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have you ever wondered why women in tudor portraits look so well ugly well that's probably because the beauty standards at the time was to look like an egg they wanted big foreheads and women went to extreme lengths to achieve this women would brush their hair up and away from their face to show off all of their forehead but they didn't stop there soon women were plucking their hairlines back entirely shaving their eyebrows and even plucking out their eyelashes all to accentuate their foreheads this bizarre style quickly became considered ugly so ugly in fact that many elizabethan portraits have had their faces painted over in the centuries that followed to make them more appealing to post 16th century audiences like for example this painting of queen elizabeth the first whose clothes and facial features have been beautified to fit 18th century standards will she be the one to wear [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] sorry all the british dudes you should try and get ahead grew up in the french court made to the queen then i came back home to marry percy but it got messed up by dawn woolsey so now i'm on the shelf like my sister mary she'd had a baby with our king henry one of his men everyone knows the kid won't get the throne so now he's flirting with me obviously but that won't fly sam don't you see i'm better than a mistress and i mean business if you want to get it on then make me queen his advances till he took his chances and finally said catherine's old news and i want you instead divorced bedded died divorced beheaded survived and tonight we are listen up let me tell you a story a story that you think you've heard before we know you know our names and our fame and our faces know all about the glories and the disgraces i'm done cause all this time i'll be just one word in a stupid ride so i picked up a pen and a microphone my name's catherine of aragon was married 24 years i'm a paragon of royalty my loyalty is to the vatican so if you try to dump me you won't try that again make up your mind bang you somebody to make the country don't worry don't lose [Music] yeah that didn't work out so i decided to have a break from boys and you'll never guess who i met another piece of [ __ ] somebody come fetch her she's performing like a harlot somebody come get her she's behaving like a wretch welcome to the house house of homos yes that is hold on let me get my glasses on so i can see it what is that oh it's a [ __ ] [Music] oh red wine yo this is from my big boy henry the eighth man like i was so tall so i'm a period late renaissance kitty and it feels like i haven't had six bad wives wanna be number seven heard your king get ready for the queen just like my money most moves divorce beheaded died miss minaj gonna make it out alive [Music] [Music] is [Music] is [Music] wow whoa [Music] [Music] wow [Music] don't worry don't worry don't lose your head i didn't mean to hurt anyone l-o-l say oh well i'll go to hell i'm sorry not sorry about what i said don't lose your head [Music] don't worry don't worry [Music] sorry not sorry about what she said sorry about what i said i'm just a kid i'll snap your neck like a twig i'm literally in shock you don't know who this queen is she is the anne of cleaves in the uk tour and i love her and wait i tagged all the anne of cleves i could find the ass of in my new cleves costume and she sent an audio reaction and i'm crying in the club girl you just be i i am speechless you look incredible because she looks insane mate you smashed that oh my gosh i'm floored i'm going to be adding that to my story thank you very much for sharing that with me darling stay blessed so beautiful take care bye

Channel: Your local theatre kid

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Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 05 2021