Ladies & Gentlemen, Please give it up for the man Who paid me to sound this excited Abish Mathew Hello! Namaste. Hi! Hello! Wassup! Thank you, thank you. Thank you. You're so nice. So sweet. I'm very excited. Hello, hello, hello! Hello, and welcome back. This is Son of Abish Thank you so much for coming At this point in time I'm sucking my stomach so hard right now I've sucked my stomach so hard, I'm getting acidity only standing. At the age of 31, Heartburn is caused due to acidity. Also known as the real reason Gulzar wrote, 'Jiya jalien jaan jalien..' It's a middle age thing I'm 31. I know you guys can't believe it. It's because of the make up I have so much acidity That my favourite card game is ENO. It's good. Young audience is like, "I don't know what you're talking about man, I'm going to be this great metabolism for the rest of my life" No, no, no. No, no, no. This is going to happen So I'm very proud of myself I'm very, I'm very positive. I'm positively growing in all directions We have two incredibly & Self-made & talented ..and I'll do that again We've two incredibly self made & talented guests on our show tonight. Our first guest is a Youtuber Is an actor, he's a Viner But I don't know what the hell he's whining about Because he's got 10 million subscribers Our second guest is an amazingly popular actor Who has starred in some iconic shows Such as Permanent Roommates, Trippling, he's also featured in Guddu Ki Gun, Veere Di Wedding, And now finally on Abish da show Ladies & Gentlemen, Make some noise for Ashish Chanchalani & Sumeet Vyas Hey yo! Thank you for coming. You guys are very nicely dressed Yeah You guys can take a seat Hi, thank you for coming, man. Thank you for coming Thank you We've been trying to get you for the last 2 seasons Yes, yes. But you've been busy shooting. But thank you for coming, I'm so happy you're here We've met at multiple parties also But Sumeet and I didn't interact too much cause he's too tall My problem is, Anyone who is remotely taller than me, I'm very afraid of them. Because I feel like they'll look at me and wouldn't want to talk to me. I don't know, is it a height thing? No, I mean I always wanted to talk to you But then you speak English at a very quick pace So then, I was like.. What?! I mostly.. That's true ..translating. I don't think in English. I think in Hindi, then I translate. So after 4 sentences I go numb That's why I'm quiet I speak English fast? Yeah..very. You're very hyper as well. Okay, cool. Yeah yeah, hyper is a good thing. Sumeet & Ashish, thank you so much for coming, which Congratulations on your freaking 10 million subscribers dude. If you don't follow Ashish on Instagram, Ashish on Instagram is always, "Thank you guys, it's because of you guys, I love you, guys. You guys are best, guys. This is straight form my heart" Then you see his video, I'm like, where is the love? Suddenly how is he a stud? From stud to like Hey I love you, If there was love, it will be called you. It's because I believe I'm here because of them. And I keep reminding myself. You don't let success get to your head. Oh, yeah That's very important. And I've seen Youtubers & other people, they've bee, you know shouting at fans.. Shouting at fans? Yeah, by shouting I mean they're pretending, acting as if they're celebs And I think, you're here because of them and that's how you behave with them. So I keep reminding.. And some people just judge me from my videos, Assuming I'm too proud, you know He must be arrogant. Have people come and asked you for photographs And you've been like, no If you're very tired. Has that ever happened to you? I always say yes, Even if I don't want to, I always say yes. I'm always like, please come. So you guys, you know what to do. How about those, who come to click a picture, But they don't know who you are Because they've seen.. They want to click a picture first And later find out who we are. That's how it happens Yeah, there's always this thing. I've seen you somewhere. Sir, can I have a photograph? And I'll Google who you are later. Dude this has happened with me a lot of times People come and.. 'BB ki vines' I'm like.. ' Pati ki vines' Pati ki vines.. Yeah so this is, This is the celebrity life that you guys have. Nice. You were born & raised not in Mumbai particularly You were from a further away town of Bombay. Yes, Jodhpur. How long did you spend there? No, I came to Mumbai when I was 4 years old. My father moved here. He was a, He's a writer, so.. He was working here So, he called me. I mean, I was staying with my grandparents Until I was 4. And then he called me here. And, we did have a very big house. My nana-nani, They had a massive house in Jodhpur And then, my father used to live in Bhayander Oh, you're from Bhayander? Yes. Where is, okay exactly.. Where exactly is Bhayander on the Mumbai map? So it's beyond Mumbai actually. If this is Mumbai.. When this ends, there is Dahisar check post Then there is Mira Road And then there is Bhayander. And right at the end of Bhayander Is the creek of Bhayander. Next to which is where I used to live. Bhayander.. And what is Bhayander like? How is it different from the rest of Mumbai? For me, the only definition of Bhayander will be.. The route that goes to Essel World. That's what Bhayander is, right? Yes, yes. Because I remember.. So we used to live in Bhayander East, And Essel World had just opened up, The route passes through Bhayander west. So we used to hire cycles And cycle all the way to Essel World For fun? For fun.. You didn't have PUBG back then, that's why. That time you guys used to be excited to see the world outside. Now I don't know more.. I know less about Mumbai, I know more about Pochinki Oh, wow.. I know exactly whose house this is, What can we get here. where's a sniping point here. But you used to just take cycles and just take it all the way up to Essel World and come back for.. no objective? We couldn't afford Essel World's ticket But we could at least see how it looks Window shopping.. We'll sit on that ride someday.. For entertainment.. How was it different coming to Bhayander? How different was it from your Jodhpur days? Or you have no memory about Jodhpur? No, no. I do. I mean, because I was really spoilt in those 3-4 years. When I was young, Because I was the only kid And, I remember, the first day I came to Bhayander I didn't recognise my parents as my parents. I thought this is another set of parents that I have, Because I thought my grandparents Were my actual parents. What? So I used to call them Bade-papa badi-mummy and call my parents Chote-papa & choti-mummy Wow, that is.. Yeah You're the literal definition of 'I have two two dads' Your dad's a writer no? He must have given that line. Because you spent so much time With your parents..grandparents that for you they were your parents. Yeah. And then I went to this building There's a building in Navghar road, Bhayander, where our house was on the 4th floor. There was no lift in that building So while climbing the stairs I thought my father is.. This father is doing very well. Because I thought all that was ours. And then I realised, no. It's just this box that's ours. The rest is someone else's That's all the space? There's no more room? What about the rest? He said this is all that is. Where was this again? Bhayander only? Bhayander, Bhayander East, Navghar Road Navghar. See, I have no idea, All of these just sound like really bad property deals for me. Like Mumbai is now changing names to Lower Worli, Upper Worli. So Bhayander will also become something like Next to Essel World. That was lower Bhayander actually. Lower Bhayander. What is lower than Bhayander? I'll tell you what's lower than Bhayander. Ulhasnagar. Which is where you're from. You're the brand ambassador of Ulhasnagar You're a Ulhasnagri The Ulhasnagar has Ulhas in it What a cool name I have no idea who kept the name Who came up with that Like, what is the speciality about Ulhasnagar Ulhasnagar speciality.. It's an isolated city, That consists of only Sindhis Only Sindhis? Only Sindhis. Okay. Like, if any Sindhi is working in the industry or in Mumbai He has a relative, that's a done deal There has to be a relative in Ulhasnagar. Okay, what is further? Is Ulhasnagar further or is Bhayander further? Ulhasnagar.. Oh it's way further? Yeah, yeah. Okay, is Kalyan further, or is Ulhasnagar further? You know about Kalyan? Nahi, I've just heard.. Biswa Kalyan's name. So I thought that's what it's named after. I have no idea, these are all really.. I'm from Delhi, so I really have no idea about this, Ulhasnagar, further. It's full of SIndhis, So how do you negotiate with each other? All day goes by negotiating? There's probably people dying because of no food If everyone is just trying to negotiate further, Prices are at the lowest but no one is buying How was the school life, though? You studied..you were a studious kid in school? Yes, I.. Or were you an asshole kind of a guy? I was studious. I was quite a studious kid. And, I was more, like.. I was an introvert in school. You were an introvert in school? Yes, I was. Yeah, because I was .. I was a very unhealthy kid And people.. I don't what's with people not talking to unhealthy kids? This was, this was with.. Oh, sorry, healthy As in healthy kid, unhealthy.. It's actually unhealthy. Unhealthy in eating.. Yeah, unhealthy in eating. First, let's clarify this for the people watching The word healthy means 'fat' Yeah. It's just like a polite, Politically correct way of saying 'Your kid is quite healthy' I am very healthy right now. So you mean you were very healthy in school? I don't know how it's.. It's actually unhealthy.. I was fat. I am still fat, that's another thing. But, yeah. So yeah.. people, Kids would not talk to me a lot And I was a very introvert, shy kid So when no one gave me attention, studies would. So then I started studying. And I was good at studying But yeah, there was this passion of acting always. I always wanted to become an actor. So, But no one ever really gave me a chance. But were you like a class clown.. ..yeah Or were you like a studious kid? If someone asked a question would you raise your hand to answer in need of attention? I used to mimic teachers a lot, A LOT. Oh, okay. So, yeah. I used to mimic teachers And during one of these incidents In my 8th standard I was mimicking my PT teacher Oh, fuck. They're the terrible ones. Yeah, they are. They are terrible But every PT teacher, Every school, is the same Broken English Lot of angst Yeah, angst. And he hates that any teacher takes their class So it's all typical. And I was mimicking them And my Social Studies teacher, you know He just caught me. Yeah. And I was terrified. I was terrified about what he'd do. And he started laughing. He said that's how he talks I was like.. Damn, Sir And then he was directing a play at that time Okay And that was the first time I got a.. Role? Role. Because you were mimicking a teacher? Yeah, so, I got a role of a news reporter Which I sucked at. Because.. I was told that I had to act like a typical reporter reporting a serious piece of news. But I used to act like the over enthusiastic one. Your reference of news reporting was that crime show. Yeah.. "Look at this cannibal drowning in the water" So yeah, I did that Keeping that as reference, and my teacher was like, Now we've selected him, he;s good. He told me once, you're good in class no? Now always disappointed. And then, one day a guy was absent So he was not there for his role So I was told to give a cue To my other, All the people in the play. So I played that role, and I nailed it. Like, I nailed it, And my sir was so impressed He gave me that role. That guy got replaced. You stole his role? Dude. He stole someone's role in college, When he got in theatre also. Even he used to do sidey roles. Wow Holy shit, I didn't know about this You were also part of a theatre crew And you, you has a nickname also For your standee Proxy Kumar Proxy Kumar? Why was that? Why did that name come in? So basically, in the theatre company All these senior actors who do films & television And also do theatre So, they didn't have enough time to devote for rehearsals And we would rehearse a lot Like, rehearse for a month. So any day they were absent, I'd remember all their lines, all their moves, Everything And I'd do a proxy, so that others can rehearse And then I started doing it well Yeah.. And I made sure that I do it so well That they don't call the actual actors. They take me instead. Like literally, both of your acting careers are like Pushing to get into the frame bit by bit Am i in the frame? Am i in the frame yet? But my actual journey in theatre company Started in the dark Because I used to be the guy Who would do set changes So after every scene there's a blackout And then the set changes And then there's lights And you see a drawing room or a bedroom Or a studio like this So the stage would go dark Exactly for like 10 secs or 15 secs And because I am tall & I could lift stuff I'd come in and do it super fast I was very.. Very clean. I could see in the dark And I was very good at it That's your skill in theatre? I was great at looking in dark I was tall too And I could lift things I have rescued so many actors because Some actors have this problem As soon as it becomes dark They can't see which side the wing is So if the audience is sitting till here They measure and walk in the dark And if by chance they bump into people in the dark, Their direction is changed. So now she'll walk in the wrong direction. So by throwing them off stage You became Proxy Kumar and took their role Alright. So very good at looking in the dark.. But in school, you were very different from Ashish Ashish was like a studious boy, But in school.. I was terrible at studies I started my 'failing-in-class' career From class 8th 'Failing-in-class' career, why, what.. Because i, I consecutively failed in class 8th Then I repeated it, Then I failed in class 9th Then I appeared privately for class 10th Cleared that, failed in class 11th. Cleared that by reappearing Failed in class 12th Then I just quit studies I was like, This can't be done That's an inspiring story, yeah Mark Zuckerberg, take this! He has been graduating in each class since 8th standard I'm a graduate in each class But, more importantly than that You were a goon in school I was, yeah It was terrible I had a very bad bunch of friends. I'll tell you, I was thinking of.. Yeah, I'm sorry, It's so tough to believe that. 'See, I'm going to beat you up' Not that, we'd say meet outside. And outside there was an entire gang You had a gang? I had a gang, I had a bunch of guys who would follow me Because I was tall so, I also looked a little intimidating I was also very plump. Plump, by the way, Is another word for..'healthy' Healthy is another word for.. fat Yeah, so you were also plump But you were also tall Tall! So when tall people become fat, they look really bad. They look dangerous Because they are very disproportionately fat It's like a rolling pin That's an apt description They're thin on the top, then fat and then thin again When a short guy gains weight, it's proportionate. But when a tall guy gains weight, it's usually not so. ..like a rolling pin But did your gang have a name? Something like Bichoo gang? None of that? None of that. It was quite raw, actually. And.. Have you ever got into a fight? Fist fight and everything? A lot. So I'll tell you I was remembering this story One of my best friends at that point of time I won't name him because I'm sure he has a family now And he's grown up and whatever So, he used to have 'gutka' And that time, the.. You know If you're a dude was validated by when you start eating 'gutka' In Bhayander, In the locality where I lived. "If he's chewing tobacco then this boy is a grown up" So the school prayer was going on And that boy was like this So the teacher stopped the prayer And asked him what he was eating Sir, Moolchand. And the teacher was dumbfounded. He didn't know what to say, just an 8th grader. And the teacher is scolding him He says,"Sir, you have to leave through this gate only" That was savage, man. Yeah, dude. What kind of friends were these? And he waited. Him and I along with 2 other friends, we waited On our cycles, for the teacher to leave ..on cycles.. That we're going to make him pay now, In 8th standard? Yes, in 8th grade. And also, you have beaten up people. Like, you both have sisters, right? Yeah. You're an innocent guy, But you have a younger sister So, as a.. I'm sorry, the equation is very simple Gangster elder brother, younger sister Studious! Studious?! Is this a movie plot! Wow. Gangster brother.. Dude this is the plot of Josh Aishwarya Rai, Shah Rukh Khan, SRK is the brother right? Yeah. Shah Rukh Khan, Aishwarya Rai Who was your Chandrachur Singh? Who was beaten up? DId you beat anyone up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you did! Why am I not fucking surprised. There was one, one poor boy Who had given her a rose On rose day, he must have given my sister a rose. I mean, sent it through someone or left it on her table Poor guy And he wrote a sweet note saying I like you. So, she got a little scared, Because she was only in 4th or 5th grade. What? So.. So she came to me and said, Somebody has given me a rose Somebody has given me a love letter And I don't know, he's someone called Chandan And I said, Chandan Chandrachur Singh.. Chandan.. Oh, my God!! Oh, my God. It's true. Okay, and then? Your dad wrote the movie for Josh or what? So I went looking for Chandan And we entered a class, for instance 6th A And they were having a party, Celebrating Christmas or Rose day or something And the kids were all having fun I asked for Chandan He said he is, and I landed the slap You're giving flowers to my sister? He must have given a flower to someone else But he got intimidated because he thought I was that girl's brother Yeah.. And after 3-4 slaps, a friend of mine tells me This isn't the Chandan we were looking for We are looking for the one in 6th C, This is someone else Now I was holding him like this I tell him, "Chandan, you be careful now, Don't go around giving flowers to girls, go," Then I went to 6th C to beat up the actual Chandan too. He got beat up more, Because of him some other Chandan got beaten 6th A Chandan, if you're listening.. It's not the flower you gave, it's some other girl He has just disliked this video, just Just.. He'll dislike again This is the one. I love Permanent Roommates because of you. You beat me up? Holy shit Ashish.. You were the opposite from.. I like how you guys are the exact opposite You bullied your sister. So I did, I used to blackmail Muskaan a lot Muskaan once said the bad word, MC You mean like, Master of Ceremony? Am I going.. You're actually saying MC on Son of Abish Yeah..she did Just the word MC, wow, it's crazy I'm not going to say it, sorry Yeah because we're very, We're very.. We as a show are very clean We do not endorse anything negative So, fuck you! If you think we're going to abuse on this show Sorry, so you said.. "We are not fucking around here" Yeah.. okay? My sister did not say motherfucker Yeah, she did not No she didn't So she said "MC" And she didn't even know the meaning She had just heard it somewhere Now my doubt was about where she heard it Just in 4th standard I'm also thinking how fast these 4th grade boys are So, I heard her say it And I told her, "Muski, now you wait" I'm telling mom and dad 5 years, I blackmailed her. Where did she learn the MC word from? I am pretty sure it's from school It's not from your dad who said MC once in front of you. Oh yes, I'm so sorry So dad.. Sorry dad, dad didn't say it in front of Muskaan He said it to me, not TO me He said it TO you? He said it in front of me You family is quite cool Was your mother like, 'Excuse me?' Sorry baby, I just.. Fuck, I didn't think Ah, fuck me.. I'll tell you what happened. So my dad was driving, okay? And you just know I don't even need to explain. If you're driving.. ..driving these words just come out Like cars passing everywhere So there my dad got really angry And he uttered the word And I was once at my home That night only I said, just sitting there 'Motherfucker' I said it. And my dad got devastated Next time you say this word, I will cut your legs and stitch them back to you What a great dialogue though What an amazing dialogue.. Cut your legs and stitch them back I will cut your legs and stitch them to you only Not to anyone else.. So basically you go through the pain And then you stitch.. That is a lot of pain Yes, yes. Wow That was the day I realised That this is a big thing I did something wrong And then Muskaan did the same And I was like, now it's your turn Now your legs will get cut ..stitch them back to you.. I'm sorry, your dad.. But you're a smarter kid Very nice. By the way, both Sumeet & I Not very smart at studies Oh.. Just.. I actually took a sabbatical from studies Then I started doing theatre Sabbatical from studies is the best statement If you want to convince your parents That you're not clear about what you want to do Sabbatical for studies is what it is. Should be a merchandise t-shirt Yeah.. Sabbatical.. On sabbatical from studies And then, I joined this theatre company And everybody was talking about You know, all these writers (...) & Shakespeare, & Bukowsky And I was like.. Who are these people So I started reading about them And it just struck me that I could complete college Because I realised as an actor also I don't know what it feels like To have that college life You know, have a girlfriend.. Right, right.. Sit in the canteen and.. I've not done any of this I've just been working So I went to National College, Bandra And I said I have, whatever, 43% So what subject can I get in this? They said, Arts So I said okay, I'll take Arts S0 I took up psychology, Hindi literature and history. And there were only 3 people Who had taken Hindi literature in entire Bandra Or whatever.. So.. That's Bandra. Yeah, Yeah, that is Bandra And then, there was no class for us So they said, because you guys are only 3 We can't give you an entire class So, you all can do this in the staff room or Wherever.. Wow That's humiliating Yeah, I have left my sabbatical to come study And I don't even get a classroom to study in And I had put my own money in this I paid the fees also And then I used to go everyday I would not miss class Because I was like, Now that I have paid, you have to teach me Otherwise, Chandan you'll get beaten up I woke up at 6 in the morning and paid the fees From my own hard earned money So now I'm going to study properly You studied editing, right? Like, immediately In your sabbatical you learned how to edit Yeah, in my sabbatical I was editing I was editing these countdown shows That used to come back in the day Mast Dhamaka, and all these I used to also edit these Cable ad films.. Yeah? Shangri-La resort and all those You've edited an ad for Shangri-La resort? Shangri-La resort It's near Ulhasnagar Yeah, near Ulhasnagar You know it? Yeah.. Oh it's in Ulhasnagar No, it's not exactly there.. The tune goes like 'Shangri-La resort, Shangri-La' And they would show aunties Dressed in salwar kameez in a swimming pool They come down the slide in that attire A lot of fat hairy uncles bathing in the pool like that And that whole ad I.. Classic ad And what you used to see on screen was just one minute I had like 3 hours of footage Of really 'healthy ' people ..'healthy' people, yeah And hairy people Bathing in.. Hairy, hairy people Bathing in that pool ..bathing in that pool You had to go through.. Wait, wait, wait So you edited ads for.. Does anyone know about Shangri-La resort? Yeah Wow Wow It's one of those Mumbai things Because I'm from Delhi, I don't get this SHangri-La resort And that Parag pe sari, sari pe sari Parag sari.. whatever that is? Parag sari? Parag sari. I don't get that Then there are Paaneri Paaneri, I don't get that Paaneri Paaneri.. So specific Yes Not bad. So you're a cult editor Cult editor! You have edited Shangri-La resorts! Yes. Were you looking at the edit and saying, "I can also do this" Then you photoshopped your own face How do you transition Into selecting acting post that? So I used to entertain my senior editor In the editing studio itself And he used to keep telling me That you should do.. You should be an actor And I never took it seriously Then I went to watch a play And that's the only time when my father Called me to watch a play He was performing And after growing up I went to Prithvi And I saw, you know, There were so many celebrities Who has come to watch the play There was Dharmendra, Wahida Rehman And these people had come And it was some sort of a theatre festival And then I asked around where my father is They said he's in the make up room upstairs Light room.. So I went to the backstage of Prithvi, It was dark and I went to the light room This small booth where they operate lights from And he was sitting in his dhoti doing lines And from there I saw.. Wait, when you say doing lines.. As in remembering lines, Not.. doing lines Doing lines It's an actor's life, I just had to.. I was like, wow, your dad's a stud From NSD and He's doing lines Just got.. So just had to clear that out Cool He was reading his lines. He was reading his lines, okay. And from that booth I saw One actor rehearsing his piece You know, under the spotlight And I was like, wow What is this life I want to be here I want to be on stage And I want to do that So, he had no clue And then, when I saw the play, I came back and I told him I want to be on stage I want to do acting He said, no Don't do all this You have work, a job You;re not educated but You're still making money Why would you want to go here? You don't get paid in theatre But something had hit me inside And I said, no, no I want to.. I want to do this. So.. But then from theatre You immediately went into television Somebody came to watch a play They called me for this TV show They were making for Doordarshan And they said.. They told me the role This is the main role..blah blah blah I said, yeah great I'll do it TV And, they said how much will you charge So I'm calculating 200rs I get for one show here I do 4 shows a month, make 800 I'll ask him to give me 800 per day So if I work 10 days, I'll make 8000 So I was going to say 800 So he said, "Look, we can give you 5 for a day and nothing more" That's our budget And I said, 5000 for one day? He said, "Yeah" And I will shoot 10 days He said, "Yeah" I said, "Okay, then." And I left The coolest moment in your life though Is you met a celebrity recently And you couldn't hold your shit together So.. I was approached by Marvel To interview Benedict Cumberbatch Wow. So.. So this happened.. I was outside. So I wasn't, The event happened in Singapore I'm a huge Marvel fan, okay? And, Marvel discovered me in India By my poster of Doctor Strange behind me While I was shooting one vine Okay. So I got contacted by them And they were like, Bro, do something for us I was like, tell me what you want me to do You have to go to Singapore And interview Benedict Cumberbatch What?! Are you serious? Don't joke with me. Like, yeah. Go. And then I hopped on and just went. The event was happening there And I was outside, I was sitting I swear to God I had never been so nervous for an exam also Because Marvel is owned by Disney Disney India, Disney Singapore, Disney America. Marvel India, Marvel America, Marvel Singapore. 6 companies, different people coming And telling me what not to do with Benedict Don't ask him for a selfie Don't ask him to play game I was like, okay, okay I got confused I have to.. What did you have to do then? I have to just ask questions But make it fun But ask questions I was like, okay I'll make it fun And then I saw Benedict He's like, there Shining under light Shining under light.. Getting his make up done Okay Oh hey, come. I was like, what? He told me to come Come, come sit Not aaja aaja, come sit. I was wondering how did he know Hindi No, no he said come Come come, this accent is just like that I am actually from Ulhasnagar Come come, sit He's like, come I was so.. I was in such a moment He came to me and like caught me And got me there And I was in my complete.. You froze there? I froze there I froze there. And I was in complete.. I was blushing, I was red And everyone around was laughing Benedict's manager and everyone And.. What happened was That I was, I was.. The entire interview was just me Fanboy-ing over him Yeah.. If you'll see the interview, I was like.. He'll remember me, Okay. Benedict, if you're watching this Which I know you are Ashish is still a huge fanboy So.. You kept fanboy-ing? Did you ask a singe question Or were you like jhfbjdfnjsd The most useless thing that I mentioned him I'm from Ulhasnagar And I don't know why I'm from ulhasnagar, wow What did you expect Benedict to say? I don't know why I did that It just came out of my mouth Did you..do you.. Was it a flash of memory It's like having sex for the first time, right? Definitely. Isn't it? It's just me? Okay, great. My sex life is a vine.. Six seconds, I'm out That's how it is. Next up for you is your rapping now Are you rapping? Or is that just you've written a rap? I've written the lyrics Yeah.. yeah But I'm not rapping. My voice is really bad So it's not there What else do we see? Are you going to.. Are you planning on going Into something long form content? Or you're sticking to Youtube? I have plans to direct a movie for.. I'll keep it.. That's a guess That's all he can say Yeah, that's..yeah I've plans to direct a movie That's good, great. As of now my plans are to do Another season.. That's nice.. 5 Star, you've been great. Thank you. I love you. Ladies & gentlemen Don't forget to watch Sumeet Vyas when Trippling 2 comes out Later this March Once again, give a huge round of applause To Sumeet Vyas & Ashish Chanchalani It's time for us to play the games.. And now For no reason at all A Romantic Date Hey, hey..shooting star show me more no See that shape there? That's Orion's belt And, and what about that? Oh, that's a brand endorsement Alright welcome, We're about to play a game With both of you It's called Love of Abish Because, why not. This entire game, Let me just flat out tell you You have to be really nice to me Because a couple of episodes ago, It was.. Nobody was nice to me The game we're playing tonight Is an homage to the most epic romance Known to our generation Rakhi ka Swayamwar This game is all about wooing me, Mesmerising me, loving me And making me feel special Each round, the guests have to complete an activity And whoever wins, wins my heart That's precious Yeah. Alright Point number 1 goes to Sumeet Thank you I love you Abish Oh, I feel like you said that cause he did No, no, I love you very much Genuinely Look at my eyes I'm feeling Cumberbatch-y Alright This round that we're going to play with you Is called 'Catch my heart' That's because we have TT balls And we've painted them as red heart & black heart That's how creative we are guys I'll be throwing these ping pong.. These heart balls We've to play like it's hearts I'm going to bounce my heart to.. you How many of you.. Depends upon how many hearts you catch You win accordingly But in the middle of it, if I throw a 5 Star And you manage to catch a 5 Star, That's 50 points Each heart that you catch will be 10 points And if you manage to have 1 5 Star or 2 5 Stars or depends upon as many Gets 50 more points So, very simple And then do we get to keep the 5 Stars and eat them? Yeah Oh, great. Just clarifying. You're wooing our sponsors More than you're wooing me Just, he did that So, you get 10 more points Well done. Well done. He knows the way to my heart is sponsors 5 Star is very healthy by the way It's very good. Yeah, I think there's sarcasm I feel So.. No, that's not sarcasm Are you guys ready to play? Alright, take your positions Lovers of mine Just remember I have a.. I'm a tender guy I like tender conversations I like very soft soft way of speaking I might be energetic But that's because insecurity But in my heart, I'm an introvert Don't laugh too hard So you guys are in your position I'm ready to go It's a very awkward place to keep balls But.. Not really, I mean they're very close to your actual ones They're very close to where they should be Thank you. They say man's brain is in his knees But my hearts are there You're ready? No warm up required? No. Okay cool. Before we start, is there anything sweet You want to say to me? I love you Abish. You've said it twice so it's negative now Abish, your jeans is looking great. Abish, have you lost weight? Now the jeans will get 10 points Because they're also sponsored Dude, he's killing it. Okay, here we go Guys can you give me a lead in? So 3,2,1 okay? So go, whenever you are ready Tell me 3, 2, 1 we'll start with this 3, 2, 1 He's done with it He wants to go home Alright 3 2 1 GO It's that fast It is that fast Sumeet is.. Oh 10 Sumeet has got 10 Ashish you almost missed it Oh Sumeet's got 2 Oh, nice nice nice 3..2..1 Oh, you missed it Doesn't matter Here we go.. Oh not bad, not bad Okay another tie breaker 3..2..1 Woahh We got another 10 seconds to go 3..2..1..0 Go Okay, alright. Okayy Fantastic Keep it joint Hold it, hold it. It's time to do the counting Sumeet, Alright let's go 1..2..3..4.. 40 points, 40 points! 50..60..70 80 points Ladies & gentlemen 80 points Well done 80 points plus 2 sponsor plugs So we'll round it off to 100 Alright, let's start with 10..9 Oh, sorry 20, sorry 30 40 50 100 Woahh Not bad, not bad What a tie Well done It's a tie, You guys love me equally Please don't split my heart that badly Ladies & gentlemen The games are over And the winner is None other than ME! Because I feel great about myself now Once again, make some noise for Sumeet Vyas & for Ashish Chanchalani Don't go anywhere We got SOA picks coming up next Son of Abish picks coming up next And now For no reason at all Songs for VIllians Escobar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaja Escobar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaja On Son of Abish picks tonight We have a singer, song writer Who just released his debut, crowd funded album Called 'Songs From A Matchbox' Cause I live in Mumbai It's that small Say no more, I understand He'll be singing a brand new original Called 'City Life' We give you Raghav Meattle
