Smooth Moves To Get The Girls

bartenders have read it what's the smoothest move you've ever witnessed someone put on the opposite sex i was in a very strange bar it was my going away present from my co-workers one of my older co-workers like 40 to 50ish sees this lady enter with a dog the bar allowed dogs it was freezing cold and dogs were everywhere he changes the conversation to what kind of dog do you think that is i think the group settled on cocker spaniel mix he gets up asks the lady if her dog is a cocker spaniel asks if it likes treats what dog doesn't he had saved dog treats in his coat pocket for some reason the dog is stoked he's going on about how he used to have one pretty sure he didn't and for the rest of the night they were hitting it off i was the only person in our group that noticed his insane success miss that crowd of people not the job though i'm late to the party but as i was bartending i heard one guy say i'd never forgive myself if i didn't ask for your number and the girl said sure want it now or tomorrow morning he looked at me bewildered i nodded him on smoove move girl definitely now what are the odds i'll bump into you again tomorrow morning i was not a tender at the time but have been for over 15 years a friend and i were having a beer or seven while waiting for our pool league to start the bartender was really cute personality cute with a fantastic smile we were all a bit smitten the bar was slow and she was leaned over talking to us and i could tell he was on fire he asked for another beer and as she reached for it he blew a smoke ring that seemed to slowly grow in size her back was to him when he released this majestic ring as she turned around the motion of her body caused it to slow down i swear time almost stopped here and as she set the beer in front of him the ring just hovered ever so gently over the bottle then slid slowly over the bottle down stem growing just enough over the shaft and hit the bar gently dissipating when she looked up he was staring into her eyes she said softly that's the sexiest thing i have ever seen a slight pause and he grinned winked and slapped to five on the bar we walked away to meet some friends who had just walked in he leans into to me and says no way in hell i could pull that off on purpose i just lost it and we shared a laugh next thing we knew they were together time passes by and friends grow apart last i knew they were still together 20 years later and i still remember that is the smoothest thing i have ever seen and i am a grown ass man sorry for the long story the question just reminded me of a great memory so i had to share thanks i work a pretty nice tropical mixology bar one night we had casual nights so to speak so instead of my usual button-up shirt i wore sleeveless tank that said sleeping with the bartender won't get you free drinks but it's worth a shot saw it online and i printed three one for me two for my fellow bartenders i did it cause i thought i'd be funny well [ __ ] it worked not only did we get a stupidly high amount of tips like 200 bucks each but we all went home with a girl that night wow i bet she was exhausted not a smooth move at all but still somewhat interesting i worked at a fancy restaurant where the drinks were about 15 a pop we would get celebrities and sports people on a regular basis however the majority of our bar customers were regulars who came in three to five times a week one slower night some due sports came in and sat at the bar he got a drink and asked about the cute girl on the other side of the bar before i could even say anything he was all bluster bluster i'm gonna take her back to the hotel i laugh at him because him he tells me to send her a really expensive drink he doesn't ask what she's drinking already or if maybe i know what she likes he's just abrupt and says send her a drink i don't even have time to say anything before this aspag says you know what i snort so hard because this is just magical fun time for me at this point i tell him she's not going to be into this sort of thing and maybe he should just say hi first this guy though he tells me this works every time i offer him a few expensive choices and he just says the good stuff the good stuff so i walk over to carrie and tell her what's the guy's doing i've known carrie for around five years at this point she comes in with her family at least twice a week and she's like a little sister to everyone a hot little sister but a little sister nonetheless she also has a fiance who is pretty cool she is appropriately creeped out and i offer to do whatever she wants because again him she says to tell him she's good but thanks for the offer she even smiles and waves with her glass showing him it's full i go and tell him what she said the dude is a douche nugget but i don't want to make 10 50 drinks just to be an [ __ ] oh my lord this poor says make the drinks and send her 10 pieces of chocolate cake too i shake my head and tell him she's not interested whatsoever little sports ball man looks at me like i'm an idiot and tells me to just do it it then let's do it i go back to the kitchen and let them know what's going on they know carrie too chef gives me a smile and says he's on it i go back to the bar and pour 10 neat shots of some overpriced scotch i can't remember what it was and lay them out for her the chef and the gm of the restaurant come out in tuxes and chef's whites to deliver the cake to her i kid you not her family shows up while we are in the middle of laying things out and her man comes in a few minutes after that they are having fun with the booze and the cake while sports ball is sitting on the other side of the bar alone her fiance went over and thanked the guy for all of the stuff afterwards sports guy asks for his check without looking at me i drop it and he lays out some cash and walks away without saying anything he tipped about average i had some scotch and chocolate cake i bartended at a gay bar for a while so not a damn thing yes this stuck with me through the years i worked at a restaurant for bar that went batshit crazy and friends at night sunday was industry night and local bar staff would come hang out play pool and enjoy half-price drinks girl shows up that i'd seen before but couldn't place she was kind and engaging but i think she was giving signs midway through the night she asked about playing pool we'd open the table for staff night the process required you to crouch down and unlock a side panel to access the balls while kneeling she walked past me from behind and casually ran one finger from shoulder blade to shoulder blade i was surprised but there's no missing that sign when i stood up and met her eyes the whole context was set and there she was with a knowing playful slightly mischievous look on her face i've never been picked up so well so confidently and so elegantly before turns out she was a bartender from a spot a little further away that i'd been to a few times she found out who i was and came with intention we dated for several months liked her more than most in fact i'm a go creeper on social media i was visiting a friend at another college when we went to a huge party with an open bar i was making a drink when i noticed the ice bucket was empty went to the freezer emptied the ice tray into the bucket went to the sink and filled the ice tray with water and returned the tray to the freezer one of the girls living in the house came over and said it was the sexiest thing she had ever seen my buddy has a stupid good voice plays in a hawaiian reggae band in the town we live in everyone knows who he is he's a good guy with a ton of personality one night he finished a set and a girl walked up and said jeff how come you never sing me a song she asked this because he had dedicated a song to a friend that night anyway his response was to sing her kiss the girl from the little mermaid she melted after the chorus he leaned in and kissed her it belonged in barney stinson's playbook to this day i am amazed it worked stupid good voice good guy with tons of personality sang a love song for that girl why are you surprised not a bartender but i was nearby while a pledge brother of mine was chatting with a girl things were going well and he tries to kiss her she shies away and says she isn't into pda his response was good thing my bedroom door has a lock they immediately left together i was in awe when i was shoving beer across this bar a few years back i had two quite hot girls sitting at my bar one of them gave me a few looks that were a little beyond maybe we'll get some free drinks it wasn't really crowded so i overheard a bit of their conversation the girl who gave me the look said something like isn't really crowded here today i looked over to her and said well how would like this to end she looked me straight in the eyes waited around a second and just said simultaneously she was actually looking to make a suicide pact not a bartender but watched a buddy pull this off so there is this beautiful chick and this dude is trying to talk to her and clearly she is not into it so my buddy buys two beers and walks right up to her and sits down and says hey babe i got you a beer i saw the words come out of his mouth from across the noisy bar and there was a split second moment of suspense she immediately grabbed him by the arm and replied thanks babe i was utterly shocked that it worked first dude promptly bailed and like 20 minutes later my buddy was making out with that chick haha there you have it folks confidence you might have just watched a will smith movie instead of going to the bar not a bartender but the smoothest move i've ever witnessed was a guy we were out with walked up to this stunning girl in a nightclub the sort that even the most trying of guys didn't bother with because she had high maintenance and way out of your league stamped all over her and went not looking for a relationship just casual sex fancy coming back with me tonight he was confident and cocky but certainly not the best looking lad in the world she looked him up and down chuckled and went all right that was the last we saw of him that evening group of about 20 guys left speechless after it happened i will never believe stories where this happens not now not ever reading these comments confirm i'm dying alone well what if it's a multi-car pileup i tended bar for a local youth club of sorts for a couple of years on weekends there was one guy who was trying to hook up with one particular girl i knew them both which he did over the course of several weeks every time she'd come up to the bar he'd be somewhere near or in another spot at the bar and he'd just smile whenever he caught her eye like he knew her eventually she went up and talked to him to try and figure out where he knew her from he didn't it was just the slowest most deliberate game of don't i know you from somewhere i've ever seen the weren't together for long 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Length: 11min 57sec (717 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 03 2021