So It’s Wolf of Wall Street, but for When He Gets Married

[Music] hey how's it going man is that uh is it your girl that just left uh she's just a friend yeah that's a beautiful friend yeah thank you so you get a lot of girls i do all right for myself you know i see that girl around i see i see a lot of girls around you i'm just i'm just wondering how do you how do you do it what do you what do you mean how do i do it i'm just trying to put it all together right i mean you're pretty average looking guy i mean you're maybe five nine with those shoes on you got smoke show after smoke show coming to dinner with you i'm just um i'm not understanding how many dates a week you should go on i don't know five dates last week the [ __ ] out of here i'm serious i'm serious too seriously how many dates you've won this week i told you five well technically six one was just a coffee date some yerba mate new age hippie chicks went on six dates in one week yeah i'll tell you what you showed me the dms of the six girls you went on a date with this week i call things off with my go right now and i come kick it with you hey baby what's up no yeah everything's fine hey listen it's over and he did end things with this girl yeah well i'm tired of taking your stupid instagram photos in front of a brick wall it's not art which i did think was a bit odd i mean i just met you 600 followers you're a nobody you couldn't even sell a foot pick to tarantino then there were these rumors i heard some stupid stuff how do you want to bring it up some of me yeah you know people say stuff i don't even listen to it half the time you know stupid what they say something like you're about to get married or something like that no no no no it's not like that stupid i don't even listen to it yeah no like i did you know you know propose to my girlfriend and like get her a ring or whatever but like it's not it's not like what you think and she posted like a surprise instagram video at the dodger game like a proposal surprise you know we were on the jumbo jump yeah seventh inning stretch yeah you know like take me out to the ball game and then and then i went and did it i mean aren't you worried about the one woman for the rest of your life thing i mean correct me if i'm wrong we've been going out you're kind of kind of cheating on her i mean cheating is a part of every marriage naturally right you know the way i'm seeing it is like you know i'm not gonna let some [ __ ] you know cheat on my wife you know if anybody's gonna cheat on my wife you know it should be me you know out of respect i mean aren't you cheating on her with like a family member yeah my side piece is the sister of my fiance and you're not worried about like that family dynamic the psychological and emotional damage you're gonna eventually cause to your kids you know if you do take that route there's a pretty high percentage chance that like you know i've [ __ ] up my kids life and like only see them on the weekends type of thing but you know there's going to be risk in any any marriage regardless right you know whether you're bumping uglies with your wife's sister or not what if she were to catch you with her sister well i would just say like join in you know like join in and then if not you know like just take the kids go you're free now you know you guys don't pay for [ __ ] anyway so it's like it's no sweat off me you know just [ __ ] bro i knew it not like we would go to like a legitimate government institution that's equipped to handle this type of thing you know like a court or a child services like a judge yeah judge judy yeah i heard she's good so then you're going into this marriage with a divorce already in my logically speaking you know you think at some point you know maybe she works up enough strength to you know serve me the papers or whatever and then you know we get into the nasty uh litigation custody process all that kind of stuff you know my kids are up testifying against me you know saying that they hate me and they never want to see me again they never loved you typing maybe i eventually make an effort to be a part of their lives or whatever but it's like at that point it's too late they would be very broken you know it's too late like they don't want nothing to do with me rightfully so you know now there's a step dad in the picture you know my kids are calling him dad you know which is which is kind of [ __ ] up yeah you know they didn't feel safe with me i mean i was never around and he's he's the main father figure at that but it's like am i gonna let the downfall of my marriage and the emotional trauma that i've caused my children prevent me from going and chasing fours you know when i go out with the boys and the answer is no well if it makes you happy god bless you buddy i'm obviously very happy as you can see you know i'm ready for a commitment be my best man

Channel: Stevie Emerson

Views: 783,560

Keywords: wolf, of, wall, street, slappers, only, stevie, emerson, quit, my, job, married

Id: NEuBU78V0Aw

Length: 5min 21sec (321 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 04 2021