Sima Taparia Is Now Breaking Up Couples

. - I'm Sima Taparia, Mumbai's top matchmaker. But then I discovered there is more money in divorce. So now I am Mumbai's top matchbreaker. [electronic Indian fusion music] Today, I am breaking up Aadhya and Dave. Dave. Am I pronouncing right? Luckily, relationships are like biscuits. I crush them before breakfast. - Yeah, I think we'll get a deal soon. - Yeah, I mean, you've been saying that for two years, so-- - Hello, what can I get for you today, huh? - Oh, I think we actually just, um-- - Yeah, someone just took our order. - Yeah. - She talking over you, huh? Not good. - Excuse me? - Yeah, your server had to leave. Appendicitis. Not important. So tell me what you want today. - Oh, we ordered omelets. - Yeah. - Now she ordering for you, huh? No respect. - Why are you talking to him like that? - Ooh. Very confrontational, too. - No, you're being very rude to her. - Oh, of course, I'm very sorry. [chuckles] - Thank you. - He thinks you are very weak and he needs to save you. Forget this guy. Try Kuldeep, huh? Good family, Hindu, very flexible. - Wait, you're that Indian matchmaking lady. But you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't care if my parents don't like Dave just because he's white. - This have nothing to do with race. Sima Mami doesn't see race, okay? Some of my best friends? White people. You parents also don't like him because he's podcaster and he's 30 and still obsessed with "Harry Potter." - Look, I can separate the author from the work. Thank you very much. Okay? Gryffindor for life. - Yeah, and I love him. So you can leave. - Okay. Very well. I can see I have been beaten, huh? Do you want me to take glass or leave ice? - You can just leave it here. ♪ Can you believe it? Jeez. [ice clanking] [crunching] - Dave is ice chewer, no? And in my experience, this means 100% only one thing: sexually repressed. - You know how much ice chewing makes my skin crawl. If you could just not do it around me, that would be great. - Okay, well, when else am I supposed to do it? You know, we have all of our meals together, so. - That's a bad thing? - No, I just... once in a while, it would be nice to have a little alone time. - You literally played video games for four hours by yourself last night and the night before. And you need more alone time? You know what? You can have as much space as you want. - Okay--I'm not alone when I play video games. ♪ There's millions of people playing online. [sighs] [quietly] Her parents didn't like me. - I'm so sorry. Hufflepuff. - [gasps] - [speaks Hindi] Hufflepuff. [upbeat music]

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Id: mZs3NdMgp44

Length: 2min 32sec (152 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021