Once there was a pirate who sang a pirate song Then interrupting the pirate, a surfer came along You’d hear…Yo, ho, ho, hee,hee, hee Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee Hey dude surfs up A pirate’s life for me Once there was a pirate who sang a pirate song Then interrupting the pirate a big shark came along You’d hear…Yo, ho, ho ho, hee, hee, hee Chomp, chomp Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee Chomp, chomp Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Once there was a pirate who sang a pirate song Then interrupting the pirate A helicopter came along You’d hear… Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee Swoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee Shoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Once there was a pirate who sang a pirate song Then interrupting the pirate An octopus came along You’d hear… Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee Wiggle wiggle Swoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp, Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee Wiggle wiggle Swoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp, Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Once there was a pirate who sang a pirate song Then interrupting the pirate A submarine came along You’d hear… Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee Up periscope Wiggle, wiggle Swoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee Up periscope Wiggle, wiggle Swoosh,swoosh Chomp, chomp Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Once there was a pirate who sang a pirate song Then interrupting the pirate A singing mermaid came along You’d hear… Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee La, La, la Up periscope Wiggle, wiggle Swoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Yo, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee La, La, la Up periscope Wiggle, wiggle Swoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp Hey dude, surfs up A pirate's life for me Once there was a pirate who sang a pirate song Then interrupting the pirate A police boat came along You’d hear… Yo,ho,ho,hee,hee,hee Stop-freeze La,la,la Up periscope Wiggle, wiggle Swoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp Hey dude surfs up A pirate's life for me Yo, ho, ho, ho, hee hee, hee Stop-freeze La,la,la Up periscope Wiggle, wiggle Swoosh, swoosh Chomp, chomp Hey dude surfs up A pirate's life for me A pirate's life is…not for me! There are too many interruptions! Yoho!!!