Smart Memes

she's using 100 of her brain nobody tells you that your imagination is at its fullest when you're a kid gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms whoever took this photo is a genius told this guy I only date people six feet or up and he sent me this this guy literally named his channel name just so he can use an intro template without changing a Nigerian scammer Once Sold a fake airport to an International Bank for 242 million this man dressed up as a delivery man to steal a pallet of beer work smarter not harder my roommates are engineers and this is how they deal with the trash can climbing the ladder of success just flip the ladder upside down bro police are still looking for the smart person who painted a tunnel under this bridge I play chess without King so that I won't get checkmated to everyone who said I hung my door upside down I did it so my dog can see outside I'm not an idiot shout out to this man for becoming a viral sensation just pointing out how stupid the human race really is your body is the weakest during three to four this is the time most people will die in their sleep reasons I sleep after 4am I knew crowds were smart but this one is actually dipping his nuggets gave myself a ticket so that they don't graffiti removal guy comes back to discover image of himself if you hang bananas like this the bananas will take longer to spoil because the bananas think they are still in the tree my dad went to Vegas for five days and put a camera in the house but that is not stopping me if you laugh her to other people's conditions you will be like them in the future Bill Gates Bill Gates is a billionaire animals aren't as smart as humans animals enormous lion terrifies photographer with a loud roll then Smiles at him farmer gives his cows virtual reality goggles so they think they are going outside and producing more milk if I was the teacher I would give this kitten a defend your answer Sergeant I don't know how much longer we can hold them Bill Gates changed his school's program codes so he was placed in a class with mostly female students OMG my Dad tried to print a video works smart not hard a guy is delivering a useless fur where cubes were required software driving cars aren't even that hard to make just program it to not hit stuff who would win the Lions would win if they attacked at night at what number is the car parked I can't see the car is on top in elementary school a deaf girl stole my ice cream and I signed to her to give it back and she closed her eyes my husband is watching the kids while I'm on vacation and I check the ring camera to see this if this water is so smart how did it end up getting trapped in a bottle dumb water got owned don't ask a girl where she wants to eat tell her to guess what you're taking her to eat then take her to her first guess I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the Intruder will think I'm a part of the team when he said no one can stop him I paused the video being grossed out by another person's energy and mentality is such a real thing that's cool disliking someone Elon musk's neurolink chips will stream music directly into your brain hey girls my wife runs an underwear shop and I'm doing a Prague giveaway send me pictures and I'm what the [ __ ] man Mike this is wrong the task is easy I will just do it later if it's so easy why don't you just do it now this kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class he said if we have questions to just email him if you're feeling lazy just know that my mom asked my brother to vacuum his room but he youtubed a vacuum sound and laid in bed instead Boy Turn steals parents car to visit grandparents 68 miles away then tells police here's a dwarf who has forgotten his license she's blocking my education female dragonflies fake their own deaths to avoid Mills harassing them for the deed my essay is 642 words and I need 700 change the text color to white and other away at your keyboard my phone screen broke maybe for the better I did not have the candles two and seven so happy 27th birthday son my parents washed my mouth out with soap for saying a curse word so I swallowed it and gave them a five thousand dollar hospital bill when you write in Rainbow it means straight people can't read it I'm straight and I read it I've got some news for you does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance be aware she can move in any Direction repeat after me Menace stupid I agree I mean your father could have used protection but your water oil we would like to offer you to study at our University this guy dresses up as his mum to buy alcohol when I was four my dad got pulled over and I screamed I have to poop and the cop let my dad go when he took me to the bathroom my dad could not stop laughing after I told him I did not have to poop I just didn't want him to get a ticket I sure hope my kids return the favor we were playing Under the Sea tonight and my three-year-old was a scuba diver I was a shark and you know who my wife chose to be the coral he just sat there what is your favorite Paradox if you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie up he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up however in doing so he lets you down thus creating the aspley Paradox a 13 year old boy from China hacked into a skull computer to get answers for his homework just a heads up if I act dumb I'm joking I'm 100 smart and know literally everything hello vegans if pigs are so smart why do 66 percent of them build houses with ineffective stupid materials smartest dad in the world the one who told his son to keep playing video games his son 16 won the fortnite World Cup and the 3 million dollar prize Florida man Parks his smart car in kitchen so it won't get blown away during a hurricane that's a lot of rice I'm stuck up here please hope that's a big pile of rice indeed food isn't allowed in the living room his tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen he beat the system I could write five words you can spell five words you can spell man stole girlfriends 10K to place a bird 100 million and gave her 10K back she is furious and no one's 40. give her 40 and steal a bug Samsung's a new fridge will ping your phone if you leave the door open why doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart people get assassinated for being too educated produce the wrong form of two to keep himself from being the next mod I had not done my homework to deceive the teacher I used a loading GIF to make him think that the homework was not loading what's the best way to download a YouTube video screenshot each second and play played on a PowerPoint grow up and have children hide babies all around the house when my kid asks where the babies come from respond with where don't babies come from and then pulling out a cabinet worm eats dirt Bird eats worm man eats bird notice that at each level of the food chain ninety percent of energy is lost in the form of heat we cut out the middleman join me eating dirt to becoming Pure Energy last night I opened the window and let mosquitoes all inside my house I then closed the windows and slept outside it's called confusing the internet why can the police never figure out who the murder was like just ask the person who died is it really that hard dogs would love it if dog food makers would put a toy in the bag like cereal and pretending to be a hot girl and Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I'm coming over so he will clean the apartment every time I drink milk I remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink more milk per milk I just bought 50 cartons of 2 milk and mixed it to get 100 milk my bones are now indestructible a person who briefly died argues that he served his life sentence arguing with me is pointless I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago I'm just trying to piss you off now instead of texting these girls Goodnight you don't even want to text your grandma good night and tell her that you love her that will make her weak the most cost-effective solution towards personal gains is created by Gaming the system I cannot afford a personal trainer so instead I go to the gym and lift incorrectly and wait for three different dudes to correct me for free oh I'm in class kids are working and talking and whatnot I hear this you're like a plunger always bringing up old [ __ ] why is this becoming a daily thing he loves swinging and now walks towards pogs when I take him down he won't move smart dog invents a new game he can play all by himself my dad apparently sneaks his remote into a local bar so he can change the channel when he doesn't like what's on I'm equally embarrassed and impressed someone screenshotted one of my tweets and found the company I worked for and sent it to them it eventually ended up on the directors of operations there's too bad that's me [ __ ] I choose not to fire myself is it just me what does love to feel too much like showing weakness probably just a thinker thing what the [ __ ] some feeler Chuckles out of me me an intellectual you fool just learned that my nine-year-old did an experiment on us lost a tooth told no one for three days kept tooth under his pillow no money then he tells us he lost the tooth next night there is money under his pillow then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the Tooth Fairy isn't real when my three-year-old daughter was five I taught her that squeezing three times while holding hands means I love you I did this for the sole purpose of being able to secretly tell her this as I walked her down the aisle one day without bowling like a baby I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks For the First Time The Barista said can I get her name for your drink she looked very confused and said slowly I guess just call it Bob there's literally no law that says you can't fit your friend Stone as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job literally there's no law that says the Bill Gates mug shot was actually used to create to the default profile image on Microsoft Outlook man hiki looks cold in the photo so my neighbor called the police because I was smoking on the balcony the police get her and said where the stuff at I said I smoked at all they said what did you buy I said from the neighbor and now they are looking at his house searching his [ __ ] we're all living in 2023 or this man is living in 30 23. how do you tell someone you're very stupid politely wisdom has been chasing you but you have always been faster I was raised to treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO Tom Hardy I shared a bit of pastry with a crow down by the lake Crow brought me a gift a little Stone he rolled it over to my feed with his beak my niece wants to know if she donates her hair and the recipient of her commits a crime and leaves the hair at the crime scene will her DNA be found all over the crime scene and thus incriminate her she's 12. in the 80s and 90s they did not even build a new school they just hold these in and said go learn something trailer park children my son asked me what taxes are so I gave him a bag of M M's and explained to him that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he guesses wrong he goes to prison in a sense none of our dinosaurs have ever escaped because Society itself is just another logic cage [ __ ] yeah that sounds so smart but yeah like 18 to 19 dinosaurs are currently loose tell me something I don't know the past tense of William Shakespeare would be will you will lose her write an example of a risk this these two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge a man bought 365 Starbucks cards and registered each one for a different birthday so he gets a free birthday drink every day of the year my aunt tells me how she gets rid of really long phone conversations she Rings her own doorbell and then tells the person on the line she has to run genius pure genius man sent home from work for wearing shorts in over 30 degree heat comes back in a dress I said to my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to learn but and be angry about having to wake up a town in Iceland pins 3D crosswalks to Slow Down Speed eating cars my dad got bored shopping with my mum and sent me this unsociable people simply pop your coat on before answering your front door if it's someone you don't want to see you say you are on your world in the unlikely event it's someone you do want to see you can simply say you've just arrived home where has this been all my life Jane living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2023 my dad spent a week in hospital for a heart attack this is what we owe see my dad was smart he had a heart attack and instead of going to the hospital you just died the funeral was 6K though I do miss my dad Abraham Lincoln's face carved onto an Oreo why ask yourself instead why not what rhymes with orange no it doesn't religious fan and evolution this is all creative work of one grand designer beautiful the universe we live in is an amazing thing regardless of how it came into existence I got a wrong number text from a stranger that said hey can we use your pool there's a moose in ours I've never received such a funny text in my life my name is Tommy so I left five stars hey from one Tommy to another we bet 5 stars too is it possible to make me look attractive it's done you didn't change anything yep that feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are but not smart enough to know how to not be awkward a woman puts on this dress when she cleans her house and the reason is that she told her two children who were terrified of her that this leopard woman is visiting our house to clean if you don't make the house dirty she won't come back woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of Frozen water they want to take it she says it's not liquid my mom will put you in a coffin without even trying are you having blank tested for a gifted program no he's just doing regular kindergarten but he's so smart yeah I think he's smart but every parent thinks their kid is smart well your father and I certainly won't like them I just took a pill that accelerates my brain waves you're smart now no I'm stupid faster you know how people say that the older you get the smarter you are you are now older than you first started reading this so technically I made you smarter how much would a trip to Spain cost it depends where you live for example if you live in Spain it's free who the hell through their diploma so I got Adventure Time bed sheets this is how I plan my outfits now mathematical NASA has proved that the distance from the Sun to the Earth is equal to the distance from Earth to the sun Japanese police shoot paintballs at fleeing Vehicles so other police can see the vehicle and identify it later if it gets away the paint is bright orange and difficult to remove if you're having a bad day here is a dog that just graduated from puppy training my brother asked me how to spell innuendo I told him innuendo doesn't work if you spell his own nobody in my family found that funny so I'm sharing it with you poor souls people who stay up late at night are more likely to be intelligent than those who go to bed early reality series and River Monsters ended because star Jeremy Wade was able to catch essentially every exceptionally large freshwater fish species on Earth leaving the remaining content for the show I came to the realization that my entire childhood felt like an adult in the kids place I constantly heard you have an old soul you're so mature and smart for your age but over time it refer first now I'm 25 and I've never felt more like a child trapped in an adult body I like when men explain basic things to me because in my mind it's not meant explaining it's more like when a toddler is really excited to tell you about dinosaurs and you're like that's right cutie you're so smart only one of us is being condescending and smooth if you have to announce it when you're condescending you're doing it wrong that's a great observation Sean great job you ever across someone who is academically super smart but also might be the dumbest person you've ever met my daughter made 110 on her Lemonade Stand today turned out people were handing her fives and tens and she was just assertively saying thank you for the tip and not offering change my smart brother told me he was coming home for Christmas as a surprise and I have been so stressed keeping it a secret then he shows up and I look around waiting for the big reaction he had told everyone he was coming but to keep it a secret from everyone else my six-year-old brother doesn't believe in Santa kid is too smart he always told me super logically that doesn't make any sense well I got him a Nintendo switch and a couple other things for Christmas and when he opened the switch this morning he said okay that proves it Santa Claus is real because you don't have enough money for this smart idea next time I go to the beach I'm going to anonymously call the police on every girl that looks better than me you're going to be calling all day don't ruin your afternoon 2007 it's called a smartphone it can do everything 2020 stare into the nightmare rectangle and watch Society collapse in real time do you know that one third of people are 3D I'm not 3D I'm not 3D either well I'm not 3D student can I use the bathroom teacher I don't know can you when I was using can I was using it as a secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission as opposed to expressing ability I thought he would know that since you are a teacher hello it is me helium I'm a noble gas Noble wait this is funny the humor is so advanced yet so yet so what Canadian kids wearing shorts when it's 10 degrees Australians wearing jackets when it's 13 American kids not understanding the meme because they don't know what degrees is goodbye heard any final words just to please do not eat in the library the ants will get in and learn to read and get too smart and knowledge is power but power corrupts so they will turn evil and take over the world everyone dies one day everyone even wolves but not books not words words don't die my son three who is a lot smarter than iron oh [ __ ] off Rebecca he did not say that someone tried to tell me there were 50 states in America no uh because the scientists found out that poluto doesn't exist we got 49 dumbass Country Roads Take me home I mean if you insist it's not the words oh my God wait that's the best pickup line I've ever heard interesting fact t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus shirt because of the short arms if a Minecraft world is infinite how does the Sun get around it what if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to Earth with only Adam and Eve in it and the Pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs woman orders iPhone 7 online gets an iPhone 3 4 the Yu-Gi-Oh fusion called in the mail instead in 2015 a father saved his son's life when doctors wrongly declared him branded and were taking him off life support he barricaded himself in the hospital and even armed himself with a gun he then had a standoff with a SWAT team until his son squeezed his hand the sun ended up making a full recovery the Finland government creates eco-friendly spray paint that glues in the dog to protect animals from Road accidents my boyfriend was like sometimes you act like Sherlock Holmes but without the genius like you're always making weird observations but they're inaccurate in college I had a roommate that would separate his normal alarm his normal alarm plus a separate alarm for 3am so that he would wake up in the middle of the night and be excited about how much longer he had left to sleep still not sure if he was a genius or a psycho people get confused when converting kilograms to pounds it's simple take the weight you want to convert let's say 100 kg and you [ __ ] Google February shouldn't be 28 days 29 on a leap year instead we should take the 31st days of 2 months and give them to of urine making it have 30 days for all years but wait once the leap year you ask October 32nd Halloween part 2 you're the genius this generation needs fun fact the guy in charge of naming movies at Pixar makes over 700k a year he got a 300K bonus for coming up with cars koalas sleep for 22 hours per day the rest of their time is spent eating and wandering around aimlessly looking for a mid when they don't find one they will eventually give up and go back to sleep the ball was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil this is such a raw line what the [ __ ] my dad is adorable and his dad jokes always make me happy I thought he would like to know I'm outstanding in this field the smallest skyscraper in the world the designer from Texas said it will be 480 tool investors assumed he meant 480 feet and invested 200k the designer built a 4 story 480-inch tall building he won in court and kept the money after being prohibited from wearing shorts during the hot summer months bus drivers in Sweden more skills to work citing that since their female co-workers could wear skirts it would be discriminatory to prohibit them from wearing skirts too how would you write I changed the light bulb on your resume single-handedly managed to successfully upgrade and deployment of new environmental elimination system with zero costs overruns and zero safety incidents so is macaroni and cheese mac because it's chauffeur macaroni or is it because Mac is an acronym for macaroni and cheese heard my husband scream no from across the house rent to see if he was okay then discovered him watching that video of the raccoon who tries to wash his his cotton candy and then appear visibly absurd when it dissolves in the water we need a slur for toddlers in Polish we have GAO niyaki which roughly translates to shitlings my four-year-old pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as she helped me clean asked if I had any kids after telling her about my two I asked if she had any of her own turns out she has five kids and has been married to a man named Colin for 30 years you think you know someone started every phone call with my battery is almost dead that way you can hang up if you're bored with them the best wedding invite ever Pierce if you do not reply by October 1st please bring a chair and a sandwich milk then cereal then ball knee Falls a water gun with printer in me I don't even have a Wii U to have fun if you bought a 60 milliliter cartridge of ink at 18 and 2500 Nerf soccer what the [ __ ] instead of saying [ __ ] you can just say oh it appears half of our generation wouldn't even understand yeah you are right the thousands of notes on this post proves how ignorant our generation is only you are intelligent you are the chosen one for some reason it's acceptable for people to point out that I have no sense of humor but it's unacceptable for me to point out that they're actually just way too dumb to understand my dry wood Korean college students once protested against the amount of uh in potato chip packets by building a raft out of them and sailing across a river he needed a photo for his resume and did not have a jacket so we had to improvise man tries to turn himself in for a while ordinary to whoever put reflective eyes on this tree by the side of the road you are a dick do it yourself hot tub my Uber driver Delivery Man decided to be a smart ass who is this hello your ubery told her I said oh coming are you at the main entrance no I'm on top of the building I just landed my helicopter yes I'm at the main entrance the best part is these frogs would be too little for the tiger to see them as food but anything big enough to eat the frogs would probably catch its attention smart little Froggies ride the big kitty boat taxi cat what's the most creepily intelligent thing your pet is evident I had a really bad day and was in my room crying my cockatiel stormageddon started screaming from his cage so I got him out he jumped onto my shoulder to put his head on my cheek and started saying it's okay it's okay it's okay over and over I say that to him when he freaks out in his cage at night time our car honks a horn outside and he starts screaming and flapping his wounds I did not realize he could tell I was sad and he said it back to me to comfort like I comforted him I'm in an Uber going home and ordered Postmates thinking I'm all smart but for some reason they picked my food up really fast and now the Uber driver is having a race and I'm life casting my location to see if we can beat him to my place update we won't buy ahead pretty sure if the copperasaurus we would have been in deep [ __ ] because we were flying I just dropped all of my McNuggets on my porch I want to end this kid comes and visits his grandmother every day four to five times a day he just told me it was to check on her to make sure she wakes up from all her nerves new Tinder idea uploading all of my photos upside down so girls turned their phone to look at me realize I'm ugly and swipe left but of course that's actually right Bing Bang Boom merge tip name your pickaxe or sword the coordinates of your base so you always know how to get back home Alex the proud was the subject of an experiment for 30 years at Harvard during this time he was confirmed to have learned over 100 words could add and identify colors his last words to his caretaker were you be good see you tomorrow I love you I've made it 21 years without you why do you think I need you now because I'm your grandma and I need you that wasn't directed towards you I know I just wanted you to know that I love you and need you I love you too Grandma thanks I need it though good night my grandma times is tough so when I heard Wendy's was giving out free four-piece nuggets today I knew I had to hustle I had every damn Wendy's within 17 miles across two states it took five hours but now we are eating free for a week what did it do let's just straight up impressive damn the blue whales got it on lockdown biggest known animal to ever live it's an honor to share a planet with them no one no one's going to make a mom joke huh your mama is so kind she has the heart of a blue whale did man really land on the moon or was it all a publicity stunt either it would take a team of three hundred thousand Engineers working for nearly 10 years to design a vehicle to plump the crushing depths of my disappointment in your owner can spot a bird from across the yard can't find the piece of meat you dropped unless you pointed out 10 times some Uber drivers in China changed their profile pictures to creepy zombie-like faces so potential passengers would cancel the ride they just booked thus earning the driver cancellation fee every time I have a pro programming question and I really need hope I post on Reddit and then log into another account reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer people don't care about helping others but they love correcting others Works 100 of the time my dad always found rubber dogs while on walks and hit them around for his version of good luck he passed four years ago and we thought we found them all tonight I opened the back seat cup holder of my car for apparently the first time in a while Dad eugenius jerk your average pineapple and I'm not reading this meaning you can show a single fruit with every stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful how much sleep are you getting not enough this is the lucky clover card he will bring you good fortune unlock this one this is the one that works I saw this the other day and I started treatment and I got my appointment on time found a free parking ticket someone left in the meter for me and got a free Starbucks after my appointment I'm convinced this works because on Friday got hired at a job I had a million interviews for went on a first date that went well and got kissed a billion times so holier to the luck cut one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former gifted kid is that half-assed is better than nothing take the 50 40 or even 20 job scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning nibbling on some bread is better than starving do things halfway now you're 100 better off than you were before one of my college professors used to say anything worth doing is worth doing poorly I did not understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly I couldn't do anything poorly I had to do everything perfectly but brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when two minutes seems exhausting yeah I think we get the point now this is smart though

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Length: 25min 36sec (1536 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 01 2023