SML Movie "Jeffy The Lawyer!" REACTION!!!

how's it going today DNE we're doing Jazz so we have SML movie Jeffy the lawyer oh God oh God yeah I know right you got Jeff you going to jail you're going to jail he might get you out under the jail he might get you out we don't know don't look at me like that anyway if you guys have any reac requ pleas subscribe I get the last Oreo no I get the last Oreo I get it's been yelling today I want the want you dunking in some milk how about just breaking in head Jeffy there's only one Oreo left and I believe it belongs to me because it's my house and they're my Oreos doesn't guess I should get the last Oreo well in my opinion why don't you guys cut it in half and then you each get a piece right just cut in that would genius both get half the Oreo sharing is caring waa Jeffy you're a genius you should be a lawyer really yeah you should take the bar exam and become a lawyer what's the bar exam it's a test that you take to become a la lawyer as previously implied okay I think I'll do that yeah Jeffy you'll be a really good lawyer all right Joseph let's split this Oreo yeah let's do it dude he don't don't you get in it you get in cut three you can't cut it in thre all right welcome to the Florida state bar exam in order to be a lawyer you have to pass the bar exam so I have a bunch of candy bars laid out here in front of you you have to smell each one and then correctly identify you to do that have a good sense of smell smell of somebody's guil or not like you smell out a rat okay I wouldn't be able to do it either I don't know I'll be eating chocolate bars like that very good course how about this Snickers do they smell different I wonder now I wonder now yeah do they Twi okay okay that's good what about this butter finger definitely oh no butter finger okay let's try this one I wonder now can you smell the differ hard one what that's your favorite okay that's it you passed the bar congratulations you are now a lawyer y I didn't even know it was a chocolate bar lawyer now I passed your bar exam but Jeffy you're too young to drink what no Jeffy you can't be a lawyer there's no way you passed the bar exam well I did I smelled all the candy bars and guessed them correct yeah your son's a lawyer now but jeffy's not smart enough to be a lawyer he's the first person I've ever met to actually pass the bar exam without even studying it took me three times was that damn Whatchamacallit it just smells like chocolate leave me alone leave me alone you guys I want to help people make a lot of money yeah lawyers get paid bro no one's going to hire you to be a lawyer Jeffy no one's going to trust you well people have actually been blowing up his phone all day they saw that commercially made a commercial he is hey there been in a car accident someone shoo you got a booo well call Babo b b and babo I get paid unless you do so call us right now babo b b babo this message was approved by Jeffy bab b b bab babo b b and Bab oh Dy that's ridiculous no one's going to hire you well I actually hired him from my restraining order case later today actually you know what Jeffy you have a case come up you better get to it all right all right Daddy I'll see you later oh I'm so proud of Jeffy being order order order order oh yes I am the honorable Judge p and today we will be hearing the case of Jackie Chu whose Chinese restaurant is in danger of being shut down by the health inspector who claims that he has been cooking cat and dog and serving it to people as food Mr health inspector what have you witnessed in his Chinese restaurant I witnessed them taking cats and dogs out of cages cooking them and then serving them as orange chicken good Lord Mr Chew these are very serious and gross accusations what do you have to say about this I do serve cat and dog buy delicious wow you just admitted it just like that okay well does your lawyer have anything to say to help you get out of this situation yes your honor my client does serve cing dog but my question to you have you ever tried it God no cats and dogs are so cute and cly never eat them never your honor there's an old saying don't knock it till you should try it before you judge you make a good point that's that's my exact order too orang chicken and fried rice one piece it's good though it's banging it is we had it [Music] [Applause] yesterday okay I don't like the way he eating it he had a squid B like that oh my God cinematic right Lord this is the best damn meat I've ever had I know this is the greatest thing I've ever eaten you a fork you caveman Mr you are not guilty this is delicious I must have more Mr health inspector you are fired and no longer allowed to inspect food thank you Jeffy thank you so much for saving my family's a restaurant bab b b bab hey check out all this mooo gu gu you get this moo gu I my first case today day and he was Bing Bong as [ __ ] what Jeff you actually want case M he passed his bar exam he knows what he's doing yeah sure do dad and I got another case to get ready for so let me go ahead and break you a pie of bread right here give you you know I got to hook you up cuz you're my daddy What I Am The Honorable Jorge Po and today we will be hearing the case of Brooklyn guy to find a restraining order against his brother Jonathan for try with his wife Brooklyn guy tell me what has happened so my brother Jonathan is a 30-year-old virgin who still lives with our mom and he's always hitting on my wife and trying to bang her so I just want to get a restraining order so he can't come near me or my wife very understandable Jonathan is any of this true well bln guy is just jealous cuz his wife thinks I'm a total hunk she's always staring at me up and down trying to get a glimpse of my meat whistle Dam lady I'm a human too I have feelings I'm not just a piece of eyey you get to suck on see my client is a victim it's true oh [ __ ] your onor Jonathan's lying no woman is attracted to him order order order everybody settle down Karen do you feel like you're in danger of Jonathan like maybe he's stalking you or trying to do things to you well he does say a lot of weird things yes your honor she feels afraid I see well Jonathan I I have no choice but to Grant the restraining order unless your lawyer would like to say anything about this case sorry your honor I got a booger on my nose it's a date booger come here booger get out my nose oh no he said Boer three times hey Brooklyn guy it's me your imaginary friend booger yeah I know booger go away I'm in court I'm SCM huh huh did you get a DUI did you rob a bank did you kill someone I'm going to kill you you don't go away oh come on Booker guy you don't be de shut the hell up Booker Mr guy who are you talking to no one you're oh come on Brooklyn guy you don't want to tell me about your best P booger Are you ashamed of me yes come on I'm like your hype man I'm always there saying you're the man Brooklyn guy you're the freaking man I know and then if anyone ever says you're not the man I said they're wrong cuz you're the man hey who's this judge guy but that's the judge oh my God mess with him no please don't I'm going to go mess with him no Boer don't Mr guy who the hell are you talking to are there voices in your head talking to you your honor Brooklyn guy is clearly insane he's Mally stable and he's making false claims of Jonathan stalking his wife I am mentally stable buar get away from the judge stop trying to give him a wet wiie Mr God who the hell are you talking to are there voices in your head speaking to you I'm giving him away really Brooklyn guy yes your honor there is a very annoying ass really needs to shut the hell up hey Brooklyn guy did you see what I did to that judge I gave him a Wet Willie yeah I saw it did you like it was it funny shut the hell up oh that's not very nice Brooklyn guy shut up I'll kill you I have heard enough Mr guy you are clearly mentally unwell so I will not be granting your restraining order I will however be admitting you to a mental health facility immediately wow no a mental health facility oh you think I start Pizza there my favorite's pepperoni shut the [ __ ] up Bo oh do you like pineapple and pizza it tastes pretty peie with h yes Justice is Ser and now if llyn got gone Karen will be all alone oh my God Banger thank you Jeffy you're the best lawyer ever babo b b babo oh D look I just got back from KFC and look at all this 10 piece chickens I baby want another case Jeffy thank you for my new Pur why be wearing oh the glass on new yeah you go another 10 piece for tomorrow yeah he go Mommy you can have you a 10 piece too no sauce on that bit what no sauce on that bit I'm going to go shopping order order order order I'm the honorable Judge p and today we will be hearing the case of Tyrone and Judith a divorce from Tyrone because he has been cheating on her oh my god well Yana Tyrone just keeps cheating on me over and over again I told you black men don't you watch Tyrone what do you have to say now listen everybody owns more than one pair of shoes you don't just wear the same pair every day that's me with [ __ ] I want the house and everything now ho I pay all the bills you can have a boy I don't want the boy I want the house order order oh my God sounds like the divorce is settled it is happening but now we need to figure out who gets the house and all of the assets Jeffy what do you think I think then you take a chainsaw you cut the house in half and everything they own in half so it's 50/50 M that's fair I like it I'm going you both 5050 of everything cut everything in half with a chainsaw the boy too [ __ ] what I'll hold him down what noep oh my God I got another package for you shine right here Daddy Daddy oh now you cool Jeff a that how it always is yeah mommy is that jacket made out of polar bear puss it was shaved it wasn't tortured okay well I got another case your friend Goodman hit a kid with his Lamborghini so I got to go try to save him oh my gosh oh baby let's put it in the save order order order order I am the honorable Judge has this all been one day or is this the course like days I don't know's being accused of running over a child in his Lamborghini away the mother saw the Lamborghini hit him so mother tell us what happened my boy was drawing with this Chalk in the road and this rich guy in a Lamborghini ran him over my mind was like why look like she got hit Mr Goodman is this awful accusation true you didn't even try to stop well your honor I was getting roadhead from this 10 out of 10 baddy I was in a throat trance so I wasn't even paying attention on a throat throat so you were distracted did while driving and killed a little boy well sounds like you're guilty unless your lawyer get you out of this mess god well your honor to be fair you weren't [ __ ] there you didn't tell what happen and Nei you're not your boy's mom could be lying she probably wasn't even there so how can you judge what happened if you weren't there that's true I wasn't there so we going to use that for every cour case tree falls in the woods and no one's around I suppose it Mr and hi run what no he killed my little boy this is not Justice she's going to become a vigilante I'm going to celebrate by getting more roadhead thank you Jeffy oh my God no Marvin your son's a genius he won my case I got sucked off on the way here I'm going to get sucked off on the way home oh my God have any M get back in the car chinchilla okay 10,000 for your house payment this smoke doesn't matter Jeffy print money he a money print machine bab well ddy I actually don't want to be a lawyer anymore what do you mean Jeffy I didn't like it what do you mean you don't like it like it you don't like making cash green gu cash green guo I didn't like it Maran if Jeffy doesn't want to be a lawyer he doesn't have to be a lawyer anymore put the cash in the green in the bit Marvin we had enough what is your dream job what I'm doing right now that is my dream job I am so happy to be what was it when you were a kid though no it's changed now but like what was when you were a kid I think I wanted to be everything when I was a kid everything uh I think I'm trying to think like how old we talking like five as a k i mean a kid like yeah a Power Ranger okay I think I like so like they ask you like career day what you want to be a Power Ranger said power a Power Ranger five okay a power ain't no Power Ranger not a real job all right fighting for justice should I said that that's cool yeah what' you want to be a five a five singer okay okay okay cuz I like music so I was like I want to be a singing yeah it seems right seems right seem I'm brand what what why you saying it like that I was in choir in elementary school and music I was in music class every year all throughout school so yeah I wanted to be music yeah you know every kid policeman astronaut and they get older they be like n said anyway guys uh comment below your dream job and com below let you think don't 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Length: 14min 34sec (874 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 07 2024