Son's of the Desert - Laurel and Hardy Original Black & White Full Movie 1933 HD 1080

[Music] [Music] thank you [Music] and there and my cross be friends [Music] Brothers sons of the desert we are all familiar with the business of this special meeting this Oasis must meet the situation with determination foreign [Applause] excuse I repeat this Oasis must baste the situation with determination every man must be accounted for every man must do his part there must be no weaklings in our midst we must put our very hearts and souls into this great undertaking there must be no thought of failure we must stand shoulder to shoulder we must work we must sacrifice the weep must be helped by the strong or gentlemen this the oldest Lodge in the great order of the sons of the desert must be represented one hundred percent in our annual convention at Chicago next week foreign and remember once taken this oath has never been broken by any man down through the centuries of time in the history of this fraternal organization if any member is doubtful of his strength to keep this solemn pledge he will please be seated together Place yourselves in position to receive the oath do you all solemnly swear to be present at our 87th annual convention at Chicago wholeheartedly unanimous [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] why didn't you want to take the oath I was afraid afraid of what well I was afraid if I took the oath to go to the convention maybe my wife wouldn't let me go of course she'll let you go well she'll have to let you go you took a note I know that's what I'm worrying about the exhausted ruler said that if you took a note that it would have to be broken for the generations of centuries of hundreds of years and my wife do you have to ask your wife everything what if I didn't ask her I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do I didn't want to I never realized that such a deplorable condition existed in your home why don't you pattern your life after mine I go places and do things and then tell my wife every dream should be the king in his own cast foreign go in and tell her you're going to the convention be a man and I'll see you in the morning good night good night oh idea yes sugar can be with you he just went in the house well you better tell him that then he went duck hunting and that she won't be back until late all righty yes baby please close the door there's an awful draft in here foreign duck hunting and won't be home until late oh well good night good night [Music] do you realize that you blocked me out well why don't you ring the bell she'll let you in I'm getting nervous she'll be here in a minute where do you think I live oh what do you think this is Halloween come in here you bad boy come on foreign oh sugar yes do you mind if Stanley comes and stays with us until Betty comes home he's locked out oh all right [Music] foreign everybody [Music] what are you eating an apple where'd you get it in there well that's not real fruit it's imitation it's made of wax what's he been doing now he's been eating that phony fruit oh so that's where it's been going that's the third Apple I've missed this week [Applause] well what's new sugar oh nothing much what's new with you oh nothing to speak of yes there is you didn't tell about going to the convention what convention that's right I'm glad you reminded me you see the sons of the desert are giving their annual convention in Chicago next week and Stan and I are going oh you are we thought the trip would do us good uh besides being good for us in a business way you see we'll meet new friends and and and and see a lot of new faces and the change of climate will be good for us in a good many ways and besides all wake and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy check who well I hope you have a nice time dear thank you sugar what's that for just this you're not going what do you mean I'm not going just that you're not going to the convention you're going to the mountains with me but he can't go to the mountains you see he took a note and the exhausted ruler said this now listen dodo you keep out of this wait a minute sugar there's no use getting excited you're making a mountain out of a mole hill certainly life isn't short enough [Applause] are you going I I said are you going yes sugar uh Mrs Hardy who said so hen oh well you can do as you please but you're going to the mountains with me now wait a minute you listen to this I want this understood once and for all I am not going to the convention I'm going to the mountains that's just what I said that you're not going to the mountains that you're going to the that you're going to the mountains why don't you compromise what do you mean compromise well he means sweetheart oh shut up if you think that you're gone gallivanting all from a lot of hoodlums to any convention whenever you want to you're not not for a minute you're not here I am saving day after day washing an ironing till my fingers read and do you appreciate it do you well you don't give up oh shut up don't talk back to me just because I'm unselfish what does it get me working for you working for your interests I plan on vacation for you in the Martin's at a nice resort where they play bridge and have lectures on Art and color I fight crowns in department stores dying of the Heat killing myself trying to get a nice Mountain outfit together why why why oh you keep out of this I'll tell you why so you won't be ashamed of me and do you appreciate it do you you want to take the first chance to run out to the convention convention you'll go to the convention Over My Dead Body I'll put you in jail first and you'll tune with the rest of the sons of the oh the sons of the Dead ah a oh what do you think oh I don't pay any attention to her she's only clowning she'll snap out of it [Applause] are you gonna stand for that you're done right I'm not going to stand for it I am the boss of this house and when I say I'm going to the convention I'm going foreign oh hello Betty come on in didn't have very good luck today but here's a couple for you oh thanks buddy what's the matter Lonnie you look worried oh I just had another run-in with that Barnacle of mine Stanley's in there too oh and furthermore you're making a big mistake what do you mean if you're not careful she's going to get the upper hand of you now mark my words to the upper hand of me impossible all right have it your own way you know I may not be king of my castle but I certainly wouldn't allow my wife to wear any pants I'd like to see my old woman throwing things around it's disgraceful never heard of such coins off on you know if my ball and chain never talked to me if she even dared to raise a do you know what I'd say what I'd say hello honey well you'll think it over I'll see you in the morning foreign [Applause] I wonder what could be the matter with me well it looks to me like a severe nervous breakdown you've gone all to pieces and it happened so suddenly probably that terrible argument we had the other night caused it all I wouldn't be a bit surprised oh where is Stanley uh he's gone out where'd he go well uh he didn't want me to tell you but he's awfully worried about you and he thought you ought to have a doctor why did you let him do that you know I don't like doctors oh now don't get all upset I know what's good for you you're going to have a doctor and you're gonna do just what the doctor says all right sweetheart you always know what's best I'll get you some aspirin and I'll give him some more hot water thank you [Applause] did you get the doctor yeah he'll be in a few minutes good did you fix it with him to tell me that I had to go to Honolulu for my knives our plan is working out great it sure is I got it all fixed but why why do you want to go to Honolulu don't you understand that this is only a subterfuge to throw the wise off the track so that we can go to the convention oh then you're not going to the mountains of course not we are supposed to go to Honolulu so that the wives would think that we [Music] oh my God did you get a doctor yes ma'am best in town [Music] now take your feet out oh yeah now try that man get home girlfriend [Applause] s foreign oh oh darling you sit down all right yeah I think I better go and get some dry clothes on will you get out of my way you wax eater foreign you're perspiring maybe you have got a fever I do feel hot you'd better take my temperature get that thermometer the what thermometer you'll find it on the Shelf oh oh wow [Music] what does it say wet and windy that's a barometer why did you get a veterinarian well I didn't think his religion would make any difference [Music] oh oh Mr hardy hello doctor I'm so glad you're here my health has been suffering terribly well what seems to be the trouble I think he's suffering from a nervous Shakedown oh oh aha [Laughter] my my oh what is it doctor it looks like a bad case of canis delivers as bad as that even worse it might be double canister well if it's that bad maybe you better give him something oh doctor you must you must give him something on that now there darling you be quiet oh my poor little lambkins oh it's gonna be all right yes yes he is um get up sit up open up your mouth now everything's gonna be all right oh doctor you think I better put him to bed no no what he really needs is a long ocean Voyage with plenty of tropical air and Sun now I'd suggest a trip to a trip to Honolulu oh but doctor uh wouldn't the mountains do as well I'm a very bad sailor and oh I just can't stand the water nope I'm sorry Mrs Hardy but a voyage to Honolulu is the only cure for your husband oh oh I won't go to Honolulu if you can't go sugar I'll just stay home and suffer you'll do nothing of the kind if the doctor says You must go to Honolulu you'll do just as the doctor says but I can't go to Honolulu alone I've got to have someone to take care of me oh well maybe Stanley would be kind enough to go with you well I never thought of that will you go Stanley where to Honolulu I can't go to Honolulu why I'm going to the convention what do you mean you mean I forgot to tell you I asked Betty and she said I could go that settles it I'm not going to Honolulu oh yes you are you're going to Honolulu if you have to go alone I have to go to Honolulu alone he's going with me [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] hey [Music] is your dog foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Music] foreign [Laughter] [Music] I bet you don't grow flowers out there that smell like this oh that's good boy foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] great gag thank you while down on the South Sea Island underneath the beauty of the Stars I strayed upon some mating who was growing on their guitars made was dancing and the news on my Paradise so this is what I told her as the gazed into her eyes on the moon of baby where'd you get those eyes and not complexion I decide alive Honolulu baby where did you get that started [Music] don't want your bones [Music] [Applause] we're killing two birds with one stone we're seeing as much here as we could have seen in Honolulu what's the laugh I don't get it shall we challenge our wives think that we're in Honolulu for my health [Music] we've been to the convention had a swell time going home in the morning and nobody's in either way say by the way what part of California you fellas from Los Angeles Los Angeles what a small world what a small world would you believe it I got a sister lives out there yeah no kidding I haven't laid eyes on her since I got out of reports see I got a great idea for a gag do you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna call her up long distance and disguide my voice and do you want to know who it is oh that's a dog hey wait a another bottle of bubble water be right back [Music] foreign hello here's your last language [Music] hello hello hello I bet you can't guess who this is all right who is it it's your little brother tally well for goodness sake is my brother Charlie oh where are you I'm on Chicago that's the only convention for me oh well fancy hearing from you after all these years you know Charlie I haven't seen you since you sang in the choir and you used to pop the organ remember you were little Morgan Papa you [Music] feeling I want you to talk to a fellow from Los Angeles I swear I'll die wait a minute hello so this is Charlie's sweet little sister I feel just like I know you uh Charlie tells me you're from Los Angeles but what part All of Me it's me if I was from Los Angeles and I said yes then she said what part and I thought it died you little jokester when you get back to town drop in and see me I just love to have you meet my husband I sure will what's the address write this down two two two two Fairview Avenue two two [Music] [Applause] goodbye sugar what'd you hang up for well we had we had a bad connection but I didn't see us well now she sure is oh what's the matter naughty if I didn't know Oliver was in Honolulu I'd swear that was he on the phone oh they're in Honolulu all right but Stanley wouldn't dare lie to me I hate to think what would happen if he ever did hey please follow us have a chance come on [Music] thank you [Music] so you know that's my wife Texas 97 New York 43. active Piper get your evening paper I don't know letters thinking text me naughty look yes yes you're coming and find out if they have a list of the survivors yet no no we go down there go on get your hat all right exactly yeah [Music] Please Mr Rutledge has a radiography wishes to read this is the latest Wireless Report honolulu's Team ship Company Los Angeles the survivors of the ill-fated mirror have been safely transferred to the rescue ship a list of the casualties will be made known as soon as a complete checkup is made expect to arrive in Port in 36 hours signed Captain John Zila oh Betty I do hope the boys are safe for the suspense is just killing me have courage Lonnie let's not think of the worst well I I try not to but oh I'm so worried about Oliver you know how unselfish he always was why he wouldn't leave that ship until everybody was saved well if they're safe Oliver certainly deserves a medal you know Stanley can't swim a stroke oh I never thought of that thank you man just keep the change [Music] maybe they're in Betty's house [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] get that thing out of the way aloha hello baby's home sugar get out of my way not I wonder where she is maybe she went out I know she went out but what I'd like to know is where did she went maybe she went to the mountains with Betty that's probably just where she is she makes me sick she knew we were coming home today what did she have to go to the mountains for well if she didn't go to the mountains Muhammad would have to come here [Applause] what has Muhammad got to do with my wife notes from the clubs Honolulu line is sinking foundering in typhoon passages and crew on SS Moana and panic as Wireless fails sister Shipley want to reach a scene of disaster in 90 mile Gale rescued ship due back in Los Angeles Harbor tomorrow huh oh can you beat that I'm sure glad we didn't go if we do we have to get out of here we've been here get out of them come on [Music] ready did you hear that I certainly did foreign there's no one in there Betty I could have sworn I heard that door close it's probably our imagination we're both so nervous and upset and oh Betty do you really think they're saying oh don't worry dear let's think for the best oh oh oh I have the strangest feeling I oh I feel as if they were hovering right over me oh don't talk that way you give me the Jitter we've got to face this situation with determination do you think their size of course not if they hadn't have been up here to catch a hearty they've got to get a very early in the morning what time all about half past what time [Music] be careful you want them to hear us how we're going to get to a hotel simple we'll go down through Benny's house [Music] look well it looks like we're here for the night we can't sit up here all night we're not going to sit up all night we'll fix ourselves a nice bed and be just as comfortable as two peas and a pod oh give me a hand with a spring don't shush me all this while I get some rope don't sit there looking at me do something to help me get me some rope or something what are you going to do with it none of your business do as I tell you it says you right [Music] foreign [Music] nobody I wish now I let him go to the convention he could have been having such a good time instead of being in that awful shipwreck oh [Music] it's all my fault don't worry Lolly maybe they're not as bad off as we think oh Betty if I could only see him just once more [Music] I can't believe it just when you get back home you invited tadpole foreign [Music] [Music] oh shut up Stanley wouldn't dare lie to you well it's the first time he ever did and if it wasn't for your husband's bad influence this never would have happened oh is that so are you trying to infer that my husband alone was the cause of this I certainly am that wax ear of yours is no different from the rest he had just as much to do with this as my Oliver did well I admit he lied but there's one thing I do know when he gets back home and I ask him he'll confess and tell me everything that's more than that blimp of yours will do well you'll just wait till I get back home and I'll show you who the truthful one is I'll have you understand that my offer is upright there you are Fit For A King we'll have a good night's sleep go down in the morning tell them about the Shipwreck and nobody will be in even wiser I've certainly got to hand it to you for what well for the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely formulated machinations in extricating us from this devastating dilemma [Applause] then on the other hand get in bed huh meticulous [Music] now hold it for me Now isn't this nice it sure is we're just like two peas in a pot not hot death oh death well good night lolly I'm going to run along if they come here first give me a call I'm dying to hear Oliver's Story what was that I'll find out they're probably asleep and didn't hear it you're lucky well buddy do be careful it might be a burglar don't worry about me I've got my gun and I've never missed yet oh okay wait let's get on the roof come on [Applause] foreign [Music] but I will close on the garage and go to a hotel you can do what you like but I'm going home what are you going to tell Betty I'm going to tell her everything so you're turning yellow huh you're yellow must be the lightning you little double Crosser if you go downstairs and spill the beans I'll tell Betty that I caught you smoking a cigarette all right go ahead and tell us what do you think would you tell her that [Applause] would you I would you know what we'll do what we'll try down the garage and we'll change our clothes in the drain pipe then we go to a hotel and we'd be just as comfortable as two keys in the podcast you'll have me catching them all you have to spam on you foreign [Music] [Music] help me get out of here don't tell him anything what's going on here why nothing officer where do you live that's why I'd rather not say oh so you don't want to talk eh well it isn't that's it where do you live huh where do you live I live next door to him yep where does he live he lives in there oh butcher kitten where does he live I'm not kidding he just don't believe me go in and ask him that's a good idea that's the house yesterday well he has another nice mess you've gotten me into what are we going to tell them you pick up your own story I've got mine hey here we are now where's that going wait a minute wait a minute calm yourself let's hear their story first because don't forget you and I have got a little argument to settle and after that well you can do as you please all right I'll show you whatever just happened you tell your story oh oh on our way back from Honolulu we were in a terrible shipwreck now you see honey if you'd let me go to the convention I would have gone through this horrible experience all right all right we were sailing along in clear weather when all of a sudden a terrible storm came up didn't it Stanley yeah and then we flounded in a typhoid not typhoid he means typhoon sugar and the ship started to sink and we both dived overboard didn't we Stanley yeah just as the boat was gone down for the third time and here we are aren't you glad we got back home safe well what's new sugar well the rescue ship with the Survivor doesn't get in until tomorrow the rescue awesome oh well it must have got there after we left that's right it must have gotten there after we left thank you Stanley you're welcome well then how did you get here why uh uh oh we ship hiked that's right we we ship height ship height yes we found our way what do you mean summed your way well Stan and I'd be swimming along we'd see a boat coming our way we'd go like that and they'd pick us up wouldn't they stand me yeah of course that's if they were going our way mind you oh God now you see Betty he's no different from the rest they're both like two peas that are pumped pop death shut up have you anything else to say well no that's all there is there isn't any more is there Stanley no that that's how storium was stuck with it in it all of us what sugar Oliver I want you to be big ger than you've ever been before are you telling me the truth what do you mean am I telling you the truth do you think that a story like that could come from my mind if it wasn't the truth it's ridiculous it's absurd it's the silliest thing I ever well it certainly is why it's too far-fetched not to be the truth isn't it Stanley it's imposterous Stanley what Stanley honest confession is good for the soul is Oliver telling the truth go ahead and tell her is he no I come on Stanley [Music] foreign [Music] how about you and me going to the mountains foreign [Music] why don't you wait until tomorrow morning so we can talk it over foreign honesty is the best policy hahaha [Applause] I'll show you you son of the desert go to a convention will ya foreign [Applause] what you say never mind what she said what did Betty say Betty said that Honesty was the best politics look Honolulu baby won't you close those eyes [Music]

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Published: Mon Jan 09 2023