[h3 h3 Intro music] (Ethan): Welcome back everybody to yet another
episode of Ethan and Hila We are here today with another BOMB
ass meme Today, we are looking at our favorite, Joey Salads. Joey Salads! The Salad family dynasty here So grab a bowl of salad guys, grab your
favorite dressing, I recommend italiano just like [kiss] the salad man himself and
let's just dive headfirst into this well tossed and seasoned and very well
dressed salad (Joey): what's up guys? I'm Joey Salads and this
is Emily. I just love his--his whole delivery his whole image just is great (Joey): what's up guys? I'm Joey Salads. (Hila): These- all these guys have such funny intros I'm Ethan Bradberry. (Ethan): I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY. I'M JOEY SALADS we need to see who can shout their name the
most and powerfully and enraged will become the greatest prankster on YouTube I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY! Ethan Bradberry! WOAH!!! Let's give this man another million subs (Hila): I'm Ethan Bradberry! (Ethan): That's pretty good!
That sounded just like him! (Both):ETHAN BRADBERRY anyway lets remember which video we're
watching (Hila): yeah... it's hard to get over that Ethan Bradbury... if you guys don't know what we're
talking about, we'll recommend going back and watching our previous reaction video
about Ethan Bradberry. Check that out (Hila): AKA how to traumatize your kids. (Joey): What's up guys? I'm Joey salad and this is Emily. and this is the breastfeeding in public
social experiment we're going to have her breastfeed in public with her boob coming out. (Ethan): Her boob coming out? I just love it's like did you think about
how you were talking- With her boob coming out it's like a serious social
experiment and then... (Ethan): With her tit popping out yeah my good friend Lisa is here is
gonna be chillin on the bench with her tit popping out ya know there's private places that you can actually do this and you don't need to be doing that in public places. is he looking at her... Oh yeah, you got to acknowledge that Joey is definitely checking it out he's taking a
peek of that. With her boob coming out you know I'm sorry... so sorry whatever... (Ethan): she... she actually says, she's like, 'I'm so sorry
please forgive me I'm so sorry please' please please I'm just new at this and
she drops a (Both): whatever! This is real life. Whatever with her boob coming out. Whatever with her boob coming out. (Both:) Whatever why can't you do that at home? I'm sorry. He's just really hungry You disgust me (Both): you disgust me? (Ethan): What? See like, if you
if you actually believe this video is real it fucks up with your head (Hila): yeah... (Ethan): because the world- people are not this
crazy I mean... (Hila): Not this girl too! She's like a normal girl like why would she care? (Ethan): "you disgust me" I don't know, I don't like
the perception that this video casts on the world and a lot of people believe
this is real so... they go out there being like, 'I don't trust any of you insane
people. I'm a saint. I am the big bold beautiful breastfeeding mother and you
are all the enemy' (Hila): yeah. (Ethan): it's kind of like that. So this was
a very compelling interesting view on breastfeeding but part one, OK, part two
was even juicier [kiss] and I cant wait to talk about it now, part two mixes it up a little bit so this part two is if you don't mind
this sexy girl with them titties all over the place then you certainly shouldn't mind the
mom with her titties all over down here for example you know... (Hila): what are you saying
about moms? (Ethan): I don't know. (Hila): that's not fair. (Ethan): they... they got sweeter
chariots they hang low. Sweet chariots. now what I
found really interesting about this part two is that on Facebook, ladies and gentlemen... 114 million views (Hila): that's crazy. (Ethan): can I get a I'm Ethan
Bradberry. (Hila): I'm Ethan Bradberry! (Ethan): Thats so many views I don't think I've ever seen a video with that many of views on
Facebook that's like... takes the cake (Hila): I saw my own childhood friends share
this video (Ethan): 1.4 million shares (Hila): time to unfriend (Ethan): so anyway here is sexy breastfeeding in
public (Joey Salads): sup guys? I'm Joey Salads and this is
the breastfeed in public social experiment part two: sexy versus
breastfeeding let's see how people react (Ethan): all right look at this scene. I mean this
is already a wild scene that I would not want to be a part of it anyway. Even if
they were like shooting up heroin or like... beating that- punching a little kid
in the face strangling a puppy I would be like, 'I
am NOT approaching these three people' *Hila giggle* 'I'm not [approaching them]'. You know what I mean? It's too
weird already and Joey Salads looking like he just got out from prison Hila: yeah. I'm not stepping to him and his wife
and telling him, 'Oh uhh... put that juicy ass tit away' (Stranger): That's disgusting. I don't appreciate your tit being out like that (Joey): so why- why is this disgusting? (Ethan): that's
disgusting man and I don't appreciate it ok I saw you breastfeeding over here... from
three blocks away ok my tit alarm went off and I had to
just sprint over here full force to tell you that is disgusting ok and I don't care about your husband
is standing there who just got out of prison I am fearless and determined to put an
end to breastfeeding in public.' (Hila): who would do that? (Stranger): ... it's gross all her tits out... (Joey): but
her boobs are out too (Stranger): that's okay, that's just how her shirt is... that's- that's fine. It's not gross, it's just... (Ethan): Joey you're- you're- this is un-patriotic! Like, if you go to the comments right; let's just go to the comments... here... (Ethan as InfinityMaster): America is so technologically advanced
yet so culturally backwards. You're ruin- you're... ... you're... this is espionage dude! This is cultural
warfare! We're good people, Joey Why you gotta fuck up our image in the
world? The *whole world* now (Hila): yeah (Ethan): like pranks are ruining America OK?
Make Pranks Great Again this is fucked up (Joey): With her boob coming out Sup guys? I'm Joey Salads. With her boob coming out I'm Ethan Bradberry! (Joey): see, this is something
natural and that's just sexy, so you think that's okay? (Stranger): you can do that... somewhere else that's not appropriate here out in public (Joey): well if
you have a problem with that boob being out you should be having a problem
with that boob being out too (Ethan): boob. Boob being out Joey he's got no cla- he's got no
class. No class (Hila): this whole conversation: 'why is your tit out?!' '... well if this boob is out, why won't you let *this* boob be out?' (Ethan): it's like math! it's like the Goof Gaff equation. Uhhh tit... OK...
tit^out... times the sqrt of boob... you know... over 'juicy ass pregnant uh... juicy breasts' equals 'inappropriate in
America!!' (Stranger2): why do you have to do that in public?! That's disgusting! (Joey): wh-why is that OK but that's not OK? (Hila): oh my god- (Ethan): who the fuck is this guy? (Hila): uh what? (Ethan): who? What?? Who is this goofball? (Hila): why'd you have to do that? (Ethan): like how he just walked into the frame
perfectly with his hands in the back of his pants... 117 million ~oh my god people are fucked up~ the fact
that so many people believe this is real is more scary for the world than
anything that this video implies (Hila): ha yeah... yeah (Ethan): that is horrifying (Hila): how do people on Facebook not get the memo? it's like... they- Facebook people didn't hear that stuff are fake. It's so weird. (Ethan): ... but even on YouTube pra- people apparently didn't get the memo either, because got it 1.7 million
views, and, you know, ninety percent likes (Joey): why- why is that OK but that's not OK (Stranger2): Because that's hot... and that's just disgusting (Joey): ...so, that's OK because it's hot, but this
is not OK because it's something natural and you think it's disgusting? (Stranger): yeah (Ethan): it feels gross... I feel sick watching
this like, Joey... it's not cool sending this bullshit out
to the world (Hila): yeah (Ethan): That's the thing that bothers me- I- the message isn't that bad, it's just
wrong? It's just wrong. It's just not real life (Stranger2): because that's hot and- (Ethan): 'what is wrong with
people how can you not see hes being such a hypocrite?
'that's hot and that's not cool' [various disgruntled breathing noises] I can't believe- I'm not going outside
anymore' (Joey): ...but this is not OK because it's something natural and you think
it's disgusting? (Stranger2): yeah (Joey): Alright. if that's what you think then... (Ethan): I like how
Joey sets him[self] up as the hero too- 'okay so that's hot and this is unnatural? Yeah okay whatever if that's how you feel. Apparently I'm
the only sane man in the world by the way follow me on Snapchat, ladies
out there; I'm one of the good guys' whatever (Joey): with her boob coming out (Ethan): oh Joey. I got a- I
got a place in my heart for you, Joey. You're sweet guy, I love ya; you're a bit
of a salad head but... what can you do? so, in summary... I mean salad family does it
again right? (Hila): yeah (Ethan): now the thing about these pranks
these are like... a special type of prank they're fake - and I don't even mind fake
pranks because fake pranks can be entertaining... harmless fun. It's like
reality television (Hila): well it's like I don't like that its fake but...
(Ethan): I don't *love* it (Hila): ...but I can say, 'OK, I get it' (Ethan): it's harmless
(Hila:) I get it... you're making
(Ethan): it's entertainment (Hila): yeah, you're making entertainment
(Ethan): yeah ... but then there's certain types of fake
pranks like this one, where it's like... it creates a fake perception of reality (Hila): yeah
(Ethan): and people watching it who believe
it's real are like, 'oh this- oh this world we live in? It's fucked up, and I don't trust anyone; I'm more paranoid; I hate every one more; Thank you Joey Salads for teaching me
about the world and how it really is (Hila): yeah
(Ethan): like there's a specific type of
prank you're going on that is just more fucked up than the other ones guys I'd like to take a moment here to
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about that book (Ethan): well yeah well yeah thats right (Hila): when me and ethan were away from each other i was
in Occupied Palestine and Ethan was in the States (Ethan): yeah (Hila): that was the first book that you sent me and you found it in hebrew for me
and you sent it to me in hebrew (Ethan): that's right i forgot about that (Hila): so i read it in hebrew (Ethan): the thing is that (Hila): but i loved it it's a great book (Ethan): we bonded over that but yeah because
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yet again a lot of dressing a lot of salad stay healthy out there! don't forget to eat your vegetables yeah
and we'll see you next time guys we love you we appreciate it thanks for joining
us bless your soul I'm Ethan Bradberry
signing out (Hila): I thought I'm Eth- (Ethan): I'M ETHAN BRADBURY [outro]
This is possibly the worst acting I've ever seen in a fake prank. The kids from the Ethan Bradberry video were way better.
IMEATANBREADBARRY
Repeat after me: I am a saint. I am a big bold beautiful breastfeeding mother. And you are all the enemy.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Wit her boob comin' out!
That little bit about Neuromancer and Ethan sending Hila the book when they were apart was really sweet.
I swear, it looks more like a parody of a social experiment than an actual social experiment.
Hila does not approve of Ethan's cherry grab.
Those reactions in the J-Salad video are fake as fuck. They're not even trying to hide it.
The thing that immediately identifies these kinds of pranks as fake to me as an audio engineer is that the so-called "strangers" in the videos always produce clear and perfect audio. In order for that to happen, one of three things has to take place, since there are really only three ways to mic people up in these types of setups (there are other, rarely used setups, but a Youtube prank channel isn't going to use anything besides these three):
1) You use a lavalier, or "clip on", mic. These are easy to hide and are usually the best solution for videos like these where they are not on a set. The issues here are that first of all, you have to spend some time physically micing up the actor so that the cables are hidden and the mic is in a good spot to pick up their voice and not pickup the sound of their clothes ruffling. The other issue is that lavalier mics do not have a large pickup range, so that they mostly only get the sound of the micd person speaking. Someone coming and sitting down next to or standing next to a person who is micd up would not provide the clarity of audio that is present in this video.
2) You could use a boom mic, which is a highly directional mic kept on a long pole held by the boom operator, who points the mic in the direction of the person talking, and it picks up the audio really well. These are nice because you don't have to physically mic up the person speaking, just point the mic toward their mouth and you get a pretty good sound. The problem with this is that a boom mic is the opposite of an inconspicuous setup--there's pretty much no way to hide that you're using one. You can film so that it's never in the shot of the camera, but in real life, it will be very visible, and very obvious you are using it to film something. While a camera can hide, a boom mic can not.
3) Lastly, you could use a plant mic, which is a hidden mic that is "planted" somewhere in the shot to pickup audio that would otherwise be difficult to capture with a boom or lav mic. These are probably the most rarely used because the actor has to be standing in just the right spot to get good audio. In other words, this setup very well may have been used for this video, but the "strangers" would have been told beforehand exactly where they needed to stand for their voices to be picked up--i.e. they are actors.
I suppose there is a fourth option and that is to use a mic connected to the camera (not the built-in mic), which is usually a mic similar to the boom mic, but that severely limits the amount of hiding the cameraman can do and is going to be pretty much useless for the shots that they got (camera is either too far away to pick up clear audio or the actor is facing away from the camera). This is the quickest and easiest way to tell if any prank show is fake (aside from the fact that this video is obviously fake on several other levels). Comedy prank shows are split--shows like Nathan For You are more likely to be real because the people in it are perfectly aware they are on camera, and so they get micd up and there's no trying to hide that. Other shows, like The Carbonaro Effect, I'm not so sure on because it's made out to seem like the people don't know they are on camera, but the audio is always clear regardless of whether they are on a set or outside. If it's in a fake set, it's plausible because you can manipulate the room for your needs. If it's out on the street, there's pretty much no way it's real. This is why most real hidden camera videos you see on Youtube or wherever have either no audio or bad audio. If the audio is perfectly clear, be cautious. This video is 100% fake.