Shrek Meets Donkey | Shrek | Extended Clip | Mini Moments

i think it's in there all right let's get it hold on do you know what that thing can do to you yeah it'll grind your bones for its bread yes well actually that would be a giant now ogres oh they're much worse they'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin no they'll shave your liver squeeze the jelly from your eyes actually it's quite good on toys right [Applause] this is the part where [Laughter] wanted fairytale creatures [Music] [Music] [Music] sit down please don't turn me in i'll never be stubborn again i can change please give me another chance oh shut up next what have you got this little wooden puppet i'm not a puppet i'm a real boy five shillings for the possessed toy take it away next what have we got well i've got a talking donkey right well that's good for ten shillings if you can prove it oh i'd go ahead little fella well oh he just said he's just a little nervous he's really quite a chatterbox oh you bone-headed dog that's it i've heard enough guards no no he talks he does i can talk i love to talk and the talking is dancing oversaw get her out of my sight no no i swear hey i can fly he can fly [Music] you might have seen a house fly maybe even a superfly but i bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly oh [Music] seize him [Music] you there ogre i by the order of lord farquaad i am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility oh really you and what army [Music] can i say something listen you was really really something back then incredible are you talking to me yes i was talking to you can i just tell you that you was really great back there man those guards they thought they was all of that then you showed up and bam they was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods see that that that really made me feel good to see that oh that's great really man it's good to be free now why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends hmm but uh i don't have any friends and i'm not going out there by myself hey wait a minute i got a great idea i'll stick with you you a mean green fighting machine together we'll scare to spit out anybody that crosses us oh wow that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying if that don't work your breath certainly will get the job done cause you definitely need some something cause your breath stinks man you don't burn the hair out my nose just like the time and then i ate some rotten berries man had some strong gases eating out of my butt that day why are you following me i'll tell you why cause i'm all alone there's no one here beside me my problems have all gone there's no one to deride me but you gotta have friends stop singing well it's no wonder you don't have any friends wow only a true friend would be that truly honest listen little donkey take a look at me what am i oh [Music] really tall no i'm an ogre you know grab your torch and pitchforks doesn't that bother you nope really really really oh man i like you what's your name uh track shrek but you know what i like about you shrek you got that kind of i don't care what nobody thinks of me thing i like that i respect that trick you all right look at that we want to live in a place like that that would be my home oh and it is lovely just beautiful you know you are quite a decorator it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget i like that boulder that is a nice boulder i guess you don't entertain much do you i like my privacy you know i do too that's another thing we have in common like i hate it when you got somebody in your face you trying to give them a hint they won't leave and then there's that big awkward silence you know can i stay with you uh what can i stay with you please of course really no please i don't want to go back there you don't know what it's like to be considered a freak well maybe you do but that's why we got to stick together you got to let me stay please please okay okay but one night online ah thanks what are you doing oh this is gonna be fun we can stay up late swapping man list stories and in the morning i'm making waffles oh where do uh i sleep outside oh wow i guess that's cool i mean i don't know you you don't know me so i guess outside is best you know yeah i go good night i mean i do like the outdoors i'm a dunk i was born outside sitting by myself outside i guess you know by myself outside i'm all alone

Channel: Mini Moments

Views: 6,532,706

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Id: EIE8xUbIEAQ

Length: 8min 4sec (484 seconds)

Published: Fri May 20 2022