- Ayo, what's poppin'? What's poppin' in the hood? We out here in the west of London. We're doing some golf! Sidemen Golf Fly ting. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. - It's mini golf. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. - Putt, putt, putt. (group laughs) - In the edit that's gonna look sick. So there's gonna be explosions. So me, Vikk and- Don't leave me hanging. Do not leave me hanging. That was a long time bro. That was a long time. - So Vikk you can now say the N-word. (beep sound) - Wow. - That's a pretty big privilege. - Did you hear what he said? - What did you say? (beep sound) - Oh! - Twice. - Oh, twice. - Twice. - Bro. - Mad. - Stop talking, stop talking. - Come on man, jeez. Anyway, let's do this. Let's see who wins. (upbeat music) - All right, blacks first. - So it's not like Chess? - Just stop. - That was a good one, wasn't it? - That was good. That was good. That was good, right? - I'm actually getting pissed off now. - Don't you think it's logical though? - They're going first. Okay, team black this is your ball. - Wait, wait, wait, hold up. How come you got more
points than us already? - That's the ball number (group laughs) - I knew that, I knew that. - It says team white first. - [Vikk] Wow. - Okay. - How about Ethan goes first? - Check your privilege. - White male privilege, change my mind. - Okay, you can just go first, all right. (upbeat music) - Ready, you have 57 seconds. - Oh mate that's terrible. - It's really not bad, actually. - Why you waiting? It's you. - It's all you. - You got 40 seconds. - Oh. - Go on, you got this. - [Vikk] Oh. (mumbles) - You got this. - He's holding it. - I'm not. - Behz, come on, focus. - [Vikk] Oh my, oh my
that was point blank. (applause) - Below average start. - JJ, it starts now. - [Vikk] Alright. - [Tobi] Come on. - [Vikk] Where does it go? - [Simon] Wait where does it go? - Hazard, you got hazard. (laughing) - Oh, shit. - [Tobi] Wait, what? - It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. - What, where you going? - [Simon] Bro. - [Tobi] JJ, JJ, please, JJ. No, no, no, no, no. - [Ethan] See you lot wanted
to complain at me, yeah? Oh my. - [Tobi] JJ, please. - [Vikk] This is like. - [Simon] Oh! Banging shot. - [Vikk] Oh, he's gonna miss. - [Tobi] If you want to
beat Logan Paul putt it. (group laughs) (group screams) - [Tobi] Oh my god. - [Josh] Just hurry up team black. - [Tobi] Yes. - [Ethan] Disappointing way to start. That, that's better than me. - [Vikk] Wait we actually
didn't do that... oh, okay. (piano music) - This is Josh's life. This is his life. This is what everything in
his life has been building to. - [Simon] The time has already started. - [Vikk] if you're a lad
you'll go for a trick shot. Come on go for a trick shot. - [JJ And Vikk] Trick shot! Trick shot! - [JJ] Boo! - [Simon] Wait. No! (group shouts) - [Simon] You got a hazard. - [Ethan] Yeah. - [Vikk] What? - [Simon] Well yeah, but we
got minus 10 points for it. - [Josh] Oh this is easier, look. - [Simon] Please. - [Tobi] Miss, miss, miss. - [Simon] Nice! - [Josh] Yo, what's your
immediate reaction to that? - [Simon] Very well played. - You know what? - [Ethan] Yeah? - Fair play. - (laughs) Yeah! - [Simon] If you're a big
man you'll go for that. - [Ethan] Times starting bro. - [Josh] He's on your team. - [Vikk] Get off. - [Tobi] Wait, give him this one. (laughing) - [JJ] Oi, the sabotage, stop! - That was actually really off putting. That was really off putting. - [Simon] Wait, boys, who's that? - [JJ] Who's that? - [Vikk] Look who it is. - Sorry. (laughing) - My bad! - [Vikk] Nice of you to join us. - [Simon] We did need someone to hold this camera the whole time. (laughing) - [Ethan] Cameraman. - Ta-da! (laughing) - [Vikk] Do a discount code. - ONTIME, just one word. - Alright, 20% off, use the code ONTIME, all one word, for the first 250 people. Yeah? - [Vikk] Oh! Mad. Mad. (upbeat music) - [JJ] Tobi, I wanna do this one! This one looks sick! Oh my god. - Which team are you on? - [Harry] Alright, if you
miss it, your mom dies. (laughing) - Everyone's gonna die anyway. - [Josh] How can you say that? - Bro how can you come
late and just say that? - Why is everything with you about my mom? - [Harry] The pressure's on. - Everything with you is about my mom. Okay. - [Tobi] Go, go, you're
running out of time. (screaming) (cheering) - Yeah! My moms alive! (laughing) - Alright, Harry, you just
turned up. Give me that. Black time, black time. You're late. So you're on our team. - Do I get one warm up? - [Simon] Wait he's on your team? - [JJ] Yeah he's on our team . You can also say the word n****r. Say it. (beep) (group screams) - [JJ] Jesus. Jesus.
What is wrong with you? - [Vikk] Harry, Harry, yeah. (laughs) (beep) (group screams) - [JJ] Wow, no. - [Ethan] Stop it bro. - [JJ] You're nuts. - Is he gonna get a strike? - [JJ] Wait, what? You can't- - [Josh] Oh he missed. - [Simon] What? It's out here. - [Tobi] Harry hurry up. (JJ shouting) - [JJ] You're winning. You're winning. - [Josh] That's the bowling ball. - [Vikk] They're trying
to hold us back man. - [Tobi] Come on Harry, come on, please. - [Vikk] Easy bang. - [Simon] Anytime. - [Vikk] Nailed it. (applause) (upbeat music) - [Tobi] Time's going, time's going. - [Vikk] What's the question? - [Simon] On average- - [JJ] Oh shit! (laughing) - [Simon] On average, in their lifetime a person spends 2 years
in total on the toilet. (buzzer sounds) - [Vikk] Oh penalty. - [JJ] Oh my god. What's wrong with you? - [Vikk] Oh and he's not got the angle. - [Simon] That was solid, that was quick. (applause) - [Simon And Josh] Great putt! - [Ethan] You're gonna get it wrong. - [JJ] Sliced bread was invented after... oh, false. - [Simon] Oh. (screaming) - [Simon] What? Wait. - [Tobi] Fuck it, I don't care. (group screams) - Sliced bread man! Bread! - [Vikk] That was a good putt. - [Simon] For sure. - [JJ] Are you- - I was saving time. - [JJ] What do you mean saving time? - Wait, wait, can we talk
about your performance please? - [JJ] No man. (upbeat music) - [Josh] I get free pizza. (Simon chanting) - Josh you've already spent 7 seconds. - [Josh] Oh no! What? - [Simon] Does that count? - [Ethan] That was a free
shot, now get a hole in one to win a free pizza. - [Vikk] No pressure. - [Simon] Josh! - [Vikk] Oh no. - [Josh] But it's game season. (group laughs) - [JJ] Fucking hell. - [Ethan] I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. It wasn't meant to be- (group laughs) - [Simon] Oh my god. - [Vikk] Don't get the free game. I don't want the free game. - [Vikk] Yeah. I'll take a bet. - [Tobi] Just kick it.
Just kick it. Just kick it. Stop! - [JJ] Guys. - [Vikk] This is just racial abuse. - He's kicking it now. (group laughs) - [Vikk] That's actually lit. Did you get a prize? (Ethan laughs) - [Tobi] Why? - Why is Josh laughing? - [Ethan] Yeah, you
missed out on the pizza. - [Josh] That's why I'm laughing, that is why I'm laughing, that is exactly why I'm laughing. - [Ethan] Just pick it up and put it in. - [Tobi] Just pick it up. (applause) - [Simon] What was that? (upbeat music) (laughing) - [Harry] Go on you cracker. - [Tobi] Boo! (laughing) - Oh it almost landed in the hole! - That's our ball. - [Vikk] Great first shot Simon. Great first shot. Just shoot it. - [Ethan] Oh no. (group cheers) - [Josh] Hole in one! - [Vikk] Please miss. (Simon, Ethan and Josh cheering) - [Josh] Hole in one? Hole in one? Hole in two? - [Simon] You bastard! You stopped my hole in one. - Bro. Still, how? - It's not even my go, Vikk's pussied out. - [Harry] What do you
mean Vikk's pussied out? - I couldn't live up to that. - [Vikk] You're on our team. - [JJ] What am I doing? - [Vikk] Oh, all the way. (group screams) - [Vikk] Ya. That's decent. (upbeat music) - Wroetoshaw video. - [Group] Oh! - That means it's going to be a banger. - That means it's about to drop. - [Josh] Go on then. - [Vikk] Wow. I felt the wind. - [Tobi] Just do it. - [Ethan] Oh my god. - [Josh] Bro you've wasted that. - [Vikk] Not good. - [Simon] Trick shot. All your mini golf
days, put them into use. - [Vikk] Mark up the angles. - You get away. - What do you mean get away? I wouldn't do anything. Wow, you're just, you're a bit tense fam. Relax. Relax. - [Josh] Time, Ethan time. - Get him away (JJ screams) - [Vikk] Great trick shot. (group laughs) - [JJ] Wait. (Simon cheers) - [Simon] Hole in three. - [Vikk] Oh my god. - [JJ] What is going on? - [Tobi] We need you Vikk. (group laughs) - [Vikk] Oh, great work. (Vikk and JJ cheer) (Ethan laughs) - [Josh] It knows you're cheating. - It's cause you didn't hit
it, you just picked it up. - [Vikk] What if... - [Harry] Oh no, for the love of god. - [Vikk] Yes! (group screams) - [Vikk] Did we get it? - [Josh] Place ball on black circle. (Ethan laughs) - Wait, where did we get caught? At the end! I had it. (screaming) - [Vikk] Trick shot. No, no, no, no, no. Yes, let's go! - [JJ] Yes! - We needed this! - Team black! (electronic music) - [Ethan] What's your immediate reaction to team black's performance? - You know what? Slow start, but we're getting into things you know. We're starting to, you know,
show our full potential. I like it. You know how we do man. You know how we black stew. - [Ethan] What was your immediate reaction to team white's success? - We put all- - [Ethan] What was your immediate reaction to team white's success? - This is what Donald Trump
is trying to sort out. - Wait, what? - [Ethan] Wow. - Well, I'm not saying I agree with it. - I'm not involved in this party. I have like Turkish in me or Armenian. - Yo blacks for the win, black people. (laughing) - Oh, nice angle - [Tobi] Very nice. Very nice. - [Vikk] He should actually
be able get this one. I'll be disappointed if he doesn't. (screaming) - [Tobi] Come on, just break it. - [Vikk] No pressure. Nice. (mumbles) - [Vikk] Harry if you get this in two- - Harry what team are you really on? - [Ethan] Harry. - [Tobi] One of us, one of us! - [Simon] Everyone step back, step back. - [Tobi] Harry hurry up,
we're running out of time. (laughing) - [Josh] Uh, guys? - [Tobi] What? - [Ethan] No. No. (laughing) (cheering) - [Vikk] Very well played. - Final hole. (intense music) - [Vikk] Oh! Oh! - [Josh] That'll do. That'll do. - [Vikk] We can't win. - [Josh] 345. Yeah 345 cool. - We can't win. - It's all on you bro. It's all on you. - [Simon] It's all on JJ. - [Harry] Oh good lord. - Can't lose. - You don't look confident
in this shot. (laughs) - Straight up the middle. - Your body language is off. - Jake Paul... any of the Paul's. - [Tobi] Any time today, mate. - 34 seconds. - [Tobi] He's not gonna take the shot. He's not gonna take it. - Bro you messed up my psyche. - You gotta play it now, because if it roles it will cut. You gotta play it. - [Tobi] Take the shot, please. (laughing) - Oh yeah, your psyche. Really good. 308. - Team white is the winner! - You let the whites win. You did that. - You know the football signings, welcome Harry. - Wait, no, I don't want him. No. - [Josh] Fuck off. - [JJ] I thought you were on our side? You're with the blacks. (group laughs) - [Ethan] Stop racism 2018. (bleep) - What did you say? - Ah. - What the hell man. (cheery music) - Vikk, you can now say the N-word. - Whoa. - Wow. - That's a pretty big privilege. - Did you hear what he said? - What did you say? - I didn't say anything. (group screams) - Twice. - Twice. - Not once, twice. - Bro. - Mad. - Just stop talking, stop talking. - [JJ] Can you say the word n***a? Say it. - I'm a winger. (group screams) - Whoa. - [JJ] Jesus. Jesus. What is wrong with you?! - [Simon] What did you say? - I didn't say anything (group screams) - [Simon] Whoa. - [Ethan] Stop it bro. Stop it. - [JJ] You're nuts. (JJ laughs) - [Ethan] Stop racism 2018. - Wait, what did you say? - Ah. - What the hell man? (rap music)
