Spider-Man but it's woke

this like any story wortht telling is All About a Boy Flash Thompson the man I love since before I even liked dicks too bad that he was hanging out with that Mary Jane Watson one day I wanted to be noticed by him so badly that I threw a food plate on him that was a bad idea think you're pretty funny don't you freak I just wanted to suck your dick flash I would want to suck my dick either Ki his ass man I want the progress report on the anti-gay serum we tried Vapor inhalation with rodent subjects they stopped mating with the same genders that's EXC any side effects in one trial years what were the side effects violence aggression and homophobia and what do you recommend we need to take the whole line back to formula back to formula Dr Osborne Baptist anti homo Church said they will turn my daughter back to normal in 2 weeks and if your so-called anti-gay serum have not had a successful human trial by that date I'm going to pull your funding I'm going to give it to them Dr Osburn please the anti-gay serum isn't ready sometimes you got to do things yourself Norman God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve these are the years when a man changes into the man he's going to become the rest of his life just be careful who you change into are you afraid that I'm going to tickle your balls tonight quit worrying about me okay I mean I am going to tickle your balls but stop lecturing me please you're an amazing creature gay man you and I are not so different you put your PP into pinky I put my PP into stinky we're not the same join me imagine what we could accomplish together all the women we could breed or you can keep sucking dick again and again and again until we're both dead is that what you want I love you but I'm gay what's gay it means I love men yeah then I'm gay as well Jesus Christ she's stupid too

Channel: The Human Spider

Views: 295,744

Keywords: mcu, marvel, sony, tobey maguire, bully maguire, funny, ytp, meme

Id: mZtVYRIaDh0

Length: 2min 38sec (158 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 29 2024