SML Movie: Jeffy's Big Idea [REUPLOADED]

[Music] all right jeffy today is me and rosalina's five year anniversary of knowing each other good so i bought her a star you bought her a star you can buy stars yep you can buy stars where did you get it from a star salesman where did he get it from like i don't know jeffy well how much did it cost it only cost a hundred dollars a hundred dollars that's cheap it's like there's a trillion dollar well rosalina's always one to star so i decided to buy her one well can we go do it no jeffy it's like a million light years away what did what do we do with it all you do is look at it look at it you paid a hundred dollars to look at something why you just give me a hundred dollars and you can look at me because nobody wants to look at you jeffy well that's rude you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna go stand on the corner and say pay me a hundred dollars look at me mario oh rosalina's coming shut up don't ruin the surprise hey mario surprise what's happening what today's our five year anniversary of knowing each other it is yes we've known each other for five years mario yes i'm five years older than the day we met yes oh my gosh mario that's so exciting i completely forgot it's okay i'm sorry i didn't get you anything but um i'll make it up to you later daddy go ahead you old plumber you go lay some pipe she's talking about that jeffy shut up well look baby i bought you a starboard anniversary oh you bought me a star mario can we go look at it look at this mommy all you can do is look at it she knows that jeffy just shut up you're gonna stay here let's go look at the star baby oh okay let's go well i want to look at the star shut up jeffy you're playing another character in the next scene well lance knows yeah but i don't know that all right so here's the plan i saw the guy that lives in that house over there a star now wait wait wait you're selling stalls mate i want a stall no no i didn't really sell him a star it's just like it's just a piece of paper well what he'd get a stall i want to stall don't worry about it just focus okay he and his girlfriend are going to come outside to look at the star and when they do i want you to pretend to steal his girlfriend's purse then i'm going to come over and pretend to beat you up and then she'll want to be with me instead of him because i'm a hero look at these abs but uh what if she doesn't have a purse mate she'll have a purse she's a girl but what if she doesn't have a purse she'll have a purse okay now just try to steal it and then whenever i come over i'm gonna punch you and then you act like i punched you really hard like it was a super punch okay all right but i got it which one is it mario i think it's that one or that one or it could be that one oh what about that one that one's so pretty baby that's the moon oh well what about that one i hope it is you know that's the one that's the one right there the last of me super d you saved my life yeah don't mention it babe it's what i do mario you didn't do anything i was gonna do something like i didn't know if he had a knife or if he was gonna hurt me like i tried to look for my phone so i called 9-1-1 but i didn't want to get hurt mario you just stood there i was about to kick him no all you did was just sit there and cry like a little baby no no i was totally going to kick him but then i didn't want i didn't know if he was wearing a belt and i was going to hit the hard part and then stub my toe well i'm glad super d was here because he saved my life oh come on babe you've had a pretty rough night let's go in and lay down what no no no no come lay down babe you might have a concussion my head's fine i'm just a little shaken up just let me know if you need to mouth all right super dweeb you can leave i got it from here hey daddy how did the star go oh wait let me guess i better look like a little white dot in the sky not right now jeffy mario how could you just stand there and do nothing i was gonna do something i just didn't want to step in yet i was counting three mississippis because i thought you had him had him he was twice my size well you know i just you know i don't want to step in because if i would have hit him you know i don't want to hurt him too bad bruh just admit that you're too scrawny i'm not scrawny look at this muscle my thumb is bigger than your whole arm well that may be true but i don't want big arms big arms are gross you don't like long arms mario i have long arms i didn't say anything about long arms i said big arms are gross bro you're just really tiny you have no muscles i'm not tiny i got a lot of muscles i'm big daddy you are pretty tiny i'm 16 and look how big i am i'm a big jeffy daddy you better watch out wrong oh yeah i'm taller than you too well it doesn't matter how short i am i'm still really strong like i can beat people up like i step on turtles that's pretty messed up bro and i step on caterpillars caterpillars so you just stump on stuff they can't fight back wait i mean yeah in my game i step on a lot of animals i mean that's fine look i could be that people and if i saw that robber again i'd punch him in the face and and he'd go blind cause i punched him so hard he'd go blind oh really you would yeah yeah if i saw that robber again like he would be like hurt he'd be really hurt like i better not see his face again because because he'd get hurt put on him really mario you would do that for me yeah i would do that for you baby i would hurt him and and show you that i'm a man what you're really falling for this yes he said he would save me and i believe him yeah i would i i'd beat him up if i saw him again i'd beat him up okay well we'll see what happens next time yeah yeah well there won't be a next time because we're never going outside ever again we're gonna stay here on this couch you know cause i'm not tiny i'm a man i'll do anything with my baby you know all right man i'm gonna need another favorite from you whoa whoa whoa did you like how i reacted you hit me earlier uh it was okay you could use a little bit more practice all right okay so for some reason she's still with that lame guy from earlier so i need you to break into their house and then the guy says he can beat you up but he can't so just you know try to steal her purse again and he might hit you a few times but just pretend it doesn't hurt well what if it hurts me it's not going to hurt he's pretty scrawny he'll be fine all right well how do i pretend that it's not going to hurt right i don't know just just don't flinch you'll beat him up it's fine don't worry about it all right how do i get the house well they don't lock the front door so just you can just walk right in all right but i'm on it mario would you really ever fight that man if we saw him again oh yeah baby i would totally fight him like i would totally protect you you know because i'm a man and if i ever saw him again i'd punch him right in the face and and beat him up he says i wasn't prepared last time but now i'm totally prepared give me your first right now how'd you get inside the house the front door now give me your purse give me the purse i'm gonna fight him i i just i i oh man i have to pee what oh i have to pee so bad but mario you said you would fight him i haven't peed like all day like look let me go pee real quick and then i'll fight okay so let me just go pee and grab my phone call uh 911 your night going pretty bad actually so uh do you even have a purse no oh he lied to me you got over my mommy right now wait wait he's not supposed to be doing that jeffy is saving my life no no no i i was gonna do that all right guys i got my phone i was calling 911 everything's fine you're too late mario jeffy already saved me i was gonna do it but he beat me to it well i was gonna do it too mario you ran away i didn't run away baby i had to pee it it's bad to hold on your bladder because it could hurt your bladder so i had to go pee baby you know that's what it was mario you said you were gonna save me and fight for me well i was going to but you know jeffy gone i'll give him the next one i'll get the next one because you know we just make sure the door is locked so people can't get in mario sometimes i wish you were stronger and you would defend me oh you want me to come with you because you love my big muscles sorry man i gotta go so um daddy why won't we do this guy i don't know jeffy all right i guess i'll just go put them in the river i wish i was bigger i'm gonna call for some help hey there somebody call it doctor oh thank god you're here doctor i have an embarrassing problem that's okay you can tell me i'm a doctor i won't tell anyone you promise you won't tell anyone i'm not allowed to tell anyone that'd be a hippo violation a hippo violation yeah yeah i'd get in big trouble all right well my embarrassing problem is i want to be bigger no okay i think i see where this is going i'm just too small and i don't satisfy my wife so if i was bigger i could satisfy her yeah join the club we're getting t-shirts made next month we're calling ourselves the teeny penis i don't want to be known as a teeny peeny neither do i but i'm the elita well look i just want to be bigger so can you make me bigger well i don't really know if i can help with that i mean you definitely don't want to try tying a weight to it and stretching it out that way believe me i've done that it hurts well i thought we're supposed to lift weights to get bigger not like that you're going to hurt yourself well it's just that my my wife's ex-boyfriend said that his thumb was bigger than me oh ow that hurts and it's true it is and i was like well i don't want to be bigger that's gross i mean yeah we all say that but now i want to be bigger yeah exactly so can you do something to make me bigger well i mean there's those websites that say they can help you but they'll just steal your credit card information believe me i've tried that too i've had to call the bank numerous times and they're like guy why do you keep falling for this and i'm like i'm really desperate man i'm desperate too like i just want to be really tall and have a bunch of muscles and a six-pack abs wait wait you want to be tall yeah i want to be bigger like i want to be tall and like big muscles like i want to be bigger oh i thought you would well it doesn't really matter what i thought but i mean i i was talking about you being tall too right like earlier like when i was saying those things yeah we're talking about tall right yeah we're talking about tall and muscles yeah muscles yeah oh well i guess i'll just deal with deal with what i got yeah hey i got an idea what what if you eat one of those mushrooms from your game and then you get bigger that way what a big idea jeffy that's your big idea jeffy's big idea well you know for a minute there i thought mario's name was gonna be in the title i was getting nervous viewer retention was like now it's like thanks for that big idea jeffy well how are we going to do jeffy's big idea like i need a mushroom for my game and i don't know if this exists well uh i know a guy i went to college with that could probably hook you up with some mushrooms you uh you want to meet them yeah let's go meet them okay hey you mario oh yeah uh bruno guy said supposed to meet you about some mushrooms yeah i heard you want to get big oh yeah i want to get real big okay i can hook you up i got this whoa what is that that's a mushroom now it's going to do one of two things it's going to either make you big or it's going to make you eat someone's face and talk to chairs well i really hope it makes me big yeah i hope so too for your sake well how big is it gonna make me i don't know like twice your size twice my size that's still not that big okay okay i can make you bigger i also have this whoa what is that now that's a mega mushroom it'll either make you really really big or it'll make you want to eat 10 people's faces and talk to trees okay well i really hope it makes me really really big yeah well what i would recommend is you take the small one first and if that doesn't work you take the big one okay a deal i'll be really safe with it all right be careful all right i got the stuff so how's this supposed to work he says if i eat this one it'll either make me bigger or maybe you want to eat people's faces oh okay i'll just watch from back here all right so i just eat it i guess all right here i go anything happening oh me in your face i'm just joking with you oh geez you had me there i haven't ate it yet all right here i go am i bigger whoa yeah yeah you're about as big as me whoa that's not big enough super d is huge what super d what i thought we were talking about height all right so i'm gonna try the other one because i feel big but i want to be bigger okay wow you are huge super dm coming for you okay what is this super d you keep talking about super dude yeah i bet you have one now mario can be so irresponsible sometimes oh i know i just wish he was more protective over me yeah you remember how protective i was over you yeah that was the one good thing about our relationship yeah i never let anything happen to my baby you know doesn't mean it can't happen again we should totally kiss but i'm married super d shh well i don't care if you have a husband husband ends an end anyway so you should just end it actually it ends in and well and we should totally kiss it'd be hard super d i don't want to kiss you but i saved you today so like you owe me get away from me super d oh come on look at these abs who wouldn't want this oh no get away from my wife super dude so rock hard mario i did it baby i'm huge mario you saved me from super d mario you're back to normal i'm thinking it wore off wood wore off i took some mushrooms to make me really big cause i know you don't like how small i am mario size doesn't matter i love you just the way you are i'm paralyzed from the neck down wait size doesn't matter to you i thought you want me to be really big no mario i just wanted you to protect me no seriously guys i can't feel my legs well i'm sorry that didn't protect you earlier today but i'll start protecting you from now on i'll be the most bestest protective boyfriend ever really mario super d needs to go to the super icu yes really i don't need mushrooms or any of that i just need you to care about me and and i'll care about you and protect you and let's go look at that star i got you for our anniversary okay mario hey hey hey somebody needs to help me though mario which star is it again any star you want baby i want them all well they cost like a hundred dollars a piece so i can't do that give me your pass give me a plus right now give me a pass give me your money this won't be the end of me mario see baby i just stood up for you oh yeah you did it yeah i gotta go pay them twenty dollars so you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Id: 9QDhA8AkzRg

Length: 15min 8sec (908 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021