Snatch Game of Love | S5 E5 | RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars

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from the heart of Hollywood it's time to play snatch game of love and here's the matchmaker himself Roopa welcome love is in the air so let's meet our celebrity snatch larette's first up Oscar Grammy Golden Globe winner Lady gaga hello Roo you know there could be a hundred people in a room and maybe 99 of them don't believe in you but one of them has $100,000 to give away so I'm happy to be here okay up next it's the legendary astrologer Walter Mercado thank you divine for having me now do you see love in your future I see many big things in my future like what one of them is not love and next we have makeup mogul Jeffrey Stehr is here hi how are you now Jeffrey you want to know what's the foundation for a healthy relationship Oh baby the foundation is all body fluids all body fluids some really strong foundation all right lovers are you ready to play a snatch game of love pool on divine go let's close that sugar wall all right originally from the ATL our first snatchler is a real peach welcome Tommy Dorfman [Applause] hi Tommy I real look at that outfit that is so gorgeous Thank You Tommy are you feeling the love primarily from my gut down Oh from your cut down that's a good job maybe because the boss is cutting off my circulation all right now here's how the game works you ask our celebrities some very personal questions and they try to woo you with their answers now when the buzzer goes off you choose your dreams snatch alright let's get started okay contestant number one finish this sentence women are jealous of my blank my sense of smell is that too on-the-nose perfect contestant number two women are jealous of my blank women are always jealous about my sixth sense because I can predict the future and I can see the present I bet you you have a belt right now incredible contestant number three women are jealous of my big pink vault vault it holds many things Oh like money and stuff and private belonging okay all right it's hard to watch contestant number two based on what contestant number one is wearing right now what would their fashion line be called well I am looking here and I think the fashion line could be called a star is born into poverty it was my question dumb beats do you want to answer yes he looks like purple toilet paper that's all alright contestant number three gently blow into contestant two's face contestant two what does contestant freeze breath smell like it smells like confucian I am a psychic and I can tell she's confused and she regrets being here contestant 3 what does contestant number two's breath smell like Oh smells like a cheap wig cheap dollar store cosmetics vodka with a splash of regret poof you didn't see that one coming mm-hmm neither are you [Music] contestant number one what flavor of ice cream best describes you and convinced me why I should lick you well as an Italian New Yorker who's a New Yorker with an Italian background I don't think I'm an ice-cream I'm more of a gelato and if you want to know about my flavor I can't remember avocado can't relate I thought I was an American Horror Story the star is unborn Jeffrey star is unborn right now I keep it very simple you know just like my hair I'm gonna say vanilla because everybody loves vanilla man pick me it doesn't take that sticks and baby contestant number three well I wrote a little something for you okay I'll give you Dairy Queen pink dreams tongue all on your ice cream open up my thighs show you the surprise oh I didn't see that one coming with dark to cool that down contestant number three mm-hmm if you could possess one superpower what would it be and how would you use it on me um probably to fly so we can get up out of this [ __ ] I can grab you we can fly and I can feed you this ice-cream sandwich between these legs [Music] there's our buzzer times up Tommy who do you choose will it be snatchler at number one number two or number three I'm gonna have to go with contestant number two oh I saw that coming I am psychic but before you meet snatchler at number two let's meet who you didn't choose Tommy meet Lady gaga such a pleasure oh my goodness Tommy say hello to Geoffrey star hi how are you oh yeah I'd call me he's not a real psychic he'll never see a couple alright Tommy a sugar wall stands between you and your dream snatch move that ball Tommy its Walter I was looking in my future and I saw you coming yes well there you have it another snatch made in heaven don't go anywhere we'll be right back with more snatch game of love after this after you good luck you two have fun welcome back to the snatch game of love let's meet our next batch of celebrity snatched the rats first up it's America's Sweetheart Ellen DeGeneres how do you rule now Ellen when it comes to romance how important is a sense of humor romance I already have a wife at home you do don't you all right she's back back back again it's the legendary Eartha Kitt Hello Kitty gasps yes no Eartha does love have nine lives love has many lives like yes and I know anything he likes [ __ ] too [Laughter] The Godfather of reality dating shows its Flavor Flav I'm so excited to be here I'm on cloud nine I feel like my feet can touch the floor look at him Ginger's the Khan stroke man tear it apart I'm stranger than fiction but better than this is gonna be good all right are you all ready to snatch a snatchler tonight I've never been ready love a good snatch sugar wall our next snatchler hails from the great white north but I gotta be white please welcome Jeffrey Boyer Chapman [Music] hi Jeffrey alright it's been a while you look good thank you so you're single again I see looking for love wait wait a minute [Music] is that the shirt I bought you it still smells like you okay let's play the snatch game of love let's do this contestant number one finish this sentence when people meet me the first thing they notice is blank no complaints and not many symptoms these days or a contestant number two the same question the first thing somebody notices about me is my big wet smile contestant number three what they normally notice is my big 14-inch contestant number two I'm originally from Canada so if we went up there for a winter visit how would you keep me warm at nights I would centrally walk to the thermostat I need a woman like you in my life don't work out we shebang in the parking lot juju and Shay are doing so great I should feel terrible but I'm laughing too hard to worry about that this is a masterpiece contestant number three same question the best way to keep warm is the pile in a bed with six other [ __ ] and block [ __ ] I mean chica Pomeranians some dogs are so cute Oh Pleasant or contestant number one well you know what have to bring the necessities with me I'd have to bring my Butler but to my gardener Rosa and my housekeeper Jennifer and we'd all pile up together like penguins and squawk to keep warm all right white people right back in my day we called this white noise contestant number three starting with the line roses are red recite a romantic poem about why I should pick you roses are red buses is yellow I just realized you contestant number two roses are red violets are blue pick me cuz I love you with mad creative you know you remind me a lot of my mom she was ball headed to contestant number one pretend that you were frog and I'm a prince and convinced me to kiss you you I think I'll have to pass it on to the next one alright contestant number two same question okay [ __ ] ribbit I am a lady frog and you are a sweet prince I am convincing you oh there goes my gold-plated ring child support checks I didn't turn there just so I could get do Oh Geoffrey that means time is up it's time to decide who snatched your heart is it snatchler at number one number two or number three contestant number three [Music] all right Geoffrey let's meet the to snatch the Reds you didn't choose say hello to Ellen DeGeneres Geoffrey say hello to the great Eartha Kitt geoffery only a thin pink sugar wall stands between you and the snatch of your dreams say hello to [Applause] [Music] so what we going to Red Lobster away got it biscuits on you and maybe later on meat till next time everybody say love everybody say different why didn't you call me back you had me at hello hello hello what [Music] do you want everything RuPaul's Drag Race at your fingertips then head over to YouTube now and subscribe to the RuPaul's Drag Race channel and you will get all the episodes of everything you ever want including brand new episodes of what's your pack in high
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Channel: RuPaul's Drag Race
Views: 736,752
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Keywords: vh1, rupaul, rupaul's drag race, drag race, flavor flav, eartha kitt, ellen degeneres, Walter Mercado, jeffree star, lady gaga
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Length: 15min 30sec (930 seconds)
Published: Mon Jul 06 2020
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