Short Jerma

so should i just sit like there forever for the rest of the stream what do you think just sit like this the whole time shorter than me i'm 5'8 that's like that's [ __ ] average that's very average stand up and prove it okay [ __ ] all these stand up and prove it he says dammit [Music] look what i'm doing zoom in closer do you understand you understand like what look look at my knees i'm bending forward complete look at these bent knees look at my arm my arm doesn't come down to my shins guys do you really think that my left arm is a foot off the ground do you really think that look at the ground you think that my hand comes down like a [ __ ] gorilla below average what five eight is the male height the height of an average male i'm average 5 8 is the average in iron forge that's not even true it's like three feet tall turn to your left and raise your arms to max the outline that's not right that is inaccurate that's inaccurate it's because of where i'm standing i'm not [ __ ] 5'4 this is from like 2006 guys the technology didn't exist you know we've talked about we've talked about donald trump we've we've talked about lego hillary clinton with the real the tough issues here we talk about like christmas how was your christmas well you know another very important you're tiny you're [ __ ] tiny germa well it was either this or a child-sized incredible hug that's what happens when you buy a costume two days before halloween child size you say yeah all right and you're sure that wouldn't fit how tall are you what how tall what do you mean what how tall might you be five six six feet tall six one two six one you sure yes in the empirical system whatever no probably not probably not it's just [Laughter] ah [ __ ] [ __ ] nsa spying on me listen i'll give you this i'm not i'm not tiny i'm compact huh can you give me that can you guys give me that not tiny i'm compact like when i take a shower and i'm out of the shower and i'm looking at myself in the full-body mirror that i have and i just like stopped [ __ ] flexing and like like squeezing my like butt cheeks together i go damn that guy's compact can i stand back on my thing i feel so much more powerful when i'm on this if it makes you feel better that's better germa is [Music] can you see who placed blocks in the server [Music] i want that person to be killed in front of me more than you bargained for too real for you if i were you i'd keep this little episode quiet why are we in the woods did we just murder somebody together did we just bury a body i don't understand i don't know i'm not gonna put my name in real height like one foot tall why am i that tall i just got like minecraft triggered it's true and i don't even like to use that word because it's like you're triggered i got this guy i triggered him watch germa when i say when i say he's five foot two he's triggered i ain't five foot two have you not met him in person i've met him multiple times in person every single time i've met him he hasn't been that short oh he's been moderately tall at not at best he was he was he was like he wasn't short to me didn't seem that short then again he was on like he was wearing like very high heel shoes what else what about that thing this is a giant handgun this is just a comedy weapon right how am i supposed to do this hey look germa you're using a regular sized pistol right right right right go back i need to address this on stream again because listen this picture this by the way this is mr slin great [ __ ] guy swell guy me i'm it's me and slynn of the same size okay we're both five seven and a half five eight i was leaning down in this picture misters me and mr schlin are the same size okay i was pushing my [ __ ] knees down and leaning forward this picture is the reason for the internet calling me a small guy and i'm small i am a small guy but not that small me and mr winner the same size ask him calibrate please stand up look straight and click calibrate to set just made him it just made him [ __ ] just thought okay let's play the game i can't wait jeremy do you sit in a booster seat for every stream no hmm no hmm hmm answering truthfully no all right all right you still hooked up there don't sit in a booster seat booster scene yeah why would i do that it would be creative anyway i'm not on cam 95 percent of the time maybe they think you need it what can i say now these platforms could be a little better but you know what i'm not going to say anything about it the platforms are being removed they're just so you can stand on them germa it's like a ladder you ever used a ladder before you short yeah you can say you can say [ __ ] you know this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] i don't even want to read this do you sit in a booster seat for every stream i said no that was a lie i don't sit in a [ __ ] booster seat that's a but i don't i actually don't do that god the chat i gotta hold on a second i don't sit in a booster seat for you i'm sitting right here no not another t-pose it's too small small please ed it's come fast hey by the way opinions are not facts let's just get that so germa is short oh we can all agree on that that's an opinion of yours if somebody was like five five i'd be or like five two i would be taller than them and they wouldn't think i was short so that's enough you ever somebody somebody if i went to like a village of people that were like two feet tall at some point i don't know i would be tall that would be their opinion oh you're kind of tall so that's an opinion of yours that's not a fact you got me with that one good work lord compact wedding it's a compact wedding to the union oh my um okay can we just skip ahead to the idea suck so much emotion coming from such a small streamer glad you settled the new place small guy why did this thank you but like you have to write the word small like four times is it w-a-s-d oh you dick press e to go you just really you're killing me here can i do anything else can i interact with something can i jump a cool i'm gonna okay let's give myself a boost thank you goldfish vendor for the five dollars with all the money you got tonight you can finally get that height enhancement surgery that's probably like that probably cost like 45 000 that's probably like 50 grand i don't know i never looked it up i'm just guessing in the twitch chat german 95 was asked by a streamer about his character this time a lot more questions were asked and some feedback was received there were questions about the appearance and the way the movement looked and felt to the height he could reach on the stage the timing of the sword swings and so on german 985 told about the last thing he thought to check if there was a potential fix to the character and the first few minutes of the stream he had a small hiccup um don't even need anything else stand back here so people can see you he's 5 11. understand he's 5 11. excuse me he's 5 11. can we put it into this joke once back to back back to back can we stop this joke once and for all can we stop this my fly is down no it's not we're good he's 5 11. yeah that's the only reason why he's here is so i could prove how tall i am uh it was a very expensive anti-joke it was a very expensive joke to get him here to prove to you guys that i'm not [ __ ] 5-2 i am slightly below average height which i know isn't ideal i'm five feet tall and i can wear shorts and a tight athletic shirt that shows the tops of my underpants and also shows my thighs let's go over this quickly so i'm bending my knees right now they've bent the i'm i'm leaning forward bending my knees and slumping down right now and looking look at i'm out in front i am not side to side here look at this shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder right no no sure i'm in i'm out in front down see i'm leaning forward and and down if i extend these legs i come up from here to here right here is the line where i would be if i were standing up straight he is exactly like you in every way [Music] except one eighth your size you [ __ ] minnie me are you hungry something to eat now you've got a hot pocket jesus that's too good i'll draw a little thing for you just to get this out of the way here we go he's like a ruler right here right here's the ruler this is like this is like five feet right here this is five feet five this is like six feet right here right there right there right there right there it's actually kind of funny because this is actually how [ __ ] tall i probably am are you guys ever gonna get over this like short thing look even even like some jokes and some like random references from like five years ago they live and they die you know what i mean like you got like some of the jokes i've made like over the years you know like the stupid [ __ ] we've we've talked about over the years what's the what's the half-life on this one look you can't go to like an open mic night and tell the same joke every time you're there the people that are in the audience are gonna be like i remember this joke you already told it they're gonna stop [ __ ] throwing [ __ ] you gotta get an ashtray in your forehead if you make like the compact streamer joke 400 times in a row at the same club oh and by the way all you guys that uh want to talk [ __ ] about how small i am and how like oh germa is so so tiny actually i got some pictures that i want to show we're gonna do a little slideshow right now because i mean i've just just popped into my head i didn't like ever i didn't really want to prepare for this um yeah so i had i got in contact with with my mother and i said mom can you send me some photos uh because i don't really have very many photos on my computer and she sent me quite a few of them so i just want to make sure we we prove that uh not only am i i'm that i'm of a certain height i'm not [ __ ] like five feet tall so let's go through some of these photos here that's um wait what that's me in a trench coat it was i was a i was a a bad guy for halloween like a couple years ago clearly not five feet tall in that one as you can see and then this is one of one of my friends we were having a little bit of a little punch you know a little a little romp there yeah he's he's my little friend his name is his name's david the green screen has to be big he's huge he's the size of a wall let's stop god and here's the worst part about this this is very keyable you can you could put whatever you want there so now i just [ __ ] myself for like another four years i met this when i met the rock uh me and you know the rock is a wrestler so he's [ __ ] huge me and the rock kind of go we go way back uh yeah hello you know i'm a lot bigger than him so you know that stuff happens that way doesn't mean my ex-girlfriend they're just kind of strolling around down new york city it's um not not a big deal i mean she likes we we saw each other for like a few years i think and this one is um that it's not that that one shouldn't be there that one okay [ __ ] it up all right who [ __ ] put those in which one of you hacked my computer and put those in huh yeah ah yeah real [ __ ] funny one of you hackers got a hold of my [ __ ] data files huh okay funny just want to [ __ ] prove to you guys a bunch of [ __ ] dicks oh look that's me that's me a couple of coming with a big doorway with ducking my head down because i'm so [ __ ] tall i like you like my ladder that's because i can reach up there you know what i'm saying it's hard to put those up there well you're not that uh i mean look at how strong i am though oh come on give me a break give me a break these ceilings of like 15 [ __ ] feet tall even if you were 6'2 you wouldn't be able to get up there there's too many people in germany no i don't know we need something i think we need batteries galaxy over here jump over the thing getting the galaxy jump over the thing and get in the galaxy the giant thing the job oh oh god um all right short streamer we need you to we need to kick everyone out that's not in the it's not my name spawn they'll hit page store page door there you go hit page door spot only uh put it on the ground short streamer i need to put it on the ground i i just i'm not even i'm not here that's not me no i know we're trying we're trying to get i know i'm speaking to the pilot of the oh i thought you thought you would have been a dick you're talking to me one in the other squads to pull some sort of air vehicle and follow us whatever i don't give a [ __ ] again what's under the stairs uh that's my room and then that's my dad's room that one that's my bedroom in my dad's bedroom and the one down there is a guest room that's that that's my bedroom that's my bedroom i got all my cool swag is in there it's gonna go to my bedroom one second hey you guys wanna see it's pretty cool ah it's messy in there i don't look messy this one's heavy this is [Music] the walkaroo stilts [Music] easy walking handheld stilts that's really really funny okay how tall are you don't even don't say as [ __ ] okay the height to match how tall you are got your [ __ ] [ __ ] hey i told you oh [ __ ] oh what do i say quick take a picture quick look at it oh [ __ ] how does it know that i was sitting on the scale i wouldn't know that i'm that all right live looks fine now let's position the camera make sure everyone can fit this i'm not going to look at the outline without appearing too small people will do like a thing the thing on the ground is six feet tall therefore he's triangulated he's five two i've seen that [ __ ] joke a thousand times it's not you know it's not gonna be an original joke squiggity swanky thanks for the one dollar one last question i've been meaning to ask if you could take it all back which meme would you remove from existence the short joke or cosplaying as a rap short short the short one the short joke the short joke the short one the one that we've discussed short the short joke remove it 100 times i would rather be naked in that raptor costume then have somebody do the short joke again me too hold on let me do the thing i did that hey hey hey hold on a second let let me ruin my career real quick like i did uh a couple years ago remember this well i'm gonna get off the chair and i went oh [ __ ] right and then it literally ruined my whole career remember remember this [ __ ] with oh measure the door measure him next to the door there's a room next to the [ __ ] door we can see how he is next to the door handle okay you want to play this [ __ ] game we'll play this game there you go there's the door measure next to the door handle fine [ __ ] i'm pretty tall next to the door almost there and t-pose got it what i'm tiny i'm [ __ ] tiny get closer to the door if i get any closer because i'm gonna hit my [ __ ] head this is like this is [ __ ] close i'm [ __ ] as close as i can get i can't do you want me to do it again [ __ ] [ __ ] i swear to god you're making me do this crazy [ __ ] how can you take the high road if you can't reach it dude you should you should [ __ ] you should [ __ ] write for snl i think that you know they could use a guy that says the same a joke every day they could use a guy like you he's unironically mad [Music] yeah [ __ ] it [Music] let me look over at my chat right now what do you think i should put in let me vitality oh no jeremy you should put in a too tiny two vital okay that person great contribution uh what else we have um 10 strength you can't even reach anything um so should i use the uh the club yeah uh german the club's club yeah use club he's starting for a club yes i'm holding a strange jug and i'm drinking out of it that stack is taller than me oh yeah let's find out german's [ __ ] tiny let's see how [ __ ] big this is got you i'm not supposed to be doing this at three and a half on yelp so far okay you ever do this live squad yeah one short stream there we go who said that oh by the way i'm not like 5 8. i'm five feet tall you're [ __ ] tiny germa coffee chicken of course i do i'm like five two [Music] i'm [Music] that's [ __ ] insane i'm not fighting i'm five feet tall oh that was [ __ ] insanity what i wanted to know was i know you said you like yourself and that's great but i mean you're not perfect nobody is except maybe me there's got to be something you don't like about yourself so if you had to pick the one thing that you dislike most about yourself what would it be your height well as long as your body is long enough to reach the floor you should be fine like with the whole height thing i've told you this [ __ ] before you guys can do way better than that i'm certain of it like you guys have been caught up in that [ __ ] for like a year and a half there's so much more material to work with with me it's getting into him no it's not it's not [ __ ] getting to me now you just shut up about if it was getting to me you'd be able to [ __ ] tell you'd be able to tell it was getting to me and that's not okay so stop bringing it up why am i so short because god doesn't [ __ ] love me i don't know why why why am i not like tall huh why god why am i not tall it's very cute [Music] tomato flan leos okay all right short little bastard what are you [ __ ] so short i can't even communicate open the door so i can get out of here come on get up here [Laughter] where the [ __ ] is this i'm not tall enough for this this is like trying to reach the top cupboard in your house if you're under six feet tall you know what i'm talking about just all of your top cabinets have nothing in them they just don't have anything in them because why would you put it you need a step stool to get them anyone under six feet gets it the last one i can't wait for it to be deleted i cannot wait for this next joke this next stupid [ __ ] meme to go away forever because like i said guys this is kill the meme stream whoever loses the rumble portion of this you don't get to say it anymore and what's the number one thing that everybody always says to like the joke the meme oh how funny it is let's let's say it let's say get it out now because i don't think short german is going to win wearing his baby clothes and his nice like bald hair no he's five foot five [Applause] can't wait for this to be done there's the short joke [Applause] these little sneakers is fun sneakers that he got in the first grade but he still fits into let me let's let's let's talk about this i saw a picture on twitter of um i was in like a i was in museok's vlog and people were like well holy [ __ ] german's tiny oh germ is so small well baz is like he's so small compared to baza baza is six nine dude is [ __ ] almost seven feet tall give me a [ __ ] break what are you doing he's 1200 germa bucks for the italics was last seen on the vegas trip with an extremely short streamer that's very very that's not probably wasn't me but there are plenty of other streamers that this could be who are small not me though i'm average small i'm small but i'm small i'm average all right i'm gonna get out of here so that's you over there why am i this small i'm not this small i you are no i'm not like this small this is i'm going to be just 12 at the counter enter jen's height 60 inches is five six i'm 62 inches guys germa height experience [Music] [Music] but before you get rid of it you need to understand something please listen we are you okay we are just your psyche you've made these jokes chat loves these jokes just because you don't happen to agree with them all the time doesn't mean you have to get rid of us we're funny don't you understand we are you it's some of the things you're saying are very very true they are but in the same realm you have to accept us [Music]

Channel: SuperDazza - Best of Jerma

Views: 795,352

Keywords: Jerma, Jerma985, Highlights, Clip, Stream, Livestream, Games, Compilations, Short, Compact, Small, Height

Id: 6EuSTk8myjI

Length: 31min 15sec (1875 seconds)

Published: Sat May 29 2021