SML Movie- The Time Machine!2023-Full Episode

oh Jeffy what was that it's my paper toy he shoots balls don't shoot me with that again okay J oh my God my balls Mar are you okay he shot me in the nuts baby Jeffy if you do that again you're grounded okay I understand that really worked see Marvin a little gentle parenting is all it takes you don't have to yell all the time I guess you're right all right that's it Jeffy you're grounded I don't know who Jeffy is my name's Harold Jeffy you're still grounded well you didn't even give Harold a chance you told Jeffy not hit you with the beaver toy anymore Jeffy I don't care who what what disguise you're wearing you're grounded no matter what I don't know who this Jeffy character is who's that stay right here Harold hello hey Marvin uh Goodman I don't have my house payment this month I figured you didn't but I'm not here to take something from you I'm here to give you something what what are you going to give me see these Marvin these are two free tickets to the Super Bowl you're going to give me two tickets to the Super Bowl why well because when I bought them I didn't see what seats they were but I later found out that they're Row one in Zone ew poor I don't want to sit in poor seating so I spent $2 million so I could sit next to Patrick Mahomes during the Super Bowl so you're just going to give me those tickets yeah Marvin here take them for free yep for free come on okay what's the catch there is no catch you just got to find your own way to the Super Bowl well it's tomorrow how am I going to get to Arizona we're in Florida start walking I don't know find your own way but I got to board my private jet right now C can I fly on the jet ew no be grateful for what you have don't start asking for more handoffs poor okay baby baby baby what's wrong Marvin Goodman just gave me two tickets to the Super Bowl that's exciting why he said he didn't want them anymore so he just gave them to me oh well who's playing it's the Chiefs and the Eagles oh I love the Kentucky chiefs it's the Kansas City Chiefs yeah the Kansas City queefs get it right Mommy so you going to go with me I don't know Marvin I don't know a lot about sports ball is that the one with the home runs or the basket Grand Slams LeBron James Sprite cranberry yeah maybe you shouldn't go can Harold go no Jeffy I think the Super Bowl is going to be over stimulating to you well the Hub over stimulates me and makes me produce Elmer's glue in my pants all right Jeffy just just go do something else go play with a toy or something well I have to take a dump anyway well Jeffy make sure you pull on your pants before you take the dump who are you going to ask to go with you Marvin I don't know I don't know anyone who wants to go to the Super Bowl oh my bibs did I hit it you got two tickets to the Super Bowl yes I have two tickets to the Super Bowl can I go well are you even really Chiefs fan yeah name one player well well they gotes and then they got P Edward underwear and then they got Patty my homeboy well I I need to think about who I'm taking I I'll let you know if I'm going to take you or not okay go well I'm sitting here until you decide if I can goes or not I need to think about it douge just just give me a few hours just go go over there but look I can be the quarterback Patty my homeboy blue for the tubes sh hop hop hop you ain't catching duy just go away and I will let you know if I'm taking you or not okay Morphin Jeffy keeps flushing the toilet over and over again oh no hopefully he didn't clog it Jeffy you better not have clogged the toilet don't get mad I'm trying to fix it Jeffy what are you doing what I pooped in the toilet and the poop clogged the toilet and then it started overflowing so I put a lot of toilet paper in there to try to suck up on the water but it keeps getting stuck Jeffy you're clogging the toilet even more well I can't win so I'm just going to cry listen Jeffy I'll just call a plumber I'll call a plumber oh God baby Jeffy just clogged the toilet I'm so mad oh Marvin he didn't do it on purpose oh he did it on purpose you didn't see it I just called a plumber heia somebody call a plumber oh yes I did call you there's a huge clog toilet in there I'm talking big stinky clogged and shitty great great that's exactly what I love to hear oh man I sure love my job I love to just dig through other people's [ __ ] cuz that's what I do for a living you know I don't really have a whole lot in life to look forward to even the Super Bowl sucks this year I hate both teams I wish they'd both lose God I miss Tom Brady oh you hate both teams yeah I hate them because I have two tickets to the Super Bowl and I don't really know who I was going to take and I thought maybe I could take you you said you had two tickets to the Super Bowl cuz I'm a big Chiefs guy I love the Chiefs go Chiefs you just said you hated both teams no no I I didn't say that I said I hated the Eagles cuz I love the Chiefs why do you hate the Eagles cuz they beat Tom Brady but but not the Chiefs I love the Chiefs go Chiefs what's going on okay listen man I just unclogged a toilet at this really hot chick's house and she's a big Chiefs fan and she said she would do literally anything to go to the Super Bowl so I'm thinking if you give me those tickets I can take her to the Super Bowl and she can get nasty aren't you married aren't you supposed to be minding your own business well listen I was only going to give away one ticket cuz I was going to go oh come on man you don't you don't need to go I need to go I need to go with her Marvin what about douge yeah I have this other friend that wants to go but who even is douge come on man we've been friends for years I'm your doctor I'm about to unclog your toilet Marvin I think the only fair thing to do is to have a competition you're right I can have a competition and whoever wins gets the tickets douge get in here o my bibs did you decide if I can go to the Super SP I decided we're going to have a competition and the winner gets the tickets and I'll stay back and watch it at home with rose what kind of competi um I got an idea come on all right guys here's the competition jeffy's going to shoot these Nerf rockets at you and whoever catches the most Rockets wins the tickets we're going to do it one at a time so brooken guy you're going first oh I got this I'm definitely going to win I can catch anything right here okay hey Jeffy shoot the first rocket oh okay all right I didn't think it was going to go that fast okay this next one I got it I got it ooh that was so close Okay you only have two more chances Jeffy shoot the next one oh damn you said Nerf makes that thing it's going like 1,000 miles an hour ooh you only have one more chance Brooklyn guy you got to at least catch one all right Jeffy shoot it hey I got it I got it all right brooken guy that's one catch for you okay douge if you can catch more than one you win good luck try to beat one all right douge here's your first one that was so really fast oh my God he almost caught that I can't risk him getting those tickets hold on this laser pointer should help ooh here's the second one I couldn't see nothing there was something in my eye H it worked oh no my laser pointer died all right douge if you don't catch this one brooken guy wins the tickets we're going to do [Music] something brooken guy you're the winner ha you suck too bad the fan was on or else you could have caught that all right give me those tickets give me well you did win them fair and square yeah that's right I I did I definitely did not cheat which is what I'm going to do on my wife um Marvin I've been thinking I kind of want to go to the Super Bowl wa no no no you shut up you had your chance but I want to see the Kentucky chiefs she doesn't even know the name of the damn team you give me these you're going to be really happy when you see me at the Super bowl next to the girl with a big fat anus and I know it's fat cuz I've seen her shits thank you well baby we should probably go to sleep the Super Bowls tomorrow yeah it's going to be a big day yeah you got the snacks ready for tomorrow right yes all the snacks all right let's go woo it's Super Bowl time go Kentucky it's Kansas City baby look Marvin I got us a whole bunch of healthy snacks we have fruit and we have cheit and we have chewy granola baby where's the hot wings and the Doritos Marvin you need to lay off the junk food hold on my phone's ringing it's Brooklyn guy calling he's probably calling to brag about his tickets hello hey man uh emergency what's wrong well you remember those tickets you gave me you didn't lose them did you no they're not tickets they're like some kind of pregame Hospitality [ __ ] that I can't even get into cuz I don't have a ticket no no no those are tickets they're Row one inzone listen dumbass I tried to get in with those and they told me it was a Hospitality thing and I can't get in without a ticket cuz I need a ticket well I gave you what I gave you well I don't know what to do man I'm at the stadium I'm here here the girl wants to know what's going on and I'm like oh this happens all the time it's just you know rich people problems but there's no way she's going to be a knob Goblin if we don't get into this game well listen the game starts in a few hours just try to buy tickets buy tickets if I could AFF four tickets I wouldn't need your tickets I don't know what to do man I need two tickets dog well I I can't afford tickets either I gave you what I got okay okay uh I I I I need your help to lie uh what's that Mr President you need me to not go to the Super Bowl because you need to meet me so you can give me $1 trillion okay right away sir oh sorry babe I have to go see the president I'll be right back okay I think she bought it oh okay what's wrong Marvin those tickets that Goodman gave me they weren't tickets they don't they don't work really good thing we didn't go yeah I feel bad for Brooklyn guy though he went all the way out there hey I'm back what how'd you get back so fast there were non-stop flights well the game starts in 5 minutes good thing you made it yeah great I want to show you something see right there where it says game ticket require fired for entry to hospitality in stadium yeah no ticket well where's the girl oh I left her in Phoenix she's still waiting for me to come back which I am not going to do well you want to watch the game here yeah sure do you want a snack what do you got we have some Che itss oh hell yeah I want some cheit give me that snack mix die you die who the hell puts pretzels and chees it's God this is the worst day of my life who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl I don't care Kentucky yeah [ __ ] it you know what go Kentucky oh everyone sh the commercials are starting woman I'm home where is my dinner oh no he's home woman did you burn dinner again I I'm sorry you know I'm learning learn this stickers H you feel better now yeah I don't want to hit you anymore and Snickers made me feel better you're not you when you're hungry Snickers really satisfies man I bet my wife wishes I had a Snickers sometimes I get like that after [Music] work ooh the game starting all right score predictions who's going to win Kentucky by 30 but what's the score prediction 30 to 17 Kentucky I think the Eagles are going to win 28 to 24 I hope everyone just has fun ooh o coin toss predictions heads or tails I don't give a [ __ ] heads or Tails tals I just want to know the year of the quarter ooh what color Gatorade are they going to pour on the winning team yellow I hope it's Gatorade zero how would we even know that huh so guys what do you want to do today well today's my birthday I don't know dude what do you want to do I don't know I'm bored you want to play board games ah n that's boring dude today's my birthday we should do something fun yeah you want to ask Cody what he wants to do yeah let's do that today's my birthday though all right let's ask Cody okay today's my birthday Cody what do you want to do today I want to celebrate my birthday oh oh cool when is it it's today today's your birthday yeah that's what I've been saying you should have just said something I did several times you did yeah well well how old are you turning I'm 12 F12 F the police F the p h yeah oh what do you want to do for your birthday I don't know what to do junior we should do something really fun okay like what oh let's watch TV oh how exciting are you cool then you need to come to the coolest party ever Chuck-E-Cheese after dark you can turn up with the one and only Charles entertainment cheese and experience an all new type of ball pit come now must be 10 years or older to enter bring your ID w we should totally go to that oh yeah dude it looks so awesome yeah that's the perfect place to go yeah we should go tomorrow oh yeah dude or today why do we go today oh because today is it's Saturday and we don't have school tomorrow oh yeah dude we can stay there all night we can stay there all night yeah but today is also my birthday oh yeah you did just tell us that dude I totally forgot we can celebrate you turning 12 man F12 he's probably wearing a wire snitch all right Joseph you're acting absolutely ridiculous one more Outburst like that and you're going home dude I'm sorry maybe I'm overreacting maybe I'm overreacting yeah yeah so anyway we can go celebrate your birthday Cody cuz you're turning to you're turning that age yeah I mean you have to be 10 years and up right and and I'm 11 and Jose is 11 and you're 12 man if all right all right I'm calm down I'm going calm down all right so everyone grab your IDs and let's go to Chuck-E-Cheese that's okay oh man guys I can't wait for this party he hey IDs I got to see your IDs to make sure you T or older oh guys you got your IDs yeah oh hey Roy what's up my man go on in what you didn't an ID Roy come on dude it's Roy giard he doesn't need an ID he get to the Super Bowl without a ticket if he needed to but he had a ticket but he didn't pay for it I'll tell you that much okay well um here's my ID let's see here uh you're 11 years old all right go on in awesome here's my ID let's take a look yeah you're 11 go on in here's my uh let's see o no sorry kid it says right here you're 3 years old but no I'm not I'm 12 what's the problem he says I can't get in cuz I'm 3 years old well how's he 3 years old well he was born on February 29th and there's only been three of those since 2008 so he's 3 years old you're 3 years old Cody no I'm 12 well sorry kid you can't get in yeah that sucks Cody we'll see you back at my house but but but guys sorry kid you're going to have to get off the property no they wouldn't let me in I'm not 3 years old I just want to go to Chuck ech Cheese Man Joseph that was the coolest party ever dude I know look at all these tickets I know and look at my squishy Chuck-E-Cheese head oh dude look at my laser gun wa oh dude it's awesome what guys you went without me Cody why didn't you go well I tried but they wouldn't let me in why wouldn't they let you in because they thought I was 3 years old Junior you were standing right next to me when it happened well are you 3 years old no I'm 12 man F12 I swear to God if I see 12 well I'm going bust a cap in their butt like go home what yeah go home that's it you're kicked out of the video I gave you I gave you one last one and get out can I get a ticket yeah take the ticket you're gone that's it no unacceptable unacceptable I'm sorry about that Cody yeah he needed to go yeah he did so what you're 3 years old or something but no I'm not 3 years old Junior I'm 12 okay then why did they think you were 3 years old okay Junior look I was born on February 29th now that day has only happened three times since I've been born born so technically I've only ever had three birthdays okay so you're 3 years old that makes sense no Junior I'm 12 then why haven't you had 12 birthdays Junior look the important thing is that I don't want to be born on February 29th well the only thing you can do is go back in time and stop yourself from being born on that day well I guess I could get a cardboard box and write time machine on it and make it into a time machine well let's do that all right I'll be right back I'm going to The UPS Store okay behold Junior time machine time machine time machine patent pending wa a time machine what's it do well it's a time machine Junior it lets you travel forward and backward in time okay so this is what I was thinking I think we should go back in time to the day before your parents boed and make them boink on that day so that you're born a day before Oh that's a good idea I didn't even think of that okay so how do we do it uh well you got to put a quarter in it a quarter yeah well I figured if I was going to make a time machine I might as well make a little bit of money off of it well now we have to pay a quarter I don't even have a quarter well I have one quarter but we have to get this right on the first try oh okay well put it in okay okay so what day do we have to go like 9 months before you were born uh so that would be May 28th 2007 yeah yeah so so 9 month and one day before you were born yeah okay uh so May 28 2007 um well Junior those buttons don't work they're just Bits of Paper oh yeah okay well we just get in it yeah yeah just just come on okay all right Cody were here we're at your parents house on May 28th 2007 we just have to make your parents do it today instead of tomorrow but Junior how are we going to make my parents do it just leave that at me Cody good night Tyrone I really hope robers don't break in and kill us in our sleep oh no baby the good Lord wouldn't let that happen plus my cousin already locked up hey hey baby you want to fool around a little bit oh not tonight Tyrone I have diarrhea a come on baby see now I know you're lying because that hasn't stopped us before no means no Tyrone don't make me write a me too tweet all right all right you right I got to respect your wishes as a woman your body your choice oh Tyrone you're so sexy and heart or have me right now oh baby you changed your mind no Tyrone I said no and that's final come on baby you must be bipolar or something cuz I heard something totally different Tyrone don't make me call the police all right all right God oh Tyrone I changed my mind I want to do it right now oh baby you can have me get off of me Tyrone I'm calling the cops that's it baby we married all right all right you're coming with me and you're going to jail for a long time yeah that's right lock them up but baby I'm sorry no means no Tyrone now you have fun rotting in jail oh God Junior you get my dad arrested I was just trying to make him do it but my mom had diarrhea oh so she's not going to have diarrhea tomorrow when they do it well no I guess not and now they're not going to do it tomorrow because my dad's in jail and now I'll never even be born okay okay how about we go to May 29th the day they did it and we sto them from doing it yeah I guess that would be easier all right let's get in the time of go to May 29th okay we need a quarter ah dang it um is there a quarter around here oh look Cody look look what's behind your ear who yeah okay let's go okay we're here on May 29th let's stop your parents from doing it okay but try not to get anyone arrested this time no one's going to get arrested so Tyrone my diarrhea is all clear it up and I'm ready to go baby you know how to get me there oh when we ran out of toilet paper too oh don't tease me now don't tease me oh Tyrone I'm here you sent me a picture of your sausage and you told me to come taste it what Tyrone who is this woman baby I have never seen this woman in my entire life well that's what you said about the last few women who walked into our room okay okay on God I've cheated on you three times three different women she ain't one of them what are you talking about Tyrone we've been seeing each other for years now you said you love me oh I think I see what's going on here huh you want a Minaj at okay what what that mean well that means me and her together okay yeah yeah that's what I want I want that yeah come on join us no no no no he he said he said he just wanted me by myself just me and him not his ugly wife he called you ugly what no I didn't say that baby uh I wanted the uh thing you asked for the Minag Twigs oh okay well come on hop in yeah come on come on no no he didn't want a Minag twig he want he wanted one twig he wanted me he wanted me to have his he he he just wants me by myself well Tyrone I don't understand how about we just start and then she can join if she wants to B no no no don't do it don't do it baby Juni sorry Cody I couldn't stop him Junior you could have just taken one for the team you know what give me the wig I'll do it Cody it's not worth it Junior I don't want my birthday to be on February 29th I want to go to Chuck-E-Cheese Cody it's not worth getting with your parents to go to Chuck-E-Cheese yes it is I want to go Cody look I got a better idea how about we go to the day you were born and we stopped mom from giving birth until March 1st what how are we supposed to stop her Junior I don't know distract her what distract her from child birth well tell her to hold it in like holding in a poop I'm not a poop Junior I'm a baby I know you're a baby you're 3 years old and you act like it all the time what okay fine Junior we'll try your idea yes let's go to February 29th 2008 and stop your mom from giving birth until March 1st okay fine we need another quarter H hold on there's probably one in the couch cushions oh yeah okay here's one all right put it in all right let's go all right Cody we're here February 29th 2008 now I have to stop your mom from giving birth well how you going to do that Junior just watch and learn Cody watch and learn oh push baby push well hold on I think I see the head yeah that's definitely a girl we having a baby girl oh what the baby oh I have no idea doctor doctor it's an emergency we need you to the emergency room stat someone has Corona virus but what is it that oh I forgot it's 2008 uh uh some kid was running down the stairs with scissors oh no yeah he had two pairs of scissors oh both eyes both eyes oh man you hate to see it so they need you in there to operate stat but but I'm delivering this baby well what's it here fish breath we need you right now in the emergency rooms look I'll take over okay but have fun all right ma'am I need you to listen to me oh I I know I'm already pushing well no no no I need you to do the opposite I don't push suck it back in what yeah did you you know that today it's illegal to have babies wh why it's a new law whatever baby's born today we have to send it into space they NASA puts it on a spaceship and sends it to Pluto oh no can you believe this the government don't want us having mixed babies that's it yep that that's what it is so if you have a baby today they're going to send it to Pluto so you better just keep it sucked up but but I'm in so much pain come on baby you can hold it you can hold it for one more day yeah your baby's going to be in a lot of pain when they send them to Pluto yeah yeah we don't want that yeah so just until March 1st okay I'll try for the baby yeah just keep it hold in hold it in yeah just keep doing that oh I can't hold it anymore come on baby just hold it a little bit longer a couple more hours yeah just hold it for a few more hours oh I can't come on baby all right I'm back a doctor I can't hold it anymore all right let me take a look mhm now hold on all right there's something fishy going on here that's a balloon b a balloon yeah help me get this balloon out a balloon is she had a balloon in her shirt you're you're not even pregnant you're just faking Judith what's going on here oh Tyrone I have a confession to make I can't really get pregnant wait what you can't get pregnant I told you I wanted to have a baby I know but I thought you'd be mad so I just hit a balloon in my shirt for the last 9 months so how are we going to have a kid that can hopefully get successful so we can live off of his money well you guys could just adopt adopt yeah you know just adopt a kid H I guess we could adopt a kid I mean I wouldn't have to pay child support since he's not mine right but I don't know what do I look adopted I have no idea but yeah you should adopt a kid oh Tyro let's adopt a kid an exotic one oh okay we can do that baby come on let's go get a extic ky she wasn't pregnant Cody your mom wasn't actually pregnant Junior that's impossible this is my birthday maybe we got the date wrong or something no no Cody what if you're adop aded Junior I'm not adopted I look just like my parents you do well yeah I mean well I look like my mom you know I I have her you know like her her um well like I look like my dad you know how he has that and I I kind of I look Junior I'm adopted yeah I'm adopted that actually explains a lot now that I'm thinking about it so who's your real parents Junior I have no idea but my my whole life has been a lie you're adopted yeah uh well we should go back to my house cuz I want to play with my squishy Chuck-E-Cheese head oh okay yeah but um I'm out of change oh I I found a quarter in my pocket oh great yeah so um let's go okay make the noises Cody oh beep boop oh yeah my squishy Chuck-E-Cheese head look how squishy Cody it's pretty squishy Junior what's wrong Cody you're acting like you found out you're adopted or something I did find out I was adopted no kidding Junior you were the one who told me is that right Junior you have the memory of a goldfish Cody who cares if you're adopted or even born in the first place all that matters you're here now thanks a lot Junior that really helps you know I wish my parents had told me that I was adopted it's just that they hid it so well where's my adopted orphan son at hi Dad look I've been looking for your orphan butt everywhere dad am I adopted adopted is a strong word son okay but Dad who are my real parents I am your real father and I will whoop you like your real father if you don't get back to the house and blow out the candles on your adoption day cake yes sir well Cody when are we going to find out who your real parents are well we'll find out someday Junior like next episode on Dragon Ball Z all right Cody you can just go home okay happy 12th birthday man F12 I swear to God if I see them pants again oh thank you for taking us out to eat shf peipe yeah I didn't feel like cooking tonight so what's my treat uh my food was raw and I ate half of it before I noticed so now I'm worried I'm going to get sick would anyone like AAR box no I don't need one hey my food was raw so is there anything we could do about I need one what Joseph you barely tucked your food yeah you only took two bites what's wrong with you Joseph well when you're homeless like me you got to shave for every bite I'm going eat it later uh guys I'm certain it feel kind of sick a here you are sir oh man I can't wait to eat this later wow wasting a perfectly good meal Cody if it was a perfectly good meal it wouldn't be throwing it up hey Chef peipi how can you afford to take us all out to eat that's the thing guys I can't rocket so how are you going to want to pay oh bonus they died and dashed so would call the police sh bab you didn't pay of course I didn't pay that place is too expensive we just can't eat there ever again I don't want to eat there again my food was raw oh you know what guys I'm kind of hungry so I'm going eat my burger show what happened your food I don't know dude that's crazy I can't believe you dude it was you Cody what you just burped that your stomach bragging that you just ate all of Joseph's food no I just had to bur no you were so upset about your Peak ass burger that you ate my burger why I didn't eat your burger it all makes sense Cody you were mad about your food at the restaurant so when we weren't looking you shoveled all of Jose's food in your mouth like a fatty no I didn't you're just like your mom a big fat whale cow yeah you obese ogre yeah big fat ogre well I didn't eat your food no no you're just like your mom the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree so your mom eats all the apples cuz she's fat and then she picks her teeth with a tree like a toothpick fatty MC fat fat so fat I don't know what you're talking about I didn't eat Joseph's food then then where's his food at well I don't know maybe it fell out into your mouth cuz you're fat yeah or maybe maybe he picked up the wrong box that's exactly what a fat person who eats someone's to-go box would say fat excuses yeah big fat excuses okay what what what can I do to prove it let me let me smell your breath what why because then I can smell that you ate Joseph's food but we all had the same food it's going to smell the same no Joseph's Burger smell different let me smell okay oh it smells like Joseph Burger I knew knew it I knew it so so fat I didn't eat your goddamn Burger okay then go step on a scale what I want to weigh you if you weigh like you have two burgers in your belly then that means you ate it you don't even know how much I weighed before I ate you look super fat right now you look like a chipmunk with all the burgers in your cheeks what what are you talking about come to the scale come on admit it all right Cody step on the scale this isn't going to prove anything it's going to prove that your belly's full of hamburgers cuz you're the Hamburglar okay fine there I weigh about 50 lb 50 lb wow oh you so many hamburgers in that belly well I didn't eat your burger if you admit it now I won't be mad well you shouldn't be mad because I didn't eat it the fact that he keeps lying makes me sad oh Joseph this is so stupid it's going to be okay Joseph no it's not dude he can't even admit that he ate my burger okay guys that's it I've had enough oh now you've had enough you didn't have enough when you ate the food at the restaurant you didn't have enough when you ate Joseph's food out of his too box why is it enough now oh my God guys what am I going to have to do to prove I didn't eat it we can give you the fat test what is the fat test the fat exam or the fat what is the fat the fat is the fat ass test it tests How fat you are okay fine I'll take the fat Joseph grabb the butter fingers not the butter finger dude yep the butter fingers grab it okay what is the Butterfinger for no fat person can resist a Butterfinger so we're going to put the butter fingers in the to-go box and you have to resist yourself from eating it okay I'm just not going to eat it no fat person can resist the Butterfinger dude yeah you're going to grab that to Goat box and you're going to start eating the Butterfinger I'm not going to eat it okay we'll see he's reaching for it oh he's he's reaching for well no I wasn't reaching I was just sitting down oh no no no you're just trying to sneak your hand in the to go box so you can grab the butter fingers you know what I'm just going to stand all the way over here okay you're you're going to try to go around the couch and go behind our backs and eat the Butterfinger no I'm not going to eat the Butterfinger because I didn't eat the burger when would I even have had time to eat the burger I was too busy throwing up and running away you're just trying to monologue so we fall asleep so then you can grab your hand inside the too box eat the Butterfinger I'm not going to eat it oh yeah Joseph show him the butter finger it's right here maybe you already it I knew it what how would I even eat it well maybe you use your mind your tele fat mind to like to like teleport into your stomach what I can't just absorb food with my brain but your stomach can absorb food with its fatness what no guys I didn't eat it this is weird I don't even know what happened oh the where did the Butterfinger go Cody I I don't know maybe the Box can like teleport stuff inside it well that the Box can teleport stuff why why don't it teleport me next to a model in the shower yeah yeah maybe it only works if I close it huh where am I oh my weet Jesus oh my God what are you doing in here get out see look Cody Joseph is inside the to-go box he's not teleporting anywhere you can come out now Joseph he's gone where did Joseph go how is this even possible did you eat him you fatty no shut up Junior this is serious Joseph just disappeared how could that happen well Junior it is a to-go box maybe it teleports you anywhere you want to go to go box it's called that because it takes you where you want to go SML movie the two go box hit the Subscribe button and the like button oh oh wait so so you're telling me that Joseph teleported into a shower with a super bottel no way oh hey guys but Joseph where have you been I saw cans it teleported you to a grocery store no your friend got arrested for being a Peeping Tom cuz he got in the shower with a supermodel well no it's not his fault officer he got teleported from this to go box what are you kids on smack or something you're talking crazy no really officer he's telling the truth yeah sadness to go box and it teleported me there oh really if if this Togo box really teleports people then I want to be in the shower with a supermodel nothing's happening well I have to close it what the where am I what oh my sweet Jesus um hey could you pass the soap oh my God what are you doing sorry sorry you guys think it worked yeah dude it worked for me oh man you kids were not lying she was pissed oh but man was she hot though officer why do you think this Togo box teleports us places I don't know you guys got some kind of crazy alien too box technology honestly I just destroy it nobody should have that much power all right we'll destroy it right now oh man my ugly wife is calling me hello ugly wife oh you heard that huh what's up Karen Bo I sort of kind of started a fire in the kitchen how'd you manage that Karen I was cooking why would you even attempt that we both know you're bad at it because I was really hungry boy why didn't you just eat a Lunchable Bo it's a mess I need you to come home and cook dinner you have to do laundry too and give me a back rup cuz my back hurts why does your back hurt what did you do today well I just woke up and I need you to feed the four puppies too we don't have puppies Karen oh I adopted puppies today and they peed all over the house so you need to clean that up when you get home okay I want to go to Hawaii what you want to go what close the Box okay oh man I am in Paradise nope not answering my phone you guys think he's enjoying Hawaii I know I would yeah he probably is but we should still destroy this thing like the cop said you're right Cody let's destroy it no we can't dude we have our own teleportation device let's use it let's have fun you're right Joseph when are we ever going to get a teleportation device again we should have fun and go places we'll never go we could go to Disney World and Tokyo dude I love Asian Mickey Mouse he love you long time what well Cody come on let's go have fun well guys this thing is dangerous how is it dangerous Cody or what if we teleport somewhere bad like what your mom's bedroom while she's getting dressed we'll see a big fat whale naked oh yeah like that come on Cody we can teleport you to a buffet so you can keep eating food you fatty but do you guys still think I ate Joseph's food after all of this you guys are idiots come on Cody why don't we teleport to the moon and we can jump around in zero gravity oh that would be fun dude you would die how would we die people have been to the Moon before haven't died well there's no air we'll hold our breath well even if you could hold your breath that long you'd still freeze to death in space we can wear jackets duh well I don't think you guys understand how cold space is we wear two jackets idiot okay okay fine Junior go to the Moon do it no I don't want to go anymore why cuz you know you're going to die no cuz you ruined I I don't want to go to the Moon anymore it's stupid okay whatever dude dude if this could teleport us anywhere it could take me to meet my dad you've never met your dad before and it can find your dad for you and take you to your dad I know dude like he abandoned me when I was little so I could just pop up on him and and maybe we can like play basketball together or something oh my God you have to get in there okay take it to your dad come on take me to my dad huh wait where am I dad a I dropped in a coffin somebody get me out guys guys help help help do you think he's with his dad yeah I bet they're laughing and giggling and hugging and having the best time yeah I bet they are all right Cody where do you want to go I'm not going anywhere in that damn thing but why not you don't want to go see your mom why would I see my mom I already know where she is she's at home no she's in the deep blue sea cuz she's a whale oh my God Junior stop with the mom jokes okay I'll be done for the day h o I know where I want to go what if I teleport inside a bank vault and I grab all the money and bring it back here well you would have no way of getting back oh you're right what if I tie a string around me and then and I go to the bank and then you pull me back with the string well that might work I I don't know are you sure you want to try it I mean if you get caught in the vault trying to steal money you're going to be in big trouble well that's why you're going to pull me back with the string if you say so I'm going to get the string all right Cody so the string is wrapped around me so I'm going to go in the Tog go box I'm going to go to a bank you're going to count to 10 and then you're going to pull me out and I'm going to have millions of dollars okay count to 10 then I pull you out got it all right to go box take me to a bank with a lot of money oh my god it worked look at all this money Cody we're so rich all right count to 10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 oh [ __ ] oh no oh no what am I going to do oh good it's Junior hello you let go of the string I didn't let go it broke off oh yeah likely story you're just mad at me cuz I called you fat so you're trying to get payback by making me stranded in this Vault well no your side of the string teleported away with you you're supposed to hold on to it I did but it broke in half Cody you have to do something I don't want to go to jail look teleport me like a a blanket a blanket why it's cold in here well Junior I really don't know how to help you o HOH can you teleport me some snacks like some Skittles or like o a butter finger well Junior I don't think that's going to help go oh no the alarm goinging off they found me Cody I got to go oh man breaking news a kid has been arrested after breaking into a safe and trying to steal all the money wow can today get any worse there he is there's the guy that died in D get him no come on I didn't even like your stupid food take me somewhere take me somewhere anywhere what's wrong Bo I just had a terrible nightmare I dream Tom Brady retired Bo that wasn't a nightmare he retired months ago oh God Bo you have that nightmare like every night I know and then I wake up and it's real oh boy it's okay do you want to fool around that'll help you feel better no it won't Karen you know ever since Tom Brady retired I've had no feeling at all down there I might as well just donate it to somebody who can actually use it well Bo do you want to watch Tom Brady highlight reels to help you fall asleep mhm H okay Bo but not Super Bowl 52 I hate that one okay or when he lost in the playoffs to the Rams okay breaking news okay Tom Brady has announced he is coming out of retirement and he's going to continue playing football for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers oh my God Bo is this real Bo are you okay bo bo what's wrong you know what that is that's the go the M goat the goat is back Bo when did your clothes come off I don't even remember they just melted off of me from pure joy oh what's this Karen take a look oh my God Bo I've never seen it like that before I know it's like the Grinch's heart it grew three sizes this day see this is what Tom Brady does to me he makes me that happy so boy how do you want to celebrate I want to go run in the street I got to tell everybody but bu it's on the news so people know about it hey everybody he's back the goat's back all of our problems are over now Brady's back attention everyone attention I have crapped my pants now who wants to wipe me I'll start the bidding off at $10 $10 do I hear $10 mommy in the back $10 daddy up front for $15 $15 d no Jeffrey we're not going to bid on who gets to wipe your poop butt I'll answer the door baby you wipe them what now Jesus who is this hello Marvin he what's going on buddy the goat he's back he's back what Tom MF and Brady he's back he came out of retirement he did yeah he said I'm not done bending over all the other teams in the NFL he's like take this every other NFL team that's what he's doing tonight and his supermodel wife you know why are you naked oh I got so excited when I heard the news that I just ran out of my house naked you know both of my grandparents are dead but I'd rather have Tom Brady back I'll drink to that yeah it's really exciting Ian he was only retired for like 2 months I know I don't know how I was going to live but you know do you think he came out of retirement because he saw all the lettuce that I sent him saying that I was going to end it all if he didn't come back I'm I'm sure he read them yeah I bet he did never responded though man I'm so pumped I just want to throw something hey can I throw this uh no please don't sorry I already threw it before you said no hey you get a shirt I can borrow I have a spare shirt inside oh man can I come in I'm not done talking about this sure sure sure buddy Marvin I wiped Jeffy thanks baby Marvin I didn't know you had a twin brother okay that's just insulting I am not nearly as bald as as him I mean look at this look look how look how bald that is so bald and ugly but you know what I'm not going to get upset because it's Brady day I heard about that he's bad that's right he's back cuz he's the go high five all right screw me then hey do you mind if I go into your fridge and get a beer thing no no no Marvin what's he doing here I don't know baby he just showed up to the front door naked what I I don't know chef peee chef pee please answer me hey what's going on here ever since Chef peee found out that Tom bre unretired he hasn't moved he just keeps making that face shfp what's he doing oh he's doing that because Tom Brady's the goat and he's back Jesus Christ sh be me his head exploded yeah Tom Brady can make you feel like that oh shf no speak to me shf no Chef hey everybody I'm back just like BR you said one beer yeah yeah well Tom Brady said he was going to retire so I guess sometimes [ __ ] just doesn't work out the way you think huh cuz he said one more beer year one more year yeah I mean it is pretty cool hey hey why are you guys celebrating this [ __ ] goat man well I mean it it it's just it's it's awesome you know it's cool cool no it's more than cool it is astounding okay yeah is amazing so I you know what I'm going to do I'm I'm I'm going to take a l I'm going to lie down and then when I wake up this better not be a dream or I'm going to be pissed just let him sleep Marvin who's that it better not be another drunk person hello hey it's me Tom Brady Tom Brady what are you doing here well I need your help son my help what do you need my help with well let me come inside and explain okay sir yes sir who is at the door Marvin Tom Brady what hi I'm Tom Brady by settle down settle down oh oh is he okay oh well he found out you were un retiring and he got drunk oh yeah that'll happen you know today is a national holiday it's National me not really retiring day well what do you need my help with well ever since I retired the Buccaneers signed a new quarterback and now they can't afford to pay me well what do you want me to do about it I want you to go to that new quarterback and break his kneecaps you hear me break his kneecaps yeah if he doesn't have kneecaps he can't play football who's the new quarterback um something like CAC or Yak or snack or something like that but listen you break his kneecaps or I'll break yours did Tom Brady just threaten me I think he did that's not a good thing baby but Marvin we have to do it because when Tom Brady tells you to do something you do it we don't even know the name of the new quarterback okay you know I'm done answering the door you go answer it okay hello hey babe DC what are you doing here guess you just signed a 2-year $100 million fully guaranteed contract with the Buccaneers I did you see the money you're the new quarterback for the Buccaneers I sure am they signed me just before before Tom Brady came out of retirement so I guess that old fart's just going to have to sit on the bench while I'm throwing darts what what are you doing here well I just came to see if you wanted to run away with me you know be my trophy wife live in a big mansion occasionally get cheated on but that's just the life of a sports wife you know being with a big Superstar like me you know what dck that sounds great how about you go upstairs while I'll go pack my bags and tell my husband all about it with pleasure Marvin dax's at the door what he's the new quarterback for the Buccaneers you have to break his knees hey poor did you just call me poor yeah because you are I am not poor oh yeah well how many hundred million do you have I have no million exactly that's why you're poor and I'm rich because I have a $100 million so you're the new quarterback to the Buccaneers yep sure am well what about Tom Brady he's old news he should never have retired now I have his job well what are you doing here then I just came to tell you that I'm stealing your wife no break his knees uh uh so uh how's your knees feeling oh my knees what a weird question but my knees are great I have very healthy knees I have like a newborn baby's knees newborn babies can't walk a newborn baby on steroids is what I meant to say look man my knees are unbreakable oh well uh baby before you run away with this millionaire Superstar um I want to fix this couch cuz it it is it is crooked oh yeah it sure is so I'm going to grab a hammer to fix the couch poor people have to fix their Furniture rich people like me can just buy a new couch okay I got the hammer make sure you hit it nice and good Marvin that's what she's going to say to me later oh look there's a spot whoa bro watch out you almost hit my precious kneecap sorry I was aiming for the couch huh that was weird you know what I'm going to hide my knees around you oh baby he's hiding his knees think of something Marvin uh if you're happy and you know it show your knees if you're happy and you know it show your knees wait wait a minute why are you so interested in dak's knees dang it I I thought that was going to work uh Hey Dak while my wife packs up all her stuff and moves in with you uh you want to go throw the football in my house sure little man I'll play football with you what did your daddy never play football with you when you were a kid maybe you both want to call me daddy cuz she already does yeah you know what sure you know yeah let's just go play the football in the house come on okay all right little man catch what was that I just ate popcorn Marvin why are you playing games you're supposed to be breaking his kneecaps baby I'm distracting him by playing football I hired a sumo wrestler to run out his knees you did what oh there he is all break a knees do a sa wao that was close he almost hit my kneecaps hey catch Marvin dang it I thought the Summa wrestler was going to work what now Marvin I don't know the Suma wrestler is my last option throw the ball loser I got an idea what if when I throw the football you throw a hammer at his knees he'll be too busy focused at the ball he won't look at his knees good idea Marvin okay I'm going get the ball all right Dak are you ready yeah all right baby after I throw the ball you throw the hammer okay whoa bro is that a hammer okay my my knees feel unsafe baby you missed oh I'm sorry I don't throw hammers every single day well look we have to go break his knees come on Dak where you going I'm getting my money and I'm leaving buddy why are you trying to leave I'm starting to feel like you guys are trying to break my kneecaps well I want to break your kneecap why why would we do something like that well maybe Tom Brady hired you to get me out of the way no we don't know Tom Brady that's the most ridiculous thing i' ever heard I mean maybe what I mean look Tom Brady hires to break your kneecaps because he wants to play and you're taking his job and look you suck just give him the job what okay that's it I'm out of here we got we got to break your kneecaps well you guys are never going to break my kneecaps never never never [ __ ] oh my God Marvin he fell down the stairs do you think he broke his kneecaps I hope so oh God you guys are so loud oh man my head hurts what are you screaming about a guy fell on the stairs oh oh no I'm a doctor I'll go check on I can't feel my knees but dck are you okay my kneecaps hey I'm a doctor I can tell you what's going on I think I have a concussion cuz I'm seeing two of you well he just borrowed my shirt we're not twins oh yeah this is pretty bad both of your kneecaps are broken no not my kneecaps no well Marvin we did it yeah we broke his kneecaps wait you did that to him well we were supposed to but it was like an accident you guys actually did it you sick bastards Tom Brady yep that's me Tom [Applause] Brady you guys are [ __ ] weird Tom don't go Tom 1 2 3 7 8 9 10 all right Joseph the pins are set up jul you better not be making a mess in there I'm not going to make a mess oh dude I can't wait to get a strike all right guys we're playing extreme bowling so Joseph you're going to throw that bowling ball into the kitchen and hit the pins but uh how am I supposed to see the pin if I'm blindfolded look look you're staring right at the pins just trust me so if you throw it straight you'll get a strike okay dude this seems like a really bad idea a Shut Up For Eyes you don't know what you're talking about anyway well yeah Cody I've never had a bad idea in my entire life okay all right Joseph so just throw it Forward okay okay I'm going to bed dude did I get a strike it sounded like a strike to me kind of I'm going get the ball okay my turn actually I don't feel like playing this game anymore but but but it's my turn I know that's why I don't want to play anymore yeah me neither dude let's go upstairs and think of another game to play yeah okay fine you know what I'll get the ball and do it myself stupid Junior didn't want to get the ball for me watch this strike what one left are you kidding me okay fine at least I can go for the spare well come on that's not even possible so Joseph since Cody went home you want to go get ice cream yeah bro you know I love ice cream yeah chocolate's my favorite all right guys what do we you doing dang it uh Cody we thought you went home well no I was just downstairs and I got a wicked strike you should have seen it God I wish you went home yeah me too so Cody since you're still here what do you want to do uh we could play board games ew you want to know why they're called board games because they make you bored good one dude yeah right well no they're called board games cuz you usually play them on a board what well what about twister it's on a Matt Matt games well like the spinny things on a board God you're so ugly right who's at the door oh it's probably your parents coming to pick you up no it's not Hello Cody's parents please be them hello uh dude there's no one here hello did we get ding-dong ditched I don't know dude but I'm scared maybe it was a ghost Ken wait what Ken do in here did Cody leave him at the front door I don't know dude then who knocked uh hold on um Cody Ken was at the door all by himself hey Ken how's the party sick did you motorboat oh you motorboating son of a wait wait Ken was at a party yeah I called him an Uber cuz I didn't want him driving not after that party he had too many pickles wait so how did Ken knock on the door with his hands duh he's a dog dude how can he knock on the door when he's a dog oh yeah he's not alive how can he knock on the door and take Ubers he's not a dog he's alive all right guys how about this let's just think of a fun game to play that's not a board game so what game should we play Yi no Hopscotch no Yi no hula hoop no Yi no jump rope no Yi I'm not playing YSI oh guys how about we play uh tag tag you're it oh tag you're it uh tag you're it tag you're it oh come on Cody you ruined the game how did I ruin it because you tagged Ken he can't tag us back yeah yes he can show us uh tag I it that doesn't count you just lean into him it's dumb he's not alive yeah that's a double tag how about this how about this how about we create our own game H oh I know what if there was a game where if you dared someone to do something they had to do it no matter what but if they didn't want to do a dare if you ask them a question they had to answer it like a true truth sounds like yachi to me yeah yeah yeah yeah it could be called Truth or yatsi yeah I like that yeah truth or yatsi no it's dumb oh no no oh no this is dare so dare or truth or yatsi oo I like that one yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no no dare or truth like dare or truth that's what it's called yeah no I think Truth or Dare sounds better that sounds awful Cody it doesn't roll off the tongue as well as dare or truth yeah we're going to call it dare truth okay so the rules are if I dare you to do something you have to do it but but but if you don't want to do a dare I'll ask you a question and you have the answer no matter how bad it is okay okay all so Joseph dare or truth H dare you know I'm a dare deel okay I dare you to wear Cody's glasses for the rest of the video ew not his glasses I don't want to be a nerd all day oh you're not going to be a nerd you're not going to have his pimples or his big fat head or his ugly teeth it's just his glasses all right so Cody um take off two of your four eyes but but I can't see without my glasses take them off it's part of the game you're not going to ruin someone else's dare yeah fine oh I hate these glasses haha Joseph your four eyes now dude I can't even see anything they so blurry yeah other prescription what he's hideous I know he's the ugliest person I've ever seen right I wish I could get my eyes REM I'd have to see him ever again me too what's wrong Cody you're the ugliest person I've ever seen in my entire life like those eyes are ugly no no no I have beautiful blue eyes no I can kick a field go between your eyes like your eyes have restrain orders on each other like they can't go within 100t of each other Savage your eyes are like the Earth and the moon what like like you have to take a rocket to get to the other one that's how far it is when Moses parted the Red Sea he parted your eyes oh no yeah you're just so ugly Cody Junior just ask me dare or truth okay dare or Truth uh dare um I dare you to ask out a girl e that's what she's going to say when you ask her where are we going to find a girl at this time of night anyway just go outside and if you see one ask her out what what if she says yes that's not going to be a problem she is not going to say yes okay I'll ask Ken Ken is it okay he says it's okay as long as he doesn't say yes she's not going to say yes trust me she's not going to say yes let's go find a girl wow I love looking at the the stars all right Cody there's a girl ask her out what is she doing outside it's like midnight she's looking at the stars it's cloudy there are no stars just ask her oh my God what you were just so ugly Cody every time I look at you it just reminds me how ugly you are you have fetal pickle syndrome how many pickles did your mom have when she was pregnant with you Junior just shut up I'm not ugly girls love me then ask her out okay excuse me ma'am would you like to goow ow ow ow I can't close my eyes I don't have eyelids ow it burns it burns ow ow ow D what happened to you she sprayed me in the face with Silly String pepper spray did she say yes or no I took that as a no yeah she turned around and saw his ugly chameleon eyes and she freaked out and sprayed them Junior it's your turn oh yeah it's my turn all right Junior dare or truth a dare I never turned down a dare okay I dare you to take Chef pee's underwear that he's wearing right now and wear it on your head and then give it to me afterwards ew I don't want to wear Chef peip dirty underwear on my head you have to do it Junior it's a dare yeah you have to do it dude it's just underwear you're right all right I'll do it I'm not going to back down from this dare I'm not going to lose God I can't sleep knowing there's a big mess downstairs hey shf peipi no Junior I don't want to see your face because you made a big mess downstairs that's cute I got a question shf peipi what do you wear underwear yes I wear underwear like every other human being do you have some on right now yes I have on some right now don't sleep naked okay can I have them no what what look they're dirty they're gross and they're stinky why would you want them I need them on my head what what kind of sick fetish is that Junior look I just need them on my head no I need them on my ass so you can't have them look shfp me and my friends made up this game called dare or truth and it's wait wait wait you mean truth or dare you didn't make up that game yes we did it's called dare or truth anyway it's been around forever Cody dared me to get a pair of your underwear and wear it on my head and I cannot lose this game so give me some of your underwear shfp well sorry you lost this game because I I need to put them on my butt okay I need them on my head no no no I need them on my butt Okay shfp I lied to you rumor has it around town is that you have dooo stains in your underwear I don't have no doooo stains in my underwear what is everyone in town thinks you have doo stains on your underwear and I wanted to see your underwear to prove to them cuz I don't think you have doo stains your underwear but I don't cuz Cody and Joseph and Dad and everyone around town thinks you have dooo stains in your underwear so if you could just show me your underwear and show me there's no dooo stains then you know what there's my underwear Junior do you see any dooo stains on it huh huh huh um not really but there might be some microscopic doooo stains so I think I need to wear them on my head so my eyes can get a better look what weirdo all right guys guess who's the king of dare or truth whoa dude you actually got him waa let me smell him I can't believe you guys dared me to do that you guys did dare me to do that right somebody said it I think it was Ken all right Joseph it's your turn uh how about truth why don't your parents love you I don't even know the answer dude Savage all right Cody dare or Truth uh truth are you straight hey whoa we're having a good time here we we don't got to ruin it you know Junior give me my underwear back no they're mine I I I I mean no yeah shfp no I have to keep them on my head it's part of a dare well I have to keep them on my butt so give me my underwear back how about this SHP if you play dare or truth with us I'll give them back I'm not playing truth or dare with you why are you saying it like that yeah it's weird it's called dare or truth not Truth or Dare so look if you play we'll give you your underwear back fine then dare how about that dare um I dare you to make out with Cody hey Chef bipi I don't want to do it making out a dare so Puck her up I'm not making out with Cody well then you're going to lose and you're not going to get your underwear back well I guess I lost them ah you lost Chef peipi we get to keep your underwear all right Junior it's your turn dare or Truth uh dare I really like the dares okay then ooh I dare you to put Cody's glasses in the garbage disposure okay but no that's not fair Ken Ken hasn't even had a turn well he's a doll he can't play this game well yeah he can hey hey Ken dare or truth oh dare you dirty dog okay with something weird you uh oh oh I know uh Ken I dare you to take your shirt off and let me pour chocolate syrup all over your hunky sexy body cuz that'd be so gross right like no one no one would want to do that that's weird Cody yeah yeah exactly that's why I'm daring him to do it come on guys all right Ken are you ready for this very embarrassing dare like it's so weird that I wouldn't even do it cuz it's just a weird Cody this is gross yeah I know I know it's why it's weird hurry up and pour the chocolate syrup dude oh you're just as excited as I am all right Ken get [Music] ready that's enough Cody no more all right Cody stop huh that's that's enough chocolate syrup Who Dares me to lick it off huh all right Joseph let's go yeah it's such a weird dare right oh man Cody's so weird I know he's the weirdest person ever all right Joseph it's your turn dare or truth truth why do you keep using truth dare is cooler truth is safe dude I guess you're right all right since you're homeless uh where is the weirdest place you've slept ooh man places I slept in the McDonald's dumpster ones o I slept in a Chuck-E-Cheese ball pin and I one time I dug up a grave and I slept in the coffin talk about a maple coffin with a velvet inside oh man it was comfortable all right guys I cleaned off K wait how' you clean off K I don't have any paper towels oh I don't need paper towels the tongue is Nature's paper towel my God that is the scariest thing I've ever seen all right um K skipped his turn because he just did a weird dare all right so it's my turn um someone asked me dare or truth all right Junior dare or Truth uh dare I always do dare I'm not a crybaby I dare you to punch your dad in the face but I'll get grounded you got to do it Junior yeah you got to do it it's a dare dude you're right I never back down from a dare dad dad dad dad what do you want junior oh you're wearing Chef pe's underwear on your head you like doing that too man that's it oh and the doodo stain on the back it's like a design or something okay well how are you feeling dad oh feeling pretty good just chilling I'm kind of hungry though what you're hungry yeah are you in the mood for a knuckle sandwich ow you call that a hit I'll show you a hit I went I went through the D Cody Junior's getting his butt beat Cody sorry I had to grab the underwear off his head Junior Bowser your dinner's ready oh man dinner's ready Spaghetti O these are my favorite oh man I can't wait to eat these in my room hey Dad can I eat in my room Junior no what kind of question is that well you get to eat in your room because I'm an adult and I'm not going to make a mess like you Junior well that I promise I won't make a mess Junior we know how this is going to end you're going to make a mess and I'm going to get mad well I promise I'll be really careful no Junior you're going to eat at this table and that's final and if I catch you eating in your room I'm going to take all your toys grab you for life and smake you in the face with my fist spake me in the face with your fist you mean you're going to punch me in the face no no no no I wouldn't word it like that Junior I'm just going to spake you in the face with my fist multiple times oh okay Dad I won't eat in my room yeah you better not a I really want to eat in my room he's not going to find out he's not going to find out Junior where are you going with your food uh my room to eat it really Junior I just made this for F why would you drop it because you scared me Chef peee I was walking to my room and you scared me why did you even leave the table you're not supposed to eat in your room cuz you make messes like this I wouldn't have made a mess if you wouldn't have scared me Chef Pei look can you just make me more SpaghettiOs I'll make some more SpaghettiOs just go to the table and don't move okay stupid Junior now I got to clean up that mess I can't believe him all right Junior here's another of all the SpaghettiOs you better eat all of your food and do not leave this table but I want to eat my room chef peee no you're going to make another mess like you did in the kitchen the only reason I made a mess and dropped it is because you scared me don't blame it on me Junior you made that mess okay so eat all of your food and do not leave this table or I'm going tell your dad okay Chef peipi I'm going to eat in my room the only reason I made a mess is cuz Chef peipi scared me but but I can't let sh see that that that I'm gone because he's going to tell my dad I need a decoy I'm going to make a decoy all right yeah there so if Chef B looks over here it'll look like I'm eating my SpaghettiOs all right let's go my oh man I can't believe I'm eating in my room I told shf I wouldn't spill it because I'm a big boy and I don't spill stuff unless he scares me that's why I dropped it before I'm going to eat it Junior I'm coming to your room to see if you have food oh no my dad's coming if he sees my Spaghetti O I'm so grounded I have to hide him I have to hide him where do I hide him at I have to hide him on top of the ceiling fan yeah he'll never look up there I thought I want have to ceing Fan oh yeah he'll never look up here yeah yeah oh yeah he'll never see him over there yeah over there okay okay I'm good I'm good Junior are you eating in your room no well let me check see look there's no food in my bed H let me see behind your pillow no no see there's no food well I just had to check Junior I just had to make sure I wouldn't eat my room you told me not to yeah that is right wait what are you looking up for oh no nothing I was just praying to God thanking him uh for for having an amazing dad like you yeah you better thank him cuz I'm so amazing yeah yeah yeah you are well go to sleep now now okay I will and turn your fan on it's hot in here oh no the spaghettio all over my carpet how am I going to clean this up I need napkins I need napkins okay okay I got napkins just start clean it up oh yeah I'm getting it getting all that stuff up oh no it's stained what am I going to do my dad sees this oh if he sees this I'm so grounded it's not coming up oh oh oh no I got to call somebody I need help I need help oh please answer 911 what's your emergency please come quick it's an emergency what's wrong there's a big red stain in the carpet it's everywhere oh no what'd you do kid I did something really bad I didn't mean to do it it was an accident yeah it's what they all say all right look just don't go anywhere don't touch the body and I'll be right over okay where the cops hello all right kid if you just cooperate this will be a lot easier for you now where's the weapon I don't have a weapon Jesus you did it with your bare hands you're a monster what' you do eat his face too you freak what are you talking about all right just show me the crime scene it's upstairs all right lead the way all right we're here is it bad oh it's really bad it's all over the place it's a huge mess oh I really don't want to have nightmares okay here I go what it's just SpaghettiOs yeah SpaghettiOs I spilled it everywhere it's a big mess what I thought you killed someone I thought there was a BL stain no I didn't kill anyone I just spilled SpaghettiOs uh-oh SpaghettiOs yeah that no no it's not an emergency you can't call 911 cuz you spilled spaghettio it is an emergency cuz if my dad finds out he's going to ground me take all my toys and then spank me in the face with his fist he's going to spank you in the face with his fist yeah well maybe if he does that I can actually arrest someone but I don't know what to do with this well you can't help me clean up the stain well whenever there's a car accident and there's a lot of blood on the road we just use Coca-Cola to clean it up so you're saying poor Coke on this well yeah but I mean this is carpet and Spaghetti O but maybe okay let's try Coke then okay I'll go get some out of my car all right kid I got the coke I really hope this works yeah don't worry it'll work let's try this oh yeah get it all in there oh that's good yeah now it may not look like it's working but you trust me this is the new oxyclean it's going to be spotless yeah just really really Splash it deep in those carpet fibers there we go there we go yep last part twoo there we go huh yeah you know I really thought that was going to work what do we do now um you're on your own kid hey you just made it worse oh my God what am I going to do oh it's it's everywhere it's everywhere I got to call my friends I need my friend's help I hate cleaning Junior you're still here man it sucks that you can't leave the table until you finish eating your food what you're not talking to me now oh the silent treatment well I didn't I want to hear your annoying voice anyway uh hello dude what's going on yeah Junior you're sounded really upset on the phone what Cody what are you doing oh y hold on sorry about that Junior you caught me in the middle of dinner I was eating my baked beans they're really messy but I decided to bring him anyway so what's up guys come inside it's emergency okay dude look what happened guys Jesus what happened here yeah dude I spilled SpaghettiOs and then you what tried to clean it up with soda yeah why because the cops said that coat clean stains not out of carpet well we just figured that out oh so what are you going to do now dude I don't know my dad said I can't eat in my room and if he caught me eating my room I get grounded so if you see the stain he'll know I ate my room and I'll get grounded these beans are good Cody can you please stop talking about beans they're just really good beans Junior you know what Cody give me the stupid beans no Junior these are my beans give me the stupid beans okay look look look I will place the beans gently over here I don't want to make the stain any bigger okay Cody look how do I get the stain out um have you tried carpet cleaner oh that was the coke no Junior the coke was coke carpet cleaner gets stains out of carpet just ask Chef Pee if you have any I can't ask Chef peee cuz if I ask Chef for a carpet cleaner then he's going to know that I I spilled food and he's going to tell my dad okay uh do you have soap I have shampoo what shampoo is for hair Junior well carpet kind of feels like hair what if your hair feels like carpet you need the shampoo all right Joseph do you have any good ideas dude listen chocolate syrup I'm listening what look shut up Cody look just pour chocolate syrup over the stain and act like you poot Joseph you're a genius yeah I know dude what what are you talking about Cody listen look at if I pour a chocolate syrup all over the carpet it's going to look like I just pooped over it and my dad's not going to get mad at me if I poop on the carpet I'm pretty sure he's going to be mad at you for pooping on the carpet Junior no no no he didn't want me to eat in the room so if I if I cover up the stain with chocolate syrup he'll think I pooped and I didn't spill food you know well Junior I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to poop on the carpet either well I can just say I was really sick I had really bad diarrhea and it went all over the carpet and it covers up the stain so they'll never know I ate my room dude just get the chocolate syrup it'll work I'm going to get the chocolate syrup thanks Joseph all right guys I got the chocolate syrup okay let's get get the pooping dude let's get the pooping Junior this is a stupid idea Cody shut up and move your baked beans fine all right Joseph you want to do the pooping oh yeah I can poop all right poop all right dude I'm so cipated part two yeah all done pooping dude now that's some poop oh yeah that's some poop right there smells great though what smells like chocolate what it does smell like chocolate yeah you know it doesn't smell like chocolate what poop what yeah yeah so now your dad's going to think you ate chocolate in here which is eating in your room which you're not allowed to do he's right dude you're right Cody I'm going to get grounded my dad's going to think I ate chocolate and SpaghettiOs in my room this is a stupid idea Cody why didn't you tell me this a stupid idea Junior I said this is a stupid idea literally seconds ago well why didn't you try to stop me I did when I said this is a stupid idea literally and I cannot stress this enough seconds ago okay what are we going to do it's a huge mess I don't know Junior your carpet is r ruin now okay okay what if I actually pooped on my carpet because you said the smell was the problem it's one of the many problems yeah okay so if I poop all over this he's going to think I actually pooped how are you going to poop that much I mean I can give you some of my beans but I don't think it'll help that much you're right there's no way I can poop that much okay look guys we need to think smart I start now oh dude I have an idea oh what is it wait what if we just cut it out cut the stain out and replace the carpet with some more carpet from another room Joseph you're a genius Junior this is a stupid idea and I really want you to hear he me this time this is a stupid idea well Cody it's a good idea look look the problem is I'm not allowed to eat in my room so if we cut the stain out and put it in another room it's not going to look like eight in my room Junior I'm not going to tell you the problem with this plan I'm just going to let you figure it out when we get there cuz I want you to learn all right J I'm going to get a box cut right I'm going to cut it open okay okay let's cut it okay I'm done cutting I bet you're used to that you emo kid what Junior that came out of nowhere all right guys let's all grab a corner and pick it up okay okay dude you so wet all right look now it doesn't look like I ate in my room it looks like I ate in this room okay but what about the giant hole in the carpet in your room uh well look we're going to cut a hole in this carpet in here and take it to my room to make it look clean all right let's see how that goes all I'm going to use this has a stencil I'm going to cut around it there brand new carpet yeah looks good to me dude yeah Junior it fits like a glove what's wrong Cody it's too small Junior it's a little too small yeah a little it doesn't even fill in the hole and besides you didn't even cut out the part of the carpet that was stained with the coke all right Cody you want me to go cut a bigger piece no Junior then you're going to have more holes in your carpet okay well what if I take paint and I paint in all the parts that don't have carpet paint yeah I have paint it's the same color as a carpet all right you know what fine Junior I honestly don't think you could make it look any worse all right I'm going to get paint I'm going to Painted all these holes it's going to look good Cody yeah it'll work dude all right Cody watch and learn yeah uhhuh uh-huh oh yeah Junior it's not even close to the color of the carpet you got any better ideas Cody yeah eating my beans that's what I'll be doing dude don't listen to him it looks good thanks Joseph mhm yeah more more paint uhhuh uhhuh yeah little over there and done dude it looks like a masterpiece I don't even notice it thanks Joseph oh you're welcome dude Cody what do you think about it oh yeah yeah it looks great uh looks good as new they'll they'll never notice uh anyway I'm done with my beans so I guess I'm going to head home uh good luck Junior yeah it's getting late dude so I got to head home too I'm out of here all right bye Joseph yeah it looks really good no one's going to notice this I'm going to go to bed too all right Junior I'm going to sleep wow Junior you still haven't finished your food look I'll bring you a pillow because you're not leaving this table until you're done eating okay good night oh man I finally get to go to sleep huh oh my God what is that what is this why would anybody do this what is is this oh SHP what the Bowser who pooped in the other room pooped look I'm trying to see who made this mess look come and check the other room look oh my God is that chocolate syrup wait Bowser I think I know what happened Junior must have ateen his room spilled SpaghettiOs everywhere and Spilled chocolate syrup cut up the carpet just to cover it up really oh he's so grounded Junior and he's in the kitchen well well well so you think I'm stupid huh so you're going to eat in your room make a mess and try to cover it up and think I wouldn't find out well your dad is not as stupid as you think he is now it's time for that spanking in the face with my f Junior's so stupid he actually thought he would get away with it hello and welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire last time we had the devil on and get go no no no no you're too low go go back up go go amateurs okay last time we had the devil on but he didn't have time to start so welcome back to the show The Devil hello everybody I'm I'm very glad to be here i' I've got a lone shark threatening to break my kneecaps if I don't pay him so you know it'd be good to win as much money as possible all right good good you want to win that's what it takes all right so uh tell us about yourself where you from oh tell you okay I I I will tell you about myself my name is Craig I'm I'm the devil and I'm from hell and I like to do evil things whenever I can I try oh oh why am I not surprised anyway let's play millionaire yes let's play all right Craig first question for $100 how how wow already okay how many planes were hijacked during the September 11th terrorist attacks A2 B4 C7 or D 40 45 45 really 45 planes that's a lot of planes How many how how would they get that many planes they would crash into each other who wrote this let me write it next time this is ridiculous it's not that one I'll tell you right now it's not that one H September 11th huh I remember this one yes yes those guys are definitely Bur in hell right now no no virgins or anything for them just pain and and me um I remember pretty well it was um four four planes oh oh you you're sure you're sure it's not 45 or nothing cuz cuz apparently somebody back there thinks that that's a reasonable answer which we need to have a serious talk about after the show but yes the answer is four good job yay $100 I am on a hot streak now all right Craig good job now second question for $500 how many people man these questions are sad okay how many people died during the Holocaust A 11 million B 6 million C 17 trillion that seems kind of high and D 12 12 people 12 yes 12 people died in the Holocaust 12 there's there's more people in the audience tonight than died in the Holocaust yeah sure yeah that makes sense yeah okay 12 12 people 12 people 12 people would not even be that big of a deal 12 people would be it would barely make the paper maybe maybe the local paper like in a small box on the bottom but but that's pretty much it godamn who is writing these who who is actually writing these is it Kevin I bet it's Kevin that stupid bastard I bet it's him I bet money it's him that's coming out of your paycheck if he gets this right it is yeah you anyway what do you think the answer is H this is kind of a tough one um I think I'm going to pH a friend oh um oh okay who Dare I ask would you like to call I I think I would like to call my friend Hitler whoa Hitler huh well uh I don't even know how to get in touch with him what's what's the area code for hell is it 666 that would make sense um uh Kevin do you think we can do that he said he says we can do that that's pretty impressive actually oh boy Hitler I haven't talked to him in a while oh all right let's let's uh let's get hit on the phone there all right it's ringing hello Hitler yeah we got your friend the devil here excuse I can't get word anyway you have 30 seconds to to ask him the question just [ __ ] I I need to ask you question slow down look I'll just ask how many people did you kill in that Hol was a lot it was it was like it was like 12 right I can't understand you're screaming all the time this one streams a lot heitler I need Hitler slow slow down I don't understand it's in German I'm running out of time a who thank God the time ran out all right so what's your final answer H he didn't really give me an answer he just yelled at me a lot in German um I'm going to need to use another Lifeline 50/50 all right uh 50/50 on the second question that's fine I guess okay computer take away two of the wrong answers oh would you look at that yeah would you look at that Kevin it's 11 million 12 yep 12 it's 12 Kevin it's there so we're just going to give him that $500 okay that's going to come from you hey hey if you're just giving out money why don't you give me some huh not just the contestants yeah okay go ahead and choose well it's clearly 11 million not 12 so 11 million final answer all right 11 million let's see what the answer is oh big surprise 11 million would you look at that Kevin yeah yeah hey hey everybody let's give Kevin a big round of applause in case you don't know he's the guy that writes these questions so good work Kevin way to go yeah yay $500 I can almost pay off the lawn shark all right Craig good job okay now third question for $1,000 when written in lower case oh my God Kevin Kevin are you doing this just to piss me off oh my god when written in lowercase which one of these letters in the English alphabet has a DOT on top a c BJ c l or DT I was never very good at the writing um I will ask the audience really uh okay on this question uh all right all right uh so uh everybody use your keypads and answer the question for [Music] craigy what oh oh okay uh that there doesn't appear to be anything there are your keypads broken no no no they just chose not to help you wow they really don't like you well you are the devil you are so that that kind of makes sense you said you were friends with Hitler so that'll happen a oh well um never mind I I I think I will just walk with my $500 oh oh okay so you want to walk that's fine uh let's just check and see what the right answer was I I I bet it was Jay I'll bet money right now that it was Jay let's take a look oh would you look at that it was Jay it was Jay Kevin where's my $1,000 huh anyway you did a good job um so uh yeah bye thank you I had a good time on the show everybody hopefully the lawn shark will only break one of my kneecaps all right so uh that was Craig did a pretty good job so if you'll just welcome our next guest toad he's from the mushroom oh god oh oh God ow ow oh Tyler Tyler the M guy yes you what are you doing ow everyone back there is fired yes leave today oh my god oh amateurs okay uh toad get get in here yo what's up guys it's me Toad and I'm so ready to win that million oh dear God oh oh my ears could somebody get me some earplugs back there all right toad you ready to play millionaire yeah you bet dude let's play all right let's play millionaire first question for $100 in the children's book Charlotte's Web what sort of animal was Charlotte hey a a pig b a spider c a sheep or d a honeybee um jeez this is kind of difficult you're trying me on the first question I see um God it could be honeybee cuz she was kind of sweet in the book you know what I'm saying but you know I kind of skimmed over it I had a test that day so I didn't get get to read all of it um I could be Pig oh God I remember seeing a pig in there oh I'm going just go with spider yeah yeah yeah spider B final answer all right let's see what the answer was and it was B yep that's it spider because pigs do not spin webs yes just got that quick honey yeah you know I'm about to drop that new album now all right next question for $500 what oh hang on that sound means it's time for a celebrity question let's take a look up there on the Monitor and uh see who our celebrity is hey well look who it is New England quarterback Tom Brady Tom can can you hear me Tom hey hey Tom we need you to ask a question Tom Tom Tom over here o over here no face the camera there's one camera Tom Tom Mr Brady Tom Tom Brady New England quarterback Tom Brady all right there you go hi hey hey oh okay there you are all right all right uh Mr Brady we need you to read this question for a contestant here okay just read the card hi I'm New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady I've won three Super Bowls yeah that that's great Tom but we need you to we need you to ask the question you got there it's it's right there on the card Tom just just read the card no no no no the card the cards next to the camera Tom Tom God damn it Tom Tom over here Tom hey hey you were uh Super Bowl MVP right yeah yeah that got your attention all right all right Tom just read the card it's a very simple question please just read the card we're paying you money okay money Tom Tom you're way too close to the camera buddy Tom Tom we're going to need you to back up just a little bit Tom no I'm the greatest quarterback of all time Tom you're fogging up the camera man we can't even see you okay you know what I'm just going to go ahead and rate it myself thank you Tom thank thank you for your time you just you just do that okay screw it I'm just going to ask the question myself cuz Mr Brady has better things to do okay okay how many wheels does a unic cycle normally have A1 b 2 C4 or d8 oh man jeez okay so my dad was a truck driver so uni means universe so um jeez I guess 18 it's something like that right 18 are are you sure that's your final answer hint hint hint are you sure that's what you want to go with you yeah I'm pretty sure hold on let me calculate um you got to be 21 a drink too so yeah yeah yeah it has to be 18 I know it oh you serious okay he's serious uh 18 is that it no no it's not it's one yeah it's one cuz un means one and it's just the one wheel on unic cycle and the clowns right them around youve seen that right it whatever just get out of here oh man gosh I knew my dad was an alcoholic all right so that was terrible so uh welcome on next guest whose name is uh is Woody chewy boy I'm ready to answer me some questions all right Woody's ready to answer some questions that sounds good you ready to play millionaire yeah I'm ready to play some millionaire I got to win me some money so I can buy me some new shrimpos all right let's play millionaire okay first question for $100 according to the old saying don't throw the baby out with the what a tom tom tom how are you here right now Tom Tom you're supposed to be in Boston how did you get here this fast Tom can you hear meon super can somebody please get Tom Tom T Tom Mr Brady Tom Tom Brady what I'm Tom Brady nobody cares Tom nobody cares just get get out of here no no go go I never thought I would have to shoot Tom Brady off my show okay according to the old saying don't throw the baby out with the what a trash b diapers C but Tom to come on man oh my God c bathat d baby carriage please just hurry before he comes back oh that's an easy one I used to throw my baby out all over the place and I used to wash my baby and my truck at the same time so when I was do excuse me what are you doing sir sir how many wheels does a unicycle normally have damn it Tom oh my God Tom we already did that question to that was that was that wasn't even this Parson that was the last guest to security security please get Mr Brady out of here as soon as you can please Tom Tom okay you know what penalty penalty Tom Brady uh U question interference oh all right all right back to my story all right I think the answer is bath water final answer but I think it's because when I used to wash my truck I would wash the baby in the same water so when I got done washing my truck I just throw the baby in there scrub him off and whatnot and then then toss out the water so I think it is don't throw the baby out with the bath water final answer all right he said bathat let's see if that's right and it is congratulations what no no Tom no that's enough why you make me do this Tom um um that choking sound means we're at a time so tune in next time to to see to see wood he went m hello and welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire despite what you might have heard we have not been canceled and we are back for another episode so uh let's get started okay so our first contestant today comes to us from uh from from space from space huh well anyway please welcome Rosalina hi everybody oh look a star oh look another star the the the well well those aren't really Stars they're just they're just the lights you know for the show to make us make us bright but I I guess it's not that important yeah yeah they they they could be Stars sure yeah anyway you uh you ready to win some money uh yeah I guess it's just the Stars hey there you with us got to pay attention to me okay so uh so so you know the lifelines right you know how the game works oh yeah I know how it works I know how to play all right great let's play millionaire okay first question for $100 which candy bar is an outer space a Snickers B Baby Ruth C Milky Way or d d d Twix What what the hell's going on over there oh sorry were you saying something I haven't eaten all day oh no no no no I I wasn't saying anything important no no I I don't want to interrupt your snack time on National Television you know just just a question for $100 you know it's not important but no you you enjoy your candy barall it's great really well here would you like I don't want your candy bar I don't want stupid candy bar get it out of my face here I don't want the air damn candy bar look look that plane crashed plane crashed everyone's dead hundreds dead big tragedy huh go go go sit down go in the hot seat can't believe this you you are on television you could win a million candy bars you're rude oh oh I'm so sorry for being rude it's not like we're on a time limit on television or nothing all right any anyway back to the question okay which candy bar is in outer space a Snickers b b Baby Ruth C Milky Way or D Twix M um I want to say h it's on the tip of my tongue yeah yeah well Snickers was on the tip of your tongue but uh yeah I'm telling you it's not that one so uh you you have lifelines you know no no no I I think I'm going to go with Milky Way I love Milky Way oh then why didn't you bring one of those okay anyway let's see what the answer is yes you got it right it is Milky Way you just won yourself $100 wow okay see I I can't tell she's being sarcastic if she's actually happy I mean why wouldn't you be happy but all right anyway next question about how many stars are in our galaxy 200 billion wait what I I I mean we didn't even get to see the other the other choices yet but they're telling me that's right so so uh yeah yeah good job I guess so I have like $500 that's right you did win $500 yay yeah see that's happiness that's what we're looking for okay so next question which is the closest thought to the sun Alpha centuri okay um well yeah I mean you get it right I mean you get $1,000 but you know just slow down though cuz like Kevin Kevin needs time to put put the stuff down they put the answers you know so you calm your [ __ ] and maybe next time you can do better okay oh sorry I just knew the answer okay yeah you knew the answer we're all very very impressed okay next question what okay oh oh my God what does it even mean okay oh we got you on this one all right which quazar is the brightest as seen from Earth a 3 C 273 B oq1 172 come on these are license plate numbers what all right C PKS 045 d123 or D PSR 00 31-7 okay let's see you do that it's a 3c273 you you got it you got it you knew you knew didn't you you know the whole time you just let me read the rest of them so I look stupid right I'm sorry I knew the answer from the beginning but I didn't want to interrupt you cuz you got mad at me last time oh oh thank you for not interrupting me you know with all the all the the numbers and letters and everything thanks that's great I really I really enjoyed reading that out okay next question hey hey you know what Kevin how about we give a one that isn't you know like space related like maybe maybe something to do with rocks or movies huh okay next question what do we got what is the dense thanks Kevin thank you what is the densest planet in our solar system a Mars B Neptune C Saturn or D Earth ooh I actually don't know know this one you don't know you don't know oh my god well somebody call the president we have to isue a state of emergency she doesn't know a goddamn space question oh my God don't make fun of me no I'm not making fun of you I'm just I'm just shocked you know so uh keep in mind you have lifelines if you need them you know phone a friend 50 I want to use that one I want to call Mario because he knows everything but yeah sure we can get this Mario guy on the phone if he knows everything you know I I think he was on the show before and he didn't get that far but you know do whatever you want uh can we get Mario on the phone please hello hey there Mario we got your girlfriend hi Mario yeah he can hear you from over there so go sit down please oh thank you okay hey there Mario we got your girlfriend here and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire she's doing great but better than you actually she just won $5,000 now she's going for $10,000 she needs your help well I mean I I I'd love to help in any way I can okay great so uh you're going to have 30 30 seconds on the clock to do it uh start the clock now okay Mario the question is what is the densest planet in our solar system Mars Neptune Saturn or Earth ooh baby I don't know the answer to this question you're the space person not me well Google it or something okay I'll Google it no he he can't do that why cuz it's cheating you can't just look up answers is Yahoo answered a credible Source no use Wikipedia stop Googling uh I'm not Googling I I can hear you typing stop it hurry up Mario stop uh Wikipedia says uh Earth Earth Earth Earth Earth final answer Earth it doesn't count cuz he's cheating it's not cheating thanks Mario cheat is cheated guys everybody saw that right she she just cheated on National Television everybody saw that I mean yeah the answer is right of course it is but fine okay next question uh is the earth flat uh yes or no yes the Earth is flat g g g get the out of here get get the out here go go now okay so obviously she she doesn't win any money cuz she's Rock stupid I mean clearly the Earth is not flat it's round B round big old ball anyway let's let's welcome my next contestant that's uh Jeffy Jeff Jeffy Jeffy from Seven Jeffy Street okay hey hey my name is Jeffy see it says on my shirt Jeffy you want to see my pencil you want to see it no Jeffy I I really don't want to see a pencil why because I've seen pencils before Jeffy it's not that great why because it's really annoying Jeffy and we're on TV it's really not the place for this Jeffy Jeffy don't put that in your nose Jeffy don't and you did it is that that hurt how's that feel hey where did my pain go it's it's in your nose Jeffy it's oh look we don't have time for this let's let's just get started with the questions okay all right first question how many crayons are in a 64 pack pack of pack of crayons really I mean I mean the answer is in the question you didn't you didn't think there would be all right anyway a 35 B 64 C 73 or D 7 7even of course you say seven and uh that's your final answer is it yes okay great so uh you don't have to worry about him anymore let's see the answer okay well it's not seven I I can tell you that what what's going on back there Kevin Kevin what is the meaning of this Kevin what oh oh okay I see what's going on you're going easy on him cuz cuz of the thing right and then that's fine but but look we we can just get him out of here quicker if we just give him a hard one okay so so let's get going I like mashed potatoes well that's just great Jeffy that's that's really awesome well you can buy a lot of mashed potatoes with $100 that's what you just won yay yeah yeah so uh let's go to the next question all right in toy story who is Woody's best friend a buzz B vibrate c ring what's going on over there Jeffy Jeffy stop Jeffy come on man Jeffy want TV Jeffy you're going to get us cancelled Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy stop it Jeffy Jeffy stop Jeffy stop Jeff Jeffy stop it stop that Jeffy why are you doing that stop Jeffy stop Jeffy we are on TV okay there are people watching there are thousands of people watching at home Jeffy Jeffy do you want us to get canceled that's what's going to happen we're going to get canceled cuz of you Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy stop Jeffy boys Final Answer God damn it yeah Jeffy that's right yeah you you just won $500 and uh he gets to stay here for a little bit longer okay next question where does a fish live a water B under the couch C in a can of soda or D in the dirt why why why is not an answer why why what Jeffy explain why but why is not an answer literally just pick an answer Jeffy why no no more why okay just just pick an answer a b c a d i want to call my dad yes actual words this time okay great job Jeffy can we get jeffy's Dad on the phone please all right it's ringing uh hello but Mario I didn't know you had a kid who is this well well this is Who Wants To Be A Millionaire we have Jeffy here oh oh so you met him well anyway Jeffy needs your help and you have a 30 seconds to help him answer this question well I don't want to help him what do he need help with Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy stop Jeffy no no Jeffy you can do that at home but not there Jeffy Jeffy stop Jeffy How Could You Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy no Jeffy there's people watching please no Jeffy don't do that Jeffy please not in front of the camera Jeffy Jeffy please no Jeffy Jeffy please Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy How Could You Jeffy Jeffy we raised you better Jeffy Jeffy come on now Jeffy don't do this please Jeffy don't do this now please Jeffy and it looks like we're out of time great job Jeffy you wasted all 30 of your seconds smacking yourself on the diaper how's that feel huh how's it feel that you wasted all your time what what is that diaper even for anyway so my pants don't get dirty so why is it on the outside of your pants so my diaper don't get dirty oh Flawless logic Jeffy really you know you you are smarter than you look how's it feel how's it feel Jeffy how's it feel that no one's paying attention to you they're just smacking themselves on their imaginary diaper oh what's this they're telling me in my earpiece Jeffy just won a million dollar oh congratulations Jeffy wow so much mashed potatoes for Jeffy wow that's great Jeffy you can go home now you have no reason to come back here so you'll leave all right so that was exciting huh well looks like we have time for one more contestant let's just see who that is it yep he's Tom Tom Tom what are you doing here Tom what are you doing I won four Super Bowl yeah yeah yeah we Tom you know you cheated that's how you did that Tom what are you doing here what Tom what are you even doing here Super Bowl MVP what what Tom Tom what your wife's a superm model you make you make millions of dollars you w four Super Bowls okay you make more money than this whole show is even worth what are you doing here Tom an me you know what I quit I quit I quit this whole damn show I'm out of here I'm the host of the show now Jeffy are you ready for dinner Mommy I swear if you guys try to feed me green beans again I will unleash a rage unlike anything you've ever seen before I will say the worst word I can possibly think of in that moment oh Jeffy all right Jeffy here's your dinner green beans woodpecker Jeffy Jeffy that's not a bad word well the second word is the second word means be wa Jeffy don't say that well the YouTube Robot didn't hear me say it and it does mean be well Jeffy just eat your green beans uh I don't have to uh you do have to uh I know you not Jeffy eat your green beans why because they're good for you why because they're green why because they're a vegetable why because I don't know Jeffy I got you D don't have to eat it Jeffy what can I do to make you eat your green beans um stick your head in a porta potty for 10 minutes Jeffy what's something realistic I can do H stick your hand in Porter ptty for 10 minutes no Jeffy what's something not gross I can do make me a milkshake you're not drinking a milkshake Jeffy that's unhealthy sh the fat guy Jeffy there is no fat shaming in this household just because Mario fat what Jeffy look just eat your green beans okay I'll get you a milkshake after you finish your green beans Danny this is not my first rodeo I'm not even taking these green beans in my mouth until there's a milkshake sitting right here so too that bottom all right you want a milkshake I'll get you a milkshake good yeah oh yeah Mario what are you doing making Jeffy a green bean milkshake Mario that's disgusting no it's healthy he's not going to know he's going to think it's a milkshake okay Mario that's not going to work it's going to work trust me baby look let me just add the milk oh yeah that's looking like a milkshake uh-huh oh that's so gross Mario just trust me baby he's not going to notice it now watch this milk shakaroni uh-huh no Mario it looks delicious you can't beat him that look he's not going to know okay no one's going to know no one's going to know all right Jeffy here's your M Jeffy oh you already back since you didn't eat your green beans that means you don't get your milk shake well good cuz I literally just want you guys with my own two eyes put cans of green beans in the blender and blend it up and try to pass it off as your milkshake Jeffy what are you talking about we didn't do that you guys were literally 5 ft from me you were standing right there it's true Mari sauce Jeffy drink a grapy milkshake right now okay Daddy Let me just take a ship M oh it's so good M yummy oh what oh what Jeffy stop it Jeffy you know what you're going to eat your green beans I'm going to give you five more cans of green beans D you'll never get a green bean down my throat Mario why don't we try feeding him something else never never J this me war oh he's going to get some green beans he's going to eat some green beans [Music] tonight jeffy's eating some green beans I sure showed my daddy I'm never eating green beans ever ever again hey Jeffy who's that your worst nightmare daddy why do you sound like that you should ate your green beans when you had the chance No More Mr Nice Guy and why are you wearing those goofy glasses you're going to regret not eating your green beans well I'm not eating those so I don't know what you want me to say do me a favor say ah you missed I don't miss twice huh okay maybe I missed twice but I won't miss a third time third times a charm Jeffy you chose the hard way when you should have chose the easy way Mario how's it going I just fed Jeffy a mouth full of green beans oh good did he like them s them right to sleep Mario Jeffy is not breathing but he's not oh he's just playing around he's just acting like that cuz it tastes so bad well how did you feed it to him shot it down his throat with this Nerf gun Mario he's choking well he's not choking he looks nothing like the Atlanta Falcon Mario Mario you have to give the hi lick he's dying I'm not going to lick his butt Mario we need to call the doctor right now so he can sa Jeffy Jeffy come on stop playing around stop playing around Jeffy Mario call the doctor okay okay I'll call the doctor hey there somebody call Doctor my son is choking hold on let me finish my line first hey there somebody call a doctor doctor my son is choking hold on hold on I'm the doctor here no one's choking unless I say they're choking let's take a look um well the good news is he's not choking really yeah the bad news is he already choked he already choked give him CBR hold on how old is he 16 ooh yeah sorry no can do 18 and up that's my rule you're not dating him well you don't know you know it starts with the kiss and then maybe you go out to dinner and one thing leads to another so I just want to play it safe 18 or up you know call me in 2 years we'll see what happens there's nothing you could do like what's wrong with him I mean he's dead man he's dead oh God is she going to be doing this cuz I'm going to go I mean this is really the worst part of the job honestly I'm going to tell parents that their kid croaked it's like I come out of the operating room they're like how is he and it's like GH can I just text it to you cuz I don't really want to say it out loud Mario killed him I'm sorry what he shot up with the gun okay should I be getting my cop uniform oh no no no this what happened this what happened look I took this Nerf gun and I put green beans in it because Jeffy wouldn't eat his green beans and I shot him down his throat and then he choked I don't this isn't really looking too good for you no no no it was an accident okay ex Excuse me miss miss miss yeah yeah could you keep it down we're trying to have a conversation could you just take that to another one please s thank you oh my God you have to live with that Jesus I was I was going to arrest you but that's punishment enough you're going to be deaf so so jeffy's really dead yeah he's dead he's gone forever like there's no bringing him back yeah that's what dead means there's nothing you can do to bring Jeffy back I mean you could try burying him in the pet cemetery what's that oh it's a movie I saw one time it's like these people they bury the pets in like the cemetery and the Pets Come Back to Life Is that real no man it's a movie well then why would you tell me about that I just thought it was cool I don't know so you can't bring Jeffy back to life m no sorry I can help you bury him though you can help me bury him yeah I'll go get my shovel and I guess we can just bury him in the backyard like a like a pet hamster or something well come on oh Jeffy I'm so sorry all right he's buried oh poor Jeffy yeah it's a good thing you had a spare piece of wood we could call ripping through though oh I miss him so much it's all my fault oh oh yeah some advice if you ever sell your house uh let the people who live here after you know that your son's buried in the backyard you don't want them getting a nasty surprise when they try to put a pool in okay I remember that jeffy's gone forever and all we have to remember him by is this helmet oh baby I'm so sorry but we can always make another one what do you mean Mario we can always make another Jeffy but Jeffy ate all the play I didn't mean make about of Play-Doh then what did you mean Mario just forget it look just after a while it'll be like Jeffy never existed you did this well it was an accident I was just trying to feed him his vegetables and it cost him his life look if I could bring Jeffy back I would you know I would I didn't mean for him to I didn't mean for him to choke you know I didn't know that was going to happen I thought he was going to eat his vegetable look baby if I could bring Jeffy back I would but that'll never happen he he's gone forever and I miss him so much is that my phone jeffy's calling Jeffy answer it Mario this better not be some type of prank uh hello uh [Music] hello uh you got you got the wrong number bye was it Jeffy Mario what I mean he's dead so no it's not him someone has his phone is messing with us we had to disconnect that number who's at the door I don't know Mario let's go answer let's go answer who is that Mario uh let me check W Mario what is it I don't know it's some scary thing Mario we need to open the door what makes you think we have to do that what if it's Jeffy it's not Jeffy I I don't know what that thing is Mario I'm opening the door what what wrong with you Jeffy is that [Music] you is that Jeffy I don't know it kind of looks like Jeffy but it's like it's like he's a zombie what's he doing [Music] yeah that's Jeffy that's definitely Jeffy okay so let's call a doctor and see if he can be saved so maybe he has some life in him and he's just really sick you know but let's call a doctor come on Jeffy come on come on Jeffy hey there somebody call a doctor yes doctor my son is a zombie a zombie Mario I don't want to stand by him I'm afraid he's going to eat me all right Jeffy look get away from rosalena come closer to me come closer to me touch me touch me I need to take a shower I need to take a shower e e wipe it off don't don't touch me with that so so what do we do about myself son being a zombie well I don't know what happened I don't know like he just showed at our front door breathing like that and acting all scary like maybe he's still alive maybe he needs medical attention well I guess I could give him like a like an examination of something I mean clearly his arm is missing and that eye looks like it's gone bad wait Jeffy Show us the top of your head oh yeah his brain's sticking out that's not good was it like that already I don't know he always wore a helmet so I don't know if his brain was sticking out oh well I do like those sweet designed jeans he's wearing hey hey you get those at ABA zomie and fit you get it like like Abu croman Fitch is the clothing store but but he's a zombie you know so so like he'd chop at AB a zombie and Fitch yeah yeah here we go get it yeah yeah you get like have a zombie and fish cuz it's you know it's like a pun you know okay was there anything you can do about our son being a zombie like can you bring him back to life well I don't know about that but I do know zombies eat brains and we should probably get him some brains before he gets hungry yeah we don't want him EA our brains oh I just remembered I have a whole bunch of brains in my car I'll be right back oh okay he's brains look delicious why do you have a plate full of brains in your car what you don't like to get a little road brain I like to munch on these while I'm driving you eat brains well yeah when you eat somebody's brain you learn everything they know like let me check this guy out o okay okay did you know that when the queen ant dies all the other ants in the colony also die because they live off of the Queen's poop that guy was an entomologist okay well we shouldn't we be feeding these brains to Jeffy he's the one that's a zombie oh yeah sure here you go Jeffy Jeffy Che with your mouth closed all right so now that he's eaten those brains what do we do can we turn Jeffy back not into a human H I don't know oh I have an idea if I if I try tasting all these brains maybe one of them will know what to do okay okay let me try this one Jeffy oh okay oh oh okay okay yeah I I I think I know what to do what well you see Jeffy came back from the dead because he wants to teach you a lesson now if only one of these brains spoke zombie yeah that that that was the one okay Jeff uh-huh [Music] uh-huh what's he what's he saying sh uh-huh I see I see okay what's he want well you see what Jeffy needs is he needs you to stick your head in a b party for 10 minutes what yeah that's what he wants what is that is there anything else I can do well let me ask no that's what he want go do it okay I'll do it I'll I'll go to the p po okay there's a porter potty the bodyy once told me oh hey Donkey Shrek you were in there yeah donkey I gave birth to a little crap baby out of my butthole 8 lb 3 oz donkey I'm a proud mommy so so it stings really bad in there oh yeah donkey I think the stinch is starting to breach the doorway hurry up and get a whiff donkey 1 2 3 all right do it with me donkey oh God it smells so bad yeah donkey if you're going to go in there I think you're going to need a gas mask do [Laughter] okay oh God I did it I did it it was so gross but I did it that was payback Daddy for you making me in your green bean what we got you good Mario we you were a part of this I did the makeup makeup yeah Daddy this is all makeup am I a pretty girl and who do you think really amputated jeffy's arm so you could pull it off me so all you guys were in on this why Mario you shouldn't force feed Jeffy to eat green beans yeah Daddy and whatever you experienced out in that pora py is exactly what happens every time I have to eat green beans I guess you're guys are right I shouldn't just force feed Jeffy green beans I should actually feed him nutritional foods and and with protein and and other types of stuff from the food pyramid it shouldn't just be green beans I'm sorry Jeffy for all these years of me trying to force feed you green beans I promise I'll be a better dad and feed you different foods pee PE that's what I'm talking about daddy all right Jeffy waste my 20 bucks oh it's right here there go thank you all right Jeffy come on let's go get your arm sew back on all right so guys what do you want to do today Cody that's my line yeah dude shut up and Know Your Role sorry I just wanted to say it this time no shut up okay so guys what do you want to do today oh dude let's play Tyrone versus the cops what kind of game is that oh bro it's this sick game where he plays this guy named Tyrone and you have the vers of the cops yeah give me back my rights oh let's play it can I download it for PlayStation 5 no no no dude it's on PC well I don't have a PC I'm not sweaty enough Cody do you have a PC yeah I have one at home but my mom limits my screen time and their parental controls on it so I can't go on any websites that start with a P or an X so I have to search big Wei wee on Google Images and sometimes I find a good one oh well if we don't have a computer house can we play it you can play it on a steam deck dude we don't have a boat Joseph it's not a boat dude look look at the commercial it's right there oh that's convenient hey there I'm Tik Tock Superstar Shane Bastion now I bet you're at home playing your Atari or on your computer and you can't leave the house but not me I can game on the go cuz I've got a steam deck I'm playing Tire own versus the cops and I can play it anywhere what other console can you play on the go other than that one console I can't legally say the name of but get yourself a steam deck only 650 smackaroos wa I want that no no Junior stop eating my hair Joseph get him off dude you know he does that when he wants something I know but we can't afford it pinch his ear it's the only way come on Junior okay okay damn I want that but Junior that's 650 smackaroos that's way too many smackaroos where are we going to get that many smackaroos I don't have any smackaroos do you have any Joseph I'm broke as a joke bro well Cody do you have any smackaroos we can borrow let me see I only have 140 smackaroos waa Cody where'd you get so many smackaroos well I work at my aunt's bakery selling macaroons for smackaroos she gives me five smackaroos for every dozen macaroons oh well we only need 500 more smackaroos well that was close you were 10 off but still Junior where are we going to get all those smackaroos oh I got an idea we can have a yard sale today it's nighttime yeah we can have a nighttime yard sale no one's ever heard of it and that's why we'll make so much money so go to your house and grab all the stuff you're willing to sell okay all right Joseph you go to your house too I live in a dumpster go to your dumpster and grab stuff you want to sell okay dude all right yeah we're going to have a wait you left Ken oh yeah sorry I was about to sell him okay Junior I'm back with my stuff yeah me too dude oh show me what you have wait Junior where's your stuff oh I looked at my toys and I decided I don't want to get rid of any of my stuff oh so you want us to get rid of our stuff yeah what do you have I have this copy of Over the Hedge on DVD holographic collector's edition [ __ ] with your boy and I got this sticky Hulk he's not very sticky anymore but give me 20 minutes I'll make him sticky and I got this jumbo sticky hand from DAV Busters still in the packaging I could get at least 100 tickets for that bad boy and check it out I have this Original Classic Kodak camera it even still has two pictures left on it okay well maybe it's more like one picture now well might as well take a selfie with it while I have it okay guys say cheese cheese cheese oh [ __ ] I think I blinked well I guess we'll find out in one to two B business days dude let me show you what I got I got this sick Naruto book man Sasuke went nuts in this [ __ ] oh and a whole bunch of football cards but my favorite one is this autograph Deshawn Watson card it came with a free massage but I never cashed in on it it doesn't look autographed oh it's sticky that's how he signs it oh yeah my grandma gave me this crucifix too but uh my life's so shitty dude there can't be a god there's no way what Jive why would you throw that dude I don't need it my life sucks but what if you get cursed or some [ __ ] it's not real it's not going to happen happened dude there's someone at the door maybe it's Pizza why would you think it's Pizza well why else would the door ring at night come on Cody it might be a lot of pizzas okay hello Junior why are there nuns at your door I don't know what do you guys want they're not guys Junior they're women really those are some ugly girls what do you ladies want oh I think they're mad that we threw the cross we didn't throw the cross that was Joseph um Junior I think she wants you to take it oh no we don't want it you can have it h Junior take the cross just take the cross oh yeah I actually did want it thank you uh yeah yeah thanks uh dude was that pieza of the door no there was none Junior that's so [ __ ] funny that's a hoot that's a hoot and to have oh my God Judy the real knee slapper that was a regular goof of paloa I'm going to write that one down I don't get what's funny dude oh you asked if there was pizza at the door and there was none but because there was no pizza but there were nuns at the door why were there nuns at the door oh they wanted to bring back your Jesus what I told you I don't need that stupid thing why would you do that cuz I don't need it not you Joseph I was talking to Logan why would you reuse the footage of the Cross going out the window you lazy sack of [ __ ] just throw it again what you think I wouldn't notice and you Joseph why did you throw the cross again cuz I don't want it dude but Joseph those nuns at the door one of them has a shotgun they might kill us oh damn yeah they were really mad but they're not going to come back right oh that must be Pizza no Junior it's the nuns again well let me check my doorbell camera can you grab my phone yeah sure let me see uh-oh Cody it's them again I told you Junior uh do do we go answer it no of course not that other one has a gun yeah yeah we we probably shouldn't answer it let's just ignore it well guys we're just going to ignore them no one answered the door good idea Junior oh wait why don't we call the cops even better idea can I use your phone so we can keep looking at the cameras yeah hold on let me get it okay Junior it's already ringing 911 what's your emergency uh yeah we have a problem well yeah you called 911 so I assumed you did so there's two nuns at my front door nuns yeah like the old ladies uh-huh and one has a shotgun oh yeah I could see how that would be a problem okay well obviously don't answer the door yeah we answered it earlier I wouldn't have done that yeah so can you come here okay yeah I'm on my way but what are they doing right now Cody what are they doing oh hold on let me see oh no Junior they're doing emotes and what's that oh no that one's hitting the gritty hard as [ __ ] oh my God they're doing for fortnite emotes oh no those are very dangerous nuns ju just stay inside and don't answer the door okay please come okay what are they doing now Cody let me see oh no Junior one of them's doing the macarina and the other one's riding her gun like a pony oh no what do we do there's nothing we can do junior we just have to wait for the cops or Joseph can take his Jesus statue back cuz that's all they want I don't want it dude it could save our lives Joseph oh no Junior look now she's mining for materials she's about to crack 90s Junior and look she has the P squeak Axe and she has the rocket backpack I don't even have that one yet oh no if she gets 999 of all materials she could build up to my window and kill us that way oh no Junior look that one's eating popcorn and the other one's trying to solve a Rubik's Cube and clearly doesn't know what the hell she's doing oh where's the cops please cops hurry up oh no Junior look they're playing patty cak freeze you nuns oh good the cops are here put your hands up yeah yeah now drop that gun yeah yeah that one yeah you drop oh no oh no don't shoot him don't shoot him oh she shot him and the other one has the cops gun no oh God no she's teabagging the cop the cop's dead now no one's going to help us Joseph just grab that cross nope for God's sake Joseph go get your cross n- come on Joseph grab it n- you're acting like a child Joseph NOP NOP NOP nopy NOP Joseph grab it right now no we're going to die so so what do you mean so hold on maybe the cop's not dead he got shot in the face with a shotgun Junior well maybe they missed and he's just faking his death let's see wait Junior I only see one nun where's the other one oh oh dear God Junior yeah I think he's dead well I was hoping he was still alive well now you got your answer oh well look there's nothing to worry about they're outside we're in here as long as we have this camera view of them we can just keep watching them but oh no Junior what are they doing now oh they're loading their guns what oh no Junior they shot the camera we lost our feed oh well uh well as long as they stay outside we're [Music] good oh no Junior they broke in through the front door run and hide ah wait wait wait wait maybe we should actually go running High instead of running in circles yeah that's a good idea run kitty kitty run okay guys we're going to hide in my closet good idea dude shouldn't we close the doors no Cody we might run out of oxygen duh the doors aren't airtight look I'm claustrophobic Cody I don't want to close the doors look we got to think of a plan how about we fight back like the people did on United 93 they all died but they still fought back and Die With Honor yeah they die fighting dude yeah would you rather get shot or at least grab the gun before you get shot it doesn't seem like it makes much difference going to fight back how about you guys distract the nuns and I go outside and grab the cop's reboot card Junior this is real life people don't drop reboot cards well maybe he did so look you guys distract the nuns I'm going to go outside and grab the card I feel like you're just trying to leave us here no I wouldn't leave my two best buds to get killed and me get away safely oh guys what is that is that a Nerf gun yeah grab it and give it to Joseph but it's a Nerf gun they have real guns but dude I got a nice shot yeah he he can shoot back and oh wait Cody is that your violin case what yeah how the hell did that get here I grabbed it and hit it because you suck at playing the the violin I'm good at playing the violin oh so look you pull out the violin and you play your horrible music their ears are going to bleed and then Joseph you shoot them and I run outside and grab the reboot card okay I mean why don't we just stay in here dude they'll never find us I think they found us shut up oh they're looking for us oh I hope they don't find us oh I really hope oh we really should have closed the closet door yeah yeah yeah we should have done that yeah be everyone don't move if you don't move they can't see you Junior they're nuns not T-Rexes they're leaving guys guys I can't believe that actually worked it worked oh [ __ ] oh yeah I was loud I was loud was I being loud yeah I was how loud was I being just a little bit just like it was close yeah I'm sorry guys it's my bad you guys can shoot me first if that makes it better oh oh don't do that okay guys guys before you shoot Cody uh he knows how to play the violin yeah he's good and and and you know how the people in the Titanic they played a song while they died yeah yeah so Cody would like to play A Goodbye song on his violin okay yeah can can you do that okay oh get the violin last song Cody hurry up get the violin okay I got the violin oh you you guys are pulling up chairs oh and you got popcorn that's yeah oh man now that you guys are here I'm getting kind of nervous Cody you better play your ass off yeah not sof off dude okay I'm going to play him by heart we'll go on by Selene Dion from Titanic oh you like that okay good here we here we go it's working they're paralyzed come on Jose let's run run oh he stopped us he stopped us yeah she wouldn't let us leave no okay well I don't blame for that uh oh oh okay they're they're they're mad yeah Jesus that's been nice knowing you okay whatever you want us to do we'll do it just please just let us live I told you I don't want that uh you know what this is my favorite thing ever I'm I'm going to cherish this forever what that's it you guys killed a cop just for that they just really want you to have that Joseph Jesus that was that crazy what the hell don't even let go of that just keep it in your hands at all the time I will I will so Joseph you said your grandma gave that to you yeah dude but I didn't think she was going to be on my ass about it my phone's ringing God it's her hello Joseph what the [ __ ] why are my sisters from church glor Lisa and Betty May telling me that you threw that cross I gave you the damn Wier cuz I don't need it Grandma [ __ ] you saw they were packing heat yeah I saw that look look I I would never throw it out of the window again I'm sorry good you better not now give Grandma some sugar I love you I love you too Grandma god well Joseph you better hang that up so no demons come after us or nuns yeah we don't want to get nun down hey guys Billy what are you doing here I want to play a game no Billy we don't want to play your game leave oh come on Marvin it's just a really quick card game it's called B the Ace of eight I don't want to play your stupid card game I see the AIDS needle right there no you don't it's right there oh come on Marvin just put your hand in there and grab a random card if I grab a random card will you leave oh yeah of course okay what card should I grab oh my God he just stabbed me with the a needle you know have oh my God call a doctor with the news breaking news Muk The Cure for AIDS has been found me and two other people are the reason let's go to our interview now you scared me hello it's me Mr Goodman I'm here with Dr Brooklyn T guy and his nurse Susan Smith Dr guy here found the cure for AIDS with nurse Susan using the money I donated to fund the research we did it guys no more AIDS woohoo oh my God they have a cure I'm saved Marvin we have to get you to the hospital let's go what they have a cure for for AE no my life is over I'm nothing if I'm not giving random people you know what I'm going to get my revenge on that doctor and the nurse and that rich [Music] guy wakey wakey sleepy hard where the hell am I I would like to play a game oh Jesus Billy not you again oh it's me again so you like curing AIDS huh oh that's what this is about you're mad that I cured AIDS yeah and since you like biggering out really hard stuff I got a lot of really hard stuff for you to figure out oh please do tell so how's your day going it's been pretty shitty oh perfect cuz I'm about to make it shittier that's great so you are currently strapped into an electric chair that is set to go off in two minutes 2 minutes got it so you see a spoon yeah let's just say it's not a spoon for eating booty bubbles yeah I didn't think it would be so you're going to take this spoon and you're going to dig out your eyeball with it because I put a key behind your eye and once you get the key you're going to use it to unlock this saw to cut off your right hand and once your right hand is cut clean up I personally will give you the code to turn off the circuit breaker to turn off the electric chair Ready set go no no no no no no you stop that timer I have questions okay what questions do you have okay well like why do I have to do all this stuff I mean I feel like a normal person would only have one of these tasks I feel like you had a lot of ideas so you just did all of them because you pissed me off okay but like I have only two minutes to like scoop my eye out with this spoon I I'm going to need at least five to work up the courage well you only have a minute and 40 seconds now no no no you're going to stop that goddamn timer because you need to explain some things fine what do I need to explain okay well like you didn't even tell me what I am supposed to scoop out okay that's for you to figure out no no no no this is [ __ ] you need to explain this okay I guess I'll give you a hint then let's just say I hope you pick the right one okay my right eye got it wait wait wait hold on my right or your right right but no no you need to give me something more to go on than that okay let's say Lefty Lucy righty tidy what the [ __ ] does that mean that doesn't help at all that's more confusing I wish you hadn't even said that enough questions go what no but like what okay okay fine uh I'm I'm going to go my right then because you're a trickster and you like jokes and that's the one you would pick I don't know Jesus just shut up and let me do this oh God it's going to hurt okay okay I got the eye out but I don't feel a [ __ ] key Billy where's the key Billy well I guess you didn't pick the right one oh God damn it I knew you were going to pull something like this so you tricked me with the Lefty Loosey thing I thought you meant my left eye was loose and your right well I told you like three times it was your right eye God damn it okay okay I'll do the other one just give me a minute okay I need a minute are you sure you want to take a minute you're running out of time okay okay I'll do it I'll do it God damn it just God okay okay I got the key out but my eyes are all dangling and I look like a snail well I really hope you're not as slow as a snail because you only have 1 minute and 4 seconds left okay okay I'm going to unlock it I just I can't see with my eyes like this oh let me help you buddy oh thank you that's very nice of you oh you're welcome buddy wo okay okay gu here we go okay all you got to do is cut your hand off and you're free you're doing a great job hey how much time do I have left 46 seconds could you could you give me another minute this is going to hurt really bad no I gave you a hand earlier when I helped you with the lock now it's your turn to give me your hand okay okay I'm doing it I'm doing it okay okay I cut my hand off Billy what's the code the code is zero zero hurry up zero like what the timer would be at if you didn't make it you [ __ ] kidding me okay zero Z I can't see with my eyes like this you said it was three zeros yeah it was three Z okay Ser okay okay I did it oh man you turned it off with one second left wait why did I even have to turn it off I could have just gotten up oops oh by the way the saw that you got your right hand off with was covered in AIDS so you now have AIDS okay well we cured Aid so that's not really a problem but I guess I'll go put my eyes back in oh man baby I'm so glad that they were able to cure my AIDS yeah I'm glad you're okay Marvin Hey guys you're never going to believe where I just got back from Brazil no not Brazil gree okay you can stop guessing where'd you get back from well you remember that creepy little clown from Saw Billy oh yeah we saw him earlier yeah well I saw him too when he strapped me up in this contraption and I had to cut my hand off to get free what you had to cut your hand off oh my God yeah oh my God is right I mean luckily I put it on ice so I was able to reattach it but look it has no feeling at all in anymore and the worst part is I had to scoop both of my eyeballs out with a spoon why would you have to do that he's really pissed off that I cured AIDS oh well I mean at least you escaped so that means he won't go after you again yeah let's hope I am kind of worried about my nurse though I don't think he'll go after her I think he's looking mad at you yeah yeah you're probably right hello hello is anybody there someone help me no one can hear you who are you their name's Billy and I would like to play a game what game you're currently trained to a wall with a bear trap behind your head a bear trap no no no I wouldn't move around too much you might set off the bear trap what do you want me to do well you like helping doctors cure AIDS well I would like a little bit of help you see I have this sandwich that I wasn't able to finish earlier I was wondering will you help me finish the sandwich okay did I forget to mention that the sandwich is made from human meat I can't eat that I'm a vegetarian well you better eat it in the next 60 seconds or else the bear trap will close on your head exposing your brain Ready set go okay I'll try uh I can't do it it's too disgusting oh come on the clock's ticking yummy yummy oh oh you know what how about I help you here here look here comes the airplane wait wait can I can I get some salt and pepper to mask the taste oh let me check ooh I only have pepper that's fine put it on okay oh man that is messed up you sneezed on my sych man now I got to throw it away what a waste a come on answer answer Susan's not answering her phone I'm starting to get worried I'm going to go back to where Billy had me tied up and see if she's there what the [ __ ] charge help I slept with a kinky [ __ ] again she left me tied up oh my God CH she's hideous she's a drunk too she wears too much makeup and too much eyeliner she's got a parent nose she's one of those emo [ __ ] you know the words you say could really hurt listen I'm sorry but if I slept with you I must have been drunk as [ __ ] oh my God we didn't have sex oh thank God listen I want to play a game okay listen I'll only let you suck it if you put a bag on your head and you shut up listen I said I want to play a game since you like to fund the cure for Aid so much I want you to take this blowtorch and burn all your money and if you do I'll let you go but if you don't I'll cut your balls off with this ma cut them off what yeah I'll never hurt money go ahead and cut off my balls are you serious because I I will literally let you go if you just burn this money no cut off my balls if we had sex then I definitely don't want balls on me anymore cuz I don't want the CIA to go any further you know what screw this a you got off my balls had enough no as long as the money is safe you know what new game you're going to take this saw and cut off your legs and if you don't do it within 60 seconds the room will fill up with poison gas and you'll die charos help she's a crazy [ __ ] I think I'm in love what the oh ches ches help I can't breathe ches help Susan Susan does he have you trapped in here what what smells like poison gas oh it's probably this poison gas machine I should turn that off yeah it's much better Susan oh my God Susan she [ __ ] save me okay okay hey guys I'm back did you find your nurse yeah I found her but her head was crushed in a bear trap oh my God yeah and he cut Goodman's balls off which is good news for me Marvin cuz now I can't get hookers pregnant you have to go catch Billy and arrest him well that's the problem Marvin he's hard to catch he's like a weasel they made 10 movies I don't think he's stopping anytime soon so all I can really say is hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husband cuz he killing everybody out here M my fish sandwich looks delicious oo I can't wait to take the first bite oh man and it smells like my ex I should call her I love this Nostalgia ooh wait wait my my fish sandwich is missing something what is it missing oh yeah spices duh what do we got chili powder no ital seasoning no Jeffy give me back with my sandwich no help me find my sh Nemo Jeffy where'd you get that fish I found it no he didn't he stole it now give it back Jeffy no he's got to find his sh no he's going to find my mouth because I'm hungry give it back no Jeffy that's not even a clown fish well maybe he lost his job no one's hiring clowns in this economy give me my fist back I'm hungry Jeffy give it back give it back there's someone at the door hold on give him his fish back Jeffy give me my them fish hello hey there we were just going door to door selling us sexy policeman calendars but then we heard screaming so now we're here for business not pleasure oh no my son was just screaming about a fish yeah Finding Nemo can be pretty scary oh it's a dead fish oh I think maybe we should come in a look around no no no what's these calendars about oh you like them yeah I made them myself we actually photo shopped our heads on to stock photos of sexy men that's not actually my body I wish it was but I like cheesecake too much but it goes straight to my hips I have to write you a ticket for being too sexy yeah I came up with that read mine freeze I need to do a strip search oh that's really clever you want to buy one how much is it $54 $54 for a calendar yeah I mean people are trying to like defund the police so this is how we're trying to fund it I mean we will sign it for you oh well what's your autograph worth what okay dick you're Marvin I'm Brooklyn guy okay do you know who I am I'm in every video you guys would crumble without me if I'm not here nothing happens Chef pee's girlfriend everybody hated that so I think my autograph is worth quite a bit so now we're going to come in and see what all the screaming is about who's at the door Marvin it was the police whoop whoop that's the sound of the us we heard screaming and unless there's ice cream in here for us all the scream for that's pretty suspicious I told you my son was screaming about a fish I see no sun and I see no fish well he left with it mm- no I'm not buying it Simmons something in here smells pretty fishy because there was a fish on the couch a minute ago no this is what I think happened I think you and your wife murdered someone and that was the scream we heard and then you hid the body and you didn't want to buy a calendar because you didn't want us to get your DNA off the money to compare to the murder victim no I didn't buy your stupid calendar cuz it sucks oh look what you did you made Simmons cry that's not my fault I don't have ABS like that Marvin you owe me a new fish cuz Jeffy put his Dirty Fingers all over it huh I guess you were telling the truth I told you I tell the truth jeez okay you don't have to snap at me Simmons if he was a turtle he'd be a snapping turtle go much I wouldn't be a SN turtle be a regular turtle Marvin you seem so stressed out you need a boy night out did somebody say boys night out did somebody say Applebees and casino and strip club I said boys night out but I didn't say strip club wa wait wait wait I heard Applebees I love me some damn Applebees now yeah you guys want to go to Applebees and a casino and also a strip club no strip club okay fine come on let's go to Applebees Applebees I kind of just want to stay inside tonight Marvin don't be such a push let's go to Applebees yeah come on bees okay baby I'll be back bye oh man Marvin you know what I love so much about Applebees the culture one meal you're in Greece another meal you're in Italy the next meal you're in Asia like chicken won tacos that's Asia in Mexico [ __ ] choose a country yeah exactly I feel like I need a passport to eat here I feel like I'm eating in an airport bro Applebees is the eighth wonder of the world so what do you recommend here what do I recommend Marvin it's Applebee's look at the menu I recommend all of it everything here is cooked fresh in the microwave uh my where's the bloom onion Simmons that's Outback the Australian Applebees oh okay let's see if the chef has added anything new to the menu ooh I've never seen this before chicken tenders platter I can't decide between that or The Bourbon Street chicken and shrimp and hello what's this Mountain Dew dark berry bash don't mind if I do it's like somebody nutted right in my mouth I don't know why you would want salty nut in your mouth there's presso on the menu yes there are hi thank you for coming to Apple peeas no oh thank you for being Applebees my name's Clarissa I'll be your server tonight can I start you off with a round of drinks yeah let me get a sip of you your tall glass of water looking ass I'm punched uh sir how about I start with you oh I'll have a captain Bahama Mama oh I'm so sorry we're out of those well of course you are I mean Applebee's is so busy I can't believe you guys could keep it in stock okay so I'll have a Coke instead is Pepsi okay oh [ __ ] no no it is not okay you know what I'll just have a water you know a round of water is for the whole table see that's the one downside of Applebees all they have is Pepsi products okay I'll be right back with those you know I actually think we're ready to order oh go ahead now what comes on the kids cheese pizza cheese okay but what kind of cheese are we talking Mano monster goua cuz I know the chef likes to have a cheese of the week whatever's imported oh no he doesn't it's mozzarella ooh fancy and how is that prepared is that thin crust or stuffed crust it's microwaved I'll have that oh I'm so sorry sir you can't it's 12 or under what you have to be 12 years old or under to order off the kids menu oh well in that case my son is coming later and he wants the kids cheese pizza oh okay then what would you like to eat nothing but my son wants the kids cheese pizza you're not eating no but my son wants the kids cheese pizza so get me a goddamn kids cheese pizza my son's not really coming later I just really wanted the kids cheese pizza it's exactly the right amount of food it's not too much you can take someone else's order now can you believe this I mean it's not like they're going to check my ID and see how old I am it's not like this's food police that are going to come arrest me if she gives me the wrong Pizza I said you can take a different order sir what would you like to eat I'll have the steak not microwaved oh how would you like that cooked on the grill no I mean your temperature well done okay anything else I want Outback Simmons down boy sir what would you like to eat [ __ ] I starving like a [ __ ] I can eat a quad drup of cheeseburger for real for real ooh ordering off the secret menu hey my guy my guy he knows oh and I want a steak how would you like that cooked [ __ ] on your fine ass on that wagon back though yeah yeah meting well uh sir what would you like uh can I just get a cheeseburger yes okay oh y'all seen a fine ass waitress oh I'll Pat that ass right now yes I would also have sex with the waitress what about you Simmons would you have sex with the waitress if the opportunity presented itself no I only like having sex with your mom ew but I'm not going to let that ruin my good time here at Applebee's What About You Marvin sex with the waitress does she have a disease come on Marvin come on take a chance take a chance Marvin this is Applebee's she's an Applebee's waitress she's not going to have a disease I'm pretty sure they check well um does my wife find out Jesus Mar just just say yes yeah yeah that's my boy that's my boy right there you dirty old bastard oh you nasty all right here's your food does everything look okay I mean your cute ass ain't butt naked on my plate right now so sir please stop Marvin if that's not just the freshest mozzarella cheese I've ever seen bone dry I can't wait to take the first bite of that I I mean I can't wait until my son takes the first bite I'm eating this Pizza I know and what's this Ms applesauce tell the chef I love him let me know if you need anything damn peeee look at that Burger they gave you the whole cow I didn't know my ex-wife was on the menu well guys let's eat it we still have to hit the casino after this hey Marvin you want to see my happy cheese pizza face I love cheese pizza all right guys we got to eat oh Marvin that kid's cheese pizza sure hit the spot I'm glad you enjoyed your kids pizza sir yeah and that MZ applesauce cup my compliments to the chef it's store bought well someone picked it sir it looks like you enjoyed your food you ate almost all of it yeah I was making room for dessert so come lay your fine ass on this plate or sit on Big Daddy's mustache and I'll give you a licking okay are you all paying on one check or paying separately uh police officers eat for free right no I didn't like mine you ate almost all of it but I asked for well done and it wasn't well done you ate almost all all of it uh ma'am could you give us a second please okay okay so who's paying y'all ass I was invited I I didn't even want to come here I have food at the house I am a chef I can cook y'all are cops y'all got Buu cash pay for it yeah I only brought $20 okay I have an idea uh waitress yes my friend Marvin here says you're really hot and he would have sex with you if he could what no you guys said you would no no no he said he'll P your ass right now on this table on top of this p no y'all said y'all would P sir how are you paying for the check [ __ ] Marvin that didn't work I have another idea what's that dispatch there's a shooting and kids oh no man we got to go right now those two aren't cops uh yes they are they're undercover cops right officers M yeah I I captain yeah I I captain yeah three of us are cops and one of us is a pirate so let's go all right boys let's bankrupt these scammers appreciate you bro for spotting me $20 I was broke as a joke I'll just spend it wisely ooh thanks Dad oh don't worry we're going to leave this casino millionaires you hear that [ __ ] we're going to own this casino what do you think it's going to land on Marvin what does 1 to 12 mean well apparently it's the age you have to be to order a [ __ ] cheese pizza at Applebees oh well I'm going to put on that what about you Simmons black where oh sorry my my cop instincts kicked and you meant on the table I'm going to go with boobies they never failed me it never lands on double zero I'm going to bet on the age of consent oh no no no no not not 13 I'm a cop I I actually know the age of consent not the age of consent in Japan look it up it's true it was 13 until just this year they bumped it up to 16 I guess that's progress okay [ __ ] spin that [Music] [ __ ] come on come on 18 18 black block block where where where come on double zero come on zero make me a millionaire 17 yes I won [ __ ] I was one off that has to count for something right damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it wait wait did I win was it 1 to 12 is 17 between 1 and 12 no no only Simmons won all right give me my money baby okay guys we only got one bet left well I got three I'm going to stick with my boobies it never lands on that I'm going to go all in on red H tempting but I'm going to put it on the number of times I've cheated on my wife 28 I've counted um what does ODD mean really Marvin it means if it lands on an odd number okay well can you put mine on even for me okay yeah fine okay hey ho could you spin that [Music] please come on 28 come on 28 red red red double zero wo yeah that's right [ __ ] I'm a millionaire hey come here ho I'm a millionaire you know it only pays out $350 right and you owe me 20 of that [ __ ] I don't know you all this money going to the strip club for some hoes I want to what are you talking about Simmons it landed on double zero that's green no it's red wait wait Simmons are you color blind what's that what color is this Matt uh red oh Jesus your color blind wait did I win no Marvin it landed on double zeros you bet on even numbers well double zero is even what are you talking about well because each person gets zero but what okay look if we had one apple then we have an odd amount of apples right but if we each had an apple that's an even amount of apples but if we both had no apples we evenly have nothing huh yeah yeah wait wait a minute did he win no no no no this is [ __ ] I want to talk to the manager yeah I definitely won get the manager is there a problem here gentlemen yeah Marvin you tell them what you told me okay so I bet on even numbers and it landed on double zero correct so did I win no well well you see double zero is an even number cuz each person gets zero and double zero is exactly how many house payments you've made this month Marvin so why the hell are you spending money in my Casino it was only $20 get the [ __ ] out what about my friend he's colorblind in zero looks red to him get the [ __ ] out okay let's go to the strip [Music] club uh can someone Grease the pole please oh sweet Jesus if I had any money left I'd give it to her and she'd forget I existed excuse me ma'am what are you willing to do for $3 uh nothing you're a cop a damn it Simmons we're still dressed like cops of course she's not willing to have sex with you in exchange for $3 uh ma'am we are cops but when we get off duty you should talk to him he's a very nice man okay whatever I want to leave no Marvin come on have some fun look at the [ __ ] that's someone's daughter I have a daughter ma'am what do I have to do to make sure my daughter doesn't end up like you don't kick her out of the house at 16 okay I'll write that down but what about 18 I don't know I didn't make it that far how many kids do you have four and a half what does half mean all right [ __ ] I got $350 in one so let me see that ass TK a little bit oh that's what I'm talking about hey hey hey meet me in the bathroom right now oh what's wrong Simmons are you sad that you wouldn't have sex with you for $3 yeah I'm sorry buddy you think the next stripper will do it no okay well how about this I got one more dollar you think we can do it for four yeah yeah we'll get her to do it next stripper please coming up next on stage we have Clarissa oh no way no [ __ ] way boys it's the Applebee's waitress hi hey you guys again you walked out without pay your bill yeah well we had a really important call at the casino actually they robbed us well that came out of my pay well sorry is that why you're dancing here I work two jobs to provide for my son oh that's sad Simmons ask her the question ma'am what are you willing to do for $4 nothing leave me alone a oh look you made Simmons sad look please he really just wants to have sex with a woman tonight for a ridiculously small amount of money well I really need the money okay wait so that's a yes yes get on the ground [ __ ] you're under arrest what yeah you're under arrest for prostitution we got her Simmons yeah I always get him with the puppy dog ass wait wait what's going on oh every week me and Simmons go to strip clubs to see if we can arrest the strippers for prostitution Simmons usually does get them she's going to lose her job at Applebees yeah hey what you do with my girlfriend get him Greg I got you baby oh look Simmons's a challenger get him Marvin what me what you want old man nothing I don't want anything Marvin here said he was going to P your girlfriend what I I didn't say I'd P they said they p and I I said I was that Applebees me and you outside right now I'mma beat your ass what go on Marvin kick his ass no I'm going to lose come on Marvin it's a classic strip club fight you got him he looks like a [ __ ] what I can't fight I'm not come on Marvin you can do it no Marvin what happened to you he had the time of his life that's what happened oh well I'm glad you enjoyed your boy night out no Marvin I know you lost that fight but we arrested that guy and he's in jail for assault now a fight oh yeah uh it was at Applebee's they only gave him four m moella sticks and things got pretty heated oh my God guys I had the night of my life man boys night out that was a blast I had Burgers cash in ass woo talk about a night to live for ohoo man we need to do this more often ask what is he talking about oh uh we we went to a donkey show at Applebees where where the donkeys they they get up on stage and dance yeah yeah anyway me and Simmons are going to go back to selling calendars come on Simmons let's get on the invisible police horse bo bo bo a Bill's a pass do they're always P do Karen well Bo we need to make more money well I already have like 50 jobs Karen I'm already a cop a doctor a firefighter what else do you want me to do well we could sell some of our stuff well like what sell the couch yeah B we can sell the couch we can make like $500 $500 is not going to be enough to cover these bills Caren well we could sell some of your knick-knacks B and maybe you can quit drinking okay well I'm never going to quit drinking but I guess I could sell some of my knickknacks I mean I do have something that's worth money what is it boy let me go get it I have Tom Brady's last Super Bowl touchdown ball oh my God Bo how did you get that what do you mean Karen you don't remember when Antonio Brown came to my hotel after the Super Bowl and gave me his jersey in this ball well that was nice of him yeah well how much is the ball worth Bo well the ball itself is probably worth about a million dollars oh my God a million doll sell the damn thing well there just one little problem Karen what's that Bo this damn signature what's wrong with with the signature is it smudged no it's just Antonio Brown's signature oh isn't he the nice man that caught the football yeah unfortunately why unfortunately well you see Karen he's a super Gremlin now what's a super Gremlin well I'm not entirely sure but if he is in fact a gremlin I guess somebody fed him after midnight cuz he tore off his clothes and ran across the field during a football game he did that oh yeah take a look yeah see that's him right there yeah there he is he's on demon time well maybe it was hot outside yeah maybe but that still doesn't really explain why he whipped his wiener out at a public pool and stuck it in a lady's face well that's inappropriate it sure is and so is throwing patio furniture off the 14th floor of a condo endangering the people below well Bo I'm sure that's not going to affect how much the ball is worth yeah you're right I'm sure him punching a moving truck driver in the face and throwing rocks at the truck probably didn't affect the price of the ball either Bo I'm telling you someone's going to want this ball yeah maybe somebody will I guess I'll take it to a pawn shop and see what they'll give me for it hey welcome to the pawn shop what do you got for me well I actually have Tom Brady's last Super Bowl touchdown ball wa damn that's got to be worth at least a million okay I'll take it in cash please wait what's this that that is uh that that's one of the other player signatures I I don't know whose's that is wait is that Antonio Brown signature no no no definitely not that's um that that that's number 18 yeah that's Tyler Johnson the ball's just upside down no that's definitely Antonio Brown signature yeah I don't want this ball especially not after he bought an arena football team and didn't pay any of the players yeah he did do that and you know all of the assault charges yeah the those yeah there are those but what about the ball though huh okay look if you can get Tom Brady to sign this ball then it would be worth a million dollars but Tom Brady's never going to sign this ball yeah I know that's your problem okay but like what if Tom Brady didn't sign the ball how much would it be worth then you would have to pay me $5 to take this ball okay I guess I'll try to get Tom Brady to sign it well Karen I got good news and bad news what's the good news the good news is the pawn shop will give me a million dollars for this ball we a million dollars we're going to be rich wait why the ball still here well you see Karen that's the bad news they will only give me a million dollars if Tom Grady also signs the ball but that should be easy Bo you love Tom Brady oh I do love Tom Brady but you know who doesn't love Tom Brady who Antonio Brown that's silly Bo they were teammates they have to love each other oh yeah you'd think especially because Antonio Brown didn't have a job before Tom Brady got him signed to the Buccaneers and let him live in Tom Brady's house and then they went on to win a Super Bowl together so you'd think they'd be really good friends yeah but see they're not not because Antonio Brown mocked Tom Brady about his divorce that's horrible oh it gets worse Karen he also photoshopped his head on Tom Brady's body in pictures of him and his wife together that's a little weird yeah it is and so is this kid book cover he photoshopped that says Daddy doesn't live here anymore and shows Tom Brady leaving his house and Antonio Brown Living in his house implying that he is now the father of Tom Brady's children that's so mean yeah it is and so is this he posted a picture of him hugging Tom Brady's wife after this Super Bowl so there's no way Tom Brady signing this guy damn ball Bo you're being silly he's not going to recognize that signature that could have been any of the players he put his number next to it Bo you just got to try he won't care yeah okay maybe you're right well luckily Tom Brady does have a public signing today so I guess I'll take the ball there and try my luck all right everyone in line to meet Tom Brady remember one signature per person ma'am do do you know how Tom Brady feels about signing Antonio Brown balls sir you're going to have to wait your turn that's not what I asked [ __ ] oh wow I see you you have an Antonio Brown signed ball too oh yeah this is actually his last Super Bowl touchdown ball oh awesome I have one of his playoff game touchdown balls do you think Tom Brady's going to sign it listen man I don't know that's what I'm wondering too next in line ooh wish me luck okay I'm want to see how this goes cuz if he doesn't sign that kids ball he's not going to sign mine all right sir this is Timmy oh hey there Timmy oh my God hi Mr Brady I'm your biggest fan 15 seconds Sir okay let's hurry this up you want me to sign something uh yes will you sign my ball sure thing champ wait what the [ __ ] is this Antonio Brown's signature uh yeah get the [ __ ] out of my face you [ __ ] Brett if you're a fan of him you're not a fan of me Sarah burn this ball and tell this kid he can never see me again on it sir wait Mr BR no please get the [ __ ] out of here I wouldn't kiss you if you asked me next all right next in line uh I I I actually just want a picture okay all right sir this guy just wants a picture no what's wrong you don't want old Tommy's autograph oh no sir Mr Brady I think a picture will be just fine say cheese I'm sorry my smile wasn't good enough that kid in front of you pissed me off cuz he wanted me to sign that Antonio Brown ball oh yeah what an [ __ ] I would never do that uh sir did you drop this no that's not mine that's not mine you should just throw that away okay but what trash can though it was very nice meeting you Mr Brady U ma'am ma'am I actually want that back you said it wasn't yours I lied well how do I know you're not lying now well you were going to throw it in the trash who cares Bonnie you're back did you get your ball signed uh no but I did get this selfie a that's a lovely picture Bon but why didn't you get your ball sign I didn't ask you didn't ask he cussed out a child Karen B you're a grown ass man you could have asked nicely well if he would cuss out a child imagine what he'd do to me Bo we need that million dollars I bought hula without ads what the hell Karen we don't have Hulu without ads money well wait what if you sold the ball he is never going to sign this ball Karen well Bon what if you removed the signature well Karen it's permanent marker it's not coming off it's permanent well we could cover it with a Band-Aid hm let me think about how that would go sure I'll sign your ball wait what's under this Band-Aid Antonio Brown signature [ __ ] you you thought you could trick me you son of a [ __ ] I'll kill you yeah we're not going to do that Bo I could go and ask him to sign it because I'm a girl I'm hot and he's single you're not a Brazilian supermodel Karen well that's rude no I think there's only one way I can get this ball signed how I'm going to have to kidnap Tom Brady what I'm going to kidnap Tom Brady and force him to sign the ball in order to be let go Bo you can't do that I am going to do it I'm going to kidnap Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Junior and who's going to help you do that Bo I know just the guy uh hello you've been standing there for like five minutes oh sorry I was just waiting for the transition yeah I need your help kidnapping Tom Brady what kidnapping Tom Brady why well you see I have his last Super Bowl touchdown Ball but it's signed by Antonio Brown which means it's pretty much worthless unless it's also signed by Tom Brady so I need to kidnap Tom Brady and force him to sign it well why do you need my help well who am I going to pin it on if I get caught what what look I just need your help kidnapping Tom Brady well do you have any good ideas to kidnap Tom Brady well I was thinking we could set up a kissing booth and hire his son but we're just going to make so much money cuz Tom Brady's going to going to be there all day kissing his son on the mouth which he often does frequently okay well I have a better idea what if we tie a string around a football and throw it in the yard and then maybe Tom Brady will grab it and we can pull him in oh that could work Tom Brady loves football all right Marvin throw the ball in the yard okay all right now let's go wait upstairs just going for my nightly stroll is that a football I love footballs blue 42 set hut he grabbed the football Marvin pull it pull it wait wait wait what am I getting out of helping you kidnap Tom I'll give you 10 grand just pull it in okay who Pull It in Marvin pull it pull it oh he's a big boy he's a big boy bring him in bring him in okay we got him tie him up tie him up TI him up what the hell why' you guys tie me up uh Mr Brady we need you to do something for us what you need my help get in shape tb12 method uh no I need you to sign my football wait I remember you you were at My Signing why didn't you just ask me then well because Mr Brady it's a football that Antonio Brown also signed what what the [ __ ] no way in hell I ain't signed that you might as well just kill me oh come on Mr Bri no way Jose When Pigs Fly under no circumstances absolutely not we just sign it real quick no way not in a million years on no account in no circumstance just ack not by any means not for all the tea in China not under any circumstances not on your life not on your Nelly Over My Dead Body when hell Freez is over certainly not hell no I don't think so not For Love or Money not in any way forget it God forbid never no indeed no thanks not at all Not For a Moment not really at no time in a pig's eye n negative no fear no C nope not under any circumstances not over one's dead body hold the chili hold the cream hold the mustard I'm good in no case in no wise I don't think he wants to sign it yeah I don't think he does what if we offered you money to sign it I don't want money I want Antonio Brown to Suffer Well Mr Brady I have his Super Bowl Jersey what if I traded it for you so you could like wipe your ass with it okay I like that idea I'm going to wipe my butt with it okay you got yourself a deal okay I'll get it okay Mr Brady I got your jersey it says Brown that's the color of the stinky [ __ ] I'm going to take on it anyway I signed your ball so bye oh my God Marvin he actually signed it let me see let me see let me see burn in hell yeah but look he still signed it yeah but it says burn in hell on it I don't even care you know what I don't even think I'm going to sell this this this adventure's been too much fun guys look the news breaking news Tom Brady wiped his ass with Antonio Brown's Super Bowl Jersey and then auctioned it off for $2 million wow he sold that fast you think he'd wipe his ass with my ball probably not oh well I'm going to take it home and show my wife Karen Karen Karen he signed it really B let me see look Bo in Hell Bo why would he write that well it might be because we kidnapped him or he may have been talking to Antonio Brown okay but Bo how are we going to sell this ball for a million dollars now well Karen I made the decision I don't want to sell the ball it means too much to me but Bo how are we going to pay our bills well I don't know maybe I can pick up another job Bo I have an idea I could sell feet picks online Karen you don't have feet but Bo I can download stock images of feet and sell them online uh-huh uhhuh uh oh man I'm so sick Chef beepi where's my tissues hold on junior I'm coming here's your tissues why are you pushing it with a broom because I don't want to get your Ebola or Bubonic plague I don't know what you have I'm trying to stay healthy oh can you hand me the remote I can throw it to you ow [ __ ] B I think you broke my nose I didn't break your nose stop being a baby junior no I really think it's broken let me see let me see oh my God Junior you're trying to get me sick you stupid I can't stand there's someone at the door there's someone at the door oh you better I'm going to give you some more when I come back hello hey it's Junior home I made him some chicken noodle soup wow I guess girl scoutt cookies aren't selling if you're going door to door selling chicken noodle soup I guess I'll buy buy one then no I'm not selling it I made it for junior because he's sick now why the hell would you do that silly Billy well because I'm his girlfriend wait wait what you his girlfriend no way no way you must got the wrong house and the wrong Junior cuz there's no way Junior has a girlfriend no I'm his girlfriend wait wait you must be blind I see the glasses you haven't seen how hideous he is you don't want to be his girlfriend run these are reading glasses so read between the lines don't be his girlfriend he's a brat look can I just come inside what no no no no no look tell me is is he bribing you or holding your family hostage look blink if he is oh you don't even have to Blink I can see the pain in your eyes please can I just come inside I made him this chicken noodle soup and I want to give it to him wait you made chicken noodle soup for him hold on let me see this let me see this I'll take it to him what the hell I'm the only one that cooks for him look I'm the Shelf you can go and talk to him but you don't cook for a I cook hey sugar plum are you feeling any better I am now that you're here my snugs booom Junior I made you chicken noodle soup to help you feel better but your Chef took it from me and threw it outside why would Chef do that I don't know he was being a dick here you go Junior I made you soup just like you like it because I'm your Chef I know how you like it that's how you make soup read it Junior has a small wiener it's true and how would you know that you creep because I have to bathe him and clean him every single night because he's a dirty ass individual no sh baby shut up but it's true you guys are not dating stop lying to me it's no way you got a girlfriend before me but we really are dating okay if you really are dating kiss then wait no I don't want to get sick because you're lying you're lying [ __ ] we got one we got one okay [Music] fine you can't be true never before me he's weird Junior yeah how did Junior get a girlfriend before me I want a girlfriend but girls just use me for my body I'm such an object I want to cuddle too I want to watch movies and Game of Thrones hey shf peipi why you crying like a [ __ ] oh hey little T oh I'm just sad because juliia got all the hoes I don't got no hoes wow that is sad but it sounds like a personal issue you know me little te is a pimp I stay with some hoes I can L you one if you want you really could you would live me one of your hoes for the night of course I would we're back friends right hey [ __ ] bring that ass here yes Big Daddy all right shut up [ __ ] I'm talking you got to talk to these hoes like this okay that's how they know they roll you feel me hey [ __ ] uh I need you to lend that ass to Jep PE for the night show them your toes oh yeah she just got them done all right be careful with it is though she just got a new new and improve have fun I can really show Junior that I have a girlfriend oh hey oh let's let's go show you off so Junior what movie do you want to watch let's watch The Human Centipede ooh what's that about it's this documentary on centipedes because apparently centipedes are endangered and the humans make them repopulate the Earth so they don't go extinct that sounds so interesting yeah I'll turn it on yeah put your Li right there put that foot in my face oh yeah oh I need that oh my bad my boy I didn't see it juliia my bad my bad just chilling here with my man [ __ ] me tight [ __ ] tight [ __ ] well I didn't know you had a girlfriend shf peipi of course I got a girl I got one of them girl friends you got come on you know that you know that that my main squeeze my shot it my old Leed my little boo thing all that [ __ ] you know that come on tight [ __ ] how long you been dating oh at least about 2 years I didn't know you was fair though stop asking too many questions God dang but at least two years yeah she bailed me out of jail you know paid the bond and everything and we've been locked in ever since yeah she do the thing where she spread eagle call it the ball Eagle oh my bad I a me to tell yall that [ __ ] you feel me you still got virgin is a little baby tight [ __ ] tight [ __ ] oh well I've never seen you kiss a girl so can you kiss her can I kiss her boy I got lips I know how the KISS come here yeah lick her face clean yeah like a paint you know what I'm talking about I never knew Chef peip had a girlfriend [ __ ] I'll kiss her again tongue her down see my tongue is her toothbrush Chef what the [ __ ] are you doing she's a [ __ ] she puts a lot of wieners in her mouth big small curvy tall look even the stinky ones I don't know what she has going on I never got to tested what come on [ __ ] I got you book for two truckers in a Walmart parking lot for an Alabama hot pocket and a Mexican pancake it's time to get caught oh SHP we just Google what an Alabama hot pocket and a Mexican pancake are I don't care I don't want to know that's gross so that wasn't your girlfriend I mean that was my girlfriend but like she was my side piece you know what I'm talking about not the main entree you feel me nothing go go too CRA over you said that was your main I mean you got to say that [ __ ] in front of them hoes bro like you got to play the part look you on your first hole you don't know the game the game can be bought not taught you feel me how you going to teach Master the game master invented the damn game well your friend came and grabbed your girlfriend from you look look I just you know put out there in the streets to make some money it's some money to be made I ain't trying to hold on to it too much yeah make that cash baby so where's your main girlfriend oh yeah you know she in the cut waiting on a real [ __ ] to come back to her you pick her up type [ __ ] yeah she just waiting on me to rescue her ass but you ain't ready for that you ain't ready for the main squeeze you too young for that we we want to meet your main girlfriend oh you really want to meet her all right don't don't be surprised when she got that ass toed up now [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh where am I going to find another girl to be my main girlfriend Lil T hey hey hey shut up I'm on the phone godamn oh Lil t look I need your help can you please bring that girl back and put her in another wig or something to make it look different oh I'm sorry Chef peipi she's with those truck drivers right now the Hot Pocket is in the oven well how long is it going to take oh I don't know let me see let me call him back uh hey yo big red how long you got my [ __ ] okay having fun yeah I bet well have at it all right looks like the pancake is done but they're halfway through the hot pocket right now I can bring her back over here where she's done but I might have to charge you pee no it's going to be too long I need to fight another girl right now God Junior this movie doesn't look like a documentary it is they're just trying to show you what life would be like if humans had to be centipedes I ain't want to flex on your ass Junior but you made me do it so I brought her out my main squeeze my main thing Tinker Bell she destined for greatness as you can see busting all out the frames Cat bottle shape ass ohoo I love it yeah she a 10 out of 10 I had to save her ass you know from the strip club that naughty life yeah we got a little Jay-Z Beyonce thing going on drunk and love typ [ __ ] typ [ __ ] you feel me man you wouldn't understand that you in a little boy League just stay over there this big dog [ __ ] [ __ ] brazy you feel me excuse me sir uh your payment was declined what what are you talking about it went through on the website well it didn't and our system made an error so I'm going to have to repossess the sex doll unless you can pay the $900 what no no no you can't on the website they said you cannot repossesses no returns so uh uh I already used her heavily so what are you going to do what are you going to do huh resell it well yeah I can I can wash her and I can use her myself what no no please that's think a bell uh I'm sorry I didn't know we had Jay to peek at Smith here no T come back baby shfp what was that about oh that was just strip club manager he said she has to get back to work it's money to be made but he said she was a doll yeah her name's baby doll idiot she's a stripper duh God she's just precious to everybody even me shfp I don't think you have a girlfriend of course I ain't got no girlfriend I can't be held down I'm a pimp you feel feel me I'm allergic to these hoes especially a commitment a you feel me I just catch these holes and put them back into the sea you know like fish they can't tie me down I can't be tied down I break out every time well shf I think you're just jealous that I have a girlfriend so you're lying and saying you have one yeah I don't know how you even got a girlfriend does she know who you really are like he pisses the bed like every single day do you want to sleep in a pissy bed what well I only do that cuz I'm afraid to get out of the bed cuz I'm afraid of the dark Junior that's disgusting hold on it's even worse look every time he sneezes it sounds like the nword so deal with that in public what I just want to say it so I say it to sneeze Junior mhm and and remember when you had that hamster and you let it like die after you didn't feed it for like a week yeah he doesn't like pets he he hates them so deal with that he's a serial killer they start off Young Junior I didn't know you were supposed to feed him every day so I fed him once a month yeah he doesn't care about anybody oh look I got hoes to deal with Junior your Chef is really weird yeah he's really weird let's just watch the centipede documentary it's not a documentary Junior yes it is they made sequels so Joseph what do you want to do today I don't know dude you want to play a board game sure but all I have is sorry oh yeah sorry it's all right dude guys guys guys me and Timmy just had a great idea that'll make us rich why you hanging out with Timmy uh uh we were at my house practicing our vocals yeah in his closet he's really good with his mouth uh for for singing show him oh my God but okay okay um the wheels on the bus go round and round wa he's actually pretty good for a white boy so what's your idea I was thinking we should start a boy band like the Backstreet Boys are in sync or One Direction wait Cody we already started a rock band called Lizard Goods lizard good yeah but that's a rock band this is a boy band we like dancing [ __ ] well he's right dude boy bands do pull a lot of girls you're telling me I could have a lot of girls all over me wait Junior aren't you already dating Penelope yes I have a girlfriend but famous people are allowed to cheat on their girlfriends facts okay I didn't know that well I was just going to do it for the boys yeah me too the boys except I'm not gay though yeah sure okay yeah I'll join a boy band so what's the name of the band going to be I was thinking we could call ourselves the Joan ass Brothers Ooh or Instinct o ooh or one erection oh my God I love that but what about the back door boys oh I love that back door boys that's the one you know what I'm out what jph where you going so Junior you're going to join our boy band uh I mean it's either that or we play Sorry sure I'll join all right let's go to the stew all right guys come on let's get to cooking I thought we were recording a song no no Timmy cooking is what people call making music oh in that case we should totally make a chicken alfredo how about we just make a song Jimmy yeah guys let's record a song so every hit song is something that people can relate to so let's make girls feel good oh yeah that sounds really heto yeah Junior I think it's got to be Wicked gay ooh what if it started something like this you got the key of my heart you do you do oh and then the next line could be I never ever want to lose you lose you o I love that yeah that's good and then it could be like I want to lick you where you poo poo poo poo oh my God so hot yeah right I mean I I guess that can be kind of straight all right guys let's record the song you know what let's just record the music video Let's improv everything yeah let's do it all right let's go yeah this song goes out to all the single boys in the world and girls but mostly boys you got the key of my heart you do you do I never ever want to lose you lose you I wouldn't want to live without you without you I want to lick you where you do we the back door boys making some noise don't need no toys we're the back door boys a is destroyed ring like cowbo we don't like wom we're the back door boys pull down your pants like they're full of ANS yeah so big put me in a TR like a baseball bat at first glance damn booty so big got to be in pl damn throw that ass back boy Make Me Dance i f that were him like we in France this ain't no ordinary Bromance finish to fast need another chance you got the key to my heart you do you do I never ever want to lose you lose you I wouldn't want to live without you without you I want to make you where we're the back door boys making some noise don't need no toys we're the back door boys our a is destroyed riding like cowboy we don't like women we're the back door boys oh my God we sound so amazing guys we're going to be huge we're going to be bigger than Justin Bieber yes and Taylor Swift whoa that is where I draw the line mister I'm a total Swifty guys you don't want to you know reord the song and just straighten up the vocals oh what's wrong with the vocals they just sound a little gay Junior look this song is going to have me neck deep and chowed and you're going to be lapping up muff like a dog drinking water out of a bowl oh that part yeah that's what I'm going to be doing me too woof I guess so just release the song oh I already uploaded it but do you think everybody in the world has heard it yet maybe let's go check the news okay guys let's check the news breaking news Okay a scarecrow is winning an outstanding Achievement Award for being outstanding in his field but hey it's in his jeans oh I guess our song was too weird for people to listen to it but that doesn't make any sense it was a bob you know what check Yahoo news Okay Yahoo news oh my God we made the R cover of Yahoo news only the most famous people get on Yahoo News we're famous I know right I've seen Kim K on there like 12 times hold on guys my phone's ringing hello Junior I just saw you on Yahoo News you're a part of the back door boys well not like a big part of it I think I should have been on the left side your song is number one it's huge wait really yes all my friends think you're so hot really why do you sound so excited Junior well I I don't sound excited I just thought it was kind of cool friends thought I was hot you know what I don't want you being in that boy band anymore if you're doing it to get other girls of course I'm doing it to get other girls famous people can cheat on their girlfriends what Junior you better not make any more music with that group okay fine I won't sorry guys I can't be a part of the homo boys anymore no Junior we need you we're the back door boys yeah three back doors is way better than two guys my girlfriend said I can't who's at the door let's answer it together okay hello hey there I'm Talon agent and walking Target on my back Steve stalberger what are you doing here well you kids are the back door boys and I'm the front door man with the front door plan and a suitcase full of cash I like the cut of his jib Junior he's got a well- cut jib he is very handsome wait wait wait explain what's going on well the song you boys made is huge I tell you huge so I want to give you $500,000 to make a new song and signed with my record label and become slaves to corporate greed well the thing is my girlfriend just told me I can't make any more music ah fooy I guess I'll find a gayer group of kids to give this money to no no no no no no I want the money we'll do it we'll do it I knew I'd get you with the money okay just give me a few dollars no no no you got to make the song first come on guys let's go back to the stew okay guys let's hurry up and record this song and can we please make it straight this time okay A little straight got it isn't Penelope going to be mad she won't be mad when I show her $500,000 in cash you're not getting all $500,000 yeah we have to split it she won't be mad when I show her $250,000 in cash you're not getting half either we have to split it three ways I don't know what the number is split three ways well that would come out to us each getting about 166,000 ,000 I would only get $166,000 well actually after taxes it's more like $ 104,000 you're telling me I'm going to record this stupid gay song for only $114,000 Junior that's still pretty good it's $104,000 more than you would have had otherwise okay fine I'll record the song but only if it's straight yeah we'll make it super straight so what should our next song be about I get one word Cowboys Yeehaw hey Cody why don't you come over here and be my little horsey on my way ride it like a horsey boy okay ride it like a horsey boy okay ride it like a horsey boy okay ride it like a horsey boy okay get on top turn it around reverse cowboy I'm going to town like a pig in the mud I'm rolling around swiming in the booty I hope I don't drown want you to be my G Cowboy I want you to be Cowboy put on a saddle spank me with a paddle hit me so hard make my ass cheeks rattle Hit Me Harder daddy you know I won't tattle hop on my horse so I can't scattle where you going baby the fun just started don't think that smell is because I just farted you know I'm like Moses cuz your cheeks just parted if you leave me I'll be brokenhearted okay guys no I'm done I want to leave the band what come on Junior you didn't even sing your part yeah you totally choked and not in the good way I just can't do it I I can't sing this song the lyrics are too gay what do you mean it's not gay it's about Cowboys you literally said Smack My Ass make it rattled well yeah I was talking about the horse you know when you're riding a horse you smack its butt to make it go faster what about the part where you said ride it like a horsey boy I I was talking to the Cowboy and telling him to ride the horsey what about the part where you literally said I want you to be my gay cowboy Oh my god gay is and happy like a happy cowboy Oh that's not what I meant at all I meant like straight up homosexual Cowboy see that's why I want to leave so I just I'm just going to leave you're not going to get paid for the song well just pay me from the first song it was a number one hit well we didn't make any money off the first song we uploaded it for free on an non-monetized channel oh well I guess this chapter of my life is over cuz I'm done oh wellow so should we finish the music video well yeah right it Like a Horsey boy hey Junior we got our cash yeah it's a shame you had to leave him in a twah junior yeah you know I wish I could have stayed but I just didn't want to leave a really bad digital footprint out there Junior you've said the nword before yeah I know I just wanted to pick a path and I chose that one I just didn't want to bad things out there so I'm kind of glad I left what are you going to spend your money on I'll probably spend it on my Harvard tuition o I'm going to buy a pony like a real pony God damn it Timmy oh my God that's my father I need to straighten up Timmy what's this pickle looking [ __ ] I heard on the radio uh it's for a school project father no no sir re Bob you're one step away from conversion Camp there mister so you take your Fruity Pebble Flintstone ass all and home and Yabba daba do your homework can I at least say bye to my friends first no go home and read your Bible Leviticus 18:22 read it over and over and over again and ride it a thousand times and put it on the refrigerator let me have a word with you kids stop trying to turn my son into a homo okay stop trying to make him eat Skittles and taste the rainbow and [ __ ] I don't think your son needs any help stop it zip it knock it off okay well we were making money off the song I don't care about your chump change and also why is my Hungry Hungry Hippo sticky what leave them alone C can I can I have Timmy's half of the money since his dad didn't want it sure I don't give a [ __ ] oh what's this oh it's a nickel it must be my lucky day what was that for today is not your lucky day you touch my nickel so you like touching nickel huh look I didn't know belong to you oh I'll show you I think I'm in the mood to shoot some hoops Perfect come wait what what slam dunk time wait what now that's what I call a slam dunk I love to see instant replay on that oh wow that was sexy you you stay right there I'll be right back H which one which one so many weapons so little time oh what's going on bullseye now what else can I do to him I can draw a mustache on a stupid face that'll teach him hold still oh no please I don't now you have a mustache not a mustache anything but a mustache I like mature now okay okay I'm thinking crowbar next take this you must freak luig Luigi what are you doing he's been a bad boy Mario he needs some spankings he needs some spankings yes he does MHM I've been waiting for this go ahead Mar go get it oh I will all right you deserve this enough yes please he has had enough is all right what do you want to do to him next oh I have an idea let's take a pillowcase fill it up with bars of soap and beat the [ __ ] out of him I like that I I really like that okay I'll be right back all right all right Mario hold him down for me Hur all right I know what to do with them next all right what stop please that enough yes yes stop please okay we need to get this mustache off his face yeah what a poser I not a poser you drawing on me Li I know what to do to Liars why no please let me out please please please yeah that's what you deserve yeah that's exactly what you deserve all right so Luigi why did we just do all those things to toad oh it's super simple Mario super simple he touched my nickel oh well yeah no one's ever supposed to touch your nickel yeah no one well see you later Mario see you later

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Length: 187min 55sec (11275 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 28 2023