thank you so much. Chad: Thank you again. I'm sorry. I feel like they'e going to get their revenge. [laughs] Lassy: I've been observing Miss Bea, and she doesn't like the smoothies. [laughs] I think I've exposed my weakness earlier. [laughs] Lassy: I felt it. Can you mix the ampalaya and the liver smoothie? [laughs] Lassy: Answer it. Chad: Liver spread. Lassy: Who were the drunkest celebrities during the Star Magic Ball? MC: It says, who was the drunkest. Me! [laughs] Drunkest? I really think it was me at the time because.. MC: Not counting Bea Alonzo. I'm positive it was me. I even remember crying. C'mon, let's just drink this. I shouldn't smell it before drinking. Chad: Yes. Lassy: Do you want to be immune? Lassy: Smell us first. [laughs] Lassy: We smell worse than that drink. Chad: Is it good? Lassy: Is it okay? The sardine was way worst. Okay, next. Lassy: We need to answer the question! Chad: You know, the brain looks so disgusting. Chad: No, really. It's so gross. [laughs] Sausage juice! Lassy: Okay! Why do you look so excited? [laughs] Lassy: No, not really. CHad: I pour this over my rice. MC: Really? Chad: Yes! Lassy: Raw rice! [laughs] Lassy: That's why it's crunchy. [laughs] Name your least favorite Bea Alonzo movie or teleserye and why. For sure they haven't seen all of it. MC: I watched almost all of them. Lassy: Yes, we've almost seen them all. So which one did is your least favorite? Lassy: Well, I didn't like "Bea-wolf". [laughs] Chad: That wasn't her! Chad: That was different. MC: It was Miss Bea's first ever teleserye MC: because she wasn't the main character on that show MC: and she was dressed up as a geek and she wore braces. Chad: What was the title? MC: Uh, you.. 'Kay Tagal Kitang Hinintay' At least they answered! Lassy: But we'll still drink this! Chad: Why are you going to drink it? We already answered! Lassy: This is good, this is my favorite. MC: Go ahead then. MC: Then he'll just throw up. MC: "This is my favorite." Okay, it's their turn to choose the food that we're going to eat. Chad: I'll do it. MC: Okay, go. Chad: Okay. Chad: Ampalaya juice. Okay, this is for everyone who feels bitter. Chad: Well, that one's not for you. Yes. We're not bitter anymore. Never! Lassy: Because you're the best. [laughs] Chad: Good, bitter, best! [laughs] Lassy: Ah, yes. Because you really like art. Chad: Most amount of money you've spent for an art." Do I really have to say it? MC: It's art. It's money-related. Ayu: Please, just answer. [laughs] Chad: I feel sorry for these two. [laughs] MC: Ayu's already begging. [laughs] MC: "Please just answer." [laughs] (Just tell them how many digits.) So I'll just mention the digits. Okay, seven digits. Lassy: Wow! MC: Which one is it so we can get it? MC: Which one? MC: I think it's the one in the kitchen. Lassy: Now I get it why we're so close with Miss Bea. Lassy: Because we're abstract. [laughs] Apparently, their faces were made by Picasso. Chad: We're like a collage. [laughs] Since it's our last question already. Chad: Oh they didn't like the ampalaya. the chichaworms we prepared will be wasted. Chad: Those are actually good. We eat those for challenges. MC: It also lives in them. Lassy: There, see? Chad: It just comes out here. Chad: I'm a supplier for that. It looks like we're going to find out who wins here. You need to also dip it there. Chad: In the hot sauce? How much is your monthly earnings on YouTube? [laughs] MC: We can actually attract guys, so let's just say it! MC: Just kidding! How does it taste? Chad: It's not good. Lassy: Come here and taste it, Miss Bea. How does it taste? CHad: It's just like - the texture isn't nice. Lassy: So? MC: Are these really worms? It's actually delicious. Chad: Yes, does it look like pork to you? Tonton: We got those from the garbage. [laughs] MC: But it's from the non-biodegradable bin, so it's still fine. It tastes really delicious, actually. MC: It's good right? It's tastes like an anchovy. [laughs] MC: Yes. Chad: You just have to get over the texture when you get to their feet. Lassy: It's organic. MC: It's so good! Organic! [laughs] Lassy: Those were very difficult to answer, promise! So we're done, right? Lassy: Yay! [claps] Guys, thank you so much for your support. For being so game in answering the questions. Lassy: Thank you! MC: Thank you Miss Bea for inviting us as well. And guys, I know you don't need any more subscribers because you already have a lot, but please do subscribe to Beks Battalion YouTube channel. Chad: Yes, please! Lassy: Thank you! MC: Thank you, Miss Bea! I also hope you will get a chance to watch their old videos because you won't regret it. Again, thank you so much for watching and don't forget, life is BEAutiful!
